{"id":18066,"date":"2022-11-29T07:35:49","date_gmt":"2022-11-29T07:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=18066"},"modified":"2022-11-29T07:35:49","modified_gmt":"2022-11-29T07:35:49","slug":"celtic-diary-tuesday-november-29-they-just-cant-stop-beale-ieving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=18066","title":{"rendered":"Celtic Diary Tuesday November 29: They Just Can’t Stop Beale-ieving"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mick Beale made the move from QPR (Quite Poor Rangers ) to PPR ( Piss Poor Rangers ) yesterday, becoming the new clubs eleventh manager since they burst onto the scene in 2012…..<\/p>\n

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Giovanni van Bronckhorst<\/a><\/td>\n18 Nov, 2021<\/td>\nPresent<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Steven Gerrard<\/a><\/td>\n14 May, 2018<\/td>\n11 Nov, 2021<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jimmy Nicholl<\/a><\/td>\n01 May, 2018<\/td>\n14 May, 2018<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Graeme Murty<\/a><\/td>\n27 Oct, 2017<\/td>\n01 May, 2018<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pedro Caixinha<\/a><\/td>\n13 Mar, 2017<\/td>\n27 Oct, 2017<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Graeme Murty<\/a><\/td>\n11 Feb, 2017<\/td>\n13 Mar, 2017<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mark Warburton<\/a><\/td>\n15 Jun, 2015<\/td>\n10 Feb, 2017<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Stuart McCall<\/a><\/td>\n12 Mar, 2015<\/td>\n14 Jun, 2015<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kenny McDowall<\/a><\/td>\n21 Dec, 2014<\/td>\n12 Mar, 2015<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ally McCoist<\/a><\/td>\n01 Jun, 2011<\/td>\n21 Dec, 2014<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Although the franchise owners painted it a little differently when they announced he was the 18th manager of Rangers, even though he isn’t.<\/p>\n

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The old club had sixteen, including Ally Mccoist , who was the last manager, and the first of the new club.<\/p>\n

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Ally McCoist<\/a>01 Jun, 201121-liquidation<\/p>\n

Walter Smith<\/a>10 Jan, 200731 May, 2011<\/p>\n

Ian Durrant<\/a>04 Jan, 200710 Jan, 2007<\/p>\n

Paul Le Guen<\/a>09 May, 200604 Jan, 2007<\/p>\n

Alex McLeish<\/a>13 Dec, 200108 May, 2006<\/p>\n

Dick Advocaat<\/a>01 Jul, 199812 Dec, 2001<\/p>\n

Walter Smith<\/a>16 Apr, 199131 May, 1998<\/p>\n

Graeme Souness<\/a>01 Apr, 198616 Apr, 1991<\/p>\n

Jock Wallace<\/a>01 Oct, 198301 Apr, 1986<\/p>\n

John Greig<\/a>01 Jun, 197801 Oct, 1983J<\/a><\/p>\n

ock Wallace<\/a>01 Jun, 197231 May, 1978<\/p>\n

Willie Waddell<\/a>01 Dec, 196931 May, 1972<\/p>\n

David White<\/a>15 Nov, 196727 Nov, 1969<\/p>\n

Scott Symon<\/a>01 Jun, 195415 Nov, 1967<\/p>\n

William Struth<\/a>03 May, 192031 May, 1954<\/p>\n

William Wilton<\/a>01 Aug, 189902 May, 1920<\/p>\n

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The 18th manager of Rangers Football Club<\/em>.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0…was also the guy who used to do their books.<\/div>\n
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\u00a0Eleven managers in their brief but hilarious history means they probably aren’t putting much effort into background checks on ability , but as long as the hordes like him, for a while at least, it seems that the bar is set very low indeed.<\/div>\n
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\u00a0To put it into perspective, our own manager has already outlasted the average term for an Ibrox boss, and he’s still putting his show on the road.<\/div>\n
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The announcement of his arrival yesterday saw unbounded joy amongst the BBC Sportsound staff, with one member unable to control his emotions…<\/div>\n
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\u00a0You’ll notice there has been little analysis of his managerial career to date, so I’ll bring you up to speed….<\/div>\n
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Played 21, won 9 drawn 4 lost 8.<\/div>\n
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\u00a0Though he did , according to rumour, form the intellectual half of the Gerrard management team that swept to the new club’s first ever title when no one was looking. Which allows them to overlook questions about his integrity after he turned down a request to talk to wolves about their then vacant manager’s position…..he didn;t turn down the job, he was never offered it, despite how the media will spin it.<\/div>\n
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\u00a0Which must be why they’re over the moon to have him back. It’s being spun as his dream job, the one he waited for.<\/div>\n
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\u00a0In fact, he would probably have been sacked after the current run of no wins in 5…..like Gerrard at “rangers “, it seems outside events have kept him in a job longer than his anility…..<\/div>\n
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\u00a0They’ve even got a song for him…….<\/div>\n
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\u00a0Which no doubt will soon change to Mickey Mickey get tae fuck.<\/div>\n
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\u00a0Especially given that the first three games he’ll be helping put the cones out for are Hibs at Ibrox, and two trips north to face Aberdeen and Ross County.<\/div>\n
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\u00a0He could be out of work by christmas……<\/div>\n
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\u00a0The Scottish Cup draw was made yesterday, and Celtic have a home tie with Morton to look forward to. I’d have preferred it to be away, and then I’d have made a special effort to revisit the place where I went to my first ever away game, as I’ve heard it hasn’t changed much.<\/div>\n
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\u00a0Cappielow Park in Greenock is the sort of place where football should be played, with the crowd close to the action and hardly any plastic stands to drain the enthusiasm of the purist.<\/div>\n
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\u00a0For some reason, I always look forward to Cartsdyke station on the west coast line as you always get a glimpse of the place, resplendent in the sunshine or rain, waiting for the roar of the crowd and the smell of the beer.<\/div>\n
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\u00a0Yeah, I’m missing the real football. The World cup just doesn;t fill that void.<\/div>\n
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