{"id":3690,"date":"2013-10-02T21:26:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-02T20:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=3690"},"modified":"2013-10-02T21:26:22","modified_gmt":"2013-10-02T20:26:22","slug":"all-rhyme-no-reason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=3690","title":{"rendered":"All Rhyme & No Reason"},"content":{"rendered":"

Etims Diary regular Charlie Saiz<\/strong><\/a> posted this classic review of the teams performance against Barcelona.<\/p>\n

We think its top of the mantelpiece material…enjoy..<\/p>\n

Scott Brown? Aye let himself down<\/span>
\nWhilst big Fraser stayed sharp as a razor<\/span>
\nWee Izzy? well the wee man was busy<\/span>
\nBig Van Dijk as cool as you like<\/span><\/h3>\n

Along with Ambrose cleared his lines as he rose<\/span>
\nMikael the big swede played the game with his heid<\/span>
\nWhilst young Adam Mathews tried hard not to lose<\/span>
\nCharlie Mulgrew had his chance that he blew<\/span><\/h3>\n

Wee Jamesie of course shook Valdes with force<\/span>
\nNeymar was shocking got the stands really talking<\/span>
\nThe ref pulled a flanker switched his card fookin wanker<\/span>
\nSammy did well broke clean through awe fookin hell<\/span><\/h3>\n

The crowd stood aghast Celtics chance it had passed<\/span>
\nStokes he played well banjo\u2019d Elvis fookin hell<\/span><\/h3>\n

As Commons did too tracking back had to do<\/span>
\nA problem caused by Lenny say no more 4-4-2<\/span><\/h3>\n

But Barca were not great huffed and retained some puff<\/span>
\nWee Cesc headed well as his team they did gel<\/span>
\nIn the end showed some class, Broonies mist bit our ass<\/span>
\nStokesy he got hooked on came Kayal\u2026<\/span><\/h3>\n

Was he booked?<\/span><\/h3>\n

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