Desimond has a few Limericks, feel free to add in your own in the Comments section below..<\/p>\n
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There once was a keeper called Matt <\/strong><\/p>\n Who’s reviewing was slightly off hat<\/p>\n He suggested the Huns outplayed the Hoops<\/p>\n Is he blinded by the crooks?<\/p>\n To the opticians he needs to go, Stat!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n There’s a manager so desperate named Mark<\/strong><\/p>\n Who keeps on asking\u00a0do we live in the dark<\/p>\n Cant we see his side shine so bright<\/p>\n “No Warbs, we just think they’re shite!”<\/p>\n Is what every laughing Timaloy shouts on back<\/p>\n <\/p>\n A sneaky wee diver named MacKay<\/strong><\/p>\n Went down like a right dying fly<\/p>\n The Hun referee said “Fuxake son!”<\/p>\n “Even I cant give you that one!”<\/p>\n And Barrie’s card,\u00a0is now marked, sin die!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Craig Thomson was a poor referee<\/strong><\/p>\n Disallowed a goal, and denied, a\u00a0penalty<\/p>\n But his Hun loving antics were in vain<\/p>\n As Dembele scored against, the scum yet again<\/p>\n Will Craigy\u00a0 be punished and sent to Dundee ( one for Monti there!)<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Celtic have the fine Green Brigade<\/strong><\/p>\n Over the years, such fantastic Tifos were made<\/p>\n But on Sunday they could only laugh<\/p>\n At That Holby City Tifo, oh dear such a gaffe<\/p>\n And like a heartbeat we’ll now watch them fade<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Craig Gordon always loves a clean sheet<\/strong><\/p>\n Tries to keep the goals against, tres petite<\/p>\n They told him Hampden would be startling<\/p>\n He sighed “Dont kid yourself darling!”<\/p>\n “Against the The Rangers, I near fell asleep!”<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Erik is our rampaging Dane<\/strong><\/p>\n A class act who can sure play the game<\/p>\n He said “Clint Hill dont get in my way!”<\/p>\n Headed home but to his and our dismay<\/p>\n The Ref lives down a Masonic lane!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Super\u00a0Jozo came in for Toure<\/strong><\/p>\n And took care of Kenny Miller all day<\/p>\n The tanned Testicle took the huff<\/p>\n and was eventually subbed<\/p>\n then Waghorst was treated the same way<\/p>\n <\/p>\n A helluva nice guy is our Tom<\/strong><\/p>\n Plays with grace and style, such\u00a0aplomb<\/p>\n But he needs to be ruthless<\/p>\n Against Gilks he was toothless<\/p>\n When we wanted him to just drop the bomb!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Scott Brown, the Timaloy Dynamo<\/strong><\/p>\n Full of Red Bull and bravissimo<\/p>\n Made Halliday look like a wean<\/p>\n Made the Huns cry yet again<\/p>\n He’ll lift the Cup in November you know!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n There on the sidelines, stood\u00a0Leigh<\/strong><\/p>\n Awaiting his chance, with such glee<\/p>\n And before very long<\/p>\n Laid the ball on like a song<\/p>\n For the backheel of big Dembelee!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n There once was a striker named Moussa<\/strong><\/p>\n When signed, no one made much of a fussa<\/p>\n But the boy just keeps on going<\/p>\n Banging goals in and scoring<\/p>\n The Huns fear each time he’s let loosa!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Brendan was asked for a post match review<\/strong><\/p>\n He said “We deserved it, I’m tickety boo”<\/p>\n The boys played so fine<\/p>\n Now Im off for a South African wine<\/p>\n And maybe a champagne or two!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Chris Sutton is an analyst sans tact<\/strong><\/p>\n Who refuses to hold opinion back<\/p>\n When he heard Warbs claim it was close<\/p>\n He said “Is Mark\u00a0having a joke!”<\/p>\n “Its a chasm!, Idiot!..not a gap!”<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Desimond has a few Limericks, feel free to add in your own in the Comments section below.. 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