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He\u2019s Kundai Benyu, a nineteen year old, available for a development fee this summer as he is leaving Ipswich.<\/em><\/p>\n He\u2019s spent this season on loan at non League Aldershot, and is being watched by a number of clubs, all of whom seem to be willing to pay a few quid for him.<\/em><\/p>\n Haarlem blue, who writes for Ipswich independent website, had a look at him recently..<\/em><\/p>\n “He looks very comfortable on the ball with most passes short and accurate and mainly looking to move forward. Good vision and definitely has an eye for the killer pass. He takes all of the set pieces for the Shots, freekicks and corners, and always wants to be involved. “<\/em><\/p>\n Watch this space, especially if Bojan Krkic starts sulking again.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n We will now pause for a moment to congratulate our man in the know, and consider the serious ramifications of having to pay for his beer the next time we see him..<\/p>\n Well, whenever the scattergun approach of the mainstream media gets one right, they harp on about it for months, so we feel perfectly entitled to have our moment in the sun.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kundai Benyu, harshly described as sounding like a Japanese bendy bus by our own philosopher El Cormaco, is an excellent acquisition, though one for the future rather than one who is expected to walk straight into the first team.<\/p>\n Manager Brendan Rodgers still has his eye on one more signing, one that will cost a bob or two, before the qualifiers begin, and that means the deal should be done within the next week.<\/p>\n On Benyu, the manager said-according to the Sun;<\/p>\n \u201cIt will give us great power and strength as well as quality.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Hang on, thats not what he said at all. Thats an older quote about another transfer target.<\/p>\n So lets see what Benyu told the official site..<\/p>\n ‘I\u2019m absolutely delighted to be joining Celtic,’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘It\u2019s a massive honour to sign for the Scottish champions and one of the world’s truly great clubs.<\/em><\/p>\n ‘It\u2019s also a great opportunity for me to continue to develop as a footballer under Brendan Rodgers.<\/em><\/p>\n ‘I\u2019m looking forward to meeting up with my new Celtic team-mates. I know there\u2019 s a lot of hard work ahead of me but I am ready for this, I\u2019m looking forward to the challenge and I can\u2019t wait to get started.’\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0The manager has told me just to relax and enjoy my time here, but has warned me not to let my mates talk to drunks in the pub, as that bastard at the Diary can pick up more than \u00a0Jodrell fucking Bank.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n He has signed a four year deal, and Ipswich will receive a bit of compensation.<\/p>\n There were reportedly several other clubs on his tail, and it must be regarded as a neat piece of business for the club.<\/p>\n Adam Virgo, who couldn’t quite reach the level of being a neat piece of business for Celtic, said this, on Twitter;<\/p>\n![\"Image](\"http:\/\/milwaukeebankruptcy.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Bankruptcy-Pocket-no-money2.jpg\")
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