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<\/p>\nThe game may have been played on a carpet yesterday, but the hoops weren;t wearing their slippers as they stormed into an unassailable lead that had the game sewn up around the twenty minute mark.<\/p>\n
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In fact, whilst legend has it that World War One pilots were known as twenty minuters due to the dangers of their role, it’s now perhaps a more fitting description of Kilmarnock fans, as that’s roughly how long they hung about for once they’d seen their side demolished.<\/p>\n
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And probably their hopes of Premier League survival along with it.<\/p>\n
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So , yeah, today is a Happy Monday.<\/p>\n
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Tokomi Iwata showed us a glimpse of the future with his display, and whilst Yuki Kobayashi didn’t really have to break sweat, he looked ready to step in when needed.<\/p>\n
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Matt o’Riley reminded us what he is capable of with a couple of goals, and looking at the bigger picture, it’s good that he isn’t under pressure week to week to perform, bearing in mind he’s still at the age when he has to ring his ma to tell her he’s staying out late.<\/p>\n
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The three points brings the title a little bit closer and will give us something to sing about when the rest of the country is harping on about the coronation of King Charles the Third, which i will be watching it on RTE or another Irish outlet as their pronunciation will be far more accurate.<\/p>\n
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After yesterday’s game, we were entertained by Derek McInnes, that dazzling bolt of light, who told us that life wasn’t fair, and it was all down to everything else that his team lost, whilst neglecting to add that he might as well have told his substitutes to start warming up instead of sitting down when they reached the dugout, so badly wrong had he got his tactics, line up and career choice.<\/p>\n
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For example, he moaned that Liam Donnelly had taken a foot “full in the face ” ….and that should have been a red card.<\/p>\n
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His side were trailing 4-0 at that point, and looking like they couldn’t score if they fell into a bucket of ladies front bottoms, but somehow in his mind that made all the difference.<\/p>\n
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Then again, he’s convinced himself Donnelly has a face on the back of his head as well.<\/p>\n
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He’s not the only one who sees the world through somewhat distorted lens, however, and this piece from Hugh Keevins, bravely working through what appears to be some sort of degenerative neural disease, clearly shows….<\/p>\n
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Actually, it would probably be more accurate to mention that the shitshow to which he refers became a shitshow because the shitshow that is our sports media prefers to encourage those who would put on such a shitshow by refusing to hold them responsible for the said shitshow.<\/p>\n
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And I believe I may have set some kind of record for the use of the word shitshow.<\/p>\n
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Which, if you type into google, gives you this image…..<\/p>\n
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Anyhoo, Keevins burbled….<\/p>\n
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If you had wished for a domestic game to best promote Brand Scotland, it would have looked a lot like last weekend\u2019s Old Firm derby. Five goals shared in an end-to-end thriller.\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Can I just stop him right there ?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Promoting any brand with the shitshow that is the story of the new Rangers is not going to bring in any investment…their own investors are bailing out quicker than a twenty dollar ho asking for her money…..as no one wants to be associated, which is why we’re all stuck with bookies, who make a living out of hammering us for our money but telling us to stop when it stops being fun….though a better tagline would be to stop when your wife belts you with a bat for spending the food money on some nag.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n In England, they’re going to ban gambling firms from advertising on club shirts. They can afford to. In Scotland the situation is different. Decades of bigotry, racism, violence and corruption have tended to make reputable firms steer clear of our set up.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Which I’m quite sure is what Hugh really means…..or would do if he had the balls to say it.<\/p>\n A contender for goal of the season from\u00a0Rangers\u00a0<\/a>captain James Tavernier.<\/a>\u00a0And the inevitable controversy created by the decision to disallow a goal from Alfredo Morelos. A shining example of two teams\u2019 superiority and ability to entertain in a league awash with mediocrity elsewhere. But I didn\u2019t even know the SFA had someone called a \u201csecurity and integrity manager\u201d until it was revealed he, or maybe it\u2019s she, was helping police with their inquiries into the threats made against the match referee Kevin Clancy and his family.<\/em><\/p>\n
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