It’s not only guidetti who can put a message into a rhythmic beat…..
Oh John Guidetti what have you done?
by Charlie Saiz.
Oh John Guidetti what have you done?
Been charged by the FA for having some fun
The words to your song do you not understand?
They upset the vile tubes who wave the red hand
The very same ones who chant & belt out their bile
Whilst pointing fingers elsewhere all of the while
Sure you were only replying to a Dutch guys request
By singing a song which was mocking in jest
You see there’s no Religious context to the word they abhor
They have sung it themselves to Bayern before
“Go home ya Huns” they did chant from the stands *
No outcry from a media who ate out their hands
Simply a word to describe their behaviour at times
As they rampaged through Europe collecting their fines
They nicknamed big Hately Attila you see **
As he rampaged through defences at Rangers Fc
Attila the Hun was the reason for this
For he rampaged through Europe thinking it was his
For they like him have a Superiority Complex
But now that we sing it everyone objects
These same people who are masters of Whitaboutery
Are all up in arms screaming sectarian bigotry
But we know this is bullshit just purely designed
To level the scores and perhaps get you fined
You see they cannot handle the fact that they died
That the Titles were tainted and that Minty had lied
The Tenners he blew were the Banks you see
Spent chasing the Big Cup won by Celtic Fc
Alas it ended a complete clusterfuck
Just like Atilla they had run out of luck
So John when you go to their pathetic wee trial
Just remember these words as they open your file
You never wrote any the words to that song
All you did was sing it and you did nothing wrong
Hun’ is a word used to describe a certain mentality
of a fearsome ancient warrior from Hungary***
It’s not born of any religion ,colour or creed
Just a word used in a song reminding them
Old Rangers are deid’
Class 🙂
Cheers Baws much appreciated.
HH
utter pish
Opinions are like arseholes boywonder.
Your entitled to yours of course.
By the way most Tims would put an H in Bhoy for future reference just so you know 😉
Whilst you may not like the use of prose you have to concede the historical fact in it is fairly spot on.
Historical References:
*
https://youtu.be/BayuAhAiI1w?t=18m30s
**
http://www.rangers.co.uk/club/history/hall-of-fame/item/596-mark-hateley
*** http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/hun_attila_the.shtml
Well done Charlie
Cheers it had to be said pal this whole thing is being steered down a dangerous road.
HH
Total class!
Wow glad you liked it Shug.
HH
They are deed!
Indeed!
Indeed they are Monti 😉
Grief is a strange beast indeed.
Indeed they are died and sevco jist a vile seed that will require a feckin good weed.
Hehe another Bard steps forth nice one.
Yes they are dead! Compliance officer only employed too deal with Celtic players. And the vile that “servco” spout should be made public much more than it is . Of course when football reporters are all shaking the same hand then it can not happen. There is one thing that they can not report on from “servco” is football. Why? they don`t even look like a football team. Where were the reporters when 400 in queens uniform marched off “servco” midden singing bigoted songs? Oh we missed that. We were too busy shaking knuckles.
Well put!
It’s very clear that they are hurting like f*ck at the combination of their humiliating mess of a club and our success. We all knew that they and their friends at the Daily Bigot would scratch around anywhere and everywhere looking for anything that they could use against Celtic and if necessary blow any such incident out of proportion. In all my life I honestly never associated the word “hun” with religion…it was always a derogatory term used against the supporters of the deid club, but “derogatory” is not sectarian anymore than “fatty” or “baldy” or “Orc” are. I am not Guidetti’s greatest fan, but I am disgusted that he is being investigated by the Sweet F*ck All on this trumped up charge. The arseholes may have just shot themselves in the foot in their eagerness to piss on our parade, as any half decent lawyer could tear this charge to f*cking pieces. It is a total embarrassment to Scotland that this shitty wee deid club wields so much under the counter influence in a supposedly free democratic nation. Go home ya huns and hang your heads in shame. Hail. hail
Charlie
Nothing expresses feelings better than a bit of poetic licence. If only that licence was granted to all in equal measure then life in our dear little bigoted country would be so much more tolerable.
One for all ‘n a’ that! As long as your a Hun ‘n a’ that.
H H
I bow down low before you…
Great Master of the Rhyme…
Your message to the masses..
Is way before its time…
You weave your words with magic…
They cast a mystic spell…
They tell of John Giudetti…
And a Club who reeks of smell…
Our foreign lad did sing a song…
Of a football club which died…
He also mentioned Huns as well…
But at least he never lied…
‘Cos how can you be guilty…
When words that you have said…
Describe a Club’s supporters… and a Club that’s surely dead…?
It seems in Bonnie Scotland…
The Law Courts and the Fuzz…
Are making sure things stay the same…
Laws for them…and Laws for us.
Nice one Mike cracking that.
HH
Where’s ma post????????
If the Postie hasn’t been at this time, it’ll be the morn m8!
Royal mail eh?
The word “hun” is at worst derogatory, but definitely not in any way connected with religion. Never in my life did I ever think of religion when I heard it or used it. It’s in the same category as “fatty”,”speccy”, “baldy” or “Orc”. I sincerely hope that Celtic go for the SFA jugular and demand to know just who the f*ck they think they’re kidding by even trying to pass this off as worthy of a disciplinary hearing. This is so blatantly designed to distract us from our targets this season, stain our good reputation, and please their hun cohorts in the media.
This is a gilt edged chance for us to expose their own prejudice in front of the world, ‘cos there’s no way they can justify this charge. They may just have done us a favour.
Hail, hail.
What’s derogatory about it?….fuck the Huns!
Dead Huns,stinking rotting flesh, now that is offensive.. Bury the f-ckers quickly ,please. Someone , anyone. Hh
Nice one Charlie, that was funny!
So glad that doesn’t rhymes with hun, eh?
I see what you did there … 😉
HH
I sense a giant “Huns are deed” banner at the next Celtic game
Outstanding sir. Outstanding
To Charlie & Mike, PURE DEAD BRILLIANT!