{"id":10866,"date":"2017-02-14T11:47:13","date_gmt":"2017-02-14T11:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=10866"},"modified":"2017-02-14T11:55:20","modified_gmt":"2017-02-14T11:55:20","slug":"happy-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=10866","title":{"rendered":"Happy Valentims Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All you need is Love&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>All you need is Love<\/p>\n<p>Well and a top class striker, some decent wing play, experienced cover in defence, a reliable keeper and a midfield that just wont stop and a Manager actually in the job who knows what he is doing.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Valentines everyone, here are the Etims Love Classified.<\/p>\n<p>Please add yours in the comments below:<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I haven&#8217;t seen you for a while<br \/>\nWhere did you go sweet Joey?<br \/>\nI turned around and you were gone<br \/>\nWhich was strange as you&#8217;re so slowy<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; Broony to Mr Barton<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We had such fun, in the sun<br \/>\nWe ran, and laughed and did it all<br \/>\nThe fans all said &#8220;Whats on his head&#8221;<br \/>\nCome back my lovely burst beach ball<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Mikael L, Heartbroken<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Even though Ive got no neck<br \/>\nAnd an arse the size of France<br \/>\nYou took me deep within your heart<br \/>\nAnd gave me another chance<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; James Forrest for BR &amp; the Family<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh sweet Ikea,<br \/>\nYou fair make me smile<br \/>\nWith all these hat trick balls<br \/>\nMy shelves run a mile!<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; with love,\u00a0 Moussa<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Cant wait to hold you<br \/>\nHave you back in my hand<br \/>\nThe driveway was cold<br \/>\nbut the Turnovers grand!<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Peter L to B. Balance<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I love you so much<br \/>\nHappily share you with others<br \/>\nGod bless you Brendan<br \/>\nA true Celtic brother!<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Celts Everywhere<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh your my best mate<br \/>\nAnd such a winger<br \/>\nSee you on the XBox<br \/>\nAfter I get my dinner<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; KT to PR<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It took a while<br \/>\nTill our love came along<br \/>\nBut now dear sweet Dedryk<br \/>\nYou have your own song<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; GB to DB<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Come on back in baby<br \/>\nYou know you want me too<br \/>\nJust screw the nut in training<br \/>\nand dont sulk around so blue<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; CP to SuperLeigh<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Its coming up on 50 years<br \/>\nThe ultimate love a Celt can hold<br \/>\nLets hear it for the Lisbon Lions<br \/>\nCourageous, talented and Bold!<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Celtic Fans Forever<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hamden is Brown<br \/>\nOur pants are too<br \/>\nEBT ruling is coming<br \/>\nLooks like we&#8217;re through<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; SR &amp; ND<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ive been gone a while<br \/>\nBut back I spring<br \/>\nEBT declared illegal<br \/>\nThe cops will ring<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Hector to Multiple recipients<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You know that we love you<br \/>\nThat means Me, Davie and Frank<br \/>\nif you dont pay our severance<br \/>\nThen we&#8217;re suing you, ya w&#8230;<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; The 3 amigos to The 3 Bears<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I blush when you say<br \/>\nIt goes in and out<br \/>\nOh, resignation!<br \/>\nIs what youre on about?<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; Jim White to Warbs<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I talk about you all day<br \/>\nlike my heads in the stars<br \/>\nWhile Celts fans all say<br \/>\nIts up my arse<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Adrian to Warbs<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m by the phone<br \/>\nGies a call<br \/>\nI&#8217;m no working<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got sod all<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Alex McL to Davie K<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The bills are all red<br \/>\nThe money&#8217;s burned through<br \/>\nIf we hire Big Eck<br \/>\nWe really are screwed<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; Enlightened Huns<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m now so old,<br \/>\nI can hardly walk<br \/>\nStill Im due a contract,<br \/>\nDave lets talk!<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Kenny to DK<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I love you Ibrox<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll care for all your needs<br \/>\nFix yir roof, clear your asbestos<br \/>\nCome on, Just show&#8217;s your deeds!<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; JB to G51-2XD<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I told you back then<br \/>\nThat Warbs was a loser<br \/>\nYou silly fat orange sausages<br \/>\nNow cry in the boozer<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Chris Sutton to his &#8220;fans&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Put on the cheerleading outfit<br \/>\nMIght need to give it a stretch<br \/>\nIn fact on second thoughts<br \/>\nIt wont go passed your brass neck<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Chris to DJ<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You have our number,<br \/>\nEmail too<br \/>\nCome on Jabba<br \/>\nWe need you!<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; DR to L5PR<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My face goes red<br \/>\nMy language turns blue<br \/>\nWhenever Tims beat us<br \/>\nRef gets blamed too<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Derek (Aberdeen)<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Celtic Park is green<br \/>\nCeltic Way path all laid<br \/>\nI know how it was funded<br \/>\nIts called State Aid!<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; Crackpot to GCC<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I sit and watch you from afar<br \/>\nTake down your particu-lars<br \/>\nAnd though we&#8217;ve never fought<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll see you back in Court<br \/>\n<em>\u00a0&#8211; James Doleman to Rangers<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All you need is Love&#8230;. 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