{"id":6304,"date":"2015-01-08T15:04:14","date_gmt":"2015-01-08T15:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=6304"},"modified":"2015-01-08T12:32:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-08T12:32:29","slug":"resolution-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=6304","title":{"rendered":"Resolution Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its the turn of the year and people have been asking &#8220;Any Resolutions?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Which got me thinking &#8220;What could Celtic related resolutions be&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Dermot Desmond<\/strong><br \/>\nTravel more. Try Scotland, maybe around about AGM time for instance\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Peter Lawwell <\/strong><br \/>\nExercise more. Extract finger from arse and use\u00a0your so called elected power at Mount Florida for maximum affect. Starting with querying every utterance from Neil Doncaster in respect to assurances from and for Sevco. Also stop watching Moneyball on Netflix and actually just sign-off the purchase of the immediate quality we need, at least\u00a0 now and again please!<\/p>\n<p><strong>John Park<\/strong><br \/>\nGet back to nature. Actually ask the manager what he wants transfer wise rather than just using eHarmony style algorithmns that may occasionally throw up a VVD but\u00a0usually give us a Pukki or a Balde.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ronnie Deila<\/strong><br \/>\nStudy left wing politics. Hire a Striking coach.<\/p>\n<p><strong>John Collins<\/strong><br \/>\nHelp Others. Stop showing the players your old\u00a0Predator boot free kicks on YouTube and actually help improve the side.<\/p>\n<p><strong>John Kennedy<\/strong><br \/>\nLose Weight. Help Ronnie dump the excess dross from the squad<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jason Denayer<\/strong><br \/>\nTake up an instrument. Stop talking like a \u00a310m player and actually try playing like one<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kris Commons<\/strong><br \/>\nSpend more time with family. Your English family, probably somewhere near the M62 if Lenny can find a few quid!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Efe Ambrose<\/strong><br \/>\nGo to Theatre more. See if a hypnotist can help you recall being a World cup worthy and African Nations Cup winning defender!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Virgil Van Djik<\/strong><br \/>\nGo Green. Take the night bus home from Stringfellows.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tony Stokes<\/strong><br \/>\nTake up Gardening. Put a shed in\u00a0that new hair<\/p>\n<p><strong>John Guidetti<\/strong><br \/>\nEat more bran. Will help you shit or get off the pot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>James Forrest<\/strong><br \/>\nGive more gifts. Anything if it means more protective bubble wrap around you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Neil Doncaster<\/strong><br \/>\nGet to Gym more. This will help you carry\u00a0 Stewarts, Campbells and your own\u00a0bags when you all exit<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chris Sutton<\/strong><br \/>\nExercise less. Give the barbed tongue a rest.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Keith Jackson<\/strong><br \/>\nLearn a new language.\u00a0 Try English&#8230;start by looking up Journalism in the dictionary.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Celtic Fans<\/strong><br \/>\nSave Money. Stop calling radio phone ins and talking pish<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6308\" src=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/calvin-and-hobbes-new-years-resolution.jpg\" alt=\"calvin-and-hobbes-new-years-resolution\" width=\"487\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/calvin-and-hobbes-new-years-resolution.jpg 487w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/calvin-and-hobbes-new-years-resolution-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/calvin-and-hobbes-new-years-resolution-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Please add your suggestions below:<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its the turn of the year and people have been asking &#8220;Any Resolutions?&#8221; Which got me thinking &#8220;What could Celtic related resolutions be&#8230;&#8221; Dermot Desmond&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":6309,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Green-Resolutions-New-Year.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-1DG","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6304"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6313,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6304\/revisions\/6313"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}