{"id":425,"date":"2012-09-05T12:06:17","date_gmt":"2012-09-05T11:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wolf.servers.eqx.misp.co.uk\/~etimsnet\/?p=425"},"modified":"2012-09-05T12:06:28","modified_gmt":"2012-09-05T11:06:28","slug":"425","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=425","title":{"rendered":"Sallys Stakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>Sallys Stakes <\/strong><\/div>\n<div>\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><em>Sally bought a burger bar, to boost The Rangers\u2019 fund<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>The Ibrox staple diet, aimed at those he thought rotund<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>With stakes in his beloved club, his life would be complete<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>But the steaks that he referred to, were slabs of bloody meat.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>The sight of burgers frying with sweet sauces on the shelf<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Was more than he could handle so he ate them all himself.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>He brought in Lee McCulloch to boost his weekly sales<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>But insistent on a weigh-in, big Lee broke the bloody scales.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Covered in the greasy stuff, fat dripping from his chin<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>He knew he had to change his ways so gulped a Mickey Finn,<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>He may not make much money even if he buys some shares\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>But he\u2019ll always be the blue eyed boy to all his handsome Bears.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Slimming pills and skinny cokes, Sally\u2019s even off the beer<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Sweating buckets every day and always feeling queer<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>But that\u2019s not down to exhaustion or too much exercise<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>It\u2019s that Charlie Green has confiscated all the bloody pies!<\/em><\/div>\n<div>\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><strong>The Holy Poet.<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sallys Stakes \u00a0 Sally bought a burger bar, to boost The Rangers\u2019 fund The Ibrox staple diet, aimed at those he thought rotund With stakes&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2J7If-425","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=425"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":429,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425\/revisions\/429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}