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Celtic Diary Sunday July 12: Madmen, Drummers And Bummers

 

 

The new adidas kits went on sale on Friday, and supporters found that if they tried to order the sponsorless tops they were told they were out of stock, a truly remarkable achievement for a product that hasn’t been made yet, and is only available to pre order.

 

 

But there is little doubt that supporters are happy with what they’ve seen so far, which means that there should be a timely boost to the clubs coffers and Adidas will be wondering why they left it so long to get into bed with the worlds most passionate and probably numerate real support, as opposed to those supporters who just follow any team they like the look of on the telly.

 

 

You might want to hang on a bit before selecting a players name and number to go on the back, with rumours of a new deal for Oddsone Edouard refusing to go away….largely because there is something in them….

 

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Will Eddy be given the number 7 top as part of his new deal ?

 

Will he join the list of club players to have worn the jersey, players who will always have that special place in our hearts ?

 

How many of these number seven's have been magnificent for Celtic ...

 

 

One of the most successful marketing campaigns of all time in any indutry involves replica tops and names and numbers on the back of them, bizarre when you think that somehow we all have found it acceptable to buy something and then print someone elses name on it, though if it raises a few quid, then who am I to argue ?

 

On the front of the shirts there is the logo of betting firm Dafabet, who must be over the moon that Adidas and Celtic have moved forward together, and it the feling is that they should enjoy it while they can, with Spain moving to ban bookies from shirt advertising, it may not be long before Scotland follows suit.

 

Even if that doesn’t happen, you can be sure whatever brand  adorns the front of the strip after the Dafbet deal runs out will be paying top dollar for the privilige, as the Celtic juggernaut gathers steam.

 

Meanwhile, another club in Glasgow has begun the fightback with a massive media campaign….

 

 

 

With suggestions from Mike’s Mini Market to Hundieworld already offered, I think I’m in with a chance of winning the first prize, which is two tickets for any Ibrox match of my choice.

 

Runner up gets a season book.

 

 

Though they have their minds elsewhere today, as it’s the 12th of July and the annual Burn  A Catholic and Then Walk Around Singing About It festivities are underway…

 

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They were all offended  by one “storie ” in the papers… it seems someone stole onto the roof of city chanbers in glasgow and hoisted a green and white saltire …with a big number 9 on it, and the hordes were fuming…

 

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It didn’t stop there, Cartuja from KDS spotted something ekse, and posted it on twitter…

 

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The response from Scottish Protestants Against Discrimination had us rolling in the aisles…

 

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That is a genuine response from genuine people who feel genuinely strongly about a flag on a pole.

 

I’m genuine when I say my ghast, once again, is truly flabbered.

 

 

Some irate gullibillies have taken to the washing lines in revenge…

 

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Meanwhile, on the pitch, Celtic have announced the dates for their friendlies in France, which along with the european qualifiers will all be shown live on Premier Sports, which means Leigh Griffiths won’t miss any of the action.

 

It’s very much a case of here we go again with the striker, who reported back overweight and out of shape, according to reports sanctioned by Peter Lawwell.

 

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You can dress this up any way you want and no doubt I’ll get the usual barrage of criticism for mentioning it, but the Griffiths Express is heading towards the end of the line, and there’s only one person to blame.

 

 

 

Due to work commitments and being a lazy not so fat anymore bastard who couldn;t get out of bed this morning, we’ll have to cut this short, and go straight to the caption competition….

 

Previously, on etims….

 

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Ralph Malph 

 

 Peter explained exactly how Alison was to play the Griffiths story…

 

 

 

Today….

 

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Whitearra
3 years ago

Deja vu, Ralph.

3 years ago
Reply to  Whitearra

All over again.

Bgbhoy
3 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

We await the response from Griffiths manager. Mr Charlie saiz has so far been unavailable for comment.

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Beaches are open again m8

bgbhoy
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

haha

Puggy67
3 years ago
Reply to  Whitearra

Deja vu, Ralph.

Whitearra
3 years ago

Caption : ‘Billy, if it’s only for lighting the bonfire, I’ve got a box of matches.’

Yoker Bhoy
3 years ago

Caption: New recruits at the UVF training academy learning to safely handle live ammo.

Super Leigh will have a big part to play in our 10IAR and beyond.

Ban the 12th July zombie fascist clown parade.

3 years ago

Sevco to beat Celtic is like taking a axe to a bomb

3 years ago

Breaking……A 50m crater was discovered on Fleshers Haugh earlier, when an attempt by SPAD to blow up City Chambers, using a home-made Tomahawk missile and a packet of Mentos, went awry.

R.St.Parsley
3 years ago

Caption:
Diary readers prepare to send a rocket up Ralph’s arse for his ‘Morelos to Celtic’ suggestion.

portpower
3 years ago

And the winning entry to the, rename that Ibrox megastore is…Bearfam.

sevco stubbed pinky toe on the 12th FC.

Warriorthruandthru
3 years ago

“It was either this or tell the sevvies that Big Mike was still getting his cut from the new strips. “

portpower
3 years ago

Caption:
Achoo.

Paul
3 years ago

rangers superstore name…House of Ashley…no?

Puggy67
3 years ago

Caption: Army confidence lasts a lifetime/ 3 seconds.

charlie
3 years ago

caption the guy in the middle says haud oan tae a get ma sore finger ot the wae

Cartvale88
3 years ago

Caption
Ibrox megastore, after this it will be called the Blue Lagoon.

Fathers Day is for fathers, Valentines Day is for Lovers, Mothers Day is for mother’s, Christmas Day for children and the 12th of July is for arseholes!

Toddy
3 years ago

From eating Tunnock teacakes on the bench to posing with a bottle of beer on a boat in Dubai when players were there to train to wearing his Celtic clobber in Cmilk shoppy. Griffiths is clearly as thick as f**k. We need all players firing on all cylinders this season more than any other.
We all understood his mental health issues and were/are sympathetic however Eddy was left running on empty as our only fit first team striker during LG’s spell away. Unfortunately LG is coming across as someone who only cares about himself. He’s a crackin wee striker but unreliable and we don’t need his shite right now.
All aboard for 10 !!

Brencelt
3 years ago

Some bears practice for the next armed (soon to be no arms) services day at ipox
#Hunbelievable

Magdalena’s Chestnut Gelding
3 years ago

I bet Sevco are really annoyed they couldn’t call their superstore House of Frasers!

It’s better than House of Fionas or House of Kyles, but unfortunately someone already owns the Aye Ready “Frasers” bit.

Toolworths?
BHS (British H*n Stores)?
Fatalan?
Black & Tan Summers?
Love Hunny?
Poop Locker?
VD Sports?
Flop Shop?

Bognorbhoy
3 years ago

How about …
(We’re not paying the) finefare

3 years ago

“they should enjoy it while they can, with Spain moving to ban bookies from shirt advertising, it may not be long before Scotland follows suit.”

Its also a hot issue in the UK, so perhaps it would be more prudent to get ahead of the rush before the inevitable ban comes:

bbc co.uk/sport/football/53261364

Puggy67
3 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

I bet you a tenner it happens

Salad queen
3 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Are both our cups not sponsored by betting firms?

highseastim
3 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

A load of nonsense, it’s like banning cigarette advertising (I’ve never smoked), I see more youngsters of school age smoking these days than I ever have in the last 40 years.

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Why are you looking at school kids?

George Lazenbhoy
3 years ago

Caption : hey lads safety first. Point the sharp end of the axe away from yourself.

OR

Scottish tories voting for trident

Monti
3 years ago

I really don’t want to say this but i’m going to anyway……sell Griffiths asap!

mattybhoy
3 years ago

stop f¥%#ing shakin ya p#**k

Uralius
3 years ago

Caption: Careful Billy we don’t need a spark of enthusiasm.

Bognorbhoy
3 years ago

Caption …
I’m Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Whenever I blow my mates away
The people always like to say
There’s Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle

Bognorbhoy
3 years ago
Reply to  Bognorbhoy

Looked at that photo for ages before I noticed 😉

portpower
3 years ago

SWAPSIES EXCLUSIVE:
Morelos to Celtic.
Griffiths to sevco.

Pedro, get it done.
(The Bhoy has a corked thigh ffs.)

Quadriceps contusion.
Bone formation associated with Myositis Ossificans usually ceases after six to seven weeks, at which time the formed bone begins to break down and be reabsorbed by the body. Complete recovery can however take up to 12 months in more severe cases.

Owen Mullions
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Lucidity? On topic? Own up what have you done with the real Portpower?

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Owen Mullions

The better-half has hid my ganja and the key to the cabinet.
Its a persecution of my beliefs and affiliations.
She
s getting Granny panties for her birthday.

Here`s to the resumption of normality?

capdevila
3 years ago

Storie and free reign. Then they blame RC schools.

Una
3 years ago

Caption

British intelligence recruits try to extract milk from a coconut

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Una

Caption: Una tries to change the fuse on her new iron.

Iancelt67
3 years ago

What do Bournemouth fc and PSG have in common?

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Hookers?

bgbhoy
3 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

pretty much the same as an invincible treble and 2 UCl qualifications in a row

pilsbury dough bhoy
3 years ago

When I nod my head, hit it

pilsbury dough bhoy
3 years ago

These new ration tins are a bugger to open

3 years ago

Caption.. as you can see, the bomb disposal crew still haven’t sussed it out from the previous time this photo Was used

3 years ago

Caption: Albanias Green Brigade get their first pyro.

TicToc
3 years ago

So, The Griff would be sold to bring in that fukking arrsehole Morelos?
Aye, eTims used to be full of intelligent Tims.
Game over. I’m totally disgusted. Morelos mentioned as ‘incoming’ and a
proven striker at all levels, Leigh Griffiths punted?
Aye, all those in favour of losing Griff for Alfredarsehole, raise your hand now.
Tip: if you raised your hand you’re a fucking clown, with no escape.
A fucking clown for life.
Ralph, this NEEDS to be addressed, with clarity, sense and football knowledge/awareness.
FC not PLC
HH

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