The Etims Hotline ( formerly Hunline before Newsnow got all antsy and didnt want to upset\u00a0any wee\u00a0sensitive souls) was abuzz over the weekend with callers coming from far and wide:<\/p>\n
\u00a0 Ally must stay! Mike honey, call me!! Mike sweetheart, call me Mike my lovely, call me! Mike petal, Ive had enough waffles, call me! Mike baby, call me! Mike gorgeous, you know it makes sense,call me! Mike mate, call Watty! I could take the blame but no-one in the Scottish Media would say a young brave fresh faced newbie manager like me is to blame, would they? The difference between Hearts and Rangers? It was Boys versus Men at times!, see what I did there? Hearts attacking? I promise it wont happen again! Rangers folk running here and there like headless chickens. Madness. Ive never seen Kris Boyd run anywhere before! I can only apologise, but come on guys, meet me half way! It was a tough contest but winning King of The Elbows made my day Dont Tell Lawwell but looks like we might need a Plan C! 12’000 people across from Ibrox baying for change. But enough about me, how did the Rangers get on? Mind you,it wasnt all Rangers fans having fun, oh no…..<\/em><\/p>\n John Guidetti scored again?, bugger! Lads, its 90 minutes a game,not 9. NINETY,please try and keep up! Its awright boss, i’ll have a word when i get back Im back! You’re shocked aren’t you! Im back too! Youre even more shocked arent you! We have agreed a fee with Man City for Guidetti.We wont pay it, but it is agreed. The Living Wage?, Bugger I thought they said Loving Wage and I was quids in! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Etims Hotline ( formerly Hunline before Newsnow got all antsy and didnt want to upset\u00a0any wee\u00a0sensitive souls) was abuzz over the weekend with callers…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":6061,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/lilloises-lillois-jetez-telephone-portable-po-L-1-e1416827555556.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-1zJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6059"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6064,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6059\/revisions\/6064"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nAlly Must Go!
\nSevco Fans,Everywhere<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nEverybody bar Sevco Fans<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nStu, Motherwell<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nTerry, Bridge of Weir<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nDerek, Aberdeen<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nEck, Ghent<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nBilly, Nottingham<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nHenning, Poland<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nChick Young, BBC Scotland<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nSally, East Kilbride<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nRobbie Neilson, Midlothian<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nCraig Levein, Tynecastle<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nKenny McD, Murray Park<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nCraig Thomson, Lodge 1882<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nJon Daly, Ibrox<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nSPFA, Mount Florida<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nNicola Sturgeon, Hydro<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nPeter Lawwell, Gutted<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nRonnie D, Parkhead<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nScott Brown, Xmas Shopping<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nKris C, Lennoxtown<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nJames F, Lennoxtown<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nDermot, Sandy Lane, Barbados<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nFrank McAvennie, The Savoy\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n