Celtic Announce New Head Of Communications

Celtic PLC Ltd are proud to announce the appointment of Mr James Traynor as their new Head of Communications.

At a Supporters Conference today, Celtic CEO Peter Lawwell was visibly shaking with excitement when he announced to hundreds of fans that Traynor has been appointed to the position of Media Head at Celtic Park.

Lawwell denied recent rumours of incriminating photos being the true reason for Traynors appointment and countered “James Traynor is a legend in Scottish Football communications. James comes to us after leaving a company which had the most talked about IPO in Scottish commercial history. If that is not communications success then I don’t know what is”.  

Having completed gardening leave following his recent mutually agreed exit from Ibrox International Holding Company Ltd, Traynor was not at the Press Conference. His appointment will not commence until after Lunchtime on April 1st. Given Traynor’s lunches are legendary, he is not expected to be seen at Celtic Park any time soon.

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The Holy Poet
6 years ago

Is that after his lamb lunch?

schoosh71
6 years ago

Not a bad idea. HH

Admin
6 years ago

Marvellous decision. Now we can develop the brand worldwide. Another masterstroke by Lawwell.

Patrick Street
6 years ago

It being AprilFools day, such a move would be appropriate.Would the title “excommunications” not be abetter one?

John Kane
6 years ago

…and a Happy April Fools Day to you too.

Raymobhoy
6 years ago

That image has truly put me off of my lunch.

6 years ago

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Spreadhead77
6 years ago

That’s it. I’m ripping up my season book and Lawell and company kin get tae feck an take Lemmon with them. Appointing this bam is the final straw! I’ve had enough an wullnae be back until we dae 10 in a row.

PS,

Is April 1st giro day?

Monti
6 years ago

FFS GONNAE NO DAE THAT!

Phil Osssifer
6 years ago

Meanwhile over at the crumbledome,Gloria Stitz has been revealed as their new head of communications. A high up source commented ” Gloria Stitz will feel right at home here, and will be seen as an asset to the club”.

the lurgan tiger
6 years ago

I understand that Jock Brown will assist Traynor in the job

pensionerbhoy
6 years ago

Hector

Sorry I am so late reading this but I was really busy getting the spaghetti crop in before the heat of a Northern England summer. In the distance I could see another big crack in the Hamilton mausoleum at Strathclyde Park and am lucky to be alive given all the fallout I had to dodge from flying elephants – oh, sorry, that was last night on the way home from the pub.

H H

pensionerbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  pensionerbhoy

Meant to say, it is nice to see PL with a new pair of trainers. I just hope he knows his right frae his left when he’s kicking.

H H

Charlie Saiz
6 years ago

1690/1 at Ladbrokes ya f###in dancer

6 years ago

Noo fir wee Chick jist like awe the rest supports every other team bar eh rangers so they say cue fir a song The cry wis no ? Bit they did.

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