{"id":11848,"date":"2017-08-16T10:38:31","date_gmt":"2017-08-16T09:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=11848"},"modified":"2017-08-16T10:38:31","modified_gmt":"2017-08-16T09:38:31","slug":"celtic-diary-wednesday-august-16-dont-panic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=11848","title":{"rendered":"Celtic Diary Wednesday August 16: Don&#8217;t Panic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, maybe just a wee bit, but no more than you would before any other season defining game.<\/p>\n<p>Astana roll into town, with a surprising lack of viagra related jokes due to their name being similar phonetically to a Glasgow vernacular, and they pose a clear and present danger to this seasons ambitions.<\/p>\n<p>I did go into the chemist and ask about Viagra.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can you get it over the counter ? &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only if I take two &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The season is determined not only on the park, but off the park as well.<\/p>\n<p>Potential signings, and there are still a couple to come as the manager looks to improve the squad, will be waiting to see if the prestigious champions League nights will be something to sway them into moving to Glasgow, whilst the support will be dreading the dreary atmosphere of the Europa League, which would only be worth bothering with if we get to the knock out stages.<\/p>\n<p>For the players though, it will be a night when they can show us how much they have truly matured on the big stage under the new manager, who it could be argued is here to undertake the challenge of success at this level.<\/p>\n<p>Last night social media went into a frenzy after Chris Sutton announced that Patrick Roberts was going to sign, something which regular readers are already aware of, and when he didn;t arrive in time for the &#8220;wildcard &#8221; addition to the squad for tonights game, yet again the club came in for some perhaps unfair criticism.<\/p>\n<p>Prompting even the CEO to pre empt the wave of criticism heading his way..<\/p>\n<div class=\"stream-item-header\"><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PeteLawwell\" data-user-id=\"878668801\"><span class=\"FullNameGroup\"><strong class=\"fullname show-popup-with-id \" data-aria-label-part=\"\">Peter Lawwell<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"UserNameBreak\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"username u-dir\" dir=\"ltr\" data-aria-label-part=\"\">@<b>PeteLawwell<\/b><\/span><\/a>\u00a0<small class=\"time\">\u00a0<a class=\"tweet-timestamp js-permalink js-nav js-tooltip\" title=\"2:47 PM - 15 Aug 2017\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PeteLawwell\/status\/897575500897562625\" data-conversation-id=\"897575500897562625\"><span class=\"_timestamp js-short-timestamp js-relative-timestamp\" data-time=\"1502833650\" data-time-ms=\"1502833650000\" data-long-form=\"true\">11h<\/span><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\" data-aria-label-part=\"last\">11 hours ago<\/span><\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<div class=\"ProfileTweet-action ProfileTweet-action--more js-more-ProfileTweet-actions\">\n<div class=\"dropdown\">\n<div class=\"IconContainer js-tooltip\" title=\"More\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">More<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--normal js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>I can get to fuck\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--normal js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">I know its not a real account, Lawwell isn&#8217;t on twitter, unsurprisingly, but the humorous tweet kind of summed up how some incontinent fans are viewing the Roberts scenario.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--normal js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Manchester city are just being tough negotiators. Thats all. They don;t want him, we do, and they&#8217;re trying to get as much money in as they can.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--normal js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">You can&#8217;t blame them, but you don&#8217;t have to like them. There&#8217;s no need to criticise Celtic though, and we need to remember there&#8217;s still a fortnight until the end of the transfer window.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--normal js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">If , of course, Celtic do qualify for the group stages, we may find that other wingers will find Glasgow a much better stage on which to display their talents than if we don&#8217;t, which will drive the price for Roberts down again as our options increase.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--normal js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Is it any wonder the two clubs are playing poker ?<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--normal js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk\/i\/chill-out-man-.png\" alt=\"Image result for chill out man\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--normal js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">However, a little bit of nerves are allowed regarding to nights game..<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--normal js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">The biggest concern for the support appears to surround central defence, where Celtic have been a little unlucky with injuries. Erik Sviatchenko isn;t fit, neither is Dedryck Boyata, and that means Nir biton will step up alongside Jozo Simunovic and the experienced Israeli has been accused of being a little lackadaisical and perhaps a weak link at the back.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--normal js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Brendan Rodgers disagrees..<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>If it was a big gamble I wouldn\u2019t do it. I have taken risks all my life. Eight \u2028or nine times out of 10 they pay off.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cBut for me, this is not a risk as you also look at the game.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIf I am playing against a team who are totally bombarding you with high balls and direct balls and you are away from home, then maybe you think differently.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cBut you also have to think of the level of the game. You want to put in young players but you don\u2019t want to hurt them either because these are pressure games and normally little bits of \u2028experience can get you though.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cOkay, it might not be perfect playing Nir there but he has a good idea of what he is doing and he has the right profile.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cHe will go and attack it, he will head it and he can play football. I don\u2019t see it as a risk.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cI will take risks but they will always be calculated. There is a certain dynamic to it and he has done it very well.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cYou miss the number of times he does go and be aggressive.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIt could have been a penalty but on lots of occasions those moments will go for him. You could have a defender in there who doesn\u2019t get back quick enough, there are pluses and minuses.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cSince I\u2019ve been here all the centre halves have been \u2028questioned and all the midfield players have been questioned \u2028but the facts are simple. We\u2019ve played seven competitive games and conceded one goal.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWe\u2019re not perfect by any means but he\u2019s done brilliantly since he\u2019s been in there, in terms of how we work and how we play.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cNir\u2019s gone into a game against Rosenborg away, in a pressure game against a good side and he\u2019s coped really well with Nicklas Bendtner, a player who on his day is a very good striker.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cThere will always be a risk if you are putting in a midfield player who doesn\u2019t normally \u2028play there.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cBut if you are a centre-half or a midfield player playing at centre-half and you make one mistake over a couple of games, I\u2019ll take that.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So will I. Which makes two of us.<\/p>\n<p>One of which knows his football and the other is the manager.<\/p>\n<p>Note what he says about bombarding the side with high or direct balls, which may well tempt the Astana manager to change his style&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>He also refers to how they will view us, not in so many words, but there&#8217;s little doubt that the Khazaks may dwell a little too much on the side they faced last year, without considering the new mental toughness of Celtic.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>I look back at the images of last year\u2019s team \u2028and how we play and it\u2019s a different animal.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIt was just a different team with a different idea. Mentally it was just trying to get them through it. But the team now plays in a different way and that will hopefully benefit us.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWe know the consequence of it. If you think too much you could have the sleepless nights and my way is always the same.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cThis year has been much smoother for us and that\u2019s down to the maturity of the group.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cYou can\u2019t get too emotional. They\u2019re emotive games of \u2028course and we want passion and aggression. But in order for us to get to the other side, you have to stay calm.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cThe players have learnt that. We played enough big games last season and from what we\u2019ve seen over this campaign so far, with that bit of maturity in knowing our ideas of the game, if we stick to them we\u2019ll get our rewards.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIn Rosenborg we made over 700 passes. That\u2019s away from home in what was built up as a real pressure game. I focus \u2028on dangerous possession. I like to have the control and domination. I\u2019m not one who will talk about 700 passes and lose 2-0.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cUltimately, the idea is to win. But the amount of passes is a sign of confidence. That gains control, tires out opponents, gets you into good positions. You are in attack working the space and the ball. That\u2019s the theory. It\u2019s a predictor of confidence and efficiency.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cThe players now are clear and concise in how they want to work. Even when the team changes, players come into roles and know the function. They know their job so can go out with the\u00a0confidence that if they play well, stick to their ideas, be aggressive and attack, we can have a good night.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He knows what he&#8217;s doing, the players know what they&#8217;re doing, so it follows that all they have to do is go out there and do it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Astana have only lost twice since April, in the Khazak cup and the 1-0 reverse to Legia Warsaw earlier this month. That defeat didn&#8217;t help Legia, who were beaten 3-1 in Khazakstan, but whilst we may tremble at the fact they beat Legia, they struggled to overcome Spartaks Jurmala in the previous round.<\/p>\n<p>In the league they are dominant, with one or two impressive results..<\/p>\n<table id=\"matchesindex\" class=\"mlog profile\">\n<tbody class=\"m_200209043 m-to-be-played\">\n<tr id=\"sup_200209043\" class=\"sup\">\n<td class=\"status nob\" colspan=\"5\">\n<div class=\"sup-left l\"><span class=\"b dateT\" data-weekday=\"saturday\">9 September 2017\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"sep\">&#8211;\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"cname\"><a title=\"Kazakh Premier League\" href=\"https:\/\/www.uefa.com\/memberassociations\/association=kaz\/domesticleague\/index.html\">Kazakh Premier League<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"sup-right r b\"><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr id=\"m_200209043\" class=\" match_res\">\n<td class=\"r  home nob\"><a class=\"t_2600605\" title=\"Astana\" href=\"https:\/\/www.uefa.com\/teamsandplayers\/teams\/club=2600605\/domestic\/index.html\">Astana<\/a><\/td>\n<td class=\"logo home-logo nob\"><a title=\"Astana\" href=\"https:\/\/www.uefa.com\/teamsandplayers\/teams\/club=2600605\/domestic\/index.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"FC Astana\" src=\"http:\/\/img.uefa.com\/imgml\/TP\/teams\/logos\/32x32\/2600605.png\" alt=\"FC Astana\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td class=\"c b score nob\">\n<div>13.00<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td class=\"logo away-logo nob\"><a title=\"Atyrau\" href=\"https:\/\/www.uefa.com\/teamsandplayers\/teams\/club=79961\/domestic\/index.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"FC Atyrau\" src=\"http:\/\/img.uefa.com\/imgml\/TP\/teams\/logos\/32x32\/79961.png\" alt=\"FC Atyrau\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td class=\"l  away nob\"><a class=\"t_79961\" title=\"Atyrau\" href=\"https:\/\/www.uefa.com\/teamsandplayers\/teams\/club=79961\/domestic\/index.html\">Atyrau<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">Ah, wait, thats the kick off time. Next month.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">The club were only formed in 2009, making them the second youngest club we&#8217;ll face this season, and have already racked up three domestic titles and three domestic cups, but in Europe they have yet to assert themselves.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">Thats because they have to travel so far for games. With UEFA&#8217;s moral flexibility as to the borders of Europe, their proximity to China would ordinarily have meant they wouldn&#8217;t be allowed in a European competition, and it certainly affects their performance away from home.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">we could have had more difficult opponents, although we wouldn&#8217;t have got a more difficult away trip.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">thats why we could do with finishing this game off tonight, but as with Rosenborg, its important to remember its just the first half, and keeping a clean sheet is important.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">As we did for the Linfield game, there&#8217;s another predictascore competition for this tie. Rob O&#8217;Keefe has donated another \u00a3100 and again it will go to the person who gets both scores correct, the first game being the qualifier for the second game.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">Put your predictions in the replies, and those who get it right will get the chance to win the money, for the charity if their choice, by predicting the score in the return.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">My own prediction, which will be edited later to look as though i got it right, is for a 2-0 Celtic win.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">I&#8217;m expecting another disciplined performance, with a couple of goals.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">And i&#8217;m expecting the defence and midfield to combine to keep the opposition restricted to just a few chances.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">Then again, I&#8217;m expecting Donald Trump, a man who has proved you don;t need to be skint to be white trash, to resign this week.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">It&#8217;ll be another roller coaster of emotions, buts thats why we bought the ticket, right ?<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">Meanwhile, Chris Sutton has upset a few people, proving he does indeed have a sense of humour&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DHSnRKhXgAAjXuV.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">Lennon , of course, won&#8217;t be charged over his behaviour&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<div class=\"content clearfix\">\n<div class=\"permalink-header\"><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BBCAlLamont\" data-user-id=\"255628592\"><span class=\"FullNameGroup\"><strong class=\"fullname show-popup-with-id \" data-aria-label-part=\"\">Alasdair Lamont<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"UserBadges\"><span class=\"Icon Icon--verified\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">Verified account<\/span><\/span><\/span><span class=\"UserNameBreak\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"username u-dir\" dir=\"ltr\" data-aria-label-part=\"\">@<b>BBCAlLamont<\/b><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"follow-bar\">\n<div class=\"user-actions btn-group following not-muting including  \" data-user-id=\"255628592\" data-screen-name=\"BBCAlLamont\" data-name=\"Alasdair Lamont\" data-protected=\"false\"><span class=\"user-actions-follow-button js-follow-btn follow-button\"><button class=\"\n    EdgeButton\n    EdgeButton--primary\n\n    EdgeButton--medium \n    button-text\n    following-text\" type=\"button\">Following<\/button><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"ProfileTweet-action ProfileTweet-action--more js-more-ProfileTweet-actions\">\n<div class=\"dropdown\">\n<div class=\"IconContainer js-tooltip\" title=\"More\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">More<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">&#8230;<em>at the match and talks with Procurator Fiscal established no criminality took place. Therefore no further action will be taken.&#8221;\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">One website, which caters for the more thoughtful and intelligent fan, with thoughtful and intelligent writers, commented succinctly..<\/p>\n<div class=\"content clearfix\">\n<div class=\"permalink-header\"><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ETimsNet\" data-user-id=\"33936138\"><span class=\"FullNameGroup\"><strong class=\"fullname show-popup-with-id \">Electronic Tims<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"UserNameBreak\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"username u-dir\" dir=\"ltr\">@<b>ETimsNet<\/b><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"follow-bar\">\n<div class=\"user-actions btn-group following not-muting can-dm including  \" data-user-id=\"33936138\" data-screen-name=\"ETimsNet\" data-name=\"Electronic Tims\" data-protected=\"false\"><span class=\"user-actions-follow-button js-follow-btn follow-button\"><button class=\"\n    EdgeButton\n    EdgeButton--primary\n\n    EdgeButton--medium \n    button-text\n    following-text\" type=\"button\">Following<\/button><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"ProfileTweet-action ProfileTweet-action--more js-more-ProfileTweet-actions\">\n<div class=\"dropdown\">\n<div class=\"IconContainer js-tooltip\" title=\"More\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">More<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"u-hiddenVisually\" data-aria-label-part=\"1\">Electronic Tims Retweeted Alasdair Lamont<\/p>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"4\"><em>You missed the final bit &#8220;Rangers fans are fucking idiots. Please stop wasting our time&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">The lads over at Ibrox noise have given their thoughts on Eargate, which are, er, interesting..<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DHS4X-OXgAIil0y.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">Yes, thats right.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">John Beaton evened up an error against Celtic by making one against Hibernian.<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">And all they want is a level playing field&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/originals\/44\/a6\/34\/44a63493ceb651f3f4da0e8b87ef0cf1.gif\" alt=\"Image result for laughter gif laurel and hardy\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">Even so, that may be entertaining for some of us, but the other lot, club 1872, the least successful of the seventies holiday package tours companies, have taken their show on the road..<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DHRdsN1XcAEX6FO.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">They&#8217;ll never learn, but there are signs the gullibillies may be a little less gullible in future..<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">Not many, right enough..<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DHN7O8EXgAACyuf.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">Laughably, the Scottish sports media, or should that be the laughable Scottish sports media commented on a question to Leigh Griffiths from the Khazak press..<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<div class=\"stream-item-header\"><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlisonGConroy\" data-user-id=\"242870112\"><span class=\"FullNameGroup\"><strong class=\"fullname show-popup-with-id \" data-aria-label-part=\"\">Alison Conroy<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"UserNameBreak\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"username u-dir\" dir=\"ltr\" data-aria-label-part=\"\">@<b>AlisonGConroy<\/b><\/span><\/a>\u00a0<small class=\"time\">\u00a0<a class=\"tweet-timestamp js-permalink js-nav js-tooltip\" title=\"5:02 AM - 15 Aug 2017\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlisonGConroy\/status\/897428387261763586\" data-conversation-id=\"897428387261763586\"><span class=\"_timestamp js-short-timestamp js-relative-timestamp\" data-time=\"1502798575\" data-time-ms=\"1502798575000\" data-long-form=\"true\">21h<\/span><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\" data-aria-label-part=\"last\">21 hours ago<\/span><\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<div class=\"ProfileTweet-action ProfileTweet-action--more js-more-ProfileTweet-actions\">\n<div class=\"dropdown\">\n<div class=\"IconContainer js-tooltip\" title=\"More\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">More<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>Astana media ask Leigh Griffiths a question which began &#8220;Joseph Stalin once wrote&#8230;&#8221;\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Internet search engine Google then suffered overload as our own hacks searched desperately to find out who Stalin played for&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Rodgers handled the foreign media a little better, when pone of them asked if he thought the referee would favour Celtic again..<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">&#8220;<em>I hope so<\/em> &#8220;<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Yesterdays picture&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/736x\/7e\/21\/28\/7e21283178586468320fa2b5598d383c--pitbull-dog-attack-get-real.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for dog attacks man\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">\n<div class=\"comment-meta\"><span class=\"comment-author vcard\"><cite class=\"fn\">Puggy67<\/cite><\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"published\"><abbr class=\"comment-date\" title=\"Tuesday, August 15th, 2017, 10:08 am\">August 15, 2017<\/abbr>\u00a0at\u00a0<abbr class=\"comment-time\" title=\"Tuesday, August 15th, 2017, 10:08 am\">10:08 am<\/abbr><\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<a class=\"comment-edit-link\" title=\"Edit comment\" href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-admin\/comment.php?action=editcomment&amp;c=881796\"><span class=\"edit\">Edit<\/span><\/a>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<a class=\"comment-reply-link\" href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=11844&amp;replytocom=881796#respond\" rel=\"nofollow\">Reply<\/a>\u00a0\u2192<\/div>\n<div class=\"comment-content comment-text\">\n<p><em>Caption: In Charlottesville a mangy, slobbering, vicious mongrel is bitten by a dog.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Today&#8230;.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DHV0RJxXUAAk6Ia.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Right, I need to go now. The dogs run off , and I&#8217;ve already been out once looking for it. No sign anyhwere, bit she says I need to look harder.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m going to shave my head and get a tattoo, then I&#8217;ll have another look.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.someecards.com\/someecards\/usercards\/1323748019415_8439022.png\" alt=\"Image result for i'm here all week try the veal\" \/><\/p>\n<p>*No dogs have gone missing during the production of this diary<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, maybe just a wee bit, but no more than you would before any other season defining game. 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