Staffordshire flu, far and away the most serious strain of any shifting anthem virus struck the author ruthlessly over the weekend,prompting medical services to consider armed quarantine to prevent a spread of the deadly virus, which although it has not claimed any lives,it leaves the sufferer feeling like he has been hit by a train and then a good rub down with sandpaper to given things up.
\nA concerned Mrs Malph was at one point heard to comment
\n“He’s a bloody tart,I notice he struggled down to watch his football”<\/p>\n
It was only down to her loving care and attention,combined with threats and violence that I managed to escape the attention of the grim reaper himself.<\/p>\n
So,where were we?<\/p>\n
Raith Rovers were brushed aside in the cup,with three Scottish international scoring the goals,which is something you don’t see everyday. The win sets up a Rocky versus Mr T rematch with St.Mirren in the quarter finals,which was just what Neil Lennon and themanagers of the other six remaining clubs were hoping for.<\/p>\n
Plucky third division hostile Rangers were crushed by the same 3-0 scoreline which had rookie boss Ally McCoist happy enough to praise his players whole hearted approach. He is used to 3-0 reve…<\/p>\n
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