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Celtic Diary Tuesday September 27: City Stars Paying Lip Service

Tomorrows opponents, Mamchester City, have won ten games in a row at the start of this season. They are looking to make that eleven in Glasgow.

Yesterday we warned about the danger of Celtic paying them too much respect, and judgung from the media this morning, someone ought to tell the City players the same, as it appears they are overdoing it with the lip service.

Brazilian Fernandinho led the way;

“I don’t agree with favourites. It’s going to be a difficult game.

“Of course they had a painful defeat for themselves and the fans, but maybe that’s one of the reasons they will step onto the pitch with a lot more concentration, motivated to try to win this home game.

“So we’ll have to be very careful and stay very focused to not allow that to happen.

“To be honest, it will be my first time playing in Scotland, against Celtic. I played them once in 2007, but that was in our stadium – I was suspended for the away game, so I didn’t play.

“It will be special because all the best teams are in the Champions League. So our objective is to go there and try to win, but it’s going to be a difficult match.

“It’s very important. I think people sometimes say that City and Barcelona are the favourites, but I don’t agree with that because Borussia are an excellent team. Celtic are an excellent team as well, especially when they play at home.

“The Champions League is always special – you always have to be careful, you always have to think that you cannot make any mistakes… there’s no relaxing, otherwise you’ll pay for it.

“That’s our intention this year – to play 100% concentrated… the way we have been playing, and try to win these games which are really important to us.”

If his knowledge of Celtic comes from his previous appearance against us, he will think we are shite. He was in the Shakhtor Donetsk side that crushed Martin O’Neills team 3-0 over there. A game that we’d all rather forget. In fact, I had until this guy opened his mouth.

Another City player with an exotic name is Bacary Sagna, and he dutifully followed Fernadinho’s lead…

‘I played against Celtic for Arsenal in a Champions League play-off and it is never easy. They have a massive crowd, big atmosphere and some quality players.

‘They lost their first game by a big result so in this second one they will want to show their character, step up in front of their own fans and give us a hard time. But we know about it.

‘This is a totally different competition, but we want to be involved in all of them so we need a good performance.’


Sagna has scored eleven goals in six outings this season, a strike rate (apparently) of a goal every 48 minutes. 

So I suppose we’d better keep an eye on him.

Kevin d Bruyne has a hamstring problem, and he won’t play. This is good news for Celtic, some say, as he pulls the strings on the field.

So they say.

All this bluster and blowing smoke up our arses doesn’t wash with me. whatever they say in public will not be echoed in private.

EPL footballers are an arrogant bunch, and they will see Glasgow as a footballing backwater, and the support as some sort of flat capped Jock who only drags himself out of the pub to go to the football or the bookies.

So take no notice of all of this praise. They think they only have to turn up to win.

Better sides than Manchester City have held similar opinions of superiority before crashing and burning at Celtic Park. If our players do what they are good at, and the crowd do what they are good at, then this game is by no means a foregone conclusion.

Thats if we play our game, the one where we go forward with pace, the one where players are not afraid to take on opponents, and harry the opposition when they have the ball. and most importantly, the one where the players all play for each other.

The Barcelona game is over and done with now. We can’t change it, but we can change the way we approach the rest of the games in this group.

Ask Bertie Auld, he knows what’s what;

“Brendan has been great but the only bad moment has been the Barcelona game where I felt the team were a bit immature,”

“Having beaten Rangers 5-1 on the Saturday, they went out there on a real high. But it’s a different ball game when you play against opposition like Barcelona. Good teams like them play in the space that their opponents allow them.

Celtic gave them too much space. “Everybody has a system. But sometimes you have to change it and play to your strengths – or counter the opposition strengths.

“I admire Celtic for what they’re doing at home. But, when you get to a higher level, a level some players haven’t experienced before, you have to respect the opposition.

“That doesn’t mean just putting everybody behind the ball. We were actually too deep against Barcelona, with ten or even 11 guys back in and around the penalty box.

“So play the system that suits you. Brendan has them working hard to get the ball back, which is key. When they get the ball, they have to use it well.

“They definitely need to show more maturity against Manchester City than they did in Barcelona.

But we all know Celtic park is some place to play on a big European night. It’s the best atmosphere in European football.

“So Manchester City will know they’ve been in a game. Whether Celtic are good enough to beat them on the park is another matter, given the money they can spend and the quality of players they have.

“But look at the teams who have left Celtic Park having been run to a standstill over the years – Barcelona, Manchester United, a lot of the best teams in the world.

Celtic are a big club and big clubs rise to the big occasion.” 


Hopefully, Craig Gordon, who has come in for a wee bit of criticism of late, though not as much as his competition for the shirt, Dorus De Vries, has got his goalie gloves back on. He’s certainly reacted well to the metaphorical mick up the arse, as the diary described it a few days ago;

“I have been training very hard over the last few weeks to try to make sure I’m in the manager’s plans and try and get a run in the team, and I’ll continue to do that.

“I spoke to him once when he told me he was going to put Dorus in the team. I have not spoken to him since then but I have just gone away and tried to work and also do my homework on what he likes his goalkeepers to do.

“I’m trying to improve my game so when I go back in the team that I can maybe adapt more to what he’s looking for.”

 If he is on form then we have a chance.

And the defence-can they keep a high concentration level and cover each others backs for ninety minutes ?

If they can, we have a chance.

Will the midfielders line up in battle formation-ready to run until they drop ?

If they do, we have a chance.

Are the forwards ready to back track, and to time their runs and passes to perfection. And will they take the chances that come their way ?

If so, then we have a chance.

What we also need is a big game from Scott Brown.

Another record that fell this season is that of European Cup/champions League appearances-Brown now leads the way on 52, more than any other Scottish based player.

Of course, there are more games these days, qualifiers, group matches and so on, but its still a remarkable achievement, and it means that all of that experience will be needed tomorrow  as the support and the players look for a captains performance.

Scott Sinclair, who is relishing a crack at the club where his career went a bit skee wiff , spoke highly of Brown.

“He is outstanding Those stats speak for themselves. When you have a player like that who has done it for so long at that level then that tells you something.

“I can only speak from experience and what I would have to say is that he has been great since I came here. He is a leader – on and off the park. He is there all the time but he is still so hungry on the pitch.

“He has an infectious enthusiasm, a great energy but what he is most of all is a winner. He has that mentality. That is what he brings to our dressing room.

“He knows how to play a captain’s part. As much as he might take some satisfaction from making so many appearances for the club at that level, what really drives him is winning. He has that appetite and that is makes him such a good player.

The maturity that Bertie Auld speaks of needs to come from Brown, assisted by Kolo Toure, who has been around a bit, but will still be a little shocked by the noise tomorrow night.

That noise is crucial.

And its why Manchester City will be going for the jugular from the start, banking on the old adage that an early goal will shut the crowd up. In my view, as we know it doesn’t work that way, ask Juventus, then that is where they will get the shock that unblances them.

 

Oh, if any of the players are reading this, that doesn’t mean you can go out and concede an early goal. Far from it.

Because of they don’t take an early lead, they will become rattled, and easier to hit on the break.

Know what ?

I’ve almost convinced myself not only that we will win this game, but how we will win it….

A lot will depend on the referee, and UEFA have appointed Nicola Rizzoli to take charge.

Don’t worry. Nicola is a man, though its thought he became a referee to get back at all the sporty chaps at school who teased him for having a girls name.

Johnny Cash based his hit song a “Boy Named Sue ” on him, you know. Every days a school day, which of course, would be a nightmare for Nicola if true. The bastards would have had his dinner money every day, and probably the trainers he got for his birthday as well.

 

Judging by his stats this season, he’s a bit handy with the yellow cards, so we need to keep the heid, as they say;

MATCHES OF N. RIZZOLI

He reminds me of someone, though…

Image result for nicola rizzoli stats

Can you see it ?

Image result for ronny deila celtic

Maybe we could indulge in a spot of kidnapping, and give Ronny a chance to make amends for his somewhat erratic time at Celtic Park…

 

Elsewhere, a possible job opportunity down south may have opened up for Mark Warburton, who has already outgrown his position of “rangers ” manager.

Thought I’d link him with the job before the Scottish media cotton on.

All of this is becuase Sam Allardyce, who somehow got the England managers job, has been caught out by the Dailty Telegraph, and shown to be a little bit dodgy where certain aspects of the business side of the game are concerned.

Whilst this diary doesn;t usually concern itself with matters down south, I thought I’d jump on the badwagon a little, because oddly epough, the SMSM have reported this story with glee.

Perhaps this will give them a taste of what investigative journalism is all about, and maybe one of those intrepid souls will look a little closer to home and maybe find out about some dodgy dealings a little closer to home..

Its unlikely. We hear that Minister For Information James Traynor has already passed a motion-wow, wouldn’t want to be on the beach when that floats past- at Holyrood banning any mention of any shennanigans north of the border.

This is his second use of martial powers, the first being the banning of any mention of him as Minster For Information. Thats why you haven’t heard about this appointment before.

I tried to contact a couple of Scottish hacks with some evidence I have of misgivernance at the SFA, but they were all in a training meeting.

There was support for Celtic in the Champions League from an unlikely source yesterday;

Well, she doesn;t have a big team any more since hers died, and one feels she’s still a bit upset about the money they owe her.

So much so that an anxious Prince Phil The Greek had to talk her out of sneaking into the recent Armed Forces Day at Ibrox to “sort those fuckers out ”

Image result for queen in a tank

Gets a bit feisty after a couple of Stellas does old Brenda.

Yesterdays caption competition…this one, that is…

gave us an answer which conjures up pictures in my head that just make me giggle…

jimmybee September 26, 2016 at 5:16 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption: Ah telt you weans not to run about that bay window with a fuckin torch on.Now see whit you’d have fuckin done.

 

Today, lets see what pictures you can put in my head from this image. i need some, as the James Traynor passing motions gag has upset me deeply, and the image won’t go away.

 

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St. Tassach
7 years ago

A what up the arse?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  St. Tassach

‘ a mick ‘!

St. Tassach
7 years ago

Soooo that’s a Corpse Reviver for Mr King, a Planters Punch for Mr Barton and Zombies for everyone else…

Lavvy1888
7 years ago

Announce Hunlines

Mike Annis
7 years ago

Roll on tomorrow but nerves are jangling.

Caption: Serving snowballs to the gentle clientele of the newly upgraded Loudon.

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
7 years ago

Caption: drink this Jabby, it will get your bowels movin.

How hairy are that guys arms!!

mike
7 years ago

With a swirl of ma kilt,
and ma bunnet at a tilt,
a toot on ma floot,
ma pockets filled wi loot,
im aff to the fitba,
ma hert is filled wi pride,
mibbee later ill see ma bit on ra side,
if shes up fur it ill mibbee get a ride.
One can only hope cant one.

Ken.

mike
7 years ago

Island Island in ra sun,
Celtic 5 Rankers 1,
They went on a spree and wrecked awe oor bogs,
we awe ken there as thick as feckin logs,
the result at parkheed went much as expected,
they left the stadium feelin awfy dejected,
onwards and upwards go the mighty Tic,
awe them hun dogs are feelin awfy sick.

Ken.

Belfastbhoy68
7 years ago

caption, ‘don’t worry sergio, give this special potion to your team-mates before the celtic game and you will all be in perfect ‘motion’

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

Dunno what is being poured there,but it has to be better than bacon-flavoured shots. Yet yeez wur surprised that they were bowfin’?

mike
7 years ago

The Tic. at hame are a very different team,the players respond to the huge backing from the support,it definetly lifts the players and makes them go that extra yard,thats whats gonny make the difference on Wednesday.
Ma heed tells me that we might get beat,but ma hert is telling me a win is on the cairds.
They lift up ma senses like a bleary eyed wimmin,
they lift up ma senses like pint of guinness,
they lift up ma senses like Martin Mc ginness,
they lift up ma senses like Gerry McAdams,
they lift up ma senses like Bobby Mc Sands.

Ken.

Hugh67
7 years ago

Caption : following his success with the Crispy Bacon shot, bgbhoy tries his hand at another breakfast cocktail.

You had to be there!!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Hugh67

How long did it take you to type that?

Hugh67
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Just over 40 mins cause I couldn’t find the comma!!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Hugh67

Lol

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: ” Ah, welcome Mr.Allardyce, a drink before your meeting with the F.A.sir”?

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption….

Four huns approach the bar ‘Whits that yer servin chief’?
Zombies
‘Fuck this, am no huvin that, right lads lets go tonto in the bogs’.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Was Tonto no a horse or a donkey, nah an indian…fuck knows 🙂

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

It was the Loan (get it) Sevco’s sidekick.

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

🙂 Kemo Sabe!

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Admin
7 years ago

Bacary Sagna?..the defender who scored against Swansea at the weekend.

You say he has scored 11 goals…he hasnae scored 11 goals in his whole career!

Games Goals
471 5

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

That’s no fuckin excuse, your footballing general knowledge should have made you aware of Sagna’s scoring record.
C’mon you, sharpen up 🙂

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

Ralph. Your reporting accuracy is on a par with Chris Jackass …

On 2nd thoughts not even that, more like triple bogie … 🙂

https://carljunglebhoy.wordpress.com/2016/09/26/christ-jack-club-18-72-are-chancers-rangers-fans-cant-afford-not-to-be-misled-by/

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Desi,
Well said, Ralph is talking pish………again!

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago

Caption :
BgBhoy “We will have what Montis having barman”
Barman “Four Andybhoy Cocktails cumming up”

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

comment image

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

You have a cum fixation donkey boy, just saying.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

PMSL!!

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Penis Man Straw Love

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

You would know all about straw i suppose…..

Monti
7 years ago

Desimond,
How was Leeds?

7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Cracking place…excellent pubs, even saw one advertising “Belt of the Celts” but wasnae sure if that was for voyeurs like Mike so avoided it.

mike
7 years ago

Caption, The Bunnets 8 weans.or,

Young KKK members learning Africanas history,the bigoted version, or

Young donkeys learn how to wear their harness,or

Young referees learn the rules of fitba.

Big T
7 years ago

Caption: James Traynors daily laxative intake. When asked why so much Mr Traynor replied “Well we must keep the shite flowing”.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Mike wrang caption yer looking at M8 or its just pish

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

He cannae see the caption, due to having a carboardy cutout dunces hat thingy over his head 🙂

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Sometimes i even post captions that arny even there,auld age disny come easy,canny see or hear,but im telt im great in bed,at sleeping.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Caption,: The milky bars are on me.

BroxburnBhoy
7 years ago

Caption: Let me just serve up you journos with some “anything but the truth serum”

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

Caption: The Loudmouth Tavern serve milk to go along with the cornflakes,pies & sandwiches in a world-class breakfast welcoming the 4 City fans who took them up on their invite

Big Nutz
7 years ago

Did Gordon say that he hasn’t spoken to the manager in weeks? Does anyone else find that odd?

jimmybee
7 years ago
Reply to  Big Nutz

Just how it is m8. Brendan said he was putting dorus in goal explained why, and told Craig to go and work on aspects of his game. The manager is not their pal remember,and most times it will be Davies who takes the training.
There was no need for Gordon to approach the manager.

7 years ago

I’ll no see the gemm the morn as I’ll be at the airport, obviously want us to win but am no too confident. Will be delighted to be proven wrong. Just gie it yer best Celtic, that’s aw a ask. MON THE HOOPS! (Monti ah wore a Tic t-shirt last night nae bother, but ah know whut yi mean, most bars are Ajax )

iancelt67
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

dutch are boring cunts

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  iancelt67

I disagree in fact a few i met blew me off…….i mean away 🙂

jimmybee
7 years ago

Celtic team that faced Barca to win 2-1 was this.
Forster,
Lustig Ambrose Wilson Matthews.
Commons Wanyama Ledley Mulgrew
Miku Samaras.
Watt came on for Lustig Kayal for Sammy.

What we had was a real desire to win. This current Celtic team,is short of the Defensive midfield power of Wanyama in the middle,along with Ledley.
This is where we are weak, Brown Bitton Armstrong McGregor not as good as them at protecting the back four.
This is why I think we should go 5 at the back.
3 centre backs plus 2 wing backs and a sitting midfielder.
gordon
Eric Toure Jose,
Rwb Lustig. LWB Tierney.
Brown central def midfielder.
Forrest Dembele Sinclair.
Griff.
If Griff not fit Rogic in midfield Dembele up top.
Subs OConnell Izzy Gamboa, Rogic Roberts Armstrong.Goalie
I think this would enable us to press quicker,and attack with speed. What’ is your best 11 and formation tomorrow.
HH

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Andybhoy,
Can just see Charlie saiz trying to google the players names lol

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

M, doubt he could get his keyboard working properly to google anything, either too slimy or jammed solid with his dirty dirty fixation.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Just get fucking intae them!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmybee,

Gordon

Lustig
Toure
Simunovic
Tierney

Forrest
Brown
Sviatchenko
Sinclair

Griffiths

Dembele

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Caption ‘ when does the succulent lamb come, garçon?
As their playmaker appears to be out tomorrow, we stand a chance.
If we hold them for twenty minutes they migh feel the strain of playing at Parkhead. Wait a minute EBT Souness, known now as ten a quote says we have no chance, maybe a Blackburn coming up

connolly's chair
7 years ago

Sam Allardyce sacked!
Radio Snyde promoting Warbs already.He He!

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

The ‘Helen’s Excitement’ goes down a treat at Etims towers.

Funkyy
7 years ago

I posted this very late yesterday and it didnae appear until even later!! Great Diary today again Ralph. You can feel the anticipation for Wednesday’s match in the posts that are being made. I watched the “Copa America” matches and while Kun Aguero is an excellent striker he didn’t shine in that competition and did he-haw against the wee Chile-willies in the final, even when they were down to 10 men. Argentina had Messi playing too but they still didn’t win. So what if the EPL is daft enough to pay exorbitant sums for players that flatter to deceive..it’s 11 against 11 on the night and if you want to win bad enough you will win.
Our players got gubbed 7-0 by Barca and got a dressing down from the manager…they can take how all that felt and channel it into a “let’s show them” performance backed by 60,000 Celtic fans turning the air electric.
Souness is already being asked his opinion about the match in the media (WTF has it to do with him?..oh, that’s right, the media have to have some “rangers” connection with big European matches) and typically gives us next to no chance and bemoans the low level of Scottish football..which brings me nicely to the night we played Barca in 2012 and the panel consisting of Souness, Gary Lineker and two others said that Barca would win 2-0 or 3-0..that Celtic wouldn’t even score. And these panelists are paid a small fortune for their “expert” (unbiased ?) opinions.
The attitude on Wednesday by the players to all the media should be “We didnae come here to praise Man Shitty, we came to bury them.” (copyright Marc Antony).
3-2 Celtic. HH

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Luv potion 99, (The real yin).

Come, come, come and enjoy yersell down at the auld Bull and Bush.

Funkyy
7 years ago

As the money crisis at Ibrox worsens, the hospitality suite is reduced to serving milk…..the milkman to be paid later….maybe.

FredCDobbs
7 years ago

who

Funkyy
7 years ago

“Caption”

Monti
7 years ago

Caption:
” Hey Sam can you come in first thing monday morning “?

Mr P.Epperoni

Pizza hut.

Half_Fool
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂

jimmybee
7 years ago

Hope Engerlund don’t come chasing oor Brendan, think he was on their list before.
Monti hope you had a great night on Saturday, the choice of Eric in there shows how weak we are, that’s why I think three centre backs and two wing backs offers greater protection.
Also allows our forward attacking midfielders to go get them,instead of worrying about defensive duties.
Hopefully I can get to one of the nights out soon.
HH

jimmybee
7 years ago

Caption, Play it again Sam says telegraph man, I will get the drinks in.

mike
7 years ago

Oh Mickey your so picky,hey Mickey,
Oh Mickey your so fine,you kin always blo ma mind,hey Mickey.

The auld hame toon looks the same and i am going hame to watch still game, but i am feeling pretty lame,as i stagger out in the rain just to see the Green Green Grass at the bottom of the lane.

Oh Mickey your so pretty,oh mickey,
Oh Mickey your so oh gie it a rest ffs.

mike
7 years ago

Just heard the news Brendans just of the phone,team news.

Gordon.

Lustig, Toure, Sumo. Tierny.

Forrest, Brown, Biton, Sinclair.

Rogic.

Dembele.

Subs, Roberts, Grif. Christie, Devreis, Sviat.

jimmybee
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

The best players have to play, we must find a system that suits.
Our best players for me,
Gordon
Lustig Toure Eric Tierney.
Forrest Rogic Brown Sinclair Roberts
Dembele if griff is not fit. If griff fit then Roberts onto the bench.
HH

jimmybee
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Hope Bitton doesn’t play m8 he slows us down too often.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Canny see him dropping him jimmy for this game,a new midfielder in Jan. but i am certain that Brendan will start him,but mibbee you are right and he will go with,Christie or Armstrong,he always throws in a suprise.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Dembele 9/2 to score anytime. Sinclair and Griff both 7/2. Will be on those.
Tierney 40/1 to score 1st 16/1 to score any time. Worth a couple of quid.
COYBIG

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

They say it’s still the same milk, but we all know it expired in 2012.

Cortes
7 years ago

“Milk of Magnesia”: just the job to settle the Bhoys’ stomachs. Gerrintaethum!

portpower
7 years ago

🙂

sevco 600 spam rolls of honor FC.

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

🙂

sevco menagerie tours FC.

mike
7 years ago

Common Celtic, Your day has arrived,show the world your passion,fight, determination and above all your skill,make us proud,make everyone aware of who you are,who you represent.Show us,prove to us that you are worthy of wearing those wonderful Hoops.
If ye ken yer History.

MattyBhoy
7 years ago

For the record, the game that Fernandinho is referencing Strachan was the manager and the result was 2-0. We had Milan and Benfica in our group and qualified in second place with three home wins.

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