Day Late Ranger \u2013 Rangers in Disbelief By Teder Meatballs<\/p>\n
RANGERS note in disbelief Hibernian\u2019s (spit<\/em>) decision to cut our loyal supporters\u2019 ticket allocation for the final match of the Scottish Premiership season at Easter (spit \u2013 makes us think of uprising<\/em>) Road next month.<\/p>\n First and foremost we are the people. We are not quite sure ourselves what this means but by continually repeating this it takes our gullible supporters minds off more pressing matters like cash flow and stuff they don\u2019t need to concern themselves with.<\/p>\n We are the people.<\/p>\n Rangers hopes the safety of our loyal fans, including well known loyal celebrities, Andy loyal Cameron, Jeanette wee loyal Krankie, Murdo loyal British loyal union jack underpants loyal Fraser and the loyal match officials will not be compromised by this decision, which defies belief.<\/p>\n We are the people.<\/p>\n This is the very least Rangers expects for loyal supporters who have repeatedly proven themselves to loyally be unable to think for themse, erm, be the most loyal in the country by selling out for centuries ticketing allocations at every ground in Scotland, even stadiums we haven\u2019t visited or presently don\u2019t exist or are figments of our fevered imagination.<\/p>\n We are the people.<\/p>\n This was clearly evident as we majestically rose like a soaring vindaloo induced fart through the divisions when clubs the length and breadth of Europe, including Real Madrid (spit<\/em>) and Annan Athletic (spit<\/em>), benefitted financially to the tune of several billion pesetas from the presence of our loyal fans.<\/p>\n Rangers will never forget Hibernian\u2019s (spit, although Rod\u00a0Petrie seemed okay when he was\u00a0signing the 5 Ways Pact\u00a0so don’t know how this got passed him!\u00a0<\/em>) decision when reviewing ticketing arrangements for future matches \u2013 both home and away \u2013 against this particular club.<\/p>\n We are the people.<\/p>\n P.S. It\u2019s all Neil Lennon\u2019s fault.<\/p>\n P.P.S. We are the people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Day Late Ranger \u2013 Rangers in Disbelief By Teder Meatballs RANGERS note in disbelief Hibernian\u2019s (spit) decision to cut our loyal supporters\u2019 ticket allocation for…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":12820,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/maxresdefault-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-3kK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12818"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12818"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12822,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12818\/revisions\/12822"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}