{"id":1910,"date":"2013-01-25T13:00:05","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T13:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=1910"},"modified":"2013-01-25T13:26:43","modified_gmt":"2013-01-25T13:26:43","slug":"charles-green-book-competition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=1910","title":{"rendered":"Charles Green Book Competition"},"content":{"rendered":"

When we heard that Charles “Man of a Million Promises<\/em>” Green was saying that he would write a book about his time at Ibrox, mind he isnt leaving for the next 11 years!, we felt it worthy of a competition.<\/p>\n

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We can only wonder if Jim Traynor will ghost write this amazing tale ( working title “Project Monorail”? – Ed<\/em>) of a not so poor Yorkshire man who managed to get so many shares just for doing so many sad wee \u00a0chats with gullible punters.<\/p>\n

Will it be finished before he rebuilds and renames Ibrox?, Will it be finished before his company (not the club!) turn a profit? Will the book, like the Truth, ever come to light?.<\/p>\n

A slabbering \u00a0Scottish Media holds its breath in anticipation!<\/p>\n

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\"dark-age-book-1-the-devil-in-green-mark-chadbourn\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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We asked our friends on Twitter and we ask you now, care to suggest what the Book could be called?<\/p>\n

The suggestions from Twitter included :<\/p>\n

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    @Finestpolisher<\/strong> – “We Aint Got No History”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @Krys1888<\/strong> – “The Complete History of Inter Sevco”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @walsh2509<\/strong> – “Where theres Muck theres Dirt”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @kevkelly67<\/strong> – “Made Up Bullshit”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @stevieking62<\/strong> – “Insolvency For Dummies”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @mgreenwell<\/strong> – “Smoke & Mirrors”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @pault1888<\/strong> – “The Lying, The HoverPitch and The Tax Probe”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @Eirebhoy<\/strong> – “The Untouchables”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @kdceltic1888\u00a0– <\/strong>“One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest” (Sadly already been taken<\/em>!)<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @Creg1888<\/strong> – “50 Shades of Green – A heart warming story about an old Yorkshire businessman who fucks an entire ignorant fan base<\/em>!”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @scotzine<\/strong> – “Once Upon a Time in a Land far away”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 @teedee74 “Maybe even a Galaxy”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @rsmorrow1964<\/strong> – “The Diary of a Madman”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @joeclark67<\/strong> – “Hamish the Tax Man – My part in his Downfall!”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @dominick1888<\/strong> – “How to talk utter guff unhindered!”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @maxibhoy<\/strong> – “Seven Deadly Sevconians”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @StefMcDef<\/strong> – “20’000 Leagues Under the CFC”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @kevhug8118<\/strong> – “The Adventures of the Pied Piper of Govan”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @bighuggles<\/strong> – “The Land of Make Believe”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @mickey1888<\/strong> – “How to become Rich at the Expense of Zombies”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @petethefoot<\/strong> – “A Brief History of Time”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @MeesterMartinho<\/strong> suggests it will retail at \u00a316.90<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @Scottsman1978<\/strong> – ” War & War”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @Ewenjc59<\/strong> – “Charlie and the Huns to Bate Factory”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @unrepentantfb88<\/strong> – “Raging rolled-up Trousered Philanthropists”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @Ewenjc59<\/strong> – “To Mock a Hunnish Horde”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @aZombear –<\/strong> “Mein Kampf 2 – Chuckles Story”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @gfstewart<\/strong> – “The Taxdodgers Guide to the Galaxy”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @TamByrne<\/strong> – “Where there’s Huns there’s Brass!”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @Ewenjc59<\/strong> – “Stupid (red) White (And Blue) Men”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @Nick67OD<\/strong> – “A Tale of Two Clubs- The<\/em>\u00a0best of times..the worst of times<\/em>“<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @Cowiebhoy<\/strong> – “Die Another Day”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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    @gfstewart – <\/strong>“Return of the Living Dead”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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      @Cowiebhoy<\/strong> – “You only live Twice”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
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      @Viewsfromthejun –<\/strong> ” The Heist”<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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      Please suggest a Title, (profanity welcome) in Comments below –<\/p>\n

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