Its been a fun packed week and the Etims hotline is burning red….
HUNLINES
HELLO…HELLO..CAN YOU HEAR ME CAUSE WE CANT HEAR ANYTHING – Hapoel Team, Deafstruck
Oh this is what those nights are like..we had forgot to be honest – Celtic fans, everywhere
After taking the kids to school, i thought it only fair that I take the Hapoel keeper too – Leigh G
I always expect wee Leigh to score given half a chance but there was nae need for the hug and kiss son, stick to Tinder – Brendan, Flattered but no interested
I heard Leigh Griffiths just wants to be like me..any chance of a job swap? – Gary Hooper, The Dumps
So I’m like “Gies it Gies it”, you know me, I was just dying to get back to the Edinburgh Festival, I am Kulchir CSC – Broony
Thats Scott Brown now made more appearance than any other Celt including me! Quality over quantity eh folks? – Big Billy
Super sub…no just super thanks! – Moussa, Cloud 9
Coming on for an injured Mikel Lustig…any chance Dafabet can have that as an in-play gamble please – Jankoman
I loved scoring that goal, sadly the effort to lift my leg 2 foot off the ground had me knacked the rest of the game – Tom Rogic
Apologies for that second 20 mins..you know what its like trying to get up off the couch after half time! – Celtic Team
A cracking “All in” Casino Tifo and the shirts sponsored by a gambling company…its a big conspiracy – Paranoid CSC
Palestinian Flags at Parkhead…down with this sort of thing – Father Ted CSC – Israeli Branch
Palestine Flags..Oh boohoo….what you all wailing at!- Green Brigade
Dont forget..it wont be long before Im back too…just saying like.. Wee Patrick, Light Training
And me! – Erik, Bench
And me!! – Simo – Rehab
And me!!!…what, what??…Too soon? – Dedryk, Main Stand
Dont worry, we’ll be fine…sob – Kris and Efe, Taxi rank
( THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT AT PRESS CONFERENCE!)
Brendan, can i take this CL interview opportunity to ask you about Joey Barton – Scottish Hack
Memo to self – have arsehole Hacks privileges removed – Celtic PR
Memo to self – have arsehole Celtic PRs privileges removed – Ralph Malph
Is this a joke? Did someone ask about Joey Barton at the press conference? If so, how did Brendan react? Surely Celtic’s PR team need to warn these idiots that they cannot ask non-football questions. One way tos top them doing this is to start and refer to them as Sevco or comment on their death, they will soon stop it then. please can some one confirm if this question was actually asked and by who? As I simply can’t believe even they would be so trivial?
Hello John,I don`t know if that question was asked either but I widnae put it past the Scottish msm,any thing too put our great club down ANYTHING.
John, read todays E-Tim Diary,Ralphy explains it.
Desi,ya we devil,like it, like it,like it.
Oh Joey,Joey, Joey,your jelousy is never ending.
Tring, Tring,whoes a scabby cnut.
You can ring your bell,bell,bell,
you can go to hell,hell,hell,
Mirror,mirror on the wall,whoes the daftest of them all,
is it jabba,is it king,is it hell its joey the farton,who likes to sing,whoes an ugly bhoy then.
Leigh has just bought a twenty seat carrier tarrier,to take the bairns to school,well theres six on the WEHEY.
Whers ma green teeheeshirt,the won yoo promised?
The full Transcript is in todays Diary..link below
Palestinian Fenian Army on Tour,Next Stop,ISRAEL!!!!COYBIG!!!GIRFUTB!!!
idiots
Deadhead,Name says it all,Mind Ye.HH
DeadHead.No doubt about it,Bhoys with Palestinian flags have done our Club Proud,In just showing how decent and proper it is to be a Tim.What have you done that can merit such Acclaim.IDIOT!!!!
Please tell me this was a spoof. I listen to the BBC coverage of Brendan’s press conference they bounce back to the studio when the question or the answer is being translated which is fair enough. Last night there was an odd moment when they went to the press conference as a question was being asked, then they heard itI couldn’t there was a silence and Richard Girdin said either that was an odd question or that won’t get an answer then you heard Brendan say something so they “Oh there is an answe” then mire silence then ” They’re going on to the next question.” That could have been it but surely not.
If it happened please find out which hack and which rag he works for.
If the Celtic manager is going to be asked his response to the ramblings of half wits on social media they may as well trawl for every troll , drunk and psycho and quote them.
Just think Brendan here is Billy Lotal
In West Lotjian he says he hates all fenians wants to
kill the Pope and enjoys being a paedophile , how do you feel about Billy opinion?
Tell me it didnt really happen someone please.
Another good display from Brendan’s bhoys, just as pity it’s being spoiled by the morons with their constant IRA chants, they seem to want our club to get into trouble at every turn.
Ooh aah up the Ra sing ooh aah up the Ra!
Each and Every Celtic Minded Suppirter of Our Beautiful Club SHOULD be Proud of Our Bhoys of the Green Brigade and the Furling of Palestinian Flags against that Hapoel Beershaber.What a fantastic and wonderful way to show Support for a Just Cause.And still The Bhoys are doing our Club PROUD!!!Making sure that the people in Gaza Know We Are All Right Behind Them.Its never too late to get your hand in your wallet or purse and Help.Thats what Celtic is All About These poor folk need All The Help they can get.All the Injustices and Slaughter these poor people face on a daily basis is Bloody Heartbreaking.These people arent TERRORISTS!!!Isis etc are the Terrorists and they are ISRAELI SECRET INTELLIGENT SERVICE!!!WAKE UP PEOPLE!This idiot Al Bagdadhi from isis is actually an Israeli Mossad Agent.And that is a Bloody Fact.
Mon The HooPs,Every Celtic Supporter should be Beaming with Pride for the Green Brigade and Any other Decent Minded Celtic Supporter Who was involved in waving Palestine Flags,HH.Each and everyone of you are Absolutely what the Celtic Family are all about,S,posed Celtic fans who are whining and moaning about you lot go for the Football.Thats all fine and well But what makes you think that gives you the Rite to Accuse The Backbone of our amasing Club of bringing our club into disrepute.Its actually You so called Celtic minded fanz that are in need of a Reality Check.As each and every single Celtic Supporter Knows,Glasgow Celtic is and Always has been More Than A Club.Its A Way Of Life.And someday sooner rather than later.We should Never Ever Forget That.
Bangbon Jinky, fuck the prawn sandwich brigade
Roll On 10th September,Lets see how the Newest Team in the Scottish Premier Handles the Occassion at Paradise.I sense a Humiliating Defeat for Sevco.COYBIG*********HH
;););)Get In There,Mon The HooPs.5-1 HeeFeckinHaw