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The King Who Has No Clothes

Wordsworth ? Shellley ? Keats. Lets face it. none of you lot even knows what a Keat is.

Nae bother. We’ve got Charlie Saizย 

 

The King Who Has No Clothes …


There was a cunning plan at Ibrox but just who hatched it?
Craig Whyte, Charles Green ,Dave King or Terry fucking Pratchett?
More twist and turns than Tommy Burns at his best
More spin from Jabba ,Keith,Lindsay,Level5 and the rest
You can’t hope to keep up without an update from Phil
He’s been on it from the start but then again he always will
Charlatans a plenty getting summond to the Court
Surrounding the skullduggery the MSM failed to report
See Charlotte spun her web across the medium of the net
Those recordings and Emails the stage was almost set
Then in flew the chancer glib and shameless on a jet
Hailed as the messiah by the bodyswervers of the debts
Time running out again as the till is nearing empty
No more interest free loans from the man who has plenty
Nope Big Mike is sitting pretty whilst the catastrophe unfolds
Smiling from earhole to arsehole at the cards he now holds
He could buy and sell the lot 10 times over if he chose
Yet quietly he sit’s there saying nothing because he knows
There will be no “over Investment” from the King who has no clothes

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Mick
8 years ago

A quite superb summation of the Ibrox situation,

Enough to think that Charlie Saiz has found his real vocation

(Sorry,folks…)

Charlie Saiz
8 years ago
Reply to  Mick

Thank you glad you liked it Mick.
HH

8 years ago

Great stuff Charlie, your wasted on here (and on a Saturday night I heard!)

Charlie Saiz
8 years ago
Reply to  Jimthetim

Not at all Jim I’m among friends here fholk who appreciate a bit of banter and prose.
Glad it floats your boat Jim.
HH

Monti
8 years ago

What a load of shite!

8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, play nice! ๐Ÿ™‚

Charlie Saiz
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Thanks Monti for taking the time to read it and comment.
HH

bob
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Intelligent answer mongoloid

Tommybhoy
8 years ago

Is it just me or is that Dermot Desmond holding the crown?

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  Tommybhoy

Tommybhoy,
That isn’t a crown, it’s his wallet!

8 years ago
Reply to  Tommybhoy

I don’t like the look of that Prince standing behind Dermot. I’d keep my out on that one, sleekit lookin Tory.

BondiBrian
8 years ago

…why don’t Charlie Saiz & Monti swap personal email address and get on with it, its become a tad tedious your wee keyboard spat.

Charlie Saiz
8 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Agreed hence my focus going into two threads last night bud.

BroxburnBhoy
8 years ago

Very good Charlie. There is a lot more poetic justice to come I hope at the various court appearances complete with lynch mobs. Jelly and Ice cream time again

BroxburnBhoy
8 years ago

Reminds me of the winner of a pub poetry contest in Broxburn.

Upon a hill there stood a dookit, it’s no there noo, some cunt took it!

dannybhoy187
8 years ago

Je suis Charlie green HH COYBIG

Steve
8 years ago

There once was a club with green strips and green eyes;
They lusted with envy and spread mountains of lies,
About other clubs futures, and their own clubs past,
The lies were so intense, they planned them to last.
However with ease, it could simply be seen,
With facts down on paper, the lies weren’t worth a bean,
“It’s a new club” they said, because we said so,
Papers from FIFA and the SFA simply said “no”,
The sad wee men sunk, back to their domain,
A site called Etims, with all else to blame.
Maybe one day they’ll be happy, and support their own team,
But for now the will watch from the darkness and continue to be green.

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