{"id":5727,"date":"2014-09-29T11:58:15","date_gmt":"2014-09-29T10:58:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=5727"},"modified":"2014-09-29T11:58:15","modified_gmt":"2014-09-29T10:58:15","slug":"celtic-diary-monday-september-29-even-keith-jackson-can-see-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=5727","title":{"rendered":"Celtic Diary Monday September 29: Even Keith Jackson Can See It."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Diary has been accused of being somewhat fickle at times, largely because it is, but even the author is beginning to question his sanity this morning, when he found he agreed with an article written by Keith Jackson of the Daily Record, presumably after his head was cleared of previous thoughts by the method illustrated above.<\/p>\n<p>Theres a first time for everything, I suppose. And no, the bold Keith didn&#8217;t write about bears utilising large areas of forestry in order to evacuate their bowels. In fact, it was something even more obvious.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #111111;\">\u00a0Celtic boss Ronny Deila makes<\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #111111;\">managing a team look hard just<\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #111111;\">like Ryder cup flop Tom Watson<\/h1>\n<p>Alright, perhaps the headline could have been phrased better, I&#8217;ve no idea or desire to find out exactly how hard Tom Watson is, and even less desire to watch golf. After all, if someone hits a wee ball as hard as he can and then trudges off after it, there is obviously a loose wire somewhere in his circuitry. In cricket, they make someone else fetch it, which seems a much better idea.<\/p>\n<p>In the article , Jackson says;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u00a0<a style=\"font-weight: 400; font-style: inherit; color: #ed002d;\" title=\"Click HERE to read more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dailyrecord.co.uk\/all-about\/ronny-deila\" target=\"_blank\">Ronny Deila<\/a>\u00a0didn\u2019t arrive here with much of a reputation to lose. For the most part the Norwegian was unheralded and, yes, even unheard of. His work at Stromsgodset may have made big news in Gulskogen but it hadn\u2019t travelled as far as Glasgow which is why Deila was up against it from the outset.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>He has an army of doubters to win over and quite frankly, the more the fans see of Deila\u2019s work the less there is to convince them.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>Yes, a victory was cobbled together at St Mirren but this was another strikingly sub-par performance from Deila\u2019s side.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>In fact, his team is becoming unrecognisable from the all-conquering unit left to him by Neil Lennon and, for that, Deila has some explaining to do.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>The more he tinkers the less impressive the team becomes and, more alarmingly, there are now mutterings of discontent from behind the scenes at Lennoxtown where Deila\u2019s ultra-modern methods appear to be causing some confusion.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>The 38-year-old is full of ideas but precious few of them appear to be working for his players who remain<\/em> <em>unconvinced as to how a portion of rice with their Saturday night Chinese takeaway is going to make them perform more poorly on Thursday night when\u00a0<a style=\"font-weight: 400; font-style: inherit; color: #ed002d;\" title=\"Click HERE to read more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dailyrecord.co.uk\/all-about\/celtic-fc\" target=\"_blank\">Celtic<\/a>\u00a0take on Dinamo Zagreb in the Europa League.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>All carbs and sugars have been banned by Deila who is in danger of coming across as a bit of a textbook fanatic, exactly the way Paul Le Guen did at Ibrox not so very long ago.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">Of course, its nothing that many of us haven&#8217;t already concluded, but if even Keith Jackson can see it, then Deilas days are already numbered. Not because the hack holds any sort of influence at Celtic Park, but because if he can see it, then those who hire and fire at Celtic Park will have already been whispering about it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>It\u2019s as if Deila is determined to make management look like some sort of science but he is not being asked to split the atom here. He is merely being tasked with keeping Celtic ticking over as the strongest team in Scotland and right now he\u2019s falling a long way short.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\u00a0Which, in fairness to Keith is exactly what most of us have been thinking, and questions now have to be asked of the manager, questions such as<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">&#8221; What the fuck are you playing at ? &#8220;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\u00a0In the main, what Ronny and Jonny appear to be doing is improving -or trying to improve-the players eating, sleeping and drinking habits. There is nothing wrong with that in principle. In fact, done correctly, it could well improve their performances. A previous manager, Gordon Strachan , arguably got exceptional performances from largely ordinary players by improving their fitness, citing the adage that &#8220;tired minds make tired decisions, &#8221; and the concentration of his players, especially in Europe, was astonishing, more than once performing above their weight.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">So, on balance, improving their fitness is a good idea, but theres a reason as to why when we join a gym, alright, when you join a gym, ( you wouldn&#8217;t catch me anywhere near one, \u00a0 I have my own rigid fitness regime, up one two and then the other sock ) \u00a0you have a personal trainer, someone who regulates your fitness programme to your needs and physique.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\u00a0Actually, when I did once venture into a gym, I put my finger through a hole in my trainer and had to sign on a register for a couple of years.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\u00a0Anyone with a bit of common sense-no pun intended-can surely see that the likes of Kris Commons should be on a different diet and exercise routine than say, Eoghan O&#8217; Connell.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\u00a0A blanket ban on carbs and sugar, to quote Jacksons article again, if true, is ridiculous. Its like someone gave Deila the Ladybird Book of Things that Are Bad For You If Taken in Excess, and he&#8217;s using it as his starting point to create an all running , all passing superfootballer, when in fact, he&#8217;s created some six foot headless chickens, who probably sneak downstairs at midnight, open a packet of fruit gums, and eat them behind the garden shed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">Although the Norwegian has probably banned garden sheds as well, in case anyone nips out for a fag during the ads on Coronation Street.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\u00a0Deila still has time to change things, to adopt a wee bit more maturity, and dare I say, improve his people skills before he becomes the unicorn who stood on the beach, watching a big boat disappear over the horizon, and saying to his pal<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">&#8221; Oh, bollocks, was that today ? &#8220;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">Perhaps there was some evidence in these words from the boss that he really is lowering expectations&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #444444;\"><em>&#8220;We stuck together as a team in 90 minutes to win the game,&#8221; said Deila.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #444444;\"><em>&#8220;The game was brought back to 1-1 and that was difficult to come back again.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #444444;\"><em>&#8220;But we did it, we kept them away from our goal for the last 20 minutes, and that was positive.&#8221;\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #444444;\">Keeping a side who have won one game this season away from your goal is not really a positive worth shouting about.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\u00a0Meanwhile, Police in Paisley are probng allegations of racial abuse towards Dutch defender Virgil van Dijk. A statement read;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #404040;\"><em>&#8220;Police Scotland has received a complaint from a Celtic player alleging he was racially abused by a spectator during the St Mirren v Celtic match on Saturday.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #404040;\"><em>&#8220;Police are liaising with both clubs and are analysing broadcast and CCTV footage. Inquiries are ongoing.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em>They are also looking to question a man in connection with repeatedly assaulting anyone who came near him on Saturday lunchtime, and have issued a photofit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/?attachment_id=5728\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5728\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5728\" src=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Jim-Goodwin.jpg\" alt=\"Jim Goodwin\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" srcset=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Jim-Goodwin.jpg 275w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Jim-Goodwin-150x99.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">Meanwhile, the virtues of playing two up front were evident for Brodby, over in the Danish Superleague, even if those two were Teemu Pukki and Holmbert Fridjonsson&#8230;courtesy of VideoCelts<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/?attachment_id=5729\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5729\">Fridjonsson and Pukki goals..<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\u00a0Dinamo Zagreb are the next team for Ronny to worry about. They are here on Thursday, and its probably going to be a little different from St. Mirren.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">The official website is optimistic;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>DINAMO Zagreb visit Celtic Park this Thursday in Matchday Two of the UEFA Europa League.\u00a0The Croatian champions got off to a winning start in the group stages with a thumping 5-1 win over Romanians FC Astra.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>They&#8217;re currently top of the table in Croatia despite a 0-0 draw with bottom side Slaven Belupo on Saturday, and they&#8217;re guaranteed to provide a tough test for Ronny Deila&#8217;s men.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Ronny Deila will be hoping that Thursday night is the first of an extended run in the Europa League, and the team will have been boosted by their 2-2 draw against Austrian champions FC Salzburg two weeks ago. They also know that a win on Thursday could take the Hoops top of the group.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Make sure you&#8217;re there to cheer the Bhoys in Europe by securing your seat today.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">I have;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/?attachment_id=5730\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5730\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5730\" src=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/behind-the-couch.jpg\" alt=\"behind the couch\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/behind-the-couch.jpg 225w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/behind-the-couch-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Actually, I&#8217;m considering this one. Its unfortunate that it coincides with my wedding anniversary tomorrow which means if I don&#8217;t come up with something special for that, then theres no chance I&#8217;ll be allowed out to play on Thursday, and to be honest I&#8217;m stumped.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">She didn&#8217;t appreciate the cheese grater last year, and I&#8217;m completely out of ideas for this year.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">It does make me think of the wedding though, and how she wanted to call it all off as my drinking at the time had got out of control, and she was having difficulty in coping with it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0But she didn&#8217;t, and we just went to the reception with everyone else.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0Booby Lennox was the victim of a John Greig tackle in yetserdays picture, provided via twitter by St. Anthony, and its to him we turn again for todays picture,<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/BypfNVwIMAAOVyp.jpg:large\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0One of the players is instantly recognisable, so the question is, who is the fellow behind Jimmy Johnstone.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">( Notice I resisted the obvious punchline there&#8230; )<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Diary has been accused of being somewhat fickle at times, largely because it is, but even the author is beginning to question his sanity&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5731,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/jackson-ice-bucket.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-1un","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5727"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5727"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5732,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5727\/revisions\/5732"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}