The World and its wife welcomed Ronnie Deila to Paradise today.<\/p>\n
The new Celtic Manager will no doubt be heartened by these warm words of welcome that we have gathered here:<\/p>\n
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” Aw fuck, he’s already sold me once ” –Stefan Johansen<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0” I’ve got all her cookery books ” – Scott Brown<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0” I saw the contract last week “-Hugh Keevins<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0” Who ? ” – Mainstream Scottish Media<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0” Artur Jorge for Assistant, you heard it here first!”-Hugh Keevins<\/strong><\/p>\n “Ronnie Deila….wow the name reminds me of some soft jazz at Ronnie Scotts, I can play Elton John on piano you know” – Graham Speirs<\/strong><\/p>\n “Does he know the words to any banned songs” – FoCUS<\/strong><\/p>\n “Dammit, we wanted him too….need someone to\u00a0play\u00a0\u00a0at the back with Lee McCulloch!” – Rangers International Holding Holding Ltd<\/strong><\/p>\n “Celtic signed Delia Smith, if its no Walter then I’m no interested” – Chick Young<\/strong><\/p>\n “Shove it up your arse” – Roy Keane<\/strong><\/p>\n “Im sure Ronnie will feel right at home.\u00a0 Its 6 quid a pint in Norway, the\u00a0same price as in the Kerrydale Bar!’ – Peter Lawwell<\/strong><\/p>\n “Haud on a minute, what the feck rhymes with Deila?” – The Green Brigade<\/strong><\/p>\n ” A Norwegian, is that a Glaswegian from up Sighthill way?” – Charlie Nicholas<\/strong><\/p>\n “F*cker,\u00a0I knew\u00a0I should have accepted that reverse charge call!” – Mr M Mackay, Cardiff Travelodge<\/strong><\/p>\n “He looks like he \u00a0already misses playing The Rangers!” – Darryl King<\/strong><\/p>\n “Hmmm Norwegian prawns, what, where was I, who?” – Derek Johnstone<\/strong><\/p>\n “I think its a shame that a decent Scots manager couldnt get the gig, like Tommy Wright or Pat Fenlon. Who agrees with me, anyone?” –\u00a0 Danny Alexander<\/strong><\/p>\n “I cannae go they folk who show their arses!” – Robert Fleck, Rangers Retirement Home<\/strong><\/p>\n “Director of Football you say?…hey Pedro, call me!” – Gordon Smith, his parents hoose.<\/strong><\/p>\n “We havenae a scooby, now listen to us waffle for hours anyway” – BBC Sports Scotland<\/strong><\/p>\n “A manager who is young, intelligent, used to developing new talent and making massive strides in his career and reputation, that\u00a0sounds a right daft idea!” – Rangers fans everywhere<\/strong>.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The World and its wife welcomed Ronnie Deila to Paradise today. The new Celtic Manager will no doubt be heartened by these warm words of…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":5164,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/rinniehands.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-1lh","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5163"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5163"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5167,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5163\/revisions\/5167"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}