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Celtic Diary Friday July 1: Rodgers Out!

Thats’s “Rodgers Out “, before any of the players go drinking and forget to put things away after they’ve been to the toilet.

Celtic shook away the summer slumbers with a 2-2 draw against Celje in slovenia last night, and the word on the street is the new manager he has until the end of the tour to sort things out.

That saves the media saying it, I suppose.

The game was what it was. A pre season amble and a chance for Rodgers to say it was only a friendly.

Perhaps the sense of disappointment comes as a reaction to the sense of anticipation pre match.

I missed it due to traffic on the M6, but got a text around about half time saying “Rodgers Out”, which was a little surprising, but I managed to calm down the sender, and he sent me a selfie in reply..

This after his somewhat ludicrous attempt to show he’s still capable of picking out a good player before anyone else as well. tut tut.

That picture, of course, is a fake. It’s not him at all. Its someone else.

As we know, Peter often uses a double to offer the perception of omnipresence.

Nadir Ciftci managed two goals last night-his first and his last-for the new manager, with Tom Rogic getting the other.

First and last. Tee hee. And thats no matter how many more games he plays.

Its not for me to comment on the game, as I didn’t see it, so we’ll leave that to others..

Manager Brendan Rodgers..

“It was really nice to see the boys pulling on the kit for the first time,

 

.…getting back in the changing room and on to the pitch. 

“As a manager you look to see that relationship you’ve worked on in training in a game.

“We need to develop our football fitness but there was some positives with the young players who came in. They showed they have the nerve to play.

“Yeah I thought it was excellent. We are obviously just a week or so into it, so to get the game this early doesn’t normally happen. But I thought our application was very good.

“Second half was better than the first because it was a quicker game. We pressed much better and showed a good mentality even though it’s a pre season game.”  

Hang on, who writes this stuff ?

Rodgers continued the Deila soundalike with his assessment of Nadir Ciftci’s contribution…

“I thought he was excellent. He has worked very hard in training and has taken on board that the striker needs to be able to press and work how we want him to play.

“We saw that, he was pressing the centre-half and the goalkeeper. He got in a good position to score. He held the ball up really well, so I thought he was excellent.

“I need to assess him. I’ve seen a lot of players for the first time but I had seen him as a young player.

“I remember him at Portsmouth when he was really young against my son who was at Chelsea, and he was a talent then.

“He was mobile, if we can get that mobility back into his game he’s got a good idea for football. He has talent.

“He’s worked very hard and it’s good for him to get the goal.”

I think maybe I’ll look for someone elses opinion on the game.

Anyone elses , in fact.

It appears Kristoffer Ajer started the game -at centre half, showing that Rodgers has the English mentality of playing the big guy at the back no matter what else he can do.

If its the case that we had no one else who could play there, then we will have a real problem on our hands in a fortnights time, when the qualifiers begin..

Come to think of it, even if we sign someone ahead of the game, we’ll still have a real problem.

Remember Gordon Strachans comments in his book about the fullback who had never met his team mates before the game ? That ended well-for Artmedia Bratislava.

Playing Ajer at centre half made no sense. There must be a youngster that can play there, if the rest are injured/out of contract/shite.

An hour and a half of football and i have my doubts already, not based on the peformance-I didn’t see it-but on the selection.

In the interests of balance, lets have a look at the official websites match report…

CELTIC manager Brendan Rodgers has praised his side’s mentality after they came back from two goals down to draw 2-2 in their opening pre-season match.

The Scottish champions kicked-off their run of games in Slovenia tonight (Thursday) at the Arena Petrol against NK Celje and went a goal behind shortly before the half-hour mark when the home team’s captain, Danijel Miskic, converted with a first-time shot from a low corner.

The Celje skipper then made it 2-0 with a sublime free-kick after the break but after shuffling the pack entirely at half-time, Celtic eventually found the net 10 minutes into the second-half through Nadir Ciftci.

The Hoops striker did well to spark the fight back with his well-placed header from Stuart Armstrong’s cross before an exquisite piece of skill and an equally impressive finish from Tom Rogic drew the Celts level.

As the clock ticked down the Bhoys remained in the ascendancy but Celje held on for the draw and afterwards the Celtic manager praised his team’s resilience for battling back into the game.

“It was an excellent work out for us,” said the Celtic boss after taking charge of his team in match action for the first time. “The overall agenda of the game was to develop our fitness, and there certainly was that, so I’m very pleased.

“In the second-half the game was much quicker but we’re only just over a week into pre-season and normally the games don’t come so early but I was very pleased with the overall attitude.

“Even though it’s only a friendly and the result isn’t the most important, when you’re 2-0 down it’s still good to show that mentality to come back.”

The match was the first opportunity for the manager to truly put his players under the microscope and he took full advantage, fielding two separate teams in each half.

The side which started the game more closely resembled last season’s league title-winning squad but it was in the second-half that the Bhoys prevailed and worked their way back into the game with a young defence and Ciftci leading the attack.

The Turkish striker spent a year on loan in his homeland but made a positive impact on his return to action for Celtic and the manager praised him for his overall play.

“I’ve only joined the club and this is only my second week with the players so a lot of them I haven’t seen play before,” he explained. “I know a lot of the players and have seen some videos but until you get them under your eye first hand and see them in a game situation then you can judge better then.

“It was a good game for our fitness, they were a good side, bright, lively on the ball, but I thought in the second-half we were excellent.

“I thought he (Ciftci) was excellent. I thought he held the ball up really well, he pressed the ball and we ask our strikers to have that ability to press the game and the goalkeeper and I thought he was very good.

“His hold up play was excellent, he brought others in and obviously it was good positioning to score his goal so I thought he was very good.”

Oh bloody fuck.

He’s still on about Ciftci.

Are there forces at work here, in the current climate of political shennanigans, telling him all the wrongs things to say, with a view to getting him sacked ?

This could all go tits before the kids are back at school..

I think I’ll get my new match day t shirt out

 

With the Champions League about to start, there is a need for familiarity among the players, a sense of spirit to carry the body, which is not quite ready for the high intensity of these games, and the mind, which will will have to be equally sharp, through the crucial weeks ahead.

So its good to know that at least one thing is familiar….

Celtic midfielder Scott Brown trained on his own yesterday.

Brown has picked up a knock, and although his injury problem is not expected to be severe, the Bhoys did not want to task any risks with their captain.

Brown missed much of the back end of last campaign after picking up an injury, and Brendan Rodgers wants the Scotland international to be fully fit for the start of next campaign. 

Brown was, therefore, forced to train on his own yesterday – as Celtic’s coaches put him through his paces. 

Thats fom the Daily Mail, so there might be nothing in it, but -and perhaps if i’d seen the game i wouldn’t be so worried-theres a few alarm bells ringing and a few butterflies fluttering.

Mind you, thats how its supposed to be, isn’t it ?

The Europa league qualifiers began last night, with Hearts and Aberdeen in action. they both won, and so the co-efficient is alright, but their rustiness was evident as bith sides struggled initially-at least according to twitter updates.

In fact, Aberdeen were level until the 93rd minute, before scoring twice in injury time. The unusually long period of added on time helped, as it seemed bith clubs got stronger as the games went on, and Celtic’s management needs to take note of this, and adapt. Maybe play a friendly in the afternoon or something.

There now follows a short musical interlude, while  go for a fag….

Lisbon Lion posted this on twitter, and despite having a number of cds with old tunes on it, I’ve never heard this one. How does it go ?

Speaking of twitter, I spotted an important survey on there you might like to enter…

Right, it’s Friday, and that means its time for

Knob Of The Week  

sometimes you don’t need to do a lot, or say a lot to win the most prestigious award on the web, and this week just three words, presumably uttered when his guard was down, or his mind elsewhere, have helped secure a first, and hopefully last victory for one man…

 “Nadir was excellent. ”  

I say helped because , again in the face of highly credible opposition, it wasn;t quite enough to win, but he compounded it earlier in the week by wearing this..

Congratulations Brendan Rodgers, who becomes the first manager of Celtic to be the Etims Knob Of The Week  . 

Caption competition now, and yesterdays picture, drew several chuckle raising responses.. but a clear winner again

KEIGHLEY BHOY June 30, 2016 at 9:50 am · Edit · Reply →

Strathclyde’s stormtroopers find time for another game of Fenian Piñata”. …

As Etims colleague Desi Mond pointed out, its not difficult to imagine the morning briefing at police headquarters finishing off with a chorus of

“If You Like Fenian Pinata, and hitting Tims at the game, ”

We’ve just helped their next recruitment drive….

Today, have a shuftie at this…

 

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Dziekanowskis nightclub child
7 years ago

Brendan Rodgers tells everyone how good Ciftci is

Tim Buffy
7 years ago

Caption: New,improved wi-fi system now up and running at Ibrokes.

Bob Cobb
7 years ago

Pat Nevin tries in vain to hear the sevco fans singing the Billy Boys…

Half_Fool
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob Cobb

Nice one Bob

james mcguire
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob Cobb

time for a hearing test Pat

7 years ago

Caption: sevco install two new sewage pipes to get rid of any shite. Dave King gave a statement on their official website, extending his thanks to Jabba and Level 5 for financing this improvement, but pointed out that the effluent was spilling out onto the Daily Record, and other Scottish media outlets.

7 years ago

The song in question is to the tune of the wearing of the green.

7 years ago

Don’t think to much should be read intae last night’s kick about, every player starts with a clean slate so should be awarded the opportunity to try impress the new gaffer, my only concern would be the lack of cover at centre half still, but in Rodgers i trust. Let’s face it, Rodgers has only been training with the bhoys just over a week and managed a draw away from home, Roy Hodgson managed England for 4 year and only won 3, yes 3 games in all competitive competitions, and in the end completed total humiliation for his country, so Brendan has a bit more breathing space to go yet. THANK YOU for the prestigious caption award, i will sit it on my imaginary mantel peice along with my imaginary Scottish player of the year award, Goal of the season award and my ” I hate huns, old and new ” certificate,given to me by Charles Green….HH

The Holy Poet
7 years ago
Reply to  KEIGHLEY BHOY

hahaha loved that Keighley Bhoy.

Paul Mac
7 years ago
Reply to  KEIGHLEY BHOY

? Are qualifying games not competitive? Or are you just talking about tournament games ?

VooDude
7 years ago

At his South African home, Dave King reveals his gullabillie tracking device, enabling him to locate any blue pounds he hasn’t yet acquired.

mike
7 years ago

Caption, EH what did you say?

Last nights game against Cludgie,telt me one or two things,some players are not ready for first team fitba or good enough for the Tic.That Brendan will bring in 2/3 new players is a given and that they will go straight into the first team squad,also a few of the younger players will gain greater experience in Development,or lower leagues.Some but not all are good enough.The new seasons team IMHO will be.
Gordon,Lustig/Ralston,Duffy,Sviet,K.T.
Brown,Rogic,Armstrong/McGregor,
Roberts,Dembele/Griff, Sinclair/Forrest.
Please remember that is only MY opinion.Do you agree?H.H.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Caption, Celtic TV bring in extra large speakers so that we can hear what they say.(Thank Feck).

bgbhoy
7 years ago

rodgers has had well over 8 days now to get this right, last nights first half performance was totally unacceptable, i mean the stats show we dominated the game and had more throw ins but this is a results driven business… has anyone got ronny’s number?

in all seriousness you could see they where trying something different, alot of one touch passing when over the halfway line, will take time to implement and i think we could use a flair player as well

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Agree bgbhoy, If anyone thinks that it is just a training exercise well its all about the Manager observing and even at this stage making judgements. I totally forgot about the poss. of Joe Allan being part of the above.Time will tell.We have the makings of a great first team squad and bearing in mind the number of games we play,then we will need them all.

Raymobhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

I thought Roberts is a flair player?

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Raymobhoy

if your willing to put all your hopes for the new season in patrick roberts you feel free.. theres no doubting hes a talent, but hes also only 19 and if im correct never played in europe… we need a lubo type player or even a samaras with experience….

JIMBO
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Fair Point, there is a lack and has been for many years of a “playmaker” in the middle of the park. A lubo esq type player …

giggsy
7 years ago

Glad I don’t read this to cheer myself up.

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

Caption: The Glasgow Ice-cream Van wars continue as tne (El) Di Marco family reveal their latest weapon: XXXXL Pokey Hats

Greenmaestro
7 years ago

Mark Warburton inspects two new magic hats.

Cortes
7 years ago

Caption:
Just one cornetto?
Nah, gie me two.

7 years ago

Brendon’s thinking this guy at e.tims who wrote this is a prick!

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

FFS Chill out Of course, we would all have liked to see a better, up-beat performance last night and there were a few things which suggest Brendan is still toying with things and finding out what he has to work with, but pre-season friendlies are notoriously irrelevant & unpredictable.

I’m not sure about Cifci either, but if he improves (massively) in lots of areas, I’m willing to give him another chance. – There’s no doubt the player we saw with the Arabs looked like he could do a job for us. – Maybe – with a bit more mobility he still can and become one of those players we can have on the bench who can come on and change our options in attack.

As for Ajer. We all know we need a CB pronto, but in the absence of better options, we could do worse than pairing him with Erik IF that’s what we’re stuck with. Rather him than Efe anyday!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  CarlJungleBhoy

Mibbee Cifti needs a mobility scooter,the wages he gets he should be able to afford wan.

maryhillbhoy
7 years ago

Jesus Ralph its a pre season kick-about I think we can be a bit more relaxed for the minute

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  maryhillbhoy

i dont think he’s being serious

TONY CARLIN
7 years ago

Says Magic hat “sorry Mr King, i still cant see the warchest”

Timtimterooo
7 years ago

No, sorry still cannot see Kings investment!!

John A
7 years ago

Hi Ralph, can u nominate someone who nominated someone for knob of the week?

CarllJungleBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  John A

Can you nominate someone else who asked if you could nominate someone who nominated someone for knob the week? – Asking for a friend 🙂

7 years ago

Caption…” Craig Whyte listens tae the sevco match live from the prison garden.”… KTF

Greenmaestro
7 years ago

No Mr McCoist you didn’t just shag Madonna.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Greenmaestro

No he didn’t, he was shagging Patsy Kensit as his son lay I’ll in hospital.
Super Ally tho….

desdamoaner
7 years ago

The search for Dixie’e penalty ball steps up a gear.

7 years ago
Reply to  desdamoaner

Bucksake Des, Nae need for that. Ah was at that gemm, that’s ma thought process for the the whole day beelin! HAIL HAIL N aw that!

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: The original Tannoy facility opens up in Dundee, the first recorded message is from Dundee City Council, ” We are sorry for the delay bit we expect electricity, soap and hot running water to be introduced to our citizens soon “!

The year is 2016.

Ken.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Tee hee hee!!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

See you Bhoy,thats been recorded in my mammorey box.

mike
7 years ago

HA.HA.HA, you never disappoint,ya scabby cnut.You are just like my sheepies,you need injecting to prevent scabies and liver fluke.But nae shearing.HE.HE.
Funny face thing.(yellow ba).

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

🙂

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Thats the one.

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption….(Member of the SMSM) What’s that you’re you saying about Resolution 12 ?.. Nope, nope, still can’t hear you.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Speak up Peter ffs.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Aye Mike, that probably works better.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Sad to say Andy but you are right.btw mine was not intended as a caption,just a statement of disgust.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
It isn’t going to happen.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,I believe you are right and have been right since this issue was first raised,believe it or not my Res 12 T shirt arrived today.
I must be niave cos I was sure that he would make a statement.I cannot for the life of me understand why he cannot.

7 years ago

Really fed up with people ridiculing players , you get it on forums all the time , anyone who didnt play for delia is pish , commons is fat and finished and now cifti after scoring is still pish. How much of cifti have you saw to form your opinion coz any time i saw him he was out of position or in cameo roles unable to make an impact before the special one shipped him out to bring in people like cole and ckr which really worked out for him! Im glad hes getting a chance and rodgers is undoing half the stuff that clown delia did

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Well said Delbhoy.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Delbhoy,
If Brendan trusts Ciftci, that’ll be good enough for me.
The one thing Ciftci should do is get himself superfit, just like me….cough!

basqueceltic
7 years ago

It was just a kick about ffs…..real games real team wind the necks in ffs…..Caption;New plan for a HOOTERS bar somewhere near ipox,to lure a more sophisticated type of fan………feck it late for work .laters skaters.HH.

m1kks
7 years ago

It was only a pre season friendly with basically the same players as last year. Why would anyone expect a different outcome?

The caption
Dave king finds the only pair of binoculars big enough to see how far Celtic are ahead of them!

HH

Barrebu
7 years ago

Caption comp. Warburton searching for Dave King’s war chest

Wufti67
7 years ago

Caption
New equipment for fans in the North stand lower so they can hear announcements

Johann Murdoch
7 years ago

Caption
Level 5 launch radio sevco !

Johann Murdoch
7 years ago

Caption

After 2-2 draw with Cludgie Celtic tv launch continuous emergency broadcast

“Keep calm its only a friendly fffs !!!”

mike
7 years ago

However you look at it,yesterday was Brendans first Competitive match, a friendly yes,but it was designed to offer HIM an oppertunity to watch ALL players in a competitive match.
It was not about the result but he was evaluating and experimenting with the squad,but he would still be making judgements based on what he saw.
Opinions are formed not on one competitive game,but are based on a series of games of all definations,all players will be aware of this and should be trying hard to impress the Manager.

ibhoy
7 years ago

OK, it’s a wind-up, ha-ha. But giving the new Celtic manager knob of the week is out of order, even as a joke. Hunnish behaviour.

Ciftci only scored one, not two.

And as for youngsters who can play at centre-half – two came on at half-time.

The kind of misreporting you would slag off the msm for.

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Totally agree Mike, it was two teams and he was reviewing his options. Any manager that starts running his players down to the Media is a fool, Rodgers is not a fool.
Overall the performance or what I could see from the great Celtic TV coverage is wahatyou expect at the start of the season, there is a long way to go.
Caption ‘Warbs’y at Ayr Races looking for another old donkey’

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

Cartvale, These young men are professional players they earn huge wages,any fitba match to them should be 100%,
Kick abouts are for the weans in the park,not,ever for pros.
Agree Rodgers is no fool and i have huge respect for him and his theories.He will get it right of that i am certain.H.H.

Chris hoy
7 years ago

Sevco hire state of the art equipment to perform eye and hearing tests for there “experienced” squad

Connollys chair
7 years ago

Madonnas bra looking to be filled by some other tits.Smsm?

steve
7 years ago

Got to ask in reply to todays diary….RALPH were you at the game? LOL

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

Sneaky Bassa, hope the sciatica is not to sair.or mibbee is.

7 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

Ralph you looked inti dry needling for pain relf on yer sciatica?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Bondibrian,
” dry needling”? Mike may be able to help out with a syringe or two.

Because it’s plain for us to see, that Fintry in Dundee,
Like to to take a bit of Meth intravenously…

Low lie the fields….

Devoy45
7 years ago

Caption:”Latest technology still fails to hear evidence of Tory Party having a human beating heart…”
Caption: “Latest technology listens in vain for intelligent life on Snake Mountain…”
Caption:”Latest technology fails to find integrity in the Scottish media…”
Caption: “Latest technology hears nothing to be concerned about in a pre-season friendly…”
My old neighbour fought at the Somme and was shell-shocked and ruined for the rest of his long life. Those millions of working class boys were killed or crippled in a war to defend the riches and empire of the upper classes (of many nations), the Monarchy and the privileged classes. Imagine, going to war because an Archduke was killed? The Church also colluded in forcing young men to enlist as did most politicians of the time. Surely, we should also honour those who tried to stop the war: John Maclean, Eugene V. Debs, Willie Gallacher and others as well as the thousands of conscientious objectors who were given white feathers as cowards, who were beaten and imprisoned. Future commemorations should be limited to those with a personal connection to those who were killed or maimed or those who opposed the war and not to those who forced them to go, including the monarchy, the politicians and Church.
Remember the old song: “Hey, ho, we hate to see them go, Gentlemen of Distinction join the army…” Young bhoys out there: don’t give up your one precious life for anyone other than someone you know or love. Remember the Somme? Of course, by remembering who sent those young men there to die in the first place, and They are still at it. World War Two was different and fought for different reasons.
Back to fitba, I’m gonna love Brendan Rodgers and the team he’ll help create. He may be able to play Ronny’s choices in better positions. Was last night mainly a 4-2-3-1?
Here’s what might work (4-3-3)
Gordon
Fisher/Sviatchenko/O’Connell/Tierney
Armstrong/Rogic/McGregor
Roberts/Griffiths/Christie
We all of a sudden need Duffy.
We need to get the ball forward quicker and the above 11 can do it.

7 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Ah wasn’t gonny mention the Somme for fear of the replies, but good on yi Decoy & Mike, ma grandfather fought and got wounded fighting. Til the end of his days he was a cantankerous auld Celtic supporting Socialist.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Bondibrian,
” For fear of the replies “?
Let me clear my throat.

I have the utmost respect for those who gave their lives for our freedom in both world wars, that is the bottom line.
I would have been glad of the opportunity to fight those evil Nazi bastards.
I would have liked to have been in Brad Pitt’s ‘ inglorious basterds ‘ hit squad.

I won’t be holding a minutes silence and they can fuck their union jack and fuck, fuck, fuck it again.

But privately and in my own way, I will acknowledge those who died in France.

Tiocfaidharla!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, very well said, it echoes my own thoughts.

7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

First world war was rampant elitism at its worsed, 2 world war was a fight against fascism. Course it was mostly the poor sufferd. A couple of Celtic players fell at the Somme. Terrible waste of life. I’ll pay ma respects but its no to the glorification of war but for the lost generations mowed down in battle…on each side.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Bondi,
Of course I agree with your thoughts on this, I manage to spare a thought as well for the children, men and women of Dresden, slaughtered by Bomber Harris.

Imagine calling your son Bomber?

mike
7 years ago

Hi Devoy,how ya doin? We all forget the sacrefice that many soldiers of all nations died on the Somme,hell on earth is the best desciption ive read.
The Archdukes assassination was just the excuse to start WW1,
The Prussians were preparing for this war from 1892 the Von Shleifaen plan.The wide right hook through Belgium,had meticulously been prepared since then,they even took weight measurements to ensure that the railway bridges could accommodate the weight of the troop trains.Barbara Tuchmans excellent book descibes it the best i have read.
London Irish,all the Irish regiments, North and South,the Tynside Irish et al. Brave, Brave men deserve our rememberance.As for them that sent them they deserve our disgust.

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,

The Kaiser was a megalomaniac whom even Bismarck couldn’t reign in. A bit of his renowned statesmanship would not have gone amiss-a well aimed bullet on a hunting trip,for instance-but his influence had gone along with his spark.

1914 was a long time in incubation. That it heralded the end of every empire on the planet may not have been a price worth the blood.

mike
7 years ago

Mick, that withered arm,the no love mother all contributed to that tormented brain.It is said that he changed his mind after being advised to commit to the plan and was much afraid.
How disgusting that all of that contributed to Hitler,with his withered brain,which also resulted in the deaths and the turmoil of millions through WW2.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
” Right lads, over the top ” must have been the worst tactical move in Europe…ever.
Unless we consider Craig Levein’s 1-10-0 tactics.

Ken 🙂

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

Ralph Malph in “Happy Days” shocker!

Ffs,bud. It was a run-out(yes,I know the euphemism)for the first chance to blow away some cobwebs.

I’ve put you on suicide watch meantime. Stay away from the razor blades.

And find a Plan B for the M6. Bastards have turned it into a 50mph dual carriageway. Nearly made me late for my ferry fae Cairnryan last year.

Bought a passport since,btw. It’s defunct following last week’s vote!

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

Looking at the photie,I would love to have burst a crisp poke!

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

But the obvious caption is

Can you hear the Rangers sing?

andybhoy
7 years ago

Surely you mean the The them.

Raymobhoy
7 years ago

If that was Bitton trying his hardest i dont think he will be with us for much longer.

Surprised no one mentioned Brendan wearing his Blue shirt. 😉

Broxburnbhoy
7 years ago

First practice game over – no news here folks. A run out and a bit of practice. calm doon!

7 years ago

Good practice match and shows what areas need strengthened,good eye opener for Brendan,as you can only see what players have about them in game time.

Paul1888
7 years ago

Ralph, think you need to have a word with the guys at Celtic TV… I have spotted a bit of plagiarism. There is now a Celtic TV diary.

Your good friend Summer has obviously been on Etims.

Caption: Dodgy Dave bursts the bank on mega phones so Joey can spout his bullshit that bit more loudly.

HH

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

I bet it doesn’t boast a donkey on there version.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

Is this regulated? 🙂

7 years ago

Caption Res 12 guys up the ante as it keeps falling on deaf ears.

Pablomc
7 years ago

Are people actually criticising how we played in our first pre season game?

Do remember when mogga was in charge and we won the emblem and won it in style????

I genuinely thought we would win everything that season, it didn’t turn out to well apart from a couple of magi goals from paddy.

Ffs. He’s been with the team 2 weeks and people are complaining.

He’s having a look at players in real games situations. They are getting fit and finding their touch again. You can’t judge any player or manager after their first friendly game of the season. Get a grip!!!!!!!
Hail hail.

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

The Ice Cream Wars get totally out of hand

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