{"id":15223,"date":"2020-02-02T17:00:43","date_gmt":"2020-02-02T17:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=15223"},"modified":"2020-02-02T06:13:36","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T06:13:36","slug":"the-man-with-the-golden-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=15223","title":{"rendered":"The Man With The Golden Gun"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Timposter reckons there’s a blockbuster movie waiting to be made…here he outlines the plot and asks for further suggestions. If we can put it tigether, the money raised from the movie will be used to buy our club back…<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Note…any resemblance to any persons living or dead, or any similarity to events that have happened in the real world in this outline are purely coincidental and entirely in your own imagination….<\/em><\/div>\n
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Now I have setup this production company called \u201cHeated Driveway Productions\u201d, and would like to pitch you a screenplay for a movie. <\/span><\/div>\n
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The movie will have all the elements of a blockbuster.<\/span><\/div>\n
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It will take place on Planet Football in a wee nasty country controlled by the establishment that is full of secret societies but is ultimately answerable to another country.<\/span><\/div>\n
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It will contain Agents, loads of Agents, exotic locations, money, secret organisations with loads of acronyms, S.E.V.C.O., EBT, SFA, SPFL, SMSM, LNS, DOBBERS, AGM.<\/span><\/div>\n
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There will be espionage, secret files, Data, Computers, Guns and weapons. <\/span><\/div>\n
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News, Fake News and a lot more. <\/span><\/div>\n
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Now the main character in the movie will be a Secret Agent, his name, Lawless, Peter Lawless, code name DD7(pronounced double dee seven). <\/span><\/div>\n
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He has a dyslexic sidekick TicTac(He doesn\u2019t do Tactics).<\/span><\/div>\n
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They will both be O.H.M.S.S.(On His Majorshareholders Secret Service). <\/span><\/div>\n
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DD7 is the man with the Golden Gun but he needs silver bullets to fire from the gun.<\/span><\/div>\n
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However he has no access to silver bullets and needs the help of other secret agents. <\/span><\/div>\n
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These agents act under an AGM Resolution(Res12) and are known as the Requisitioners. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0They have been tasked to go out and find these silver bullets under a blanket of secrecy(Only one is referred to in person and his code name is OddHeid). <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0Once they have sourced these bullets DD7 will use them to expose the lies and cheating of the SFA. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0However all is not that straightforward. Having spent many years of exhaustive searching and finally sourced the silver bullets(In a file marked \u201cFOR YOUR EYES ONLY\u201d….Cue Sheena singing) and handed them over to DD7 he does not use them.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0In fact at the 2019 AGM he refuses to use them, claiming it would be better not to. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0Now this caused a right stooshie, where other shareholders called him out as a stranger to the truth and asked if he had seen the 5WA(see even more acronyms) to which he claimed never to have read it. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0Now here the plot thickens as subsequently it came to light that DD7 had received an email containing said 5WA. However it was on his AyeMac(Which doesn\u2019t do Windae\u2019s …..but that\u2019s for another Filum) and was it changed to \u201cUNREAD\u201d? <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0Well without giving the ending away I\u2019ll leave it there and go on to a scene from the screenplay. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0Now picture the scene, DD7 is laying spreadeagled, tied down on a metal table. Above him is a powerful laser. Enters the S.E.V.C.O. leader Orangefinger. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cGood evening DD7\u201d.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0PL replies \u201c My name is Peter Lawless\u201d trying to hide his agent status. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0However Orangefinger knows all about DD7 and his Duplicity, to the Maximus.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0Orangefinger orders his henchmen to switch on the laser. The laser starts to burn through the metal table and move towards DD7\u2019s most prized asset, his wallet. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0As he begins to sweat at the prospect of losing it he calls out to Orangefinger, <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0\u201cNow Mr Orangefinger you\u2019ve had your fun. Do you expect me to talk?\u201d.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0\u201cNo Mr Lawless\u201d replies Orangefinger. \u201cI expect you to LIE\u201d. To \u201cLive and let LIE\u201d(play the song).<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0Now when it comes to LIES, \u201cNobody does it better\u201d than DD7. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0The plot thickens. Is DD7 compromised?<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0Is DD7 a double agent? <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0Is DD7 complicit?<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0More you say ?\u00a0 <\/span><\/div>\n
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Well that is being written as we speak.<\/span><\/div>\n
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The full story will be released in the forthcoming blockbuster.<\/span><\/div>\n
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NO TIME TO LIE. <\/span><\/div>\n
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