{"id":3375,"date":"2013-08-13T22:15:13","date_gmt":"2013-08-13T21:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=3375"},"modified":"2013-08-13T22:15:29","modified_gmt":"2013-08-13T21:15:29","slug":"an-ode-to-chuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=3375","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to Chuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Holy Poet turns his attention to the Man who continues to make us \u00a0all smile:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Chuck.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>So like the anti-Christ he\u2019s back but not on bended knee<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>He\u2019s back as a consultant complete with hefty fee<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>His first job up, to face the press, like a King upon his throne<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>But surely he must know now, he sits up there alone<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Straight talking with his comments, he just doesn\u2019t think things through<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>And slates the board, the coach, the team, he doesn\u2019t have a clue<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>It\u2019s as though he\u2019s on a mission and with a tongue that\u2019s like a rasp<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>He just lets rip with no remorse and the venom of an asp.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>The fans are cringing as he speaks and want the man out now<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>But worse goes on behind the scenes as Watty takes his final bow<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>And then he digs out Sally, tells him, win the league and cup<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Prove that you\u2019re a manager or else your time is up<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>But Sally\u2019s a west of Scotland man and never walks away<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>If confrontation\u2019s what he wants he can have it any day.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>But who asked him to come back and can someone tell them why?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Is it to take care of investments or to tell them all his lies?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Surely they don\u2019t need his service, they\u2019ve ten million in the bank<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>But when he asks regards the rest, he just draws on a blank.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Some things never change in life, you either sink or swim<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>And like Craigie bhoy, I think wee Chuck, is like Hector, just a Tim.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><strong>The Holy Poet<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Holy Poet turns his attention to the Man who continues to make us \u00a0all smile: &nbsp; Chuck. 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