A new take on a classic Del Amitri song…<\/p>\n
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“Nothing Ever Happens” by Desimond<\/strong><\/p>\n Hungarians striker runs through, to easily score And we’ll all be moaning tonight and moaning tomorrow<\/p>\n Peter and Neil, please you know, that we deserve so much more And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all And we’ll all be moaning tonight and moaning tomorrow<\/p>\n Agents call players to say “I’ll Get you out of there!” And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all And we’ll all be moaning tonight and moaning tomorrow<\/p>\n Clean Tactics boards, stand with no plans, that players can read And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all And we’ll all be moaning tonight and moaning tomorrow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A new take on a classic Del Amitri song… “Nothing Ever Happens” by Desimond Hungarians striker runs through, to easily score As Celtic new…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":16002,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/da.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-4a2","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15998"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15998"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16005,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15998\/revisions\/16005"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nAs Celtic new keeper lies beaten upon the wet floor
\nJohn Kennedy stares into space
\nWhile Lennys sad face turns to stone
\nAs El Hamed toe pokes the ball back to the ref
\nWhile Broony thinks “I’ve seen this show!”<\/p>\n
\nBargain bin strikers, unfit, with no chance to score
\nBy 10 o’clock, Euro dreams dead
\nAnd every fans crying “Fuck that!”
\nAs reporters lap up, Lennys interview huff
\nLike the doped white mice in the college lab<\/p>\n
\nThe needle returns to the start of the Celtic song
\nAnd we all shrug along like before<\/p>\n
\nFrom Heroes to Zeroes, as fans claim that they “wouldn’t care”
\nDisco Lights flash, in a stadium so vast
\nCrying out a sad, S – O – S
\nAnd the fans gather close, cold and morose
\nAnother time of Celtic distress<\/p>\n
\nThe needle returns to the start of the Celtic song
\nAnd we all shrug along like before<\/p>\n
\nWhile the squad mope around and complain about
\nAll the Lennoxtown chips soaked in grease
\nThe Board report another sweet deal, tell us, we’ve never had it so good
\nWhile Centre Halves wait to conclude a pishy loan deal
\nHaving to haggle, like they never should<\/p>\n
\nThe needle returns to the start of the Celtic song
\nAnd we all shrug along like before<\/p>\n
\nThey’ll get a Man City loan at Transfer windows close
\nAnd we’ll all shrug along like before<\/p>\n