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This could work for the board, who must already be regretting organising a “glamour ” friendly with Newcastle United next month. According to “The Mag”, a Newcastle fanzine , Newcastle have sold their allocation, whilst home sales have been described as “dire ”<\/p>\n
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That seems to be a rather polite way of saying “fucking shocking ” as season book holders are still a little miffed at the exclusion of pre season kickabouts from their books is yet another example of cash being hoarded by the board, the board may yet see fit to announce and field a blue chip signing, and thus head off dissension before it starts to take hold.<\/p>\n
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Another rule change in Scotland sees Celtic move to link up with Queen’s Park to allow young players from the top divisions to go on loan to the lower leagues to help them develop. Reserve and youth players at Celtic, for instance, may be held back by a lack of first team football, which is unfair to an extent as they have been deemed to have more potential than some who already play first team football, but at a lower level.<\/p>\n
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Kris Ajer benefitted from a loan spell, as did Ryan Christie, and optimists hope that Marco Tillio will return from Australia a better player when he rejoins Celtic in the summer.<\/p>\n
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Everyone at Rangers FC is deeply saddened to announce the appointment of Russell Martin as our men\u2019s first team head coach. Our thoughts and prayers are with our fans and everyone in the <\/span>#Rangersfamily\u00a0<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n
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“He’s an all-round lovely person and he’s very talented. He will be a manager one day because he’s just the right person to be a manager.”\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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One win in 16 and sacked before Christmas. It certainly doesn’t look great, but there’s more to Martin than a brief Premier League spell with Southampton last season.\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The comparison with Manchester City and Barcelona points to a desperate media trying to dress up a particularly chunky number two with a liberal splashing of glitter.<\/p>\n
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Martin used to play for Scotland, in that famous iron curtain defence that also contained Grant Hanley and several other players who shouldn’t have been anywhere near the shirt. He did work in a supermarket before becoming a footballer , in the loosest possible meaning of the word, which will be handy as they are usually hiring around christmas, which , co-incidentally, is when he’ll be looking for work.<\/p>\n
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