Perky petite popstar Cheryl Cole was unavailable for questioning this morning,( check the nick of it in the photie when she answered the door ).
So its Ronny Deilas turn to take the stand.
The Norwegian manager has blown away the cobwebs of the old order/ made an arse of a successful team/ alienated an entire football club and its support with his ridiculous methods ( delete as applicable ) and if you were in the bar with him for an hour, what direction would you steer the conversation in ?
Or, indeed, what direction would you steer him in ?
For those who are fed up of the debate, heres that picture of Cheryl Cole trying to work out why the room appears to move to the left when she closes one eye at a time.
If you were not a football manager what would your favourite colour be?
Ronny,I have 3 straight foreward questions.
1)At your interview,you were able to convince Lawwell,that you were a coach with real vision,so why did you
compromise and accept players that were given to you,from the scouting department ?
2)Kris Commons is a key player for us,a creative influence.As his goal against Zagreb proved.Yes,you admitted,you boobed,
by leaving him out of the Maribor disaster.Do you not rate
him,or has pressure came from above,not to always pick
him,as his contract situation drags on,with him, more than
likely now,to move on ?
3)You talk about more points needed in the Europa league.Every Celtic fan wants you to focus,on a one game at a time. approach,as domestic league points are a priority,at the
moment.Therefore the players HAVE TO show a reaction,against Ross County,and win all 3 points,so please,put
fire in their bellies on Saturday,Ronny ?
My post went awol ??
Thanks,for picking it up.
When the time comes will you be takeing a taxi to the airport or will mr Lawell drive you there.
Ronny,
Do you need a lift to Glasgow Airport?
Mr Delia do you have any input in the players who come in and who leaves Celtic
Dear Mr Deila
Can you whistle?
First of all..I told Cheryl not to answer the door…
I knew it was you.I told her you were trying for an exclusive.
Anyway you were too late..I had exclusives with her last night…three times.
As for question to RD…
“When will you know it’s not working..and will you tell us?”
Rather than desperately through VVD up front with five to go, why not play with two strikers and show some Plan B flexibility if we’re not winning?
You are probably a nice guy.But football manager of Celtic is beyond your capabilities Ronny
Ronnies Plan B is hope tae fuck Plan A works..unfortunately for all of us Plan A is going tits up as soon as Ronny picks the team and tactics.. I never want CELTIC to lose any game, even friendlies but if for 1 minute i thought Ronny would get his jotters if we lose Saturday then I’d gladly take that defeat.. ALL entitled to oor own opinions Ronny lovers…HAIL HAIL, KTF+
Q Are you concerned about the current lack of finishing at Celtic?
No? neither am i so long as we keep creating the chances the goals will come.
…We have been creating enough to win all our games.
Why are you still here
Yes, why are you?
Dickhead67,
You looking in a mirror when you said that?
Wiz it somethin’ ah said…?
If you’d rather I didn’t post on your blog…
Tell me now…and I’ll take my meagre talents elsewhere.
I await your response on this page.
Are you for real?
What about playing 3 in midfield to control the game more?
Are you a librarian in disguise ? Can you find Scotland on a map ? Is your favorite vegetable a Berget ?
Do ye mind no knocking ma fish supper oot a ma hand?
Is that a stick of celery in yer pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Have you figured out that when you’re 2-1 down, with a man sent off and having already conceded a missed penalty, that it’s best not to tell your players to run forward in the first leg of a European tie?
Has it dawned on you that trying to get your team to attack in a semi coherent manner might help you win games, or at least avoid defeat, against the likes of Maribor, Inverness and Motherwell?
What’s it like, along with Peter Lawwell, to be the only people in Scotland to give the other 11 cash strapped clubs of the SPL something to cheer every week?
Do you have any tactical and motivational skills, or is your ‘philosophy’ simply based on not eating high carb and sugar loaded foods and running about?
If your answer to the above is the latter, then have you considered being a P.E teacher instead?
When you inevitably get sacked or jack it in, will you take a souvenir photo of John Collins abs or just get him to Snapchat you them when you’re back home in Norway?
Do you want fries with that?
Me : I have heard that you are a qualified teacher in Norway; in my experience… those who can’t do in the real world… tend to lean to coaching / teaching / trainer….your never manager material are you?
RD : Who’s can of diet coke is that?
Me: exactly…you don’t have a clue or answer!!
Ronnie would you like everyone to chip in & get you a one way flight back to Norway?
Ps; he is completely fucking clueless.
You were saying……….
the difference between today and 2 weeks ago (v Hamilton) is that the goals went in. Without checking the stats, I reckon we scored 5 today from a similar number of chances that we had against Hamilton & Motherwell – therefore, is it your tactics or our strikers who are to blame for the poor start to the season?