{"id":3696,"date":"2013-10-02T22:11:51","date_gmt":"2013-10-02T21:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=3696"},"modified":"2013-10-02T22:18:46","modified_gmt":"2013-10-02T21:18:46","slug":"barca-nae-mair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=3696","title":{"rendered":"BARCA NAE MAIR"},"content":{"rendered":"
The Holy Poet<\/strong> looks back at the Celtic defeat to Barcelona…<\/div>\n
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BARCA NAE<\/span> MAIR.<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>1st<\/sup><\/span>\u00a0October 2013.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Before I start, get one thing straight, Neymar is a cheat<\/strong><\/h4>\n

At kick-off, I said to mates, I will accept defeat<\/strong><\/h4>\n

So long as that cheating bastard doesn\u2019t take a dive<\/strong><\/h4>\n

I\u2019ll gladly take a 1-0 win or lose by 4 or 5.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

How can the Barcelona fans accept him as a man<\/strong><\/h4>\n

I\u2019d be ashamed, if I was one, to call myself a fan<\/strong><\/h4>\n

The dirty diving bastard brings evil to the game<\/strong><\/h4>\n

With one slight kick, he writhes about, as though he\u2019s fucking lame.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Get up ya cunt, ya wanker, this game is meant for men<\/strong><\/h4>\n

But the slightest touch, a fresh air kick, and down he goes again<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Then Broony played the nutter and kicked when he fell<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Squirming on our hallowed turf, you\u2019d think he was in Hell.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

The agony, the look of pain, was something to behold<\/strong><\/h4>\n

If rolling round could win awards, he\u2019d take the fucking gold<\/strong><\/h4>\n

How do you feel young Neymar, when you let yourself down<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Every time you touched the ball, the jeers rang round the ground.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Take Andreas Iniesta, a maestro who\u2019s a man<\/strong><\/h4>\n

When subbed he was applauded by every Celtic fan<\/strong><\/h4>\n

But you ya cunt, ya cheating cunt, deserve to lose your head<\/strong><\/h4>\n

The respect that Barcelona had, because of you is dead.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Celtic fans remember and so do all the Scots<\/strong><\/h4>\n

You dived when playing Scotland and deserved all that you got<\/strong><\/h4>\n

You blamed The Tartan Army too for a banana that was flung<\/strong><\/h4>\n

And then you called us racists and for that you should be hung.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

You may think I am angry but it\u2019s not through our defeat<\/strong><\/h4>\n

It\u2019s that dirty wee Brazilian who\u2019s nothing but a cheat<\/strong><\/h4>\n

If I was Barca\u2019s manager, I\u2019d say a swift goodbye<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Football doesn\u2019t need your type and I hope you don\u2019t ask why.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

The mighty Barcelona, how Neymar\u2019s dragged you down<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Your multimillion forward has made you look like clowns<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Thank God for Iniesta, Xavi, though it may have come too late<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Respect from Paradise has gone \u2013 Neymar sealed your fate.<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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The Holy Poet.<\/b><\/div>\n
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