{"id":10261,"date":"2016-11-02T13:00:55","date_gmt":"2016-11-02T13:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=10261"},"modified":"2016-11-02T11:00:58","modified_gmt":"2016-11-02T11:00:58","slug":"champion-league-funlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=10261","title":{"rendered":"Champions League Funlines!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Usually its\u00a0 Hunlines but theres no need to include that mob ( you just did – Ed<\/em>) so lets see how the ETims Hotline has been ringing after this weeks Champions League adventures:<\/p>\n

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Welcome to Borussia Munchenglasgow!<\/p>\n

FriendsAcrossTheWater CSC!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Whats got 2 thumbs,\u00a0 cost \u00a3500’000 and just repaid that price with one classy taken penalty kick?<\/p>\n

This guy!<\/p>\n

Moussa, Cloud 9<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I said Moussa Dembele would never be a \u00a320m striker with Celtic, probably worth at least double that now!<\/p>\n

I win!<\/p>\n

Gordon Dalziel, Clyde Superscoreboard<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Brilliant performance yet again from big Moussa, sob, hooray, sob, hooray, sob, hooray<\/p>\n

Leigh G, Leith Walk<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I cant believe what Im hearing! Celtic get a penalty, in Europe, Away? UEFA have truly lost the plot!<\/p>\n

H Dallas, Bogle( exile)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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People said I would never reach the heights of Aston Villa when heading north to Celtic.<\/p>\n

They sure got that right!<\/p>\n

Scott Sinclair, The Euro Dream<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dear God, please let me get on and be the one everyones talking about after the game!<\/p>\n

Callum, Aged 23 and a half, Scotland, Monday<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Bugger!<\/p>\n

Callum, Aged 23 and a half, Germany, Tuesday<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I had the best passing accuracy in Europe, but to be fair, Im still nae Andy Halliday, lolz<\/p>\n

Scott Brown, Top of the tree<\/strong><\/p>\n

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People are saying im playing much more aggressively?, Who’s saying that?, Show me them, I’ll show them aggressive alright!<\/p>\n

Emilio, Testosterone Ave<\/strong><\/p>\n

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That wasnt too bad eh?…eh..hello…oh come on, gies a break please!<\/p>\n

Christian Gamboa, Up and down all night!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Anyone seen\u00a012 studs,\u00a0I seem to have lost them in the first half of that game last night<\/p>\n

Stuart Armstrong, Slip sliding away.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Im no getting back into this side, am I?<\/p>\n

Nir Bitton, Taxi rank.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Im thinking of a backup if Dembele leaves, theres this guy I know, Andy Carroll….hahahaha….had you going there, what am\u00a0I like eh!<\/p>\n

Brendan, Jokerville<\/strong><\/p>\n

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First the reports said it was \u00a328m for us in Champion League, then it was a guranteed 26 million, well when I’m done taking stock it will be lucky to be 30 bob!<\/p>\n

Mon the Biscuit Tin!<\/p>\n

Peter, Bonusville<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Aw naw, we have to go to Celtic Park with our first team and attack!<\/p>\n

Barcelona Mgmt<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Haud oan, you mean Celtic might come here looking for a result?<\/p>\n

GULP!<\/p>\n

Pep, Manchester NOT Salford!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Welcome to our show, where our presenters will try and suck the enjoyment out of any Celtic performance.<\/p>\n

BT Sports Anchors<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Yes I did say Emilio doesnt have eyes in the back of his neck. You wanna discuss it outside? No I didnt think so!<\/p>\n

Johan Mjallby, BT Studio<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Aw naw, how the hell are we gonna spin this one! Can we claim talk of “A German Club is a clear HUN reference”….dammit..mammy daddy!<\/p>\n

Level 5 PR<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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