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Celtic Diary Monday June 27: Forrest In Another Dispute

In yesterdays Diary , we pointed out that the one thing that would almost certainly guarantee winger James Forrest  a new contract would be the removal of his “girly ” hairstyle, and yet this advice looks set to be ignored.

Honestly, you offer sound career advice and its just tossed aside. Well, it will come back and haunt you. Here’s why.

Look at the following haircuts, and tell me which one would make you , as a defender, think twice about kicking a winger up in the air.

I trust he will now reconsider.  Maybe Brendan can have a word….

The picture at the top of the Diary is the players FIFA 13 profile pic-FIFA13 is a video game for football fanatics who can’t be arsed with the actual effort of running around kicking a ball, and you would have to agree he does look a little meaner in that photo, so it shows what can be done with a little effort.

 

The Evening Times, an Ibrox publication with a remit to try and occasionally involve other clubs, asks the question..

Brendan Rodgers turned Luis Suarez into Barcelona hero, can he transform James Forrest into a Celtic great?

and then goes on not to answer it, but still perpetuates the myth that Forrest turned down a new contract. He didn’t. Without the knowledge of Ronny Deila at the time, it was whipped away from him because he wanted to consider it.

Theres a few players at Celtic who will be glad of the new start under Rodgers. Especially if the Irishman gets to control all team matters.

Oh, by the way, a  wee urine soaked birdie tells us to pay particular attention to the Iceland game tonight, as their may be one of their side moving to Glasgow soon, though I haven’t the faintest idea which one, although he’s one of their bigger names. About thirty letters, we hear.

 

The squad are off to Slovenia today, and manager Brendan Rodgers is looking forward to getting to know his players better.

 “It’s early yet, but I am doing my assessing and, so far, what I’ve seen has been very positive.
 
“The attitude of the players has been very, very good, which is always refreshing. We have taken a great first step and now we go to Slovenia for what should be a very valuable couple of weeks for us. “When you’re away on trips like these, you get to know the players better, you understand more about them, you talk to individuals more. There we will start to form that special togetherness as a group that you need, because you can’t do anything without that.

“You can have the best team, but if you don’t have that spirit and togetherness, you won’t succeed.

“It also gives me a chance to assess how the fitness is coming along and time to work out what the most stable system and shape is going to be for us.

“I like my teams to be flexible tactically, but that’s going to take time.

“Physically, we’ll work on the fitness. Tactically, we’ll give them a better idea of the game and socially, it’s a chance for us to be together and get closer.

“It will be good, but at the same time it will also be intense.”  

So much so that fitness training will commence during the flight.

Well, he was hardly likely to say they were all shite, I suppose.

The idea of socialising together is a little encouraging, but at the same time a little worrying. With a press pack following, its important to realise that they won’t be interested in the work being done on the park, but merely in who gets drunk and falls down the stairs of a Slovenian massage parlour.

Be careful out there, and focus on the job in hand.

That job begins on Thursday, with the first game of the new era, and continues over the weekend.

You’ll note the shameless plug for Celtic TV there, which will be the only place to see the games. If you don’t count Slovenia.

Theres been a bit of talk around Fulham striker  Moussa Dembele, who is available on a free from Fulham. Of course, nobody is “free “, so its a matter really of who gives him the biggest package, which still leaves Celtic at a disadvantage.

He doesn’t seem impressed by whats on offer;

But you can’t really tell from that picture . Its from 2015.

His strike partner at Fulham, Ross McCormack offered an insight into where he will end up.

“If Celtic manage to sign Moussa, that will be a real coup for them. Wherever he ends up this summer, it will be at a good club.

“I would think Celtic will be doing well to get him. He is 19 years old and, halfway through his first full season playing in our team, he nearly went to Spurs.” 

 “Moussa has a bit of everything — pace, strength, is a decent finisher.

“He won’t drift out and put in a cross. He’s a real goalscoring centre-forward. He’s a very good young player who’s had a fine season and scored a few goals. It’s hard to know where he will end up.” 

Might as well have asked the cat, as he clearly has no idea where he’ll go.

Dembele himself has spoken of a desire to remain in the UK, which rules out a move to Scotland, who have expressed a desire to leave the UK.

There have been a lot of names bandied about, and to be honest, as Celtic usually sign someone not previously mentioned, then I’ll not get too excited about anything just yet, neither will I worry about the lack of incoming, as its important for the manager to assess what he has got, and what he feels he can do with them.

We spoke yesterday of a possible clear and present danger from Ibrox as “rangers ” enter the fray amongst the big boys, and its clear whilst those with any degree of knowledge about the game are fully aware of their sides limitations, one or two who have the platform to encourage the gullibillies have detached themselves from reality.

The Record have taken the economical step of allowing a few fan bloggers the column inches to put their own views across, and as ever, they make for intersting and thought provoking reading.

James MacFarlane is their voice from the Copland road…

THERE can be fewer individuals more divisive than Rangers Chairman Dave King in Scottish football.

For many he’s a ‘glib and shameless liar’, a charlatan who doesn’t have the money to cash the cheques he writes with his very loud mouth.

In contrast, for the army of Rangers fans who have watched his revolution since wresting the club from the clutches of Mike Ashley, he’s fast becoming a legend.

It’s now impossible to look at the huge strides the club has made and not marvel at the board’s achievements, the recent, brilliant series of communications with the fans serving to further strengthen this extremely satisfying body of work. 

However, it does appear to be possible to type whilst having ones head firmly placed between someones arse cheeks. Which may explain the somewhat unusual and er, dramatic style.

On the pitch the club has been promoted, playing the most exciting brand of football since the big-spending Advocaat era. We have a modern, professional manager who is bringing the elite standards of the English Premier League.

The entire infrastructure has been refreshed with key appointments made behind the scenes with the club having appointed some impressive individuals in important areas. Long gone are the days when ex-rangers players whose only qualification was being ‘a rangers man’ being put in key structural positions.

Off the pitch season ticket sales are buoyant and heading towards the club record. The club’s supporters are galvanised and united. Billionaire Mike Ashley has been kicked from pillar to post in the courts and is looking like a faded force in events.

What’s not to like I wonder?


Absolutely, theres loads to like about King and his regime at Ibrox. 

But surely not if you’re a fan of the club…

King, who, like the blogger above, prefers style to substance, has also told Ally McCoist, the bumbling former manager, that he is welcome back at Ibrox any time.

Presumably he plans to tap him up for a few quid.

After all, McCoist did very well out of his sojourn in the lower leagues.

Its all part of a media led campaign to introduce a feel good factor into Scottish football-its just a shame that they haven’t done it before. You know, perhaps when there wasn’t a club around thats fleecing  fans under the pretence of being another club.

With Private Eye now on the case of Resolution 12-and there’s a letters page where you can add your opinion to the magazines revelations- it will be interesting to see if the legal ramifications of mentioning the issue will affect them. Eye editor Ian Hislop isn’t one for worrying about intimidation.

And if the Eye doesn’t suffer from “legal” issues,   then surely the road is clear for the Scottish hacks to begin their own investigation.

That was why they were silent, after all, or at least thats what they told us.

Its not going to go away, and whatever it takes to hold the SFA to account will be done.

Its going to be an interesting season, one way or another.

Yesterdays caption competition, and its another topical quip that lands the prize-well, would have done if there was one.

Tubbttubthumper June 26, 2016 at 10:25 am · Edit · Reply →
.Wives of Sevco fans are given self defence lessons ahead of a difficult season.  
Today, we have this one for you to ponder… 

The Beach Boys - London, December 1968

 

 

 

 

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7 years ago

Where is Rod Stewart when we are ready to go sailing

7 years ago

Bored Apostles stand about thinking “Jesus!..where is he?”

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  desimond

He is right by your side Desi, he always is!

Bhoywonders
7 years ago

Rangers leave Govan docks on budget excursion to Charleston.

BJF
7 years ago

Do I feel Good Vibrations or is this thing sinking?

7 years ago

Directors of the good ship Sevcotanic continue Ra Jurney up shit creek.

Mick
7 years ago

DAVIEBHOY

Sailing?

I think they’re singing “Oh,for the wings of a dove”

I don’t know who they are,but I think the middle one is Stevie Archibald(!)

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: Five Loyalists tell a pack of journalists and Photographers that the Titanic will be unsinkable.

Cough.

Richard Corrigan
7 years ago

Dave King assures all that HMS Ibrox is ready for launch on its inaugural Shit Creek voyage

giggsy
7 years ago

I thought you would have mentioned the Sevcos blogger go at Fergus McCann where he indicated that king is a better man.

Michael
7 years ago

Pet Sounds? Aye, the rangers are coming.

Houdinibhoy
7 years ago

Caption: Artist’s impression of Rangers fans reaction to their club going into liquidation.

Thomas Murdoch
7 years ago

Stop talking about Rangers! This story was about Forrest!

Gerrymac
7 years ago

God only knows that when I grow up to be a man, Wouldn’t it be nice to know I won’t be a Hun Hun Hun.
Beach Bhoys CSC

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Gerrymac

Oops! Just noticed that.

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

Caption: God only knows

7 years ago

Ranger’s board on yet another sinking ship.

Dziekanowskis nightclub child
7 years ago

Has Sevco sails for the premiership in great shape says Keith Jackson

desdamoaner
7 years ago

Sons of Struth prepare for the big re-enactment weekend

schoosh71
7 years ago

For the first time TRFC new ‘starlets’ caught on camera ‘jetting in’.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  schoosh71

” Man who catch fly with chopsticks,accomplish anything ” – Mr.Miyagi.

” Wax on Wax off, Daniel son “

Dziekanowskis nightclub child
7 years ago

HMS Sevco sails to the premiership in great shape says Keith Jackson

Devoy45
7 years ago

Caption: “Jist waitin for Jinky to man the oars…”

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Ferry cross the Mersey.

Hertz torn in every way,
So ferry cross the Mersey,
Cos thats the place I Luv,
And here Ill stay.
Gawn yersell Gerry and the Bin Rakers.
Hope thats no to subtle for ye Vinnie,Vincent,Och Aye the Noo,
Beatbhoy.
Me I prefer, When yoo walk through a door,haud yer heed up high and dinny be afraid of the currant buns.Get pished and lets party, party, farty.

Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

A few mentions of a certain legendary band on this topic.

Can I offer an alternative-a legnedary band?

The Beached Boys.

Holed beneath the waterline anaw,wi any luck.

Panic not,I’ll throw them an anchor!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Mick

Mick,
” legendary band “?

Shebeen?

jimmybee
7 years ago

Caption: Shuggie Edvaldson docks to sign for the hoops.

7 years ago

Caption: The sevco board are demonstrating their new aeroplane to their gullible fans.

Delbhoy
7 years ago

Have to laugh when i think back to the ridicule that a propper genius moravcik took from the press when we signed him at 33 34 , now sevco are signing a dads army team and being applauded for bringing in experience haha , i cant wait to play this shower of shite , with our young team we will destroy them

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Am dreading playing them Del, only cos ah want nothing to do with them. Its no the caption but ah get yer drift.

Tubbytubthumper
7 years ago

get in! Fame at last! Winning the Caption contest (a fortnight late to win a prize is my greatest honour) I really have done fuck all with my life!

Caption – The Flying pickets sing “Only You” to the “crowd” ahead of Sevco’s opening fixture of the new league cup group format

Rab Wallace
7 years ago

Caption “beached bhoys”.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: The Harland and Wolff loyal 1690 Titanic engineers, prepare to celebrate their flagship ‘ Titanic,
The unsinkable vessel.
Here we see Willy,Billy, Sammy, William and Billy get ready to toast their design, no one asked for Ice in the Norn Irn Bru.

blackrl2309
7 years ago

setting sail in search of the “war chest”!!

ibhoy
7 years ago

“Are you sure this boat is safe Mr Struth?”

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  ibhoy

‘yeh the boats safe, but your arse isn’t’.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

AAAHHH, Thats better.

selkirk casual
7 years ago

Caption ” here Jinky cmon try row this fecker “

liatroimbhoy
7 years ago

Caption: Conservative parliamentary party begin to realise why Cameron used the ship analogy when resigning

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Is that a genuine threat from over the river?

mike
7 years ago

OH my bhoy lollipop,you make my heart go giddyup,
Your my suger dandy,where is AndyPandy?
HA.HA. common tae feck Andy,where are yoo,we miss yoo.

charlie
7 years ago

caption or captain dodgy dave tells the sevconians fuck all rang wae the boat get yer arses oan there and start bailing

jebus
7 years ago

Caption: right im bill struth, raise your hand if you want to be will wilton….anyone?

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: Post fishing trip with the Mountbattens.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Boom!

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Boom!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Aweeya weeya waya 🙂

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Mon noo…did a 12 year old wee Irish boy no die in that?

deadhead67
7 years ago

Another crap english band wish they could be as great as Jefferson Airplane

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Shittin oan the dick of the bay,watching the Hun Turds driftin away.

Tommybhoy
7 years ago

Caption: sevco, up the creek without a paddle.

Cartvale88
7 years ago

caption ‘ yet another well planned excursion for the Scottish media to Millport! Shit where’s the paddles’

Abu O'Donnell
7 years ago

The Stuth/Wilton leg of the fabulous “Founding Fathers Tour”…..FREE with every season ticket.

salad gueen
7 years ago

Glavin mcgarvey,Archibald, Derry Pele, and shuggie.

7 years ago

Celtic team to start Euro campaign without any transfers.
Gordon
Lustig
Tierney
Eric
Mulgrew.
Forrest
Armstrong
Brown
Roberts
Rogic
Griffiths.
Subs
Izzy Effy johansen bitton ,McGregor ,Mackay Stevens, Christie.
Not too bad,but it shows how much we need a centre back and striker.
Any changes you guys would make.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Jimmybee

Jimmybee,
That team would do for now, but a few players need to come in!

Devoy45
7 years ago

Jimmybee. looks more than good to me.
4-3–3?

7 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

It can easily adjust m8 given how the opposition are playing.

andybhoy
7 years ago

I’ve just lost control of my bladder. Ha ha Tyldsley and Hoddle, you couple of cocks.

andybhoy
7 years ago

Guys, just for a laugh, type this into a google search.

define an english person wikipedia

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Did a picture of a small Penis appear? 🙂

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Funnily enough, exactly the opposite.

7 years ago

Caption Scottish media get the boat ready just in case the magic hat can’t part the sea.

mike
7 years ago

HA.HA.HA. SHOCKEROONY HE.HE.HE.

The Icemen cometh,Engerland, Engerland.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

I think I’m about to cometh..
Xbox on 🙂

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Come,come, come and be happy down at the old Bull and Kates Bush.

andybhoy
7 years ago

FUCKING MAGIC…… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

andybhoy
7 years ago

That’s what you call a BREXIT,,,, get it right round ye’s ya shower of overpaid never hasbeens.

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