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Celtic Diary Friday June 28

The switch of the Champions League tie against Cliftonville has been approved by UEFA. The first leg will be in Belfast on Wednesday July 17, with the return in Glasgow on the following Tuesday. Summer football. you can’t beat it.

summer football.

When Celtic last played Cliftonville, back in 1984, there was a bit of crowd trouble, and Strathclyde Police, who have a campaign at the moment to stamp out possible trouble at the football by interning anyone featuring the colours green or white about their person, have promised to keep a low profile at this one to avoid any flare ups.

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Manager Neil  Lennon is looking forward to the game.

” It will be the first time I have taken Celtic to a competitive game back home so that is something to look forward to, but we will be totally motivated, obviously, to play as strongly as we can and try to win the tie. Its a great draw and will create a lot of interest back in Belfast but I am wary of the tie. ”

On paper, it should be straightforward, but the Irish side will raise their game more for this one than possibly any other in the players careers. It could be tricky, but perhaps that is why Celtic favoured the return at home, with a large crowd backing them to correct any potential upset in the first game.

Thomas Rogne is set for a medical at Wigan Athletic, which could scupper any move. He’ll need to borrow someone elses medical records, and perhaps take his family doctor with him to have any hope of passing. However, the fragile defender deserves a wee bit of luck, and we wish him all the best. Celtic will be seeking clarification as to whether they are entitled to any compensation for Rogne, for although he is out of contract, he was offered a new deal, and Celtic would be paid for his development as long as he moves before the end of the season where he turns 23. Rogne is 23 tomorrow, so there is half a chance of getting something, but it is unlikely. Shame, it could have gone towards his medical bills.

The bidding war from serious clubs who actually have a chance of landing Victor Wanyama seems set to begin. Reports from Liverpool indicate that Brendan Rodgers will be allowed to spend big on the Kenyan, whilst Afrikansoccer suggests that Arsene Wenger wants to take him to Arsenal. Frankly, most Celtic fans now don’t care where he goes, as long as the club gets a decent wedge for him. Agent Ivan Modia, who has not only burnt his bridges with Celtic, but scorched the earth below them, must be delighted. Right up until the next time he unearths a gem and tries to offload him somewhere that knows how to polish off the rough edges.

Still, if he moves to Liverpool with his client, the odds are he’ll get his pockets picked and his wheel trims removed. Serves him right.

Moscow Spartak are looking for £10m from Everton for ex Celt Aiden McGeady, which means he won’t be returning to Celtic, unless he waits until his current deal is up.

Gary Hooper is still a little confused as to why Celtic won’t pay him as much as other top earners at the club, and reading between the lines, perhaps thats where the Wanyama money will go….

Thats a sensible rumour. The silly ones include the wee Mexican winger dos Santos coming to Celtic, along with the surprise goalie, and Anthony Stokes going to Sunderland, for £4m. Even though Stokes is actually out of contract.

Crewe play at Lennoxtown this weekend, and don’t be surprised if Luke Murphy gets a tour of the complex. This lad is going to be a big player one day, and even if it means loaning him back to the English side, he should be snapped up. If thats actually legal.

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With namesake Daryl away to Ipswich, theres already a shirt with his name on it, which would free up a few quid more  for his wages.

Elsewhere in Scotland, well, Hampden to be precise, a fifteen hour meeting ended in the wee small hours of this morning with the mess that is the SPL merging with the mess that is the SFL to create a great big mess called the SPFL. Most chairmen are happy with it, although the fans won’t see that much of a difference, the idea is to streamline everything, and spread the money about a little more evenly.

Problem is , though, simply re-naming a product that isn’t selling, whilst retaining the same management that failed to sell it in the first place, just prolongs the agony. New faces, not names, are what is needed. The windows need to be opened and the offices need a good clear out.

The new set up sees the elevation from associate to full member of new club Sevco Rangers, which in the words of this weeks CEO Craig Mather is “what everyone in Scottish football wanted “, proving that he is equally as short sighted and stupid as any of his predecessors.

But, its not all bad news for the new club. They have taken delivery of a new bus to help them on their new adventure.

The club have decided to hire one from Bruces coaches , presumably because creditor 193 of the old club is Parks of Hamilton, who were stiffed for just over £7,000.

Still, its a classy vehicle.

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The new bus replaces the old one, which was bought after all the players left the dead club, when they first started pretending they hadn’t died.

wee bus

It will be used until they finalise the new sponsorship deal with their new owners.

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Actually, though, its one of the new luxury coaches from Bruces coach hire, and you can even hire this beauty for weddings and funerals. Somewhere, there is already a whip round in place..

Except you might want to change the rather tasteless decor.

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The new clubs fans are delighted with this-well, they haven’t had a great deal to cheer about, and its nice to see them happy, because they have been punished enough. Well, thats what they keep saying in the papers, so it must be true.

Something else that could keep them happy is a new wee game they can play next season. As their new strips are made from a template, and the deal they have is just for Puma to supply some kit, not as sponsors, as suppliers only, mind, the fans can spend hours of harmless fun spotting teams who have the same strip as them.

To explain the deal, clubs, from amateur to professional, choose a design from a catalogue, and the company then sends them a kit at wholesale prices. Anyone who has been involved with a school or pub team will be familiar with this.

Look at these pictures, and you can see similarities.

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Thats Sevco, here is Falkirk

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Wolves;

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and Plymouth

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Yet another part of their “unique ” identity has been stripped away, quietly and yet portrayed as a triumph.

New sponsors Blackthorn must be delighted.

Charlie Nicholas was the man who was a dumpling at school, well done to Horsely and Anthony Flynn for spotting that.

Who said this, after a Cup Final win ?

” The enthusiasm of youth, and the never say die spirit to conquer, coupled with harmony in execution, sent Celtic rioting home to a wonderful victory. ”

 

 

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10 years ago

Oscar Wilde.

10 years ago
Reply to  Tony B

Tony

I though he had a quiet game, myself But then, it is all in the eye of the beholder.

Who guessed it is pissing down here? I am definitely finished now. I have to feed the wife and it takes ages to climb up to the attic and take the chains off :).

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10 years ago

Or was it Kim Jong Un?

10 years ago
Reply to  Tony B

Tony

Or Joung Mink????

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Run Sammy Run
10 years ago
Reply to  Tony B

Nah he had gone to Swansea by then

Admin
10 years ago

Charles DIckens

10 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Desi

What the ……is that answer? One has to question if you are really trying 🙂

PS This is better than the quiz!

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Richie C
10 years ago

If we are going for Murphy better get in today, Blackburn have had a bid of around £1million accepted

10 years ago
Reply to  Richie C

Richie

Guinness will be £3m but you get more for your money.

I know, shut up and gie ye peace 🙂

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jon littledick
10 years ago

Jock Stein, as coach, after the 7-1 league cup final victory?

10 years ago
Reply to  jon littledick

jon

“the enthusiasm of youth”. The 7-1 team were older than my combined ages 🙂

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10 years ago

Ralph

I was enjoying the diary till you got to the SPFL and what follow, followed. Then all the old anger returned. Once again the rule books have been chucked from the top floor into the convenience skip. Is there nothing these people will not do to a**-lick. Jesus had only one resurrection and somebody had to shift a mighty big stone for that. The “mob” seem to have an endless number with the boulders already shifted for them. Mind you, I concur with someone who asked where Celtic were in all of this. Integrity was a massive word at one time but it seems to have been firmly locked away in the attic. Is Celtic’s reaction for money’s sake? If it is, that is purely hypocritical and I strongly condemn it. If it is to keep the peace, then one has to ask, what next? Total submission as in the last 125 years? For God’s sake, how much longer will Celtic remain silent and how much more will Peter Lawwell concede before he stands up to the shafting? INTEGRITY = INTEGRITY = INTEGRITY!!!!

Good luck to Thomas. I hope he gets a break – if you know what I mean?

Good luck at Cliftonville, the fans, I mean. “will create a lot of interest back in Belfast but I am wary of the tie.” (Neil Lennon). Does the former statement relate to the police and is the latter a warning to the support?

As for the rest of the diary, I am away to read my Thomas annuals. At least blue trains are interesting.

I got yesterday’s quiz wrong because I just did not believe you would quote anything from that turncoat. Maybe you are more forgiving than me but, as far as I am concerned, he can no longer be considered a Celt.

Today I will go for Archie McPherson. My reason? There is something niggling me that in 1988 it was the first time I heard a commentator say something remotely complimentary of Celtic. I am sure it relates to the 88 cup final. But then, I have been known to be wrong – honestly!

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Binkabhoy
10 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

Not just Celtic, don’t forget – ALL the clubs have this responsibility!

10 years ago
Reply to  Binkabhoy

Binkabhoy

Agree 110% but without Celtic’s lead there is no chance. It probably is not as should be but it is as always was. I still think there needs to be something from Parkhead if supporters are ever to regain any respect for Scottish football authorities. And now this Longmuir/Doncaster fiasco. Rotten, core and to seem to suit in some kind of order.

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Frank McGaaaaarvey
10 years ago

That is a well-known quote from Ian Paisley after the 7-1 game. He’s a nice impartial man really. If not him then Pastor Jack Glass.

Very best of luck to Thomas Rogne though. I’m very disappointed that he didn’t become a mainstay for years to come in the Hoops. Providing he can toughen his fragile China bones and jelly baby tendons and ligaments I’m sure he will still have a fulfilling career.

£4m for Stokes?!? I would take that even if he was still in contract, but if Paolo is willing to pay us that for a player available for free then hurrah.

Those awful, awful tawdry strips. How long before we are forced to endure a shower of Norman Bates wearing them in public? And the 5 stars? Is that one for every tooth in the mouth of the wearer?

10 years ago

Frank

I agree about Stokes. If not, it will cost us £4m in bail money. “Tawdry strips” – sounds like a Vegas strip joint or half of the Aberdeen strip. I like it mind.

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MarkyBhoy
10 years ago

Veering off in a bunkum like tangent……..is it Jimmy Sanderson?

10 years ago
Reply to  MarkyBhoy

Marky

Aye, wee squeeky Jimmy! Mind you, given the competition these days….He was the first to do the Radio Clyde “cut off” if you had him beaten. I can remember him arguing (never knew anyone who could just discuss with Jimmy) with a caller about refereeing and Jimmy was in trouble on the ropes. He came out with his usual response of what do you know about refereeing? To which the caller replied, “I am a qualified professional referee”. Cut off!!!!

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MarkyBhoy
10 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

I was just a kid when he was doing his thing but the thing I remember most about him was his predictions for the season. We always seemed to be coming back fae a holiday at some caravan park and wee jimmy would be gieing it Celtic for the Treble. Made me my brother and Da aw roar wae laughter.

Tourtenay
10 years ago

That sounds like an Archie Macpherson comment!!

10 years ago
Reply to  Tourtenay

Tourtenay

Yep, a lot of words saying nothing – now where have i seen that before?

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Maniche
10 years ago

On a slightly different note, I’ve tried to access the official site via a link on NewsNow – and for the 3rd time in a s many days, it just hangs and refuses to work. Whoever is in charge of our online presence needs a hefty boot in the haw maws. It’s amateurish and pathetic and overall an embarrassment as the portal to our cub.

Sort it out!!!

10 years ago
Reply to  Maniche

Maniche

Wait till your comments disappear. Then it gets really frightening!

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10 years ago

Surely it was from the dulcet tone of Arthur Montford ?

10 years ago
Reply to  Qtongo

Qtongo

The man who could make WWII sound like two auld wifies fighting. If you ever wake up during one of his commentaries, you will know what I mean. He was not a bad soul and he was a lot taller than on screen. Must have been the checkit jaekets.

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10 years ago

I used to deliver the auld Mr Montford’s mail and he always said ‘any mail tismornin postie oh what a lovely morning it is eh’ to my reply ‘iye it is’

10 years ago
Reply to  Qtongo

Qtongo

Priveleged!

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Run Sammy Run
10 years ago

I seem to remember it being Willie Maley after a huns game I think. Not that I was there, I’m not that old.

10 years ago
Reply to  Run Sammy Run

Run

Well, I’m saying nothing. Maybe that is why I am suffering the memory loss.

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San Miguel
10 years ago

Is it Kenneth Wolstenhome ? Failing that it could be Iain Archer or possibly and this is long shot David Leggat.

10 years ago
Reply to  San Miguel

San M

DL couldn’t put that amount of words together in one go.
IA is a long shot.
KW – well, we all thought it was and perhaps it is now.

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10 years ago

Guys

I got the alarm clock wrong this morning and have been twiddling my fingers since 7am. What better way to pass a long morning than on ETims writing total – toilet beckons!

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the lurgan tiger
10 years ago

Hey if wee Shaun can pass a medical at Wigan there is hope for Rogne.

They should mibees think of a new doctor

San Miguel
10 years ago

Lurgan Tiger , aye must be Dr Pepper that is the club doctor at Wigan !

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