There’s a man I see, a lot on TV
He works for the blue noses, has been twenty years
And he takes no criticism off nobody, not even the press within the gutter
Pats them on the back and promises to call them after
And he packs his lunch in a large bin-bag, the media call him Ally
He never lets on but I know ’cause he once told me
He let me know a secret about the millions in his kitty
He’s gonna get a new name… Ally….Dignity
And he hangs around the west coast, through staunch villages and towns
He’ll be on his holidays, they’ll be buying his rounds
They’ll ask him how he got here, he’ll say, “I spent your money”
They’ll say, “Isn’t he loyal, that man Ally….Dignity?”
And I’m telling this story in an Ibrox scene
Sipping down Buckie and reading the RST
And I’m thinking about money and all that means
And 1p shares in the winter for Ally…Dignity
And he hangs around the west coast, through staunch villages and towns
He’ll be on his holidays, they’ll be buying his rounds
They’ll ask him how he got here, he’ll say, “I spent your money”
They’ll say, “Isn’t he loyal, that man Ally….Dignity?”
Pay me up, pay me up, pay me up, pay me up, pay me up, pay me up
Yeah, pay me up again, pay me up again, pay me up again, pay me up again
Pay me up, pay me up, pay me up, pay me up, pay me up, pay me up
Yeah, pay me up again, pay me up again, pay me up again, pay me up again
And I’m thinking about resigning and I’m thinking about money
And I’m thinking about work and I’m thinking, how good it would be
To be here some day with a man called Ally…Dignity
A man called Ally Dignity, that man
Excellent work
Fantastic!
Superb. The chorus will stay wae me forever now.
Absolutely BRILLIANT.
FUD…..a word perfectly suited to one man….and a fat horrible fud at that
this is pure class well done put a big smile on my face along with todays diary as always
Good Stuff Hector.
Quality!
Excellent sir 🙂
clever
Superb!
This is what happened to the dignity man who
”doesn’t do walking away . . .
he’s doing the ”Ally Shuffle”!
Hahaha brilliant stuff.
Hector,
A hilarious piece of humorous beauty,unlike the Sleekit one !!
Loved your line….” through staunch villages and towns ” Pure Quality.
Brilliant
Use the backing track and its a Christmas number one. Excellent.
The Runt has no scruples…and he’s not alone over there in the land of Oz…Y.N.W.A.
‘He just laughs, cause he’s loaded’.
Great stuff.
Superb should be recorded, may I suggest Charliey and the Bhoys