{"id":4302,"date":"2013-12-24T08:30:06","date_gmt":"2013-12-24T08:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=4302"},"modified":"2013-12-20T16:32:21","modified_gmt":"2013-12-20T16:32:21","slug":"the-etims-christmas-songbook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=4302","title":{"rendered":"The Etims Christmas SongBook"},"content":{"rendered":"

Murray the Showman<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

\u00a0Murray the Showman,\u00a0 <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Had very floppy hair<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

The AGM said No, <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Paul it\u2019s time to go, <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

No-body wants\u00a0you there<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

But Murray, the Showman, <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Is in no hurry on his way,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Though he waves goodbye, <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Sayin’ “I won\u2019t cry!” <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

“I’ll be back again someday.”<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\"glasgow-celtic-fc-christmas-santa-stop-here-window-sticker--2394-p\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Away in a CEO<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Away in a Fir Park, no cause for a ban,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

The little Lord Lawwell played the wrong hand.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0The Guys in the Green Brigade looked shocked\u00a0‘twat he said,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Had Little Lordy Peter stopped taking his meds?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

The sights\u00a0now are\u00a0lowing, the truth now awakes,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

But little Lordy Lawwell no apology he makes.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

We pay Thee, Lord Lawwell, a reckoning is nigh<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Be careful Lordy Peter to fall from so high.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

So hear we, Lord Peter, We ask Thee to mind<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

We hold the purse-strings and we arenae blind<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0Protect all the dear Celts now in thy well renumerated care,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

or leave us in Paradise, cause we wont miss you there.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em>\"glasgow-celtic-fc-christmas-santa-stop-here-window-sticker--2394-p\"<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Jungle Bells<\/span><\/strong><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh, jungle bells, jiungle bells<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Jungle all the way<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Oh, what fun it is to laugh<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

At a Sevco AGM day<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

jungle bells, jiungle bells<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Jungle all the way<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Oh, what fun it is to laugh<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

At a Sevco AGM day<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"glasgow-celtic-fc-christmas-santa-stop-here-window-sticker--2394-p\"\u00a0<\/p>\n

The Little Drummer Boy<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Vote they told me<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

No Davie King to see<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Our finest moans we bring<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

The board are just laughing<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

dumb, dumb dumb dumb,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Tried to evict Brian<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Cant do sums<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Little Ally<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Pa rum pum pum pum<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Youre not a poor Hun too<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

I have no 880 grand earnings<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

That’s liberty piss-taking<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

dumb, dumb dumb dumb,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Shall I march for Jim<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

With my drum<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Murray nodded<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

The Mason and Bam kept time<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

I played my drum for Jim<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

I played the Sash for Him<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

dumb, dumb dumb dumb,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

The Board still ignored me<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ra dumb, dumb dumb dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

I feel so dumb, dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb, dumb<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Anyone Want to buy a drum?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\"glasgow-celtic-fc-christmas-santa-stop-here-window-sticker--2394-p\"<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

Malcolm The Blue Nosed Requisitioner<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>You know Paul, and McColl, and<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Dingwall, and Chrissy,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Wilson, and Murdoch, and<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Houston and Findlay<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

But do you recall<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

The most famous Requisitioner of all<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Malcolm The Red Nosed Requisitioner<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

had a very well skelped arse<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

and if you ever saw it<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

you would say his wallet must be made of glass.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

All of the other Requisitioners<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

used to pretend and say he’s fine<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

But all the real Board members<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Wouldnt give him any time.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Then one foggy AGM eve<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Sandy came to say:<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

“Murray with your arse so skelped,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Your voting chance is shot to hell!”<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Then all the Requisitioners loved him<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Cause they had been rejected too,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Malcolm The Blue Nosed Requisitioner,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Feck off there nothing more to do!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\"glasgow-celtic-fc-christmas-santa-stop-here-window-sticker--2394-p\"<\/span><\/p>\n

AGM Night<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

AGM night, huns in the shite!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Board are calm,\u00a0 futures so bright.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Round yon staircase, Easdales and Brian.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Talking revenge on Ally for lying,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Sleep with the fishes Al,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Sleep with the fishes Al<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

AGM night, huns in the shite!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Dingwall quakes at phone light.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Easdale plots another plan<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Revenge awaits the fat ugly fan,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Sleep with the fishes Mark,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Sleep with the fishes Mark<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

AGM night, huns in the shite!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Chuck, toasts with his pal Craig.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

They raise another glass to their lips<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

To the cashcow that they get to strip,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Watch your ship, sink down Huns!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Watch your ship, sink down Huns!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\"glasgow-celtic-fc-christmas-santa-stop-here-window-sticker--2394-p\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Craig White Christmas<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m dreaming of a Craig White Christmas<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Just like the ones Huns used to face<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Where the Overdrafts glistens<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

and raging huns are smitten<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Screaming No Surrender up the marble staircase.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

I’m dreaming of a Craig white Christmas<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

With every requisitioner the Board smites<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

May your administration be hairy and shite<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

And may all your downfalls be Craig White.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

I’m dreaming of a Craig White Christmas<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

With every Transfer request Ally writes<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

May your liquidation be a final goodnight<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

And may all Timaloys praise Craig White.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Murray the Showman \u00a0Murray the Showman,\u00a0 Had very floppy hair The AGM said No, Paul it\u2019s time to go, No-body wants\u00a0you there \u00a0 But Murray,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":4303,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rangers-celt-snowman.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-17o","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4302"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4311,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302\/revisions\/4311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}