{"id":11660,"date":"2017-07-05T09:11:21","date_gmt":"2017-07-05T08:11:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=11660"},"modified":"2017-07-05T09:11:21","modified_gmt":"2017-07-05T08:11:21","slug":"celtic-diary-wednesday-july-5-laughter-is-the-best-medicine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=11660","title":{"rendered":"Celtic Diary Wednesday July 5: Laughter Is The Best Medicine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s not having the greatest of pre seasons, is the Belgian defender.<\/p>\n<p>During yesterdays 0-0 draw with Slavia Prague, he picked up a knock and didn&#8217;t appear for the second half. He&#8217;s doubtful for the Linfield qualifier next week, but should recover his fitness if not his confidence.<\/p>\n<p>Celtic dominated the game with the Czechs, but thast what the oficial site says, and as I didn&#8217;t see the game I&#8217;ll take their word for it.<\/p>\n<p>The squad now flies back ahead of Saturdays game in Dublin with Shamrock Rovers.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;d look pretty silly flying back after it.<\/p>\n<p>Not as silly as Bruno Alves flying into Glasgow to join &#8220;rangers &#8221; though&#8230; it didn&#8217;t go well for the plucky, cash strapped new club in Luxembourg last night.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/1RtRXKAa6UM\/hqdefault.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for stop it i'm gonna pee\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Their first European adventure was cut short against the more experienced Progres Neidercorn, a side who had scored just one goal in Europe since 1981.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/millionpictures.co\/media\/1629\/articles\/55dfba4937f4f.gif\" alt=\"Image result for need to pee laughing gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Last night they breached the Ibrox defence twice to secure a 2-1 aggregate win and send Pedro Caixinhas new look new Rangers spinning out of the competition before Celtic had even finished laying the pitch so they could play in theirs.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/thehuffmanpost.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/07\/i-just-peed-myself.gif\" alt=\"Image result for need to pee laughing gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Of course the more loyal fans are still behind their manager<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DD7eN8rU0AAcCnG.jpg\" \/>\u00a0but its not looking good for the man.<\/p>\n<p>After the game, supporters attacked the team bus, prompting Liam Kelly to post a plea to let them out on instagram.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i4.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article10739235.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615b\/xxxxxxx.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hang on, Liam Kelly ?<\/p>\n<p>You can see where this is going&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"content clearfix\">\n<div class=\"permalink-header\"><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KillieTrabadour\" data-user-id=\"825859661853253632\"><span class=\"FullNameGroup\"><strong class=\"fullname show-popup-with-id \" data-aria-label-part=\"\">A Proud Patriot. NS<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"UserNameBreak\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"username u-dir\" dir=\"ltr\" data-aria-label-part=\"\">@<b>KillieTrabadour<\/b><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"follow-bar\">\n<div class=\"user-actions btn-group not-following not-muting  \" data-user-id=\"825859661853253632\" data-screen-name=\"KillieTrabadour\" data-name=\"A Proud Patriot. NS\" data-protected=\"false\"><span class=\"user-actions-follow-button js-follow-btn follow-button\"><button class=\"\n    EdgeButton\n    EdgeButton--secondary\n\n    EdgeButton--medium \n    button-text\n    follow-text\n    \" type=\"button\">Follow<\/button><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"ProfileTweet-action ProfileTweet-action--more js-more-ProfileTweet-actions\">\n<div class=\"dropdown\">\n<div class=\"IconContainer js-tooltip\" title=\"More\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">More<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>I MAINTAIN THAT THE VATICAN HAS INFILTRATED OUR BRITISH INSTITUTION. TAIGS WANDER THE HALLS OF IBROX. NO MORE CATHOLICS AT OUR CLUB. \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"content clearfix\">\n<div class=\"permalink-header\"><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ByTheMinRangers\" data-user-id=\"1462569924\"><span class=\"FullNameGroup\"><strong class=\"fullname show-popup-with-id \" data-aria-label-part=\"\">ByTheMin Rangers<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"UserNameBreak\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"username u-dir\" dir=\"ltr\" data-aria-label-part=\"\">@<b>ByTheMinRangers<\/b><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"follow-bar\">\n<div class=\"user-actions btn-group not-following not-muting can-dm  \" data-user-id=\"1462569924\" data-screen-name=\"ByTheMinRangers\" data-name=\"ByTheMin Rangers\" data-protected=\"false\"><span class=\"user-actions-follow-button js-follow-btn follow-button\"><button class=\"\n    EdgeButton\n    EdgeButton--secondary\n\n    EdgeButton--medium \n    button-text\n    follow-text\n    \" type=\"button\">Follow<\/button><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"ProfileTweet-action ProfileTweet-action--more js-more-ProfileTweet-actions\">\n<div class=\"dropdown\">\n<div class=\"IconContainer js-tooltip\" title=\"More\"><em><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">More<\/span><\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>Logging off here for the night. Maybe the week. Potentially the rest of the year. We&#8217;re a joke.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Well, yes, but its a very good joke.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">For some of us&#8230;laughter was not much in evidence in the stands..<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article10738960.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615b\/AMP_SDR_030717_GERS0038.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Fortunately, the stewards, seen wearing the new orange away top, prevented a pitch invasion and further trouble, none of them ever having been trained in Scotland..<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.amz.mshcdn.com\/975MYoQTtFoCq54gnB7NUKzmdxc=\/1200x630\/2016%2F09%2F26%2F9f%2Fzombies.12321.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for zombies behind a fence\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">There was damage to the stadium, which isn&#8217;t surprising, but that was just the fans way of trying to convince european observers that they are still the same club.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article10739164.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615b\/AMP_SDR_030717_GERS0063.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Pedro has issued an official complaint about the colour of the seats.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Then he took full responsibilty for making an arse of it,<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;m just disappointed. I assume all the responsibility.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;We could not do what we were here to do &#8211; win the game.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;What happened to us today is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. That&#8217;s part of football of course.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I&#8217;m always a positive guy and never give up. We believe in this process.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;It is a strong moment we are living in now and we need to face it with all our personality, character and strength.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;And that is what we are going to do because I believe in this process, I believe in these players and I believe in the work we are going to do.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;This is a strong lesson we need to learn from.&#8221;\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;The corner they scored from came from one silly loss of possession,&#8221; he said.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;After that, we knew we could not commit unnecessary fouls but that&#8217;s what we did.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;We need to apologise to our fans as they were showing this support, this loyalty to the club.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;They do not deserve this.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh yes, they do. They deserve all of this and more.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">And yet it seems like only yesterday they were singing in praise of the Pedro revolution..<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DD6V0euXoAIjRCf.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Now the music has lost its beat and there seems no way back for Caixinha , even though he&#8217;s only just getting started.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">But its not entirely his fault. Well, it is , but the SFA\/SPFL must take their share of the blame for allowing the new club to embarass Scottish football on the wider stage.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Was anyone really surprised by the outcome ? I wasn&#8217;t confident enough to bet on it, but with &#8220;rangers &#8221; open to accusations of breaking the FFP rules, Progres would have asked UEFA to look into it had they been knocked out.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">This way, the Ibrox club got their shot at Europe, avoided some nasty questions and now have another scapegoat in the name of Pedro.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">That noise you hear is a collective sigh of relief from Hampden&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Their may be more trouble ahead later today when the Supreme court announces the final verdict on EBTs..<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Bear in mind that no matter what it comes up with, the Ibrox club are still dead, the players and others still owe a fair bit in back taxes, and nothing can change that.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DD5aPs3XYAE65X3.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">What could be up for change is the list of trophy winners if they were found to be guilty of not playing to the rules.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Or should that be what should be up for change&#8230; ?<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">In the meantime, it won&#8217;t be pleasant being a bluenose today, though they should be used to it by now..<\/p>\n<div class=\"content clearfix\">\n<div class=\"permalink-header\"><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FootballEars\" data-user-id=\"793918704\"><span class=\"FullNameGroup\"><strong class=\"fullname show-popup-with-id \" data-aria-label-part=\"\">Northern Monkey<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"UserNameBreak\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"username u-dir\" dir=\"ltr\" data-aria-label-part=\"\">@<b>FootballEars<\/b><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"follow-bar\">\n<div class=\"user-actions btn-group not-following not-muting  \" data-user-id=\"793918704\" data-screen-name=\"FootballEars\" data-name=\"Northern Monkey\" data-protected=\"false\"><span class=\"user-actions-follow-button js-follow-btn follow-button\"><button class=\"\n    EdgeButton\n    EdgeButton--secondary\n\n    EdgeButton--medium \n    button-text\n    follow-text\n    \" type=\"button\">Follow<\/button><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"ProfileTweet-action ProfileTweet-action--more js-more-ProfileTweet-actions\">\n<div class=\"dropdown\">\n<div class=\"IconContainer js-tooltip\" title=\"More\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">More<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>Rangers have lost in the Europa League to Progres Niederkorn. If you haven&#8217;t heard of them, they&#8217;re from Glasgow <a class=\"twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Rangers?src=hash\" data-query-source=\"hashtag_click\"><s>#<\/s><b>Rangers<\/b><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">\n<div class=\"content clearfix\">\n<div class=\"permalink-header\"><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Arsenal_fans_q8\" data-user-id=\"2173656346\"><span class=\"FullNameGroup\"><strong class=\"fullname show-popup-with-id \" data-aria-label-part=\"\">Arsenal_fans_q8<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"UserNameBreak\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"username u-dir\" dir=\"ltr\" data-aria-label-part=\"\">@<b>Arsenal_fans_q8<\/b><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"follow-bar\">\n<div class=\"user-actions btn-group not-following not-muting  \" data-user-id=\"2173656346\" data-screen-name=\"Arsenal_fans_q8\" data-name=\"Arsenal_fans_q8\" data-protected=\"false\"><span class=\"user-actions-follow-button js-follow-btn follow-button\"><button class=\"\n    EdgeButton\n    EdgeButton--secondary\n\n    EdgeButton--medium \n    button-text\n    follow-text\n    \" type=\"button\">Follow<\/button><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"ProfileTweet-action ProfileTweet-action--more js-more-ProfileTweet-actions\">\n<div class=\"dropdown\">\n<div class=\"IconContainer js-tooltip\" title=\"More\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">More<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>Rangers out of Europe in July by bunch of amatures from Luxembourg! As if Gers disgraceful history needed more football humiliation<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DD6rSNSUMAA-p53.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Lustig ?<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.dailyrecord.co.uk\/incoming\/article8812644.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615\/Screen-Shot-2016-09-11-at-142359.png\" alt=\"Related image\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Yeah, Lustig.<\/p>\n<div class=\"stream-item-header\"><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MissBabington\" data-user-id=\"828881340\"><span class=\"FullNameGroup\"><strong class=\"fullname show-popup-with-id \" data-aria-label-part=\"\">Miss Donna Babington<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"UserNameBreak\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"username u-dir\" dir=\"ltr\" data-aria-label-part=\"\">@<b>MissBabington<\/b><\/span><\/a>\u00a0<small class=\"time\">\u00a0<a class=\"tweet-timestamp js-permalink js-nav js-tooltip\" title=\"4:08 PM - 4 Jul 2017\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MissBabington\/status\/882375652455927810\" data-conversation-id=\"882375652455927810\"><span class=\"_timestamp js-short-timestamp js-relative-timestamp\" data-time=\"1499209723\" data-time-ms=\"1499209723000\" data-long-form=\"true\">9h<\/span><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\" data-aria-label-part=\"last\">9 hours ago<\/span><\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<div class=\"ProfileTweet-action ProfileTweet-action--more js-more-ProfileTweet-actions\">\n<div class=\"dropdown\">\n<div class=\"IconContainer js-tooltip\" title=\"More\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">More<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>Orange Order speaker at the weekend march &#8220;We need to get out of Europe it`s run by Catholics&#8221; Rangers:&#8221;Done!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"content clearfix\">\n<div class=\"permalink-header\"><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheKnowledge88\" data-user-id=\"183025156\"><span class=\"FullNameGroup\"><strong class=\"fullname show-popup-with-id \" data-aria-label-part=\"\">Peter<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"UserNameBreak\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"username u-dir\" dir=\"ltr\" data-aria-label-part=\"\">@<b>TheKnowledge88<\/b><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"follow-bar\">\n<div class=\"user-actions btn-group not-following not-muting can-dm  \" data-user-id=\"183025156\" data-screen-name=\"TheKnowledge88\" data-name=\"Peter\" data-protected=\"false\"><span class=\"user-actions-follow-button js-follow-btn follow-button\"><button class=\"\n    EdgeButton\n    EdgeButton--secondary\n\n    EdgeButton--medium \n    button-text\n    follow-text\n    \" type=\"button\">Follow<\/button><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"ProfileTweet-action ProfileTweet-action--more js-more-ProfileTweet-actions\">\n<div class=\"dropdown\">\n<div class=\"IconContainer js-tooltip\" title=\"More\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">More<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>Oh no trip to Rome<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em> No Sun loungers or beers with the guys <\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>No Cyprus, No Greece, No even tae Leeds <\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>Out of Europe on the 4th of July\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--jumbo js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Anton Declan sent me another ditty on whats app but i&#8217;m still struggling with it, I would ask him to pop it in the replies though, if he will..<\/p>\n<div class=\"stream-item-header\"><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AberdeenChanged\" data-user-id=\"2359464139\"><span class=\"FullNameGroup\"><strong class=\"fullname show-popup-with-id \" data-aria-label-part=\"\">Aberdeen Changed<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"UserNameBreak\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span class=\"username u-dir\" dir=\"ltr\" data-aria-label-part=\"\">@<b>AberdeenChanged<\/b><\/span><\/a>\u00a0<small class=\"time\">\u00a0<a class=\"tweet-timestamp js-permalink js-nav js-tooltip\" title=\"12:09 AM - 5 Jul 2017\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AberdeenChanged\/status\/882496710869733377\" data-conversation-id=\"882496710869733377\"><span class=\"_timestamp js-short-timestamp js-relative-timestamp\" data-time=\"1499238586\" data-time-ms=\"1499238586000\" data-long-form=\"true\">43m<\/span><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\" data-aria-label-part=\"last\">43 minutes ago<\/span><\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<div class=\"ProfileTweet-action ProfileTweet-action--more js-more-ProfileTweet-actions\">\n<div class=\"dropdown\">\n<div class=\"IconContainer js-tooltip\" title=\"More\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">More<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>Anagram fun&#8230;. Progres Neidercorn &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I Censored Ger Porn\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">I could go on for ever, unlike Pedro I guess.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Meanwhile, Bruno Alves has heard the score whilst flying to glasgow&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/az616578.vo.msecnd.net\/files\/2016\/08\/20\/636072560265555206-1573039534_giphy%20(20).gif\" alt=\"Image result for plane failing to touch down gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">As for Pedro, lets take a minute to remember the man..<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/DD7KgbrUAAAY1Vc.jpg\" \/>\u00a0Yesterday, we had this..<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/kengarex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2u8aehjfvdzxxlvvai4w.jpeg\" alt=\"This might be a nightmare of every medical student.\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"comment-meta\"><span class=\"comment-author vcard\"><cite class=\"fn\">Monti<\/cite><\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"published\"><abbr class=\"comment-date\" title=\"Tuesday, July 4th, 2017, 2:11 pm\">July 4, 2017<\/abbr>\u00a0at\u00a0<abbr class=\"comment-time\" title=\"Tuesday, July 4th, 2017, 2:11 pm\">2:11 pm<\/abbr><\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<a class=\"comment-edit-link\" title=\"Edit comment\" href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-admin\/comment.php?action=editcomment&amp;c=873690\"><span class=\"edit\">Edit<\/span><\/a>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<a class=\"comment-reply-link\" href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=11655&amp;replytocom=873690#respond\" rel=\"nofollow\">Reply<\/a>\u00a0\u2192<\/div>\n<div class=\"comment-content comment-text\">\n<p><em>Caption :Zombie reading: \u201cIt say\u2019s here that even in death we aren\u2019t dead, tell the deceased on the table,there is nothing to be concerned about \u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Have to dash now, I&#8217;m away to the airport to pick up the lad, but I&#8217;m going to ask for something different today.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Either post an image or a quote that you feel sums up the last 24 hours and the next 24.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Depending on the big tax case result of course.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Or not..<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">I&#8217;ll go first..<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn.images.express.co.uk\/img\/dynamic\/galleries\/x701\/259904.jpg\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s not having the greatest of pre seasons, is the Belgian defender. 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