{"id":14424,"date":"2019-07-19T11:11:24","date_gmt":"2019-07-19T10:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=14424"},"modified":"2019-07-19T11:45:24","modified_gmt":"2019-07-19T10:45:24","slug":"the-alternative-celtic-fc-festival","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=14424","title":{"rendered":"The Alternative Celtic FC Festival"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As the SSE Hydro prepares to don the green and white hoops of lights in celebration of the Celtic FC Festival<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14431\" src=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/festival-Capture.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"613\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/festival-Capture.jpg 613w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/festival-Capture-150x104.jpg 150w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/festival-Capture-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 613px) 100vw, 613px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>E-Tims would like to suggest an Alternative Celtic Festival where you can enjoy such classic Celtic based delights as :<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Find Res 12<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>In this wacky game for all ages, Celtic FC challenge you to try and find Res 12..<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14429\" src=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/tombrade.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"293\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/tombrade.jpg 293w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/tombrade-145x150.jpg 145w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/tombrade-290x300.jpg 290w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Celtic Board\u00a0have somehow ( yet again)\u00a0lost it and reluctantly need your help to find it!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Will it be buried under Peters driveway?<\/li>\n<li>Will it be down Dermots couch?<\/li>\n<li>Will it be lying burnt in the trash?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Who knows but you only have 100 years to find it before Celtic ask how you&#8217;re getting on!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><strong>The Lennoxtown Assault Course Challenge<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>You may have seen Who Dares Wins!, you may remember Total WipeOut!<\/p>\n<p>You might be old enough to remember\u00a0Gladiators and you may even be a Celtic Da who remembers The Krypton Factor but they are all easy peasy lemon squeezy hands and kneesy compared to the monster that is The Lennoxtown Assault Course Challenge.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14428\" src=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/kc3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"601\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/kc3.jpg 601w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/kc3-150x93.jpg 150w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/kc3-300x187.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 601px) 100vw, 601px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No tough mudder can touch this tough mother****** as it takes on all comers and breaks their spirit and their bones. Dare you take your place for a Lennoxtown training session?<\/p>\n<p>Be afraid, be very afraid!<\/p>\n<p><em>**Medical Insurance is available from Celtic Healthcare Plc Ltd &#8211; see kiosk**<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><strong>T<strong>he Pie Run<\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>A fun challenge for all those young fans out there.<\/p>\n<p>If you are young enough to qualify to be a member of the plucky Celtic catering staff, then this cheeky culinary challenge is perfect\u00a0for you.<\/p>\n<p>Celtic FC\u00a0 Catering Outsourcing Plc ltd dare you to pick up a tray of hot cooked pies and try and carry them aloft through a full size\u00a0replica of the packed\u00a0main stand\u00a0concourse. Your goal is to reach the Catering stand at the end ensuring all the pies are lukewarm and slightly soggy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14430\" src=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/piues2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/piues2.jpg 450w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/piues2-150x74.jpg 150w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/piues2-300x147.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Points will be deducted if pies are deemed as still\u00a0edible by National food standard referees.<\/p>\n<p>A Golden Bovril cup awaits the lucky winner and\u00a0the potential to bid for a\u00a0zero hours contract.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Be a true\u00a0Ex-Celt\u00a0Media Analyst<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Step up all Celtic Da&#8217;s..this could be right up your street!<\/p>\n<p>Ever fancied your chances as a commentator?<\/p>\n<p>Ever listened to Andy Walker and\u00a0thought \u00a0&#8220;He is far too positive about Celtic today!&#8221; or tuned into Davie Provan and thought &#8220;Jeezoh Davie, get them slaughtered man, enough of the soft approach please!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If so, then come join the Sky Sports SPFL crew along with Kris Commons as he takes you through the basics of being a right old Grumble McGripe on camera.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14427\" src=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/KC2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/KC2.jpg 292w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/KC2-150x147.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We will even get you on tape to give the Bhoys a right sad old slagging and you can purchase the recording from Celtic Media plc Ltd on the same day, subject to postage and packing charges.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re really\u00a0lucky then Sky Sports might just get\u00a0to enjoy that Audition tape! **<\/p>\n<p><em>**Celtic Media plc Ltd retain\u00a0an Introduction\u00a0fee of 40% for any Sky contracts offered<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Draw a Hoop on a Shirt<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Are you between 3 and\u00a09 years of age? If so then we have the classic game for you?<\/p>\n<p>Celtic FC\u00a0Merchandise Plc Ltd proudly present &#8220;Draw A Hoop on a Shirt&#8221;, the classic piece of entertainment that never fails season after season.<\/p>\n<p>Step up and show us if you can beat the Design team from New Balance to see who can draw a full green Hoop upon a white shirt? ( <em>wee clue..its not NB<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14426\" src=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/BlushingRadiantGalapagossealion-small.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Race against the clock to meet the Marketing deadline and you can even take the jersey home with you ( <em>Official pure white jersey must be purchased from Superstore concession before entry<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>NB<\/strong> Please bring your own green pens.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><strong>The Celticrity Puzzle Poser<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Can you help the Groundsman from Celtic Park &amp; Outhouses Plc Ltd out?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14425\" src=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/handyman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/handyman.jpg 360w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/handyman-146x150.jpg 146w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/handyman-291x300.jpg 291w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>One of the 4000 brand new superlights isn&#8217;t working and he urgently needs a hand.<\/p>\n<p>You only have the\u00a0time it takes the\u00a0Champions League theme tune to play to help him find it before the fans realise the squad only gets replenished after Petes disco lights pet projects.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Please come and join us with a smile and a full wallet to enjoy these great activities and many many more&#8230;please put your suggestions in comments below..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the SSE Hydro prepares to don the green and white hoops of lights in celebration of the Celtic FC Festival &nbsp; &nbsp; E-Tims would&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":14432,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/hydroJPG.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-3KE","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14424"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14424"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14443,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14424\/revisions\/14443"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}