{"id":4288,"date":"2013-12-20T12:50:02","date_gmt":"2013-12-20T12:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=4288"},"modified":"2013-12-20T13:12:49","modified_gmt":"2013-12-20T13:12:49","slug":"rangers-agm-hotline-special","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=4288","title":{"rendered":"Rangers AGM Hotline Special"},"content":{"rendered":"

After yesterdays Rangers International Football Club plc Annual General Meeting, our Hunline has been inundated with calls….here they are for you to enjoy:<\/p>\n

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All I hear from the club is increasing losses and more spin. This would never have happened on my watch. <\/b><\/p>\n

Paul Murray, Brass Neck Avenue, Bearsden<\/p>\n

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Bring back the old board. They understand how to manage a club and know our traditions. A one, a two, a one two three. For it was old and it was<\/em>…. <\/b><\/p>\n

Donald Muttonchops, Cowdenbeath<\/p>\n

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Graham Wallace sounds like a great chap. He has my full backing! <\/b><\/p>\n

Ally McCoist, Paisley Road<\/p>\n

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What’s that you say, he wants to promote youth and cut costs to balance the books? (Sharpens knife) he has my full backing. <\/b><\/p>\n

Coisty, East Kilbride<\/p>\n

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Sack the board….sack the board……sack the board….. <\/b><\/p>\n

Chris Graham, Mark Dingwall, RST, The Krankies and Judean People’s Front.<\/p>\n

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And the results from the AGM are a conclusive victory for the board. <\/b><\/p>\n

London Stock Exchange<\/p>\n

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Back the board….Back the board……Back the board….. <\/b><\/p>\n

Chris Graham, Mark Dingwall, RST, The Krankies and Judean People’s Front.<\/p>\n

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I hate windy days. Wish he’d get a gig in Dubai. <\/b><\/p>\n

Paul’s Murray’s Hair<\/p>\n

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What am I going to do now that my hero Paul Murray is a non-entity once again? Sob….someone….anyone…..please help me! <\/b><\/p>\n

Keith Jackson, Daily Rectum<\/p>\n

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Me too. Anyone have Rino Gattuso’s number for a positive Ibrox story? <\/b><\/p>\n

Matthew Lindsay, c\/o Paul Murray’s backside<\/p>\n

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I’ve not gone away you know…. <\/b><\/p>\n

Charles Green, Yorkshire, near France.<\/p>\n

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Neither have I…..neither have I…..mwahahahahahahaha <\/b><\/p>\n

Craig Whyte<\/p>\n

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\"AGM?..
AGM?.. i thought a new Food Bank had opened<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Okay, once again\u2026Dear Santa\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n

Paul Murray, Shit Creek<\/p>\n

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Davie King, all those guilty charges mean nowt to us, please help<\/b><\/p>\n

Huns, Whining Alley<\/p>\n

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So that now officially means\u00a0that we are the people who dont actually matter?<\/b><\/p>\n

Huns, WATPWDAM<\/p>\n

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Oh shit, the Easdales know ma face noo, gulp!<\/b><\/p>\n

Peter Smith, STV\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Ah dont understand AGMs, but i enjoyed it, there was biscuits!<\/b><\/p>\n

Big Derek, Clyde Done<\/p>\n

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Its clear that anybody who votes against their own bosses is still perfectly safe in their job.\u00a0 Thats right, isnt it?<\/b><\/p>\n

Fraser Wishart, Arse<\/p>\n

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Oh your jobs safe Ally…so safe…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Oh Poor wee sally, having to sit up on that top table wae the money grabbers<\/b><\/p>\n

Mrs Sevco<\/p>\n

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Poor Sally?, what 800 grand wages and a million shares, that\u00a0poor Sally?<\/b><\/p>\n

Mrs Sellick<\/p>\n

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I asked Ally what he though of Corporate Governance, he welcomes any Army official to Ibrox<\/b><\/p>\n

Hugh Keevins, Daily Record<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n

Another new record for Rangers, the first club to reduce spending climbing the Leagues, WATP!<\/b><\/p>\n

StrawClutcher RSC<\/p>\n

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Seats on the board?…we dont know about any seats on the board and\u00a0\u00a0we didnae break any, honest!<\/b><\/p>\n

Green Brigade<\/p>\n

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Daddy, how is it Rangers International AGM when we’re no allowed to play in Europe?<\/b><\/p>\n

Innocence RSC<\/p>\n

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Its aw Neil Lennons fault!<\/b><\/p>\n

Kenny Shiels, Morton RSC<\/p>\n

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What the Rangers Fans need is a true leader, like Jeanette Findlay!<\/b><\/p>\n

ETims JSC<\/p>\n

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<\/b><\/p>\n

Dick, Scotzine<\/p>\n

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If you or a loved one have been affected by this AGM, please stop laughing as\u00a0too much\u00a0can be bad for your sides!<\/b><\/p>\n

Samaritans CSC<\/p>\n

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