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Hibs Are A Disgrace

By Jack Christopher MBE

I can’t believe Hibs are reluctant to sell Scotland’s best young player Scott Allan to European giants Rangers.

I was in a state of shock when they refused South African based Trillionaire Dave King’s over investment offer of £750,000 for the 23-year-old midfielder.

The Hibs fans (spit) detest Rangers and would happily see innocent Scott sold to any other club, including Hearts, as would their chief executive Leeann Dempster (spit) and Celtic loving manager Alan Stubbs (spit, spit spittity spit) who have come out and stressed he is for sale but not just to the glorious Queen’s XI.

Hibs have a major responsibility to the players feelings and the benefit young Scott moving to Rangers will bring to the over-excited Scottish press pack. Poor Scott has made it clear he loves Rangers more than life itself and wants to sign for them right now. He has told Hibs as much – what more can the innocent player do?

If the move doesn’t go ahead where does that leave the neglected sprite? How will he cope? What state will his head be in? How will the press keep our nappies dry?

Hibs can say to him: “We are bad basturts so you’re staying here for another season.”

But will he survive the emotional turbulence?

Will he decide he just can’t take any more, pack up the game for good and deny Scottish football its first world class player since Derek Johnstone?

Now we have a major group among the Hibs, Aberdeen, Dundee United and Celtic support (make no mistake supporters from the other three teams have joined forces with the Hibs fans) giving Scott a dreadful time on social media. Something you would never get if the roles were reversed and it was Rangers loyal set of supporters who are fine upstanding pillars of their local communities.

As soon as Scott has a hair out of place, farts in the wrong direction or doesn’t save a drowning puppy he will get horrendous abuse from as angry a set of supporters ever to have walked God’s planet. Hibs MUST take the players welfare into consideration.

I have seen it happen all too often. It is a ridiculous decision by Hibs not accepting offers from Rangers and at this point the SFA would traditionally step in.

Back in the day of George Peat and Campbell Ogilvie it would never have reached this junction. They would have quietly contacted Hibs and told them to make it happen as when Rangers come calling you don’t pause or dither – you do as you are told

I would normally expect the SFA to finally raise its head above the parapet and bring this unsavoury treatment of a brilliant young talent to a sudden end – but – with Petrie, Lawwell and Thompson now inexcusably part of the SFA and creating a Catholic mafia cabal there’s more chance of Ally giving up gardening leave than there is of the SFA backing Glasgow Rangers

Basturts!

Jack Christopher MBE

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Tam Dawson
8 years ago

What planet does Jack Christopher live on. Hubs have every divine right to keep Scott Allan and who told you the rangers had offered £750,000 they offered a paltry £225,000 with instalments and let’s be honest who would accept an instalment from a shower of tax Dodgers who put so many small companies out the game by not paying their bills. You my friend like the rest of the rangers are clearly deluded. Dave I’m a hero King does not and will not have enough cash to buy Scott Allan and whoever told you that your club is mighty when they are only 4 YRS old. If you have any of the drink and drugs you have obviously been taking pass some my way because your club the rangers will never ever be great again GGTTH

Craw
8 years ago
Reply to  Tam Dawson

I think you missed the point of the piece to be honest mate. Read it again 🙂

pensionerbhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Tam Dawson

Tam

You have to be pissing even harder than Jack

H H

Therese Marie Storrie
8 years ago
Reply to  Tam Dawson

it was tongue in cheek Tam !!!!!!

Honest Hoops
8 years ago

Brilliant article from start to finish, how long do the media polish the turd…

carntyne
8 years ago
Reply to  Honest Hoops

Indefinitely…

John Scott
8 years ago

Love it. The way everyone’s carrying on you would think we’d forced him to join Hibs after Rangers REJECTED him after a trial. We Hibs fans are well used to seeing our best players head to Glasgow but the Scott Allan saga is a different case altogether. It’s obvious he’s been tapped and the SPFL need to get off their backsides and investigate his advisors, one of whom, his agent,is reputed to be a “Hibs fan”.
Stubbs summed it up best when he expressed his surprise that they had not waited till the day before the Petrofac tie. It’s been forgotten too that they made a pathetic fixed terms bid. Yet papers like the record make it sound that were being unreasonable!!!

John Scott
8 years ago

Oops Jack it would seem Tam doesn’t do irony!

Mark Docherty
8 years ago

Who ever did this article is a disgrace,it is amazing when west coast media try to put huge pressure on other clubs that refuse to do business with the Glasgow club now known as the rangers the journo mentions a European giants in his article the rangers has zero European football history,their greatest achievement to date is Scottish Division 1 champions. Its just astounds me how much time and crap has been wasted reporting this story has created. Scott Allan is under contract at Hibernian f c and have they have said on many,many occasions he is not for sale to a direct competitor for the league. Hope that the come across a story worth telling, instead of trying to continue to attack Hibernian. Truth be told it is the rangers are a disgrace along with all the sycophants the continue to hang onto the delusion that The rangers are Glasgow Rangers with all its history intact. Shame on you for printing such nonsense.

Admin
8 years ago
Reply to  Mark Docherty

Agian, it shows how bad the media actually is when a parody is mistaken for the real thing.

8 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

I’m surrrised Chris jackanory isn’t suing for libel or infringement of Level 5 copyright.

mulsiebhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Mark Docherty

Mark, it’s tongue-in-cheek,satire!!!
H × 2

pensionerbhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Mark Docherty

Mark

Come on!! I know it isn’t April but imagine it is ramorra.

H H

doctorjims
8 years ago

I’m a Hibs fan and I can’t believe that people missed the irony. I’m a bit embarrased. Great piece though.

doctorjims
8 years ago
Reply to  doctorjims

sorry embarrassed not embarrased, christ that’s a lot of letters.

Buckie1967
8 years ago

Christ almighty what planet do Tam Dawson & Mark Docherty live on, would not like to see they two watch a satire program on tv.
Did they go to same school as deadbrain who I even think would have known it was all tongue in cheek.
Has Jack Christopher MBE applied to Mirror group for job, he will get in no probs.

schoosh71
8 years ago

On the day that the great Glasgow Celtic fly the flag once more, your thinking about them and their level5 sycophant media. Too many shandies. One must remember, don’t write shit when your on the pish.

Doc
8 years ago

I’ve got to write to say that big Chris Jack (the record personified) is spot on in every word he says. This article could only be improved by a nacho novo quote, so here it is: “K.A.T.”.

Here it is again: “K.A.T.”.

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