Etims Hunlines 18/08/16

Etims Hunlines 18/08/16

Its been a fun packed week and the Etims hotline is burning red….

 

HUNLINES


HELLO…HELLO..CAN YOU HEAR ME CAUSE WE CANT HEAR ANYTHING – Hapoel Team, Deafstruck

Oh this is what those nights are like..we had forgot to be honest – Celtic fans, everywhere


After taking the kids to school, i thought it only fair that I  take the Hapoel keeper too – Leigh G

I always expect wee Leigh to score given half a chance but there was nae need for the hug and kiss son, stick to Tinder – Brendan, Flattered but no interested

I heard Leigh Griffiths just wants to be like me..any chance of a job swap? – Gary Hooper, The Dumps


So I’m like “Gies it Gies it”, you know me, I was just dying to get back to the Edinburgh Festival, I am Kulchir CSC – Broony

Thats Scott Brown now made more appearance than any other Celt including me! Quality over quantity eh folks? – Big Billy


Super sub…no just super thanks! – Moussa, Cloud 9

Coming on for an injured Mikel Lustig…any chance Dafabet can have that as an in-play gamble please – Jankoman

I loved scoring that goal, sadly the effort to lift my leg 2 foot off the ground had me knacked the rest of the game – Tom Rogic

Apologies for that second 20 mins..you know what its like trying to get up off the couch after half time!  – Celtic Team


A cracking “All in” Casino Tifo and the  shirts sponsored by a gambling company…its a big conspiracy – Paranoid CSC

Palestinian Flags at Parkhead…down with this sort of thing – Father Ted CSC – Israeli Branch

Palestine Flags..Oh boohoo….what you all wailing at!- Green Brigade


Dont forget..it wont be long before Im back too…just saying like.. Wee Patrick, Light Training

 And me! – Erik, Bench

And me!! – Simo – Rehab

And me!!!…what, what??…Too soon? – Dedryk, Main Stand

Dont worry, we’ll be fine…sob – Kris and Efe, Taxi rank


( THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT AT PRESS CONFERENCE!)

Brendan, can i take this CL interview opportunity to ask you about Joey Barton – Scottish Hack

Memo to self – have  arsehole Hacks privileges removed – Celtic PR

Memo to self – have arsehole Celtic PRs privileges removed – Ralph Malph