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Celtic Diary Friday June 19: Police Inaction

With little else except “Hey footballs  back , put a bet on 2 to write about, the rumour mill seems to have gone into overdrive, though some aren’t pausing for thought before turning their views into news.

 

Moussa Dembele, for instance, has been linked with a reunion with Brendan Rodgers at Leicester, which clearly shows the writer has absolutely no knowledge of the relationship between the two.

Dembele left Celtic and famously slammed Rodgers for not being a man of his word, something that we’ve all come to realise in the months since, and any reports to the effect of a move to the midlands can be treated with disdain.

 

 

The big story on Scotland concerns the recent riots in George Square as hundreds of “patriots ” decided to attack refugees protesting for better living conditions, safe in the knowledge the press would give them a platform to air their views and not condemn their actions.

 

Most media outlets went with the “rival protesters clash ” headline, which is clearly nonsense, while the Scottish Protestants Against Discrimination added tgeir somewhat overvalued tuppence worth….

 

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They do seem to face a lot of negative spin, though perhaps a clue as to why would be to watch the videos of their actions, and see if they can make a connection.

 

A connection  missed almost entirely by the media…

 

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Note the use of quotation marks to legitimise the presence of the thugs….

 

 

The police federation chucked in their opinion as well, which was even more bizarre than the SPAD’s….

 

 

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I’m not quite sure what they are trying to say here, but I am certain they are not saying

 

we are going to scrutinise video evidence and arrest thise responsible for the violence and intimidation during a peaceful protest. “

 

That is beyond doubt, and here I will expres a little sympathy for the police, all the way from the hinest bobby to the chief inspector.

 

It’s not their fault. It’s a dangerous job, it’s largely an unrewarding job.

 

Especially financially, as the wages are relatively poor for the remit of the position.

 

And therefore the job should pay more.

 

Because if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys, though one suspects a gathering of gibbons would perform better than the boys in blue we have at the moment.

 

Of course, one sensitive club/company weren’t happy at what some were saying about them ….

 

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If the club/company do prosecute, they’d better hope a tape recording of the Ibrox crowd isn’t played, whilst a list of Famous Irish Catholic Players 1900-2000 is read out…

 

Another deeply sensitive club have taken on the persecution complex of Ibrox and have decided to sue the SPFL for £8m of losses, and although Hearts may struggle to actually explain how they came to that figure, it shows that the siege mentality is now the way forward for clubs who think they automatically deserve a seat at the top table.

 

Perhaps it’s their mentality, although one suspects that as its widely known the tv contract with Sky that demands four Old firm games, despite the liquidation of one Old firm club, take place every season.

 

Maybe they have noted that Scottish football has lost all pretence of sporting integrity, and just want their share of the money on offer.

 

Listening to an old podcast the other night, we mentioned the row over the two semi finals on the same day, which was between the SPFL and the SFA, which at the time was noted as Round One of their duel for power…the second round taking place right now.

 

Neil Doncaster has been elevated to a position within UEFA that deals with sporting ethics, showing that despite their rather dour public image, they do have a sense of humour.

 

Speaking of UEFA, with the Champions League not yet finished but about to start befoire it does, let’s ask the man who knows about these things to explain it…Moravcik 67 on twitter

 

 

 

With yesterday’s UEFA meeting finally giving us some details about how the Champions League will look in 20/21, it’s time to have a look at what Celtic might face in the qualifiers. Warning. Contains a shit load of speculation to go alongside what we already know. 

 

First up, a recap. UEFA announced that for the 20/21 season – the access list will stay the same. – QR1-QR3 will be played as one-off games, with a 2 leg playoff. – home or away will be luck of the draw So Celtic will start in QR1 and play 5 games to reach the group stage. 

 

Key qualifying dates are QR1 – 18/19 August QR2 – 25/26 August QR3 – 15/16 September PO – 22/23 & 29/30 September The dates for the draws haven’t been announced. Associations have until 3rd August to confirm participants, so the QR1 draw can’t be before then 

 

 It wasn’t confirmed yesterday, but it’s highly likely that the normal seeding system will be used. Celtic are guaranteed to be seeded up to QR3. We’re not yet guaranteed to be seeded in the playoff. I’ll come back to this later, as it’s now a bit more complicated that normal.  

 

What follows is based current standings in each of the European leagues, and assumes that the seeded teams win each tie. That never works out in reality, and will be less likely to this season – given the one-off games, and home advantage being down to luck. 

 

It’s also based on the default access list that defines the round a team starts in. This can (and nearly always does) change depending on who wins the CL and EL the season before. Again, I’ll come back to this later, as it’s far more complicated this season. 

 

This is how the draw for QR1 might look. Teams in green have already qualified for the CL. As you’d expect, it doesn’t look too bad. But everything in QR1-3 needs to be looked by considering that we might have to play any of these teams away from home in a one-off tie. 

 

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An away tie against the Sweden/Belarus champion looks toughest. Cypriot champ Omonia Nicosia could become unseeded if the right combination of higher ranked clubs from Slovenia, Macedonia, Armenia & Albania win their leagues. It’s unlikely, but still possible 

 

Next up, QR2. Things start to get a little harder at this point. Cluj, Omonia and St Gallen would probably be the ones to avoid. Again, an away draw could turn what would normally be considered straight forward into something a bit more tricky. 

 

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Important note! There’s 7 days between QR1 and QR2, so the draw for QR2 will almost certainly be made before QR1 is played. It means teams can’t go from being unseeded to seeded after QR1 is played. Cluj, etc, would stay unseeded regardless of how many seeds lost in QR1.  

 

QR3. Getting to the serious stuff now. None of them look particularly appealing if we have to play them away, so a home tie here could be so imporant. There’s a decent chance at least some will have been knocked out in previous rounds, which might soften the round up a bit. 

 

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Note that there’s a 3 week gap between QR2 and QR3. This allows the QR3 draw to be made after QR2 is played – allowing a reshuffling of the seeds based on coefficient. So any of the teams listed an unseeded here could become seeded if teams ranked above them are eliminated. 

 

Finally, the playoff. Again, there are tough ties here. But at least it’s over two legs. The QR3-PO games are played over successive weeks, so there draw for the PO will be made before QR3 plays. This again prevents clubs who would be unseeded from becoming seeded after QR3. 

 

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Some other points. If eliminated in QR1-3 we drop into the next stage of the EL – where we could only meet other champions who have also been knocked out of CL qualifying. Elimination at the CL PO would get us an EL group stage spot. All EL qualifiers are one-off games. 

 

Will Celtic be seeded in all rounds? At this point I’d say it’s pretty likely, but not certain. Seeding is based on a club’s own coefficient. Higher coefficient = higher ranking = better chance of being seeded. Celtic are ranked 43rd in Europe. 

 

There are only 5 other clubs who are ranked above us and who could be in the Champions Route of qualifying – Ajax, Basel, Salzburg, Olympiacos and Copenhagen. If 4 of them win their league and make the playoff then we’d be unseeded. 

 

Salzburg and Olympiacos look good to win their league. Ajax will represent the Netherlands. Basel are 5pts back, and Copenhagen could be 11pts back later this evening. So to be unseeded requires either Basel or Copenhagen to overturn their deficit, and all 4 to reach the PO.  

 

This is where it might get confusing. There’s a chance Ajax won’t need to qualify if the 19/20 CL winner also qualifies for the group stage via their league. In effect, they would have qualified for the groups twice – leaving an unused group place. Ajax would fill it. 

 

Normally, we’d know by now if that was the case, and I’d be able to tell you for certain that yes, Ajax won’t have to qualify. But I can’t do that this year because we won’t know who has won the CL until after QR1 has been played. 

 

This doesn’t just affect Ajax. Taking Ajax out the qualifiers leaves the playoff round 1 team short. This is fixed by letting other teams skip a round – this year Serbia, Cyprus, Czech Republic and Croatia would all start 1 round later. 

 

But as we won’t know the CL winner until after QR1 is played it means teams who would normally have skipped QR1 now won’t be able to. So any adjustment to the structure of qualifying caused by putting Ajax straight into the groups will have to happen during the qualifiers. 

 

At present I have no idea how UEFA will fix this if the adjustment is required. They have to do something otherwise they will be 1 team short in the group stage. There are several option. They might go with 7 teams in the playoff round, and give one team a bye. 

 

Or they might adjust things in the 3 weeks between QR2 and QR3 to ensure there are 8 teams in the playoffs. This would involve giving a couple of teams a bye in QR3. However they handle it, it could mean Celtic have to wait to be sure that they’ll be seeded in all rounds. 

 

The earliest they can know for certain if there’s a spare spot is Aug 7/8 – if Juve beat Lyon. At worst they might not know until after the CL final on Aug 23. Of course UEFA might go down a completely different route and fill the CL/EL title holder spots some other way. 

 

I haven’t covered everything here. There are still plenty of unknowns at this point. And the potential opponents listed above will likely change over the next month or so. It’s going to an interesting year, with more pitfalls. We can’t afford even a single off night.

 

Seems straightforward enough….

 

Caption competition from yesterday….

 

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R.St.Parsley

Caption:
‘Is thick hun spelt wi’ wan f or two?’  

 

 

Today…

 

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Monti
3 years ago

Caption: ” FUCK DA POLICE ” by the South Central Laundrette’s.
With support act, Non-Bio & the comforts.

3 years ago

Neil mcCann joins with the anne budge statue defenders

Puggy67
3 years ago

Caption: The Eastern Star ‘spot the poof’ competition.

Whitearra
3 years ago

Caption : ‘Aspiring candidates for the Isa Drennan role in the first series of Still Game”

Rob O'Keeffe
3 years ago

Three points Ralph.
1.Celtic(9 in a Row Champions,again) have to play one off qualifiers in the “champions ” league?Disgrace.
2.Hearts and Thistle try to mess with the start of the league campaign with their legal action? Hope the SFA hammer them.Budge is a joke.
3.I hope UEFA took note of the EPL players and officials taking the knee and having a slogan on their shirts instead of their names? Should make Celtics’ defence easier when charges are brought against the Green Brigade regarding banners,political statements,protests being made…..

Rob O'Keeffe
3 years ago

Caption: Face masks should be mandatory if you look like this lot…….

Puggy67
3 years ago

Caption: When a good looking lad is born in Larkhall concerned grannies resort to semaphore to find the Tim father.

charlie
3 years ago

caption jeest ooty picture monty sais see if a wis gay ide ride every wanny thum ha ha ha ha hows it hingin monti

R.St.Parsley
3 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Charlie, nothing much going on so a wee joke for the day.

Monti survives a shipwreck and finds himself stranded on an island where the only living creatures are a flock of sheep and a sheepdog that have been abandoned there.

After a few weeks he decides to relieve his frustration by having a go at a sheep but every time he gets one lined up the dog charges in and chases it back into the flock.

In despair he goes back to the beach to drown himself only to see a gorgeous blonde clinging to a piece of wreckage offshore. He swims out and brings her to safety. She peels off her damp clothes and says:”You’ve saved my life, what can I do to thank you?”

He looks at the blonde, then at the sheep up in the field. “Can ye take that fuckin’ dug fur a walk?”

charlie
3 years ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

ha ha ha ha thats a peach

R.St.Parsley
3 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Thanks, I’m surprised Monti wisnae oan shouting ‘Pish!’ Did you like my sewage joke on yesterday’s blog?

Man in Denial
3 years ago

caption

having not had any attention from their men (since 2012) the Unionist ladies turn foxy and pretend to be statues

Holysmokes
3 years ago

I may very well have missed something so please enlighten me if I have but the police federation statement says ‘…green or blue…your side is as guilty as the other.’ By ‘green’ do they mean Celtic fans? Irish people? What do they have to do with this? Why are they being labelled as just as guilty? I didn’t notice them gathering in large numbers, let alone rioting. I’m confused. Genuinely, please enlighten me if I’ve missed something.

Brencelt
3 years ago
Reply to  Holysmokes

The huns are revolting (in more ways than one!)so the media can only report this by dragging in the green (Celtic, Irish, Catholic) card and use the old false equivalence tactic (they’re both as bad as each other).

Man in Denial
3 years ago
Reply to  Holysmokes

1. they are not very bright
2. they are not very good at their jobs
3. they are under undue masonic, roll up your trouser leg squire, pressure
4. they don’t want to offend the OL. Ever.
5. they really don’t like us green types.

oh and I almost forgot

6 they lost their team to LIQUIDATION

hope this helps (lol)

MiD

alzyerpal
3 years ago

Caption – As the young stud makes it clear that he intends to shag 10 in a row. The 11 damsels exhibit their sexiest poses, in the hope that they will not be the one left on the shelf.

pilsbury dough bhoy
3 years ago

Pan’s People reunion shocker

Malcolm McKinlay
3 years ago

Hi am Malcolm McKinlay born and bred in the north west of England retired @ 71 after 25 years as a sales director I have travelled the world in my job and found discrimination in the countries I visited.Unfortunatley it is bread in to a lot of people so they do not know any difference, there it is a growing problem with national front leading the charge. However things have changed financially over the last 10 years, Celtic FC are now the top dogs on and off the field. The newco boot boys will never get used to this hence all the grief over the last couple of months.long my it rain

Mike
3 years ago

Hi Malcolm, my name is Michael, I am (cough) 37 years old and looking for a bhoy-friend in the north west of England. I have red hair (some say its the colour of anger) its either that or a genetic Hun mutation.) I get my bloods taken every three months so that it can be added into the gene pool and used as a vaccine against Hunnery. I have blue eyes and a manly gait. If you want to get in touch Desimond has my number. He and I meet up at Glasgow central every weekend to discuss dogging. Cheers…

Mike
3 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Caption, River-dance 2030.

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Mike

🙂

Mike
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

😉 Dyb Dyb Dyb.(Do your best).
Dob Dob Dob. (Do our best).
DOB. 12th July 1690.

Monti
3 years ago

Where’s my winning caption gone?

sfa unfit for purpose
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

pizza hut , woking.

Bognorbhoy
3 years ago

Caption …
Wayne Rooney ,football manager poses with first team squad …

Bognorbhoy
3 years ago

Caption too …
Marshall Mathers reveals his social bubble …

Cartvale88
3 years ago

Caption
Leighboys new career after he gives up footie, training old Wags.

The drivel from Police Scotland shows where their true bias lies. Anything not from the right is a threat. To blame Nationalists, or supporters of Hibs, Celtic as equal trouble makers with the loyalist thugs is shocking, his comment on green and blue says it all.
I have e mailed Yousaf and Sturgeon demanding the two Police Reps involved in soft soaping biggotry/racism have a review on their clear bias.

George Lazenbhoy
3 years ago

Caption: sevco WAGS refute the claim the squad is too old

3 years ago

Celtic get worst round 1 draw possible .. Larkhall Ladies XI

Humpty Numpty
3 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

CAPTION
Coocadden’s kung fu team limber up for the Olympics.

Morto
3 years ago

Caption: Thank you Mrs Doyle, but myself and Father McGuire will stick with My Lovely Horse as usual.

R.St.Parsley
3 years ago

Caption:
Thick Hun who can’t tell left from right regrets swiping tinder to find a ‘burd’.

Owen Mullions
3 years ago

Caption: Sevco woman’s team perform the Haka…sorry, the Hackett before kick-off.

sfa unfit for purpose
3 years ago

head scarf posse , Word to your mother …

Iancelt67
3 years ago

I heard the ‘rangers’ are going to try out card board cut outs to fill the seats at Ibrox. They’re working on having the occasional ones that can throw lighters and coins to create that special atmosphere normally found there

Uibh fhaili
3 years ago

Hope ma hairdresser sees this

SteveNaive
3 years ago

Could Celts go for Ryan Fraser. Would he be an asset if he would come ? Yes and yes

Frank McGaaaarvey
3 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Good shout Steve but I’m afraid his wages mean he will be well out of our sights.

mattybhoy
3 years ago

neil mcCann & the larkhall ladies choir

Puggy67
3 years ago

Caption: In line with Bhuddist teaching reincarnation isn’t kind to Prince Andrew.

Mike
3 years ago

Heart Arrhythmia- Irregular Heart-beats.
Was there a more slimy toad than Wallace Mercer? He bought a controlling interest in Hearts and is best remembered for trying to merge Hearts-Hibs. “Hands Off Hibs” and Tom Farmer stopped that, another slimy toad arrived at Hibs with Petrie. Enter “The Pie-man” Chris Robinson and Lesley Deans. Robinson’s plan was to sell off Tynecastle to Cala Homes and rent Murrayfield, that went down badly with the Hearts support who spat anytime his name was mentioned. Then came the cherry on the top, Vladir Romanov, the Russian-Lithuanian- “The Romanov Revolution”. He had previously tried to purchase other Scottish clubs including Dundee Utd. but without success. Hearts were desperate to get rid off the “Pie-Man” and welcomed Romanov like a God, desperation breeds strange bedfellows. What followed was “bizzare” instant success with Burley, then like someone we know, meddling in football affairs and a tie up with a Lithuanian club.
Interestingly Hearts debt was transferred to HBOS and SMG. debt for equity sounds familiar.

Mike
3 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Romanov came, left and went to jail. On the 4th. January 2012 the SPL. ordered Hearts to pay all outstanding debts again (the timeline) sounds familiar. Debts off £25.mill. and Administration. In 2014 Budge flew in planning to stay for 5 years and the “Hearts Foundation” invested in total £3.6 mill. mostly paid by supporters direct debit. Since then a series of managerial incompetence and bad advise has seen Hearts relegated. The solution to the above was simple a good manager like Robbie Neilson.
Hearts- Partick Thistle (with its pools winner sugar daddy) and Stranraer all relegated, but going to court to try to relieve Budge’s incompetence.
Dundee Utd.- Raith Rovers (god bless T.H.) and Cove Rangers all to be promoted. As they too counter the relegated teams court case.
Scottish football- JOKE.

James Smyth
3 years ago

New picture emerges of the Eton end of year party

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