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Celtic Diary Monday May 10: What Can We Expect Next ?

 

It’s time now to look ahead, rather than constantly rake over the ashes of last season to try to make some sense of it all.

 

We will have a new manager, and just as soon as the English play offs are over, for Bournemouth at least, then we will have a backroom team in that he trusts and feels he can get results with.

 

One pish stained informant mumbled something about senior players being told this last week, well, we think thats what he said, he was slurring a bit, even if they’ve all been pretty aware of this for some time now.

 

Especially the ones who have been sold.

 

With it being several weeks now since Neil Lennon took the rap for something that probably wasn’t entirely his fault, the new man won’t be greeted with any sort of fanfare, but more likely with an enormous sigh of relief.

 

A new backroom team means that the current one will move on, and its probably for the better.

 

Supporters haven’t been able to vent their fury at the ground and this has meant a bit of an overload on both social and mainstream media, and none of it helped as players confidence drained almost visibly as the games and weeks went on.

 

Throw in the protests at the ground and the attacks on the team bus and its little wonder a few of them chucked it.

 

It’s likely that some fans will be allowed to some games before christmas, but not in any great numbers and one of the problems involves which fans that will be. Not because it might end up being all the whingy whiners but its likely to be based on geographical criteria.

 

Ireland, for instance, sends a lot of fans to Celtic, and I’m not sure if they would be exempt from any quarantine rules, and may find themselves chained to a hotel bar for a fortnight, which means they would be released in time for the next home game…

 

Hang on, coachloads of fans stuck in a bar for a fortnight ?

 

The hospitality economy would recover within days…

 

 

As it stands, there is no official word on season book prices or even if they will try to sell them all. There may even be a system where a book entitles the holder to a ticket in a ballot to get to a game, and its not difficult to see why the club are taking their time on this one, with one season of non attendance and piss poor tv coverage already under our belts, they want to avoid a repeat as far as possible.

 

With the election now over, there will be discussions with Holyrood aimed at some sort of workable solution, and we’re just going to have to be patient.

 

There’s cause for optimism in some quarters, as a combination of measures, such as vaccines, lockdowns and distancing seem to have curtailed infections, but the worry is that a relaxation will see a resurgence.

 

After over a year of this pandemic, the correct steps must be made to make sure we don’t end up back where we started, and common sense has to override the desire for popularity in politicians.

 

I don’t expect any full houses at Celtic Park possibly until the New Year, and thats probably wishful thinking, which means the fans won’t be able to get behind the team either, so we might need a little bit of patience as the new guy settles in.

 

 

Private eye magazine did a little piece on football finances last week, and one surprising bit of information it contained was that only two clubs are listed on the stock exchange in Britain…Celtic and Manchester United. “rangers “, of course, have their own unique financial arrangements and it appears so does everyone else.

 

Not being on the stock exchange means no forensic examinations, and more or less a freedom to do whatever is required to maximise profits, and this has to be a warning sign for an industry already deeply divided between the haves, the have nots and the keeping it hidden from the taxman camps.

 

It certainly explains the closed shop idea of the European super League, which will happen anyway, only under the rule of UEFA, and with so many cloak and dagger operations to “maximise profit ” with all the commission payments to anyone who is in a position to help, its little wonder the SFA can get away with their own ideas about maximising profit….

 

No one is interested in Scotland, as the real journalists are looking at much bigger stories, in the same vein, and that leaves us where we were a decade ago, with one club flouting the rules and the others turning a blind eye.

 

 

Drawing attention to this and dealing with the dirt on our own doorstep will not be a priority of the new CEO, simply because we have to get the results on the field going our way first, and that in itself is going to take up quite a bit of his time.

 

Perhaps though, someone who had a million jobs to do when he was CEO will, now his shackles are off, take up the fight against corruption.

 

If he wants to restore whatever reputation he had among Celtic fans, and to be fair, it was mostly good apart from the return to the old firm and a lack of accountability to shareholders over incidents that potentially cost the club millions, then an all out and focused attack on the SFA, using honesty as a weapon, will go some way to him at least not having his name followed with the contents of one;s cleared throat whenever it is spoken…

 

Unlike the rest of the board, at least his other commitments are Celtic related.

 

 

Meanwhile…what’s going on here ?

 

 

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James fitzpatrick
2 years ago

Be off with you its only the 10th of may , not the 12th of July

desdamoaner
2 years ago

Photos appear of the grand opening of the SFA’s new tearoom.

Cortes
2 years ago
Reply to  desdamoaner

We’re going to buy this place and install a f***ing jukebox…

Frank McGaaaarvey
2 years ago
Reply to  Cortes

Nice one Cortes u terrible c*nt!

Retired Internet Bampot
2 years ago

Billy , give me a “double beat” , I’ve got the new Scott Brown song to practice before we get right into the marching season

Broonybhoy
2 years ago

Caption : The *Rangers Board serenade another unsuspecting investor….

BornCelt!
2 years ago
Reply to  Broonybhoy

🙂 Or is it the Celtic board trying it on with Conor McGregor?

Bognorbhoy
2 years ago

Caption …you and your highfluting ideas can f off…

Bob Smith
2 years ago

caption: when ah went intae Slaters and asked fir a tin flute ah goat a wee bit of a surprise n that ken

Iancelt67
2 years ago

Do you know Zander Clark’s 12 th concerto?

Bognorbhoy
2 years ago

Caption two…

Listen mister Galway, if you don’t stop, I’ll make that flute magically disappear up your arse

Pat Higney
2 years ago

Caption: It’s 2028, and the last 2 surviving members of the Orange Order clandestinely meet in the back alley of the James Connolly bar on the Shankill road.

G R I N G O
2 years ago

There is no pandemic.

They just want the vac cine into yez.

And youz are all swallying it like the muppets yeez urr, playing right along The Appeasement Bop

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

And why can’t we write the word ‘Vac cine’ on here, Ralph, but you can?

Is ‘Vac cine’ suddenly a dirty word?

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Because if you can write it when we can’t it means that it’s YOU that’s decided to outlaw it.

So why’d you do that?

Mike.
2 years ago

“Triggers Broom”, sweeps out the Celtic first team squad, sweeping through the club, to prepare for our own new “Del Bhoy”. The Want-Away’s have booked their flights to the money – ball of the EPL. who can blame them for seeking a higher reward for their talents and to maximise their potential. The players carry all the cards as they should do, it takes a very special manager to placate them and keep them sweet. Brendan Rodgers stock too continues to rise, turning down Tottenham Hotspur (love that comic book word), as he is touted to replace Pep when he returns to the ‘Hola land.’ The other players, the ‘Misfits’ who could not find their place in the Celtic team jigsaw, will wait anxiously to find out their place or not, as Del Bhoy, will decide to keep or let them go.
The real Celtic Men players, well just cherish them, they fully deserve our total respect.
“Del Bhoy” and Rodney his first team assistants, allwight, hurry up FFS.

Mike.
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike.

Conor MacGregor as Celtic manager – Hell yeah, there will be no more Hun insults flying, the only thing flying, will be the insulters. Faith in our Forefathers, who built the Dams, the Canals, insulted, berated by racists and bigots, but who stood tall and built up the Irish Catholic community. We live our lives here in Scotland thanks to all of them. Berthed at the broomielaw they left their ships £0.6p a ticket, starving, bedraggled but proud looking for work to feed their families and work they did. Remember them…….

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike.

He’s Irish!

He could probably do a turn for us at centre half!

With one eye on a managerial position straight after.

The very man for both jobs!

He’s Irish!

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Sure n begorrah, I quite fancy dat Celtic job meself!

Puggy
2 years ago

Caption: Sir my name is Chappelle, Dave Chappelle, pronounced ‘Sha-pell’ and I’m a stand-up comedian. Whoever told you to stop and play as loud as you can beside me is a dumb-assed, redneck, sister-lovin’, knuckle-draggin’ mother………..as are you.

Puggy
2 years ago

Caption: The Major from Fawlty Towers demonstrates his Black and Tans training.

alzyerpal
2 years ago

Caption – As renewal time arrives, the Pie-Eyed Piper of Govan is out, luring the rats back to the Ibrox ticket office.

BornCelt!
2 years ago

Caption – ‘Well thanks Mr Lawwell, glad you hand-picked me for the new CEO as you move to a different seat on the board and are ensuring we pick the right manager. Heard you did na like Keano afore and will ensure Keano is not considered agin’ and all things stay the same, so do not worry, you play and I will sing.’

the real Anton Rogan
2 years ago

A recovered Paul Gascoigne seems to find himself a bit lost on Paisley Road West

Celtic Mikey
2 years ago

Christ, have I logged onto CQN by mistake.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Celtic Mikey

Yeah, I was wondering that myself …

Cartvale88
2 years ago

Caption
The Pied Piper leads a merry dance as he leads the rats to George’s Square.

Ah Ra media. A bunch of tossers that highlight the one trophy success of Sevco Incorporated 2012, love their coverage of Ollie McBurnie greeting a few members of the public.
As for Broonie it is a real shame that there will be no supporters at the game to give him a fitting send off

Cortes
2 years ago

“The board really is living in the past if booking a Jethro Tull tribute band for the Kerrydale Suite is any guide.”

Weered
2 years ago

Caption : Senior SNP luminaries celebrate in their usual fashion

pilsbury dough bhoy
2 years ago

Caption:
“I ordered a champagne flute, but then you know that perfectly well, don’t you Mr…..?
“The names Boyne, Mason Boyne”

charlie
2 years ago

caption timmy mac timmony shows billy baloney how to play the flute

charlie
2 years ago

gringo sooks his vaccine oot his neebours trumpet

G R I N G O
2 years ago

Why do a caption when it gets ignored like last time?

Those damt Tories deserve a lot more stick than they got.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Fvck it, I’ll do one anyway …

‘Who pays the piper?’

Mike.
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Fvck it, so will I..

It’s Wind in the Willies, as Toad (Ralph) and ‘lets go hunting Tadgers’, play us along with the “Soldiers Song”. with a toot on the flute and a twiddle with his fiddle….

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike.

And a Hi Di Twiddle De Dee

charlie
2 years ago

gringo sooks his vac oot his neebours trumpet heh heh ye wur right dingo

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  charlie

If I knew what you were trying to say I might respond.

But not to illiterate garbled drink stained p1sh I won’t.

G R I N G O
2 years ago

And while we’re on the subject of FACTS over idiot ‘conspiracy theories’ have a chew on this before yer tea …

G R I N G O
2 years ago

’A new May 4 report by independent researcher, Virginia Stoner, reveals US vac cine-death figures. The report is titled, The Deadly Covid Vac cine Cover Up’

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Stoner uses the US government’s own numbers.

Here are key quotes from her report:

“There has been a massive increase in deaths reported to the Vac cine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) this year.

That’s not a ‘conspiracy theory’, that’s an indisputable fact.”

“We’re talking about a huge and unprecedented increase—so massive that in the last 4 months alone, VAERS has received over 40% of all death reports it has ever received in its entire 30+year history.”

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

The increase in VAERS death reports is not due to more vac cination.”
“Most recently, the death count went from 2794 on April 5, to 3005 on April 12, to 3848 on April 26….1054 deaths in 21 days ….”

From the vac cine …

Can’t say I didn’t warn you.

SteveNaive
2 years ago

The “ whingy whiners’ dearie me !

pilsbury dough bhoy
2 years ago

Caption:
“Glasgow snake charmer fails to get the desired reaction”

G R I N G O
2 years ago

This fvckin page!

You can’t send anything on it!

Wtf is the point of hosting an open forum where folk can’t express their point of view, Ralph?

This ‘Awaiting For Approval’ Andes has to stop it and we all know you could stop it overnight as it’s you who pit it there.

So stop it, please.

So we can talk.

Cheers.

Owen Mullions
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

The askimet filter bans all sorts. I made a pun about Ralph needing a proofreader, missing out the first letter r and it wasn’t p*ssed…I mean passed for three days!!! We’re all adults and can cope with some swearing or none pc banter. It’s not even as if I’m a nutcase like you and Charlie Saiz!!!I’m so f*!#ing p#*!ed off with it I could kick some b!*#ard up the a*#e!!!

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

If you want to kick someone up the @rse over your post not passing you’re an even bigger nutcase than me & Dunky combined, mate.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Aye, you are.

You worked for Lizzie.

Mike.
2 years ago

Dangles the worm – ‘Look, you can make a lotta money fast, say’s the schemers’, the Ponzi scheme continues unabated, yes un. Where did they get their dough, get their dough? 60% of the Deadco’s income comes from its ‘cough’ fans, the rest? well a percentage of TV monies, the rest fvck knows. Well yes we do know its not from “Hair like Spaghetti” its from “Shares like Confetti”. In 2019 they King and Park or Park and Ride, converted a staggering £35.00 million into “Shares like Confetti”.
Some players will get sold this summer, they are on record as saying that, no ifs, no but’s, no mibbees. I’m still in joyous celebrations from 2012. Entitled? Hell Yeah, past insults, condescending behaviour, outright sectarianism, triumphalism, unbridled racism. Hell Yeah that takes centuries to diminish – fade – go away, disappear…

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike.

They won’t let it.

Too big a cash cow.

Mike.
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Since when Fergus found 5000 Hun shares. Resolution 12. The 5Way Agreement and eff knows what else. Yes, they wont let it. It’s their shameful behaviour, sickening.

Mike.
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike.

It’s more than that, it’s the betrayal of our club, it’s history and all it stands for.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike.

I know, Mike.

It makes me sick to my stomach to think of it.

Whitearra
2 years ago

Caption : Lester Young to LBJ : ‘Mr President sir, that is truly f**king awful’.
(Google them).

BJF
2 years ago

Now now Ralph keep up. Ireland is in the Common Travel Area no quarantine relevant. I expect we are a week closer to having our new manager named. Like you I cant wait to get back to Celtic Park but I suspect you are right about the end of the year or the New Year.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  BJF

It’s a fvckin joke, if they can have fans at the Euros but wee Jimmy Krankie can decide not to let anyone in til Christmas.

Scotland is a fascist state, led there by insane dreams of an independence that will never come in the globalist One World government that is literally just around the corner.

And it will be whatever’s really in their ‘vac cine’ that has enabled it.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Ah, it’s YOU that’s doing all the thumbing down, Duncan!

Just as Monti suspected months ago.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

‘Accusations’!

For thumbing down.

Poor wee you!

Let’s all have a wee greet for Charlie Saiz!

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Like you not only accused me but LIED about me mocking the dead, you mean?

That wasn’t an accusation, squaddie, that was an outright lie because unlike you I have never mocked the dead on here and was the first to call YOU out for it when news of Diego Maradona’s death broke and YOU thought it was funny to mock him with snide references to his coke habit.

I called you out for it and every other painter rightfully agreed that it was despicable, just as despicable as yer Paul Gascogne/Raul Moat ‘joke’ that you keep trying to defend from earlier.

Like all Brits you’re talking out both sides of yer mouth at once and anyone who knows how the Brits operate can see right through you.

Mocking the mentally ill while trying ta cat the good guy by downplay8ng the sick ‘joke’ at the heart of it …

Ye know where tae go, soldier.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

As for being the gullible mug on the shape of the ground you stand on, there’s only one fact you need to know and that fact is self evident and observable any night you wish to look up at the sky …

And it is that THE STARS REPEAT THEIR CYCLES EVERY YEAR.

They do not change nor diversify nor do we see parallax (look it up) as we should were we moving at yer gang a liars’ ‘20 million miles an hour’.

Do you know that yer space frauds claim that we’re moving in 4 different directions at 4 different speeds, Charlie?

I bet you didn’t even know that, as none of you gullible chumps ever do.

You’re all happy to cause an argument yet not one of you even knows what you’re arguing for!

You don’t even know the details of yer own daft ‘debate’!

The stars repeat the same cycles every year since recorded history began, chumpo.

That’s all you need to know to see how much they’re lying to you.

And you can see this with your own eyes any time you like.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

You know what ‘Parallax’ is yet?

Let me know when you do.

If your head is capable of grasping such an easy concept …

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Do you want me to tell you, Charlie?

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Good for you!

Since you’re so good at it can you explain the Pythagorean Theorem for those who don’t know it?

That is, the ratios that Pythagorus theorised MIGHT be the circumference of Earth?

Despite all the evidence to the contrary ..?

G R I N G O
2 years ago

Just gotta love those mental health jokes …

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Dead footballers again too now, Charlie?

No wonder nobody on here likes you.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Mental health jokes about Gascogne or anyone else is as funny as mocking Maradona’s death, Charlie.

And you fvckin well know it so stop acting like a wee lassie and hiding behind sh1t that a mentally ill man once said because it’s coming across like you STILL think it’s funny.

Fvckin hypocrite.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

You sick minded fvck, you keep asking us to ignore your serving the queen ‘because it was over 20 years ago’ but we’ll only respect that once you start acting like your head’s no longer in the billet and mocking the dead & mentally ill get cut out of your Army based repertoire, alright?

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

have you been mocking the dead by denying the pandemic. Not that I give a f_uvck one way or the other.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

Only you mock the dead on here, Duncan.

You alone.

We called you out for it.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

I only mock the living.

Cos going by how gullible they are when their governments tell them a lie as big as this it’s about all they deserve to get the pish ripped out them.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

So don’t you go spreading lies about me on here, cvnto.

Just cos ye got away it in Belfast.

YOU are the sick fvcker that mocked the dead, Diego Maradona at that, you & you alone.

And we’ll NEVER let you forget it.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

But NOT about his mental health?

Sure, Charlie.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

I’m sorry to hear about your sibling, mate.

But the joke about one sick man trying to help another sick man …

You must see the insensitivity of your play on that?

And the fact that you HAVE mocked my mental health innumerous times in the past.

And this is NOT me playing any ‘victim card’ as you claim.

I’m simply pointing out the facts of it, which not one of you can deny, having all participated in it.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Definitely not about his mental health of which I know nothing.’

Apart from the fact that he’s an alcoholic and a cocaine addict who thought it wise to go help out a stranger with a chicken supper and a fishing rod?

Apart from you knowing all THAT about his mental health, you know nothing ..?

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

I’m light, mate.

I’m going easy on you here.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

You’re talking out both sides of your mouth at once, Duncan.

A trick the Brits have perfected over centuries.

G R I N G O
2 years ago

If that bat had Corona why ddIn’t all the other bats?

Weered
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Because they were cricket bats. 🙂

Weered
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

A different genus.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Put The Beano down, Red …

Weered
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

🙂

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Dat’s a Topper! 😉

Puggy
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Duncan, Gringo I’ve a caravan lined with premium bacofoil – the turkey stuff, premium. Away and enjoy yourselves it’s 5g mast-proof. You’ll not be sure if the brain altering radio waves are near or far away.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

It’s all bullsh1t, Charlie, an excuse to get the ‘vac cine’ that isn’t actually a vac cine at all intae us.

But they’re no putting their experimental toxic shite intae me.

You mugs go ahead.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

It’s all hullsh1t, squaddie.

Why do you think we see the same star constellations repeat every year for thousands of years to such accuracy that mariners can STILL use a 10 year old star to navigate their vessels?

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

See, that’s the problem wae you soldier boys …

They indoctrinate you young so you don’t know how to think for yours
ef once you’re old.

And your bullsh1t mocking of the sick and dead proves it.

Lame brain.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Correction: 10 THOUSAND year old star chart.

The stars repeat their cycles year after year.

That fact alone proves we are not hurtling through space at millions of miles an hour.

Cos if we were the stars would change by the minute, never mind repeat the exact same trajectories year after year.

A 10 thousand year old star chart EXACTLY REPLICATES a star chart made today.

What smart Alec reply will Soldier Blue make to this?

I know …

He’ll revert to making jokes about my mental health like he always does.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

YOU are the guy who believes in bendy water, mate, not me.

Anything else you want to learn on this subject you can search for yourself.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Cos if you look at an eclipse and think it’s one sphere passing in front of another sphere you need not just your eyes but your head examined.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Water always finds its level.

It doesn’t curve, bend nor adhere to the exterior of ANY surface, not even your imaginary spinning ball Earth going at millions of miles an hour through a vacuum.

Where nothing can exist.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Ye’re wasting yer time, Chucky.

Ye’re too clueless for words.

You don’t even know the Pythagorean THEOREM, which measures this imaginary ball Earth of yours.

You don’t even know the basic THEORY, just like you don’t understand ANY aspect of modern science, even though the clues are in the names …

Gravitational THEORY

Quantum THEORY

The THEORY of Evolution (sic)

THEORETICAL Physics (without actual physics …)

The Pythagorean THEOREM

And the Grandaddy of them all

The THEORY of Relativity …

So you see, Captain Distinction, they tell you STRAIGHT TO YOUR FACE that everything they deal in is A THEORY but halfwits like you swallow it all up as fact, gullible unquestioning bams that yez are.

So it’s YOU CLOWNS that are the THEORISTS around here, mate, not me.

You stick tae yer theories fae yer gang a liars and I’ll continue gathering the facts, alright, squaddie?

And stay the fvck out of Ireland.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Tell me, soldier, what is the one piece of evidence that convinces you that you love on a spinning ball going 4 different speeds in 4 different directions?

IN A VACUUM?

Where, as your own science tell us, and a quick lab test proves, NOTHING CAN EXIST?

Take your time now or I’ll make an even bigger monkey out of you than Darwin did.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

*Live

And love.

If yer wife still lets ye …

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

The soon and moon are DISCS and NOT spheres.

You what proof?

Take two spheres of any kind you like, footballs, tennis balls, whatever, and shine a bright light on the back one while passing the other across the front of it.

Watch how the light hits the back ball.

Pay attention to how it DIFFUSES across the surface.

And how it does NOT make a crescent shape.

Fil this with your phone so you can observe the experiment.

The sun & moon are discs, Duncan, mere lights in the sky out there to mark time for us along with all of the other luminaries.

If we had been taught how to read the sky at school there would be no need for watches.

But they kept that from us too, and all so they could spin us this terrible lie hiding God’s own Creation.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Your ridiculous and pathetic argument here is a logical fallacy akin to saying the because the lamp shade in the ceiling is a sphere and the balls on the pool table are spheres then the pool table itself must be a sphere!

It’s a preposterous logical fallacy and what’s worse is you don’t even know what shape either the sun or moon is except that they’re round and if you watch an eclipse in relation to your experiment with the balls, should you choose to accept it, you will see that the two effects of light do NOT match up,

The light diffuses.

And why do we never see them dark side of the moon,, Charlie?

Why do all the other planets and stars and moons throughout every other part of the universe rotate but our moon doesn’t?

You haven’t a clue what you’re talking about on this subject and I can most sincerely assure you that I do and I will repeat again that just like Sevco being Rangers and all their other shite, the media and those who own it lie to us all the time about everything.

And I’ve told you already, YOU are part of The Bendy Water Brigade because YOU are the clown that believes in the bendy water that you think sticks to the outside of a spinning globe in a vacuum going at over 20 million miles an hour.

Therefore that makes YOU Captain Distinction, with the emphasis on ‘stink’ of The Bendy Water Brigade #1.

Fvckin blind mug that ye are.

Show me water sticking to the exterior of anything, Captain.

Prove that water has such a property.

To stick to things going at 20 million miles or even 1 mile an hour.

Or stationary.

Prove it, Captain.

We all knew you can’t as we all know water DOESN’T bend nor stick to things but we’ll all have a good laugh at least watching you twist yourself int all kinds of contortions trying.

By deflecting the point as usual no doubt.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

One proof, Charlie.

That’s all you need.

So where is it?

You got it or not?

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Aye, from you, attic boy.

You’re projecting it onto me because YOU DON’T HAVE THE PROOF.

Just like all clueless ball Earthers you wade in and cause an argument and you don’t even know the basics of what you’re arguing for.

Thats why it’s so easy to hump yez …

Because I DO have all the evidence and that’s why it’s me sitting here laughing tonight while you scrabble around in a sullen rage wishing you’d kept yer stupid mouth shut.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

I’m not playing any ‘victim card’.

You can save that sh1te for yer fellow soldiers who really ARE victims of an Army that doesn’t give one fvck about their mental health.

Or you can save it for the true victims of the wars caused by the Brits, one of which you actively participated in, even if you were just walking round the nationalist areas of Belfast carrying Lizzie’s gun.

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

While stars maintain their same relative positions and configuration from one year to the next, over a period of centuries they do not. This is due to precession, or the wobble motion of the Earth which causes the direction of its axis to change over longer periods of time. Greek astronomer Hipparchus is generally credited with discovering precession in 127 BC, having noticed that the equinoxes occurred in a different position among the stars than depicted on comparison charts of 150 years earlier. Likewise, star positions have changed since ancient Greek times at a rate of roughly 1 degree every 71.6 years, corresponding to a cycle period lasting around 25,772 years. The North Star around 3000 BC, for instance, was Thuban in the constellation of Draco, while today it is Polaris in Ursa Minor, and in 14,000 AD will become Vega in Lyra, before becoming Thuban again sometime around 23,000 AD

Pat Higney
2 years ago

I submitted one, nothing bad, never got posted? I can understand the need for censorship of offensive posts, but…hey ho! It’s his train set!
Definitely not in the clique!
It’s a shame…I look forward to the diary

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

Some petty clown’s going around thumbing down all kinds of posts.

The whole concept should be done away with, it’s fvckin preposterous and petty.

(Cue Thumbs Down)

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Same with the ‘Awaiting For Apreoval’ (sic) shite …

What’s the point?

If Ralph or Desi don’t like something they can just remove it.

Instead of driving contributors crazy as they search for the word that the AI finds offensive.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Who thumbed down a perfectly reasonable comment?

Come out and debate the point.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Shitebag.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Aye, ye’re a comic alright, Dunkirk.

But not in the way ye think.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

So how do YOU explain your obsession with bendy water, Dunky?

Ever tried replicating it?

Getting water to stick to the exterior of a ball?

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Ever seen a photo of aeroplanes landing upside down in Australia?

Or upside down container vessels weighing hundreds of thousands tons carrying over half a million tons of cargo sticking to yer bendy water as they traverse the Indian Ocean?

Now I know you and you know you haven’t because such a thing is physically impossible and defies all known laws of physics.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Yet HERE you admit to doing it!

Ffs, Dunkirk, ye can’t have it both ways.

You’ve admitted to being guilty of it right here.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

NASA tell you all their videos are fake, fool.

Look up Rob Simmon, ‘Mr Blue Marble’ himself.

Or just check out the small print on any NASA IMAGE you care to examine.

Rob Simmon tells you ‘NASA DON’T take photos, They ‘gather data’’ then they give that ‘data’ to computer guys like Rob Simmon to do a Photoshopped cartoon of Earth.

Then they present it to the gullible mugs like yourself as being ‘real’, while at the same time talking out the other side of their mouths in admitting that ALL OF THEIR IMAGES ARE FAKE.

You’re a mealy mouthed muppet, Dunkirk, a clueless wee halfwit cast adrift in his attic in a sea of endless lies.

But whatever floats yer boat, squaddie.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

63 million a day for showing bams cartoons they’re don’t even know are cartoons …

Great work if ye can get it, eh, squaddie?

And you do know of course that NASA are a branch of the military?

Ah hah, that’ll be why you’re so keen tae lick their bottens!

Auld habits die hard!

😀

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

You and yer pish stained ‘sources’, eh, Dunky ..?

There’s only one Truth in this world and that’s that everything they’ve ever told us was a lie.

Whether you believe it or not.

2 years ago

Peter Lawwell they guy who gave names and addresses of our own supporters to the masonic police Scotland.
The man who made a fortune out of the Barcelona tifo, then barred them as in my eyes the Lisbon tifo on 67 minutes against hearts was the best in my opinion. Yet he closed them down after it.
Failed to protect our players from the hatchet men, failed to raise a question as to why sevco were the only team in top flight scottish football not to have one single positive covid test.
5 young players of sevco put up for breaching covid when everyone know more senior players were there.
The 5 game ban not imposed till their most senior player became available again for selection.
The guy who forced a world class coach out the door.
But the disco lights are amazing.

The Cha
2 years ago
Reply to  Jimmybee

Agreed, the disco lights are amazing. 🙂

TicToc
2 years ago
Reply to  Jimmybee

Jimmy, excellent Pal. Lawwell should be hunted out of CP and out of Glasgow too.
In some ways he’s worse than ‘them’. You expect skullduggery from the huns (original or tribute), from the SFA and the SPFL. But from inside CP purely for money????? He’s as much scum as ‘they’ are, as is DFD, a leeching flea on Scottish fitba’. Fukk this, I’ve had a very long (if mostly successful) day and now knackered, and still indescribably sickened by Celtic PLC.
I’m offtae kip……but if Lawwell gets his just deserts, regardless of the violence/strength of it, I’ll applaud and say that’s what he TRULY ‘earned’. Ditto Fachtna!

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Jimmybee

He should have paid for the disco lights out his own pocket, Jimmy.

The fat cvnt could well afford to drop 2 mil and not even notice.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

It is you, isn’t it, Duncan?

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

No, I’m just calling out the shitebags that hide behind their obsessive need to thumb down everything I write cos they’re too daft to debate the point.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Yawn …

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Yes, I did.

Your way of repeating everything the other person says bores me and is a desperate tactic that can only be used once or twice during any debate as a fallback when you know you have nothing relevant to add.

It bores me so stop doing it, it makes you look weak and a bit pathetic.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Ok.

Now what is parallax?

TicToc
2 years ago

Aye Charlie, “an’ if yer singing’s as ‘good’ as yer flauting, can ye sing “Far Away” (as far away as FN possible.)

TicToc
2 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Charlie S, I don’t and wont visit this site as often as I once did.
Just to say that I respect you, your general judgement and confirmation via verifiable statistics. All the ‘soldier’ shite is just that, shite. One of my best days was spent watching The Hibees cuff the new huns in the SC final in 2016. Watching The Hibs fans singing Sunshine on Leith at the end was truly heart-warming.
Point is, the film “Sunshine on Leith”, IMHO a brilliant film, was about the trials and tribulations of two young men who happened to be soldiers from Leith, and hence Hibs fans.
For anyone reading this, I make the point: why give out shit to a Tim (CS) who happened to be a young soldier many years ago. FFS!! It’s the cheapest of jibes
CS, I’m really glad you stood up and fukked them off and I hope you continue commenting on here, ad infinitum. You’re a decent guy and from years of comments, I feel I KNOW that. All together now: “So-o-ldiers are we, whose lives are pledged to Ireland……….”

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Ah, that’s a far better rev song than that, TicToc …

It’s chorus goes ..

’Go on home, British soldiers!
Go on home!
Have ye got no fvckin homes of yer own?

For 800 years
We fought you without fear
And we’ll fight you for 800 more’

Ye know that wan, Tic?

Iancelt67
2 years ago

Wot u China say

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

He says it’s all bullsh1t.

Same as myself.

How did your vac cine go, ‘Lance’ ..?

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

I’m anti vax

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

You’re a wise man, Ian.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Would you care to elaborate on your reasons for being anti vax for the benefit of our weaker minded readers, Ian?

You might just save some fool’s life by doing so.

Uralius
2 years ago

Caption: No Pied Piper of Hamilton I’ll not be following you down to Leicester, unless of course you offer me lots of money.

Mike.
2 years ago

“The Brit Coin” and all it stands for. That is the *Rangers coinage. From its first kick of the ball, it’s reputation began its long slowly descent into the gutter. It was always associated with cheating, Stephen O’Donnell’s excellent book “Tangled Up In Blue” illustrates this extremely well. Somehow, Celtic our club, also became “Tangled Up In Blue”. The “Brit Coin” is a coinage of hatred, racism and sectarianism. You would think that Celtic, our club would never want to be associated with a club that promotes division, you would be wrong. Somehow, we are. When the ‘Brit Coin’, means more to our custodians than the values that our club presents, then their values are not worth pursuing. Somehow we have to untangle our club from the “Brit Coin” and return to the values that we stand for. Celtic FC, our club, was started for the most human of reasons and not for division, our support represents us with its generosity. #Shackles Off.

Mike.
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike.

It’s all change at Celtic FC. We are gearing up, looking forward to big change’s.
I loved 2012, the change then was devastating for the Huns. BDO and Duff and Phelps are in court currently. BDO claiming the ‘Basket of Asset’s’ were sold off far too cheap, point is, no-one knows what lies ahead, change can come when least expected.
So I’m waiting and watching to see what’s happening at Celtic FC.
Regan – Gone, Lawwell Going, Res.12 – 5 Way, contributors. New CEO, new manager, new players, plenty of change. Connor McGregor talks published, what else is going on behind the walls inside the Celtic boardroom? You never know.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike.

That’s right, Mike, we never do know.

It’s because they never tell us.

Mike.
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Howe true. That’s my green hued optimistic nature shining through, I try to suppress it, but…..

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike.

This is a valid and indisputable point.

Yet still some disagree but can’t find the words to write why …

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

Like you with all those theories you believe are ‘real’ …

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

That’s right, Charlie, gangs of thieves & liars aren’t interested in taking as much money as they can from as many gullible mugs as possible.

They’re only in it for the good fo the club, right?

Thats why we’re a skint shambles from top to bottom.

Because ‘every penny goes back into the club’.

Right?

G R I N G O
2 years ago

Here’s another ‘British science ‘fact’ for all you ex squaddies out there …

https ://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2021/05/06/british-government-to-rename-murders-carried-out-by-soldiers-as-whoopsy-daisies/

R.St.Parsley
2 years ago

Caption:
“Hullo, hullo Mr King. Are ye no’ oan the fiddle any mair?”

Mike.
2 years ago

Where’s Tub O’Lard hiding? no doubt in deepest Fife, stuffing pizza’s into his cake hole. If you shake hands with a Fifer, it’s not your fingers you should count, it’s your wallet. They called that nuclear bomb after him in WW2, ‘Fat Man.’ I’m concerned for his mental health, let’s face it, he is mental.

Dave
2 years ago

Caption.. Coming to a cinema near you Green Book 2

SteveNaive
2 years ago

Well done Channel 4 news on the Ballymurohy Massacre.
Murdering Brit bastards

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Was good to see everyone out in their cars with white innocent flags up the west there

And Charlie saiz has a cheek to come in this site and say how proud he was to serve and served with ‘distinction’

Him along with all his colleagues are scum and should never be allowed to forget

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

He fought in a world war against hitler and evil and would have had no choice but to fight

You and your pals over here on the other hand volunteered to invade another country and committed countless atrocities.

The 2 situations could not be further apart

Scum

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Do you actually believe the mince that you spout?

You could not mark your neck with a blowtorch

That paragraph along with announcing you received the ‘valued supporter email’

As the GB once said.. ‘would shame all the devils in hell’

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Haha

Won’t be long till you spit the dummy for the 5th time and go away

You really are scum. And deep down you know it

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Good to see Rodgers secure a top 4 finish and 90mins away from a FA cup win

Not bad for a guy who was ‘scared of the Celtic job after Gerrard came in’

Tell me Charlie, Neil Lennon got a new job in management yet????

Weered
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

The indiscipline of all ranks of the british army was laid bare today. I knew of it at a personal level, it’s no wonder so many of them lost their lives and were badly maimed

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Oh dear

Another scum comment from a scum bag solider.

You really have no shame

Weered
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

CS…yes things are better by magnitudes

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Weered

They’ve only Improved because they are not out in the streets and most of the barracks are pulled down ya roaster

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Aye, Charlie, it was all those damt Irish’s fault the Brits invaded.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

He was backed by the Brits, dummy.

He was their ‘Patsy’ (pun intended’).

For how can you ‘invade’ yer own country?!

Ffs, your posts are becoming more ridiculous by the day, mate.

You been letting they Brits stick unknown substances intae you again?

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

The Britons were a race, ya muppet, separate from the Picts, the Celts & the Gales.

Who they all slaughtered.

And was that 1701 or 1707 they decided to declare Britain a country?

You’ve got 2 different dates here …

So if every day’s a school day, you’ve just failed again.

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

*Gaels

G R I N G O
2 years ago
Reply to  G R I N G O

No, they weren’t.

Because the victors write the history so the history is a lie.

You can quote Wikipedia all you like but it doesn’t mean it’s true, mate.

Whereas I can show you evidence of their lies simply by telling you to examine the night sky and wonder why the stars repeat the same cycles year after year.

That is a self evident fact or there would be no such thing as constellations.

Now go ask Sikipedia how it squares that circle.

Monti
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Bgbhoy,
The world knows the truth m8!

Tal.

BornCelt!
2 years ago

So Broony’s role is coming to an end of his playing side. I like everyone else would no be surprised if another chapter in the celtic story is on the coaching side. Gues there will be some banners for today, hopefully the Green brigade have plans for a raucous celebration when he returns wearing the red. Will be emotional! God bless you Scott! HH!

Monti
2 years ago

FRANCIS HUGHES

Monti
2 years ago

NO BRITISH FEET ON IRELAND’S STREETS!

Mike.
2 years ago

There has been over the years many ‘tackles’ that border on criminal assault. The Ionel Ganea career ending tackle on Celtic’s John Kennedy for example, or Dean Saunders career ending tackle that ended up in court against Celtic’s Paul Elliot. But surely the most dangerous tackle in modern times which looked more like an attempted murder tackle was Kemar Roofe’s on Slavia Prague’s goalkeeper Andre Kolar. Roofe never even apologised for fracturing Kolar’s scull, the Huns even appealed his four game ban by UEFA. If ever a game merited more than a £7.5K fine, it was that game, that surely merited at the least a three game ban in European competitions. It warranted a message to all clubs that bullying, intimidating behaviour would not be tolerated. The appeal was rejected, but it was more like a slap on the wrist than a serious attempt at football justice.
Bullying – Intimidation, a typical Hun characteristic one wonders if that had any bearing on the Celtic players mindset when they played them.

Mike.
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike.

You look back in time, into Celtic history to overcome bullying and intimidation. Martin O’Neills team was full of big physical players, players with strong characters, the ‘Lions’ too had players like big Billy, Tommy Gemmell, Bobby Murdoch, ten thirty and others who could reply to intimidation. Football is not just about pretty passing movement, especially here in Scotland where referees show their bias. But, the modern day Celtic team, had really only one player that stood up to be counted whenever intimidation was in play, he of course is our legendary captain Scot Brown. He fully deserves his place in Celtic’s history. Any new Celtic players must have apart from any football talent the ability and the mindset to stand up to any physical intimidation. As for UEFA and the SFA there must be a new rule set out to protect players in the longer term, a revision of the rules is a must, otherwise – see you in court….

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