{"id":136,"date":"2012-08-13T23:14:38","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T22:14:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wolf.servers.eqx.misp.co.uk\/~etimsnet\/?p=136"},"modified":"2012-08-28T20:15:42","modified_gmt":"2012-08-28T19:15:42","slug":"a-letter-from-east-stirlingshire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=136","title":{"rendered":"A Letter From East Stirlingshire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A Letter from East Stirlingshire<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>To celebrate the The Rangers beginning life in Scottish League Division 3, Craigybhoy felt it only appropriate that this humble brave wee clubs epic journey around the remote parts of their beloved Scotland should be heralded. In order to do justice to tactical genius Ally and charitable do-gooder Charles Green and their bunch of caring compassionate and fragile footballers like Lee McCulloch and Kirk Broadfoot, Craigybhoy has rewritten The Proclaimers classic &#8220;A letter from America&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Take it away lads&#8230;or just take them away&#8230;..someone&#8230;please!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em><strong>A Letter from East Stirlingshire<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>When you go will you send back<br \/>\nA letter from East Stirlingshire?<br \/>\nTake a look up the railtrack<br \/>\nFrom Galloway to Peterheid<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>Broke off from my work the other day<br \/>\nI spent the evening thinking about<br \/>\nAll the money that flowed away<br \/>\nEverywhere but to the taxman<br \/>\nI wonder if we could have re-signed Flo with more fans&#8217; dosh?<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>When you go will you send back<br \/>\nA letter from Galabank?<br \/>\nTake a look up the railtrack<br \/>\nFrom Hampden to Annan Athletic<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>I&#8217;ve looked at the accounts<br \/>\nTried hard to imagine<br \/>\nWhy the fuck we paid Ronald Waterreus<br \/>\nFrom Kaunas to Maribor<br \/>\nWe should have held you<br \/>\nWe should have told you<br \/>\nBut you know our sense of timing<br \/>\nAlways out of Europe by August<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>When you go will you send back<br \/>\nA letter from Anstruther<br \/>\nTake a look up the railtrack<br \/>\nFrom Elgin to Stirling<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>Motherwell no more<br \/>\nParadise no more<br \/>\nEven Paisley no more<br \/>\nCredit no more<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>Motherwell no more<br \/>\nParadise no more<br \/>\nCredibility no more<br \/>\nPremier league titles no more<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Letter from East Stirlingshire To celebrate the The Rangers beginning life in Scottish League Division 3, Craigybhoy felt it only appropriate that this humble&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-2c","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":281,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions\/281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}