Some contributors who send us articles ask if we v=can tidy them up a bit. Mike, a colourful character who comments regularly on the site sent us this. It would have been criminal of me to even attempt to “tidy it up “
As a Tim, you ken your history,you don’t need to go back to far to be aware of the tics success and we are all very aware of our history,ties and affiliations,we not like scum do not live in the past.
What can we look forward to? well its exciting at present but as the transfer window closes,we are decidedly underwhelmed,as per usual with the Boards attempts to match our expectations.(no change their then).
We have added Christian Gamboa a right back,who is far to quick to be caught and eaten by the SPFL lions or pussys,luv that name though Christian,dinny ken what i would have thought if his name was Agnostic Gamboa.
Also Doris DeVries,that name conjures up images of Pinnys and hair rollers,but mibbee Brendan was looking for a Hoose Keeper,whit about a Sweeper Brendan?or an Au Pair,wooft steady the buffs.
As Jozo limps back to Lennoxtoun decidedly annoyed with the Italians attempts to get him on the cheap,they must think we are desperate,well they havny met Pistol Pete,nabody but nabody messis with him.We were all expecting to see Messi, Xavi and Chabi, but are left with scabby, gabby and rabby,sometimes life just isny fair.
We all have our emotional ties and expectations and are unhappy when they arent met,but its a guid excuse to lambast the Board,well lets be honest thats all that they are good for.
What does the future hold for the Tims,lets forget about the relative failures of the past two years,we ken what we are faced with,the lies, distortions of the SMSM and the abject failure of the SFA and SPFL and focus on the many positives.
The appointment of our new Manager,who is very knowledgeable,experienced and along with his family roots which are firmly embedded in our clubs history and contains a big luv of the tic.he and Chris his assistant and staff are working tirelessly to fulfill our lofty dreams and expectations.Their knowledge in bringing in a team of players,welding them together and blending them to play the Celtic way of playing off attacking attractive fitba.
If anyone doubted that Brendan’s hand would be on the tiller,then their is no doubt now,phew, Hossana,thanks be to you Brendan,mahn i have that shivery feeling of expectation running down my back bone,past my buttocks,down my leg and into my fitba.Its just great and i canny wait to see this newish team on the pitch,our next match against thems,is going to tell us about the team and what we can expect to see this season.Then the games will come thick and fast,Barca–oooh who will allow us to see many of our ain supporters in Lionel etc.playing for them.Man. Shitty. two of the ritchest teams in the world of fitba.as well as Munchen Gladbach (eating and glad to be back).Germains as that auld comic on the Comedians,Stan Boardman would say,that curly haired scouser,mahn they scousers can tell a joke.
Wow thats feckin brill.here comes that shiver again and its no Christmas yet,naw cos this is better than Christmas,no mair talc.and socks please.
What are my expectations this season,well,i canny wait for Sussana Hossana Reid to come back on the telly,i have missed you mucho Susana,as you ken she is a spit Crystal Palace supporter,a heathen just waiting for conversion to the Tic.
Seriously my expectations are high,expect the best said my auld Da,aim high and why not? i havny felt this excited since St.Martin arrived to lead us to the Holy Grail of fitba.Here we go for six in a row,you can hear the sound of them boakin across the South Side.The Scoddish Cup, The League Cup and watching us compete as best we can in the Hosanna C.L.especially in front of those wonderful,wonderful Tic. supporters,who for me arny the twelth man,cos they will always be Numbero Uno for me.
Think about those supporters who travell far and wide to support the Tic. from Ireland the Isles, Engerland and elswhere,including our ain Diary Writer Ralphy and Desi who travel all the way from LA.LA Land to support the team,seriously these Bhoys get up early and travel hundreds of miles to support the Tic. I salute you one and all for your loyaly and indefatigueability.Yous are special Bhoys.
Our internet Bampots,bhoys yous do a great job,keeping us entertained,with your wit and humour,but most importantly telling us the truth and making and explaining the facts to us,discussing all things Celtic,keep on telling the truth the way it is without the lies and distortions,keep on making us aware of the facts.They willna like to hear it and they dinna like it up them,without you we would be lost.Salutations to you all.
We luv yoo Brendan,oh yes we do,we luv you Brendan oh yes its true,we luv you Brendan we do (always hate the high yins) oh Brendan we LUV.you.
And its goodnight from him and its goodnight from me,keep safe and keep the faith.
Mike, what a great read, summed up how we all feel and was very funny too.I travel from Leeds when I can and every game is a long away day leaving at silly o’clock( especially on 12pm kick offs) and last two seasons were so depressing but the excitement’s back and we’re all up for it. Hail Hail!
Hail Hail, Lainie, Luv that name btw, i would luv to read your timetable for the games,if you have the time and the inclination.Still i salute you,creak,thats my heed bowing in salutation and thank yoo.
At least five errors in the first sentence. You could at least have attempted to tidy it up, man!
Sorry ramadam a ding dong.
mahn they scousers can tell a joke.
Soup all over keyboard at that peach!
Bravo!
What are you doing eating soup at this time of the day?
Ge back tae work ya lazy hoor 🙂
HE.HE.HE.
Mike,
Good stuff my teuchter friend!
Cheers pal,You are a star.
Twinkle Twinkle little star,OH shut the feck up.
Great stuff Mike, love the undoctored Scots pouring of the page!
Elcormarco I luv you mhan, p.s. its OFF the page. HE HE just sayin like.
Can’t believe I’ve just spent five minutes of my life reading that pish.
Only kiddin’.Hail Hail Mike.
Five minutes? Mahn your a slow reader,it only took me 3 to write it.Ha.Ha.
Luv that name btw.It doesny say much but it says and means a heck of a lot.
Mibbee it is and mibbee it isny,me that is!.
Hail, Hail neebs and thanks for reading,yoo deserve a medal.
Wish I hadn’t use the apostrophe though,my mistake,Doh!
BTW,is that a photo of you at the top of the page?
Google translate – Dundonian
Hey Doc,Whits up the noo?
I am calling yoo,hoo a hoo,oh a hoo,
will yoo answer troo,a hoo,oh a troo,
Whit that meant, I’ve no got a cloo.
Neither doo I Doc. This pish just flows oot.There must be summit in ma heed,something so strong.HeHe.
mike,
Ye’ve jist cost me a fortune in incontinence breeks and hankies. What a piece of wit! – and some serious points, of course. Dundee’s own has sent The Bard into oblivion and the Royal Company might as well shut up shop for their Willie is now a dick and Oor Big Wullie is Poet Laureat supreme – the Irish version, of course. mike ye’re a joy to read, may man and lang may ye’r lum reek wae ye’r humour and verse. it is a fitting write for the 5th anniversary.
H H over and over!
Thank You Pensionerbhoy, I appreciate your comments,when it comes to wit,i!m not in your league,your posts are so funny,witty and elephant,that is why your comment means so much.H.H.
Are you sure that shivery feeling of expectation running down yer back and buttocks isnae the flu cumming on.
Great read Mike,all the best fae sunny Brisbane.
Thank you Tex,yer no sae bad yersell,lucky bassa in the sun,seen that once this year and this is supposed to be summer.Tex. The Aussie cowbhoy.H.H.
That wiz rage man – I didny ken yo could bile up a braw paragraph or two. It wiz Magic Mike one hoor ii a piece Mun! Love it HH
Cheers Broxburn, Yer a guid mahn,hope your guid and preachin the Tic. faith.Keep on keepin on.H.H.
No sign of Rocky in here….must be in the gym.
Yo Adrian
Stop it yoo,yoo are a BAHD mahn.
Brilliant read Mike. THANK YOU. Laughed from start to finish. Susanne Hosanna brilliance. Going by the comments, thanks for making us all laugh. HH
Thank yoo Holy Poet, YOU are the star,i the amateur.
H.H.