Look at this lovely picture…
Wee Eck, Neil Doncaster and Peter Sharp Dressed Man line up celebrating the sale of SPFL TV rights to China for £20m!
Theres about 20 million laughs in this we reckon.
Just give us a caption or a description of whats going on here or imagine what certain paranoid fans may be saying on seeing this classic Trio doing so well.
A special prize will be given to the person judged funniest…just add to comments below please and we’ll pick the winner by the end of the week
3 mates get up to sing PARANOID at Shanghai Shuffle
hey salmy shagged any grannies recently or is the wife frigid
Oh Father why are you so sad on this bright Easter morn…..
Doncaster/Salmond – Hullo? Hullo?….
Lawwell – Somebody phone FOCUS!
An Englishman, A Scotsman and (what Malcolm Murray would call} an Irishman……
Which one looks chinese the .most competition is it ?
fit and proper don’t make me laugh!
is doncaster assuring fat face that hearts are safe in his hands
Salmond “Just like these two already said, newco, oldco, sevco, blah blah blah… yer deid and that’s that!
Turning Japanese I really think so.
Damn wrong country.
Three little made up rules are we.
sweet & sour – ah well!
They’ve just been told Sevco’s going bust again.
I made one up in photoshop…
http://twitpic.com/dk0ur8
Sky’s news commentary team just confirms what we all knew….
You don’t need to know shit about football for a gig
Introducing the SFA’s version of hear no evil, speak no evil and see no evil.
The Tianemen Square trio, bringing you Democracy like you’ve never seen it before!
“And the next caller is Jim in Clydebank, who wants to talk about media redundancies. Jim, you’re on Superscoreboard….”
Old Chinese proverb says “gift of two pandas excuse many human rights abuses” (courtesy Eleanor Morton)
This years x factor could be the last as producers despair at the lack of ability on offer
“Mon lads, sing up….
‘Goin’ loco, down in aca…….'”
Hollywood announces tha the new movie, dumb,dumber and competely hopeless will be released in time for christmas
Actors line-up for the film DOWNFALL Neil Doncaster plays himself,Danny DeVito plays Craig Whyte,Peter Lawwell plays Phil MacGiollaBhain.
And this yrs x factor finalists . . . . .
This was my emotion as i signed the dotted line to shaft you.
Moe, Larry and Curley!
An Englishman, Scotsman and a well dressed man go for a Chinese..
Hector Bandito suggests
“Lets all laugh at ….”
New Sinatra tribute act” The Twat Pack ” announces a christmas tour
Me likey Chinese! Sean Connery! Sevco in liquidation by Christmas! Har Har
Lawell..’Oi you 2, quite swaying, I will not tolerate lateral movement’
What’s the Chinese for Armageddon?
wank, wank, goodguy
See no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil.
Just noticed it was used earlier. So
The Chuckle Brothers launch Charity Single for distressed Scottish clubs, “Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha”
Lads, I assure you, we can’t get arrested for singing Roll of Honour in China. All together!…
Chinese Journo
“We thought Boris Johnson was prick… then yo”
Isn’t that the Kazahkstani general?
How can anyone beat ol’ Alex S himself on this one…..
“There is clearly a growing appetite for European football coverage in China, and now football fans across this country will be able to enjoy the action from iconic Scottish footballing venues such as Easter Road, Fir Park and Pittodrie”
“Sisters are doin’ it for themselves”
And please welcome the 3 finalists of the ‘Find a new Nolan sister’ competition.
“Whit dae ye mean you are allowed tae vote in next year’s referendum Doncaster?”
Doncaster/Salmond/Lawell: These mikes are rubbery!
Chines technician: Ah! Thank you velly much!
Wank, wank , good guy….
Courtesy of “Chewin’ the fat”
Here’s one for all you truckers out there…
Peter..”China pay shite wages tae their workers, er we don’t, well ‘no most anyhoo”
Eck..”We treat football fans like shite, mostly they Green Brigade mob”
Don..” I’m just shite.”
they’re 3 sad souls oh me, oh my, no brain , N O H E A R T S, he’s much too shy
Regrets we’ve had a few… What’s more than this we did it their way.
Auditions for Five Way Agreement the musical.
Its the way we tell emmm!
we three clowns from orient are
It’s the new X Factor Finalists – No Direction (with thanks from Ian Hislop)
Blue Pitch Holdings release their Xmas Single…
Salmond Neil Peter – the new SNP with their single ‘Let the Peter sing.
Murray: As a native Irish of this name, from Mac Muireadhaigh or Ó Muireadhaigh “descendant of Muireadhach” or Mac Giolla Mhuire “descendant of the servant of the Virgin Mary”.
Can someone please tell the wee Brit’Scot’ patsies that the Scots were an Irish tribe!