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Celtic Diary Friday May 29: Ins, Outs and What Its All About

The latsest from the ranch includes news of someone who wants to stay, Oddsone Edoaurd, and someone who doesn’t, Kris Ajer.

 

The former didn’t go home to France during the recent lockdown, and that was as sure a sign as any that the French forward was enjoying his stint in Glasgow. An improved deal should be on the way, and we can look forward to him leading the line next season, which apparently will start in august, albeit behind closed doors.

Kris Ajer will be going, although it’s not yet known where to. With Fraser forster and Mo Elyanoussi likely to remain at Celtic, don’t be surprised if he’s the latest Celtic recruit for Southampton, with Olivier Ntcham, should he leave, probably aiming a little bit higher than the south coast.

 

I mentioned in the passing there about the league possibly starting in August, and thats because First minister Nicola Sturgeon will talking to Neil Doncaster later today about the possibility of players being allowed to return to training next week with a view to the season starting in a couple of months, as planned.

Doncaster has a plan, and he’ll discuss it with the FM, but the best he can hope for is a provisional start date with conditions attached.

 

There are a lot of things to take into consideration, and whilst its the news we all want to hear, it’s important to remember that the current health crisis is far from over, and it would be unwise to start up again just because it would cheer us all up.

That , regrettably, seems to be the policy down south, with English football starting back up in a couple of weeks in the hope no one will notice that Westminster has spent more time and energy protecting a psychopathic advisor than it has protecting the wider population.

 

As a result, people have stopped taking the virus seriously, and its only a matter of time before the people are blamed for causing a second wave by not taking it seriously.

 

Bringing back the football is only a distraction from the deep pile of doodoo the government is in, and don;t forget, they have already proved they don’t give a toss whether we live or die.

 

Worryingly, they don’t seem to give a toss about anything any more, but will cling on until a no deal brexit is achieved, thus leaving their successors well and truly in the mire.

 

This attitude, of course, is mirrored in Scottish football, as we have seen in previous ramblings.

 

I had a thought the other day, though it was prompted by a Lennon CSC member, that grew legs the more i thought about it, and others added to it.

 

With “rangers ” professing, quite vigorously, to be the same club as Rangers, shouldn;t that mean that the massive tax bill ran up by the old club applies to the new one, and therefore is an overdue payable that bars them from European competition ?

 

And if they are a new club, didn’t they agree, under the five way agreement to pay all the football debts, which surely must include the tax and national insurance incurred by their players ?

 

All of this comes down to the five way agreement and the myth of continuation promoted by the SFA, the SPFL and the media.

 

Yet all of that need never have happened if Eric Riley, who heard knew all about the 5 way, as he chaired a meeting that discussed it, and Peter Lawwell, who denied seeing the confirmation email, stood up and made it perfectly clear about the reality of what was going on.

 

Rangers entered administration, and then liquidation.

 

The assets were sold cheaply to a venture capitalist who claimed the trophies and titles were all a part of the package, which he later stated in court.

 

The fans, having failed to save the first club, clung on to the myth that they hadn’t had to, and have been supported by the authorities and the media in their hysterical claim that all that happened was the club got new owners.

 

Which, of course, is bollocks.

 

The simple truth is that Lawwell reckons it is good for business-remember his claim about losing £10m – to have a functioning Rangers in the league, and one can only think that he agreed with the points in the 5 way and by not protesting gave permission for “rangers ” to become Rangers and indulge in the myth of continuation.

 

In short, all that nonsense about going for 55 is because Lawwell….and other clubs…didn;t make it perfectly clear from the outset that they were a new club.

 

It really is a mess, and one wonders whether or not it’s actually worth setting it all up again when the virus is under control.

 

It’ll just be more bullshit.

 

 

On Tuesday, we had this….

 

The tree which saved an 18th century Ascot pub from demolition ...

 

 

Uibh fhaili

It’s the same pub only the lounge died  

 

 

Today…

 

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Tim Bucktooth
3 years ago

Peter Lawell spotted in Milan airport. “Those crazy Italians won’t know whats hit them. £25m for Ajer he he he”

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Tim Bucktooth

I’d give him a lift myself!

jimmybee
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

What Ajer ?
The guy is class playing in the wrong position. Centre midfielder all day long.
Could and shoukd take over from Broony.
His goal against Motherwell where he bust a guy showed all the top attributes he has.
Classy player.

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

No for me m8

TicToc
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

100% right Jimmy. A brilliant utility player. However, if young Benkovic came back to us and we got 15 mill or so, I’d be fine with it.
Benkovic was the classiest prospect in CD since Virgil and look how THAT panned out. Big Kris is NOT a top CD, but a top footballer who can play there, and no doubt anywhere else he’s asked to play. But, KA IS replaceable. If he wants to go, let him go. It’s (mostly) been the Celtic Way.
HH

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmy,
I like Ajer as a player, i just have never been convinced he is a central defender.
He can play there and do a decent job in the SPFL, when we play in Europe tho, i think the standard is far higher & strikers drag him about a bit, that’s when it shows he isn’t a defender.

He is a good Celtic player, if a bid came in for £20-2m i’d take that.

HH

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

£25m

Holysmokes
3 years ago

Caption: Rangers fan tries to stay ’liquidated’ enough to continue to believe everything his club tells him.

Michael Thomas
3 years ago
Reply to  Holysmokes

Brilliant !!!!

portpower
3 years ago

Caption:
Shirley it all tastes like water…its in his kiss.

WHATs OVERHEARD:
Rod Stewart`s to unfurl the 9IAR.

alzyerpal
3 years ago

Caption – One of Gazza’s oldest friends, Jimmy Five-Bellies, goes to visit the misunderstood genius, at the Priory Clinic.

Mike
3 years ago

Great news about Odsonne but our thoughts are merging, because looking forward “is the game up in the SPFL”.
For years we have heard about a European league, you would hope that we were exploring that possibility. With Irish nationalism at our roots and Scottish Independence seemingly drawing nearer, there is no possibility of us joining the English leagues. Plastic pitches, dwindling crowds, a pittance from the broadcasting companies, having to sell our best players just to survive, ambition must be muted. Then you add a secret agreement into the mix, fraud and corruption running our game and Scotland’s shame the only show in town. Its very unedifying, its disgusting. Our support pays out a fortune to watch the games at dates and times to suit the broadcasters. Surely its time to explore more fully our other options.

Jack
3 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Always corrupt this time masons have lost there control debt liqudation still want to bullies teams not having it now lost power the old team had

The Name Of The True Rebel
3 years ago
Reply to  Mike

There will never be Scottish independence, not after Brexit and certainly not in the middle of this worldwide corporate takeover they’re engineering under the guise of a ‘pandemic’.

Independence is just the hook the Wee Tories keep all the mugs wriggling on.

Besides, take a look at what your current rulers did to try to send Alex Salmond to jail for life and you’d never want them anywhere near the levers of power in any country again.

Scotland’s a banana republic & wee Nic, Boris & Lizzy have eaten all the bananas.

Mike
3 years ago

In The Name Of The Wee Man!

I am a man, but not wee, you can call yourself anything on a blog, but that does’nt make it true, neither does what you say. What is true, is that you travel through Celtic blogs singing the same song until you are punted.
Superior, insulting Trolls with many different names, is not a good look, its only a matter of time till your punted from here, again…

Monti
3 years ago

You missing original rangers Zombie?

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago

a virus so deadly, that a big lardy fat @rse like BJ can walk away from it. geeze a brek ffs

The Name Of The True Rebel
3 years ago

Do you think the doctors & nurses dancing about and applauding themselves every Thursday are ‘taking the health crisis seriously ‘ enough, Ralphie boy, or do you think they’re taking the fucking piss out of mugs like you who believe there’s patients in those wards dying while those monkeys clown around outside?

Is THAT how health professionals should or even could act in the middle of a real pandemic?

I told you, Ralph, turn off your shit box in the corner and look around and you’ll see there is no ‘pandemic’ at all, there are no mass burials, no wailing in the streets and certainly NO overflowing hospitals.

In fact, you’re never off Twitter, go to #FilmYourHospital and you’ll see there, thanks to the sterling efforts of concerned & alert citizens worldwide that ALL THE HOSPITALS ARE EMPTY.

Also check the directive from the CDC back in January ORDERING ALL DOCTORS to write Covid ‘on all decedents’, that’s all the dead, ‘even if only assumed or presumed’.

Also look at the recent court case won just last week by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and the damning judgement upon the pharmaceutical & vaccine companies who have been adjudged to have bribed, plotted & cheated their vaccines filled with mercury, aluminium, formaldehyde & aborted foetal cells onto the market and into human bodies WHOLLY UNCHECKED AND UNTESTED FOR OVER 30 YEARS.

Now tell me this, Ralph/Ritch, if I told you I’d a serum injection filled with dead monkey parts, heavy toxic metals & dead babies here I was going to inject it into all of your family what would you do to stop me?

Exactly.

So why would you let a population reduction psychopath like Bill Gates, whose father was also a psychopathic eugenecist, away with it?

Because the media says ‘Bill’s alright’ and you believe them?

Do you know Gates was chased out of Africa & India for crippling & maiming hundreds of thousands of children with his vaccines?

That India is still considering pressing ahead with charges against him but keep getting bought out by the Gates empire?

Of course you didn’t, Ralphie.

Because if you did you wouldn’t be wetting your knickers over a ‘virus’ that doesn’t exist but whose vaccine is designed to fuck with all of us.

You haven’t thought it through, laddie.

And I can only assume that’s because you’re incapable of such a thought process.

It’s almost as though you think the media and government would never lie to you, even though you know they lie to you every day.

Quite the quandary for such a supposedly ’intelligent’ man, don’t you think?

Once you calm down and give it some thought you’ll see I’m correct and will be thanking me for preventing this dead baby/monkey parts vaccine from getting into your & your family’s system.

For this too is just another Masonic trick, Ritchie, just like the establishment of Celtic had to be run past the local (notoriously violent) ludge back in the day.

Except this time they’re going all out.

And if you want to know just how far out then you ought to start looking into what’s really going on before you fill your idiot readers’ minds with more of this wholly misinformed nonsense of yours.

Monti
3 years ago

It wasn’t Ralphs fault the CVA wasn’t accepted 🙂

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago

hahaha, I thought everyone on here was as thick as pigsh!t.

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

Not everyone, just you & Charlie Saiz.

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago

you have forgotten the counter part of this. how many businesses and lives have these left wing fascist punters destroyed so that they can look good in the mirror. The only good part is that none of the island people will be getting out any time soon. enjoy yer incarceration ya mugs. But no worries everybody knows what PPE is now. Another advantage is they can all grass up their “mates” and have them locked up as well. Hitler and his mob could have done no worse, Freudian foto methinks. brilliant!

thereisnovirus
3 years ago

I thought you people were intelligent, critical thinking and questioning but as it happens, you’re not!

Still believing this is all a genuine ‘health crisis’and Sturgeon is going to lead you to salvation!

What a joke!

Seems it only suits you to question anything when it comes to Sevco.

TicToc
3 years ago
Reply to  thereisnovirus

Oh arsehole, there’s more than ONE virus around and you’re just a miniscule version, a bit like sevco really. Just ask the doctors, nurses and all other (non-managerial) staff of the NHS what they’re facing daily and then have the gall to repeat that shite you spouted. You’re just a top specimen of a grieving, deluded, hun virus. A top specimen of what the SS Shieldhall missed all those years ago; a pile of orange shite.

BroxburnBhoy
3 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Well said TIc Toc

Iancelt67
3 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

You’re a clever man tic tic however mad kudos

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

its called their job and they are being paid to do it. what about people in the travel industry, I take it they are worthless.

BroxburnBhoy
3 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

Next time someone in the travel industry cares for me while I’m sick over a period of time with medication or after a surgery I’ll clap for them

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago
Reply to  BroxburnBhoy

Hell slap it intae them eh. Dont worry there wont be any left not to clap soon. Are you related to ugli patel? Bottom line is a screwed up economy wont be able to support an NHS. You bhoys have a weird idea of what right wing is.

TicToc
3 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

MabozzaFred, your comment isn’t really worth my time to respond to but I’ll just use your final word to describe it: “worthless”. It’s clear to me you COULD make reasonable comment if you so chose, but you don’t. You generally just troll and try to ‘wind folk up’ with some disgusting, right-wing garbage. Change tack or change site would be my advice to you, but I’ll be okay if you ignore that and carry on. You probably make as many friends on your ‘journey’ as the new huns did on theirs. None. Your shout.
HH

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

“In reality, the virus clinically no longer exists in Italy,” said Alberto Zangrillo, the head of the San Raffaele Hospital in Milan in the northern region of Lombardy, which has borne the brunt of Italy’s coronavirus contagion.

“The swabs that were performed over the last 10 days showed a viral load in quantitative terms that was absolutely infinitesimal compared to the ones carried out a month or two months ago,” he told RAI television.

right wing is when you cant leave your own house. No one is saying in the beginning this lockdown was a bad idea but that was months ago and the reasons for doing it have long gone. no economy means no health service.

TicToc
3 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

I both appreciate and value that comment Fred. No-one, not me anyway, thought you were not capable of intelligent thought and comment. It was all about delivery. Whilst the Italian fellow from ‘up North’ in Italy may have credibility, any view, comment, declaration has to be researched and backed up by equals or more. Anyway, I think you’ve made a move forward and I’m NOT patronising in my words. I look forward to more from your capable self. BUT, regardless of who proclaims it: this shit ain’t over, nor near so. My young brother-in-law has been a hospital doctor in the London area for many years; St Thomas’, St George’s and now at St Helier in Sussex? I think. Anyway, he’s now an A&E Consultant, he’s been on the ‘front line’, seen people suffer and die throughout and he thinks a 2nd wave is “inevitable”. He also agrees with me that BoJo’s a fucking clown along with the majority of his Cabinet. But this is not Politics nor tough-guy syndrome, this is life and death at the touch of the wrong areas, potentially for ALL. No-one knows for sure who may or may NOT be safe. I URGE extreme caution continuously until effective treatment or a vaccine is achieved.
Thanks Fred, if for no other reason than that you inspired me to tell you all this. Keep Safe, one and all.
HH and NINE 9 In A Row x 2.
‘charlie’ ain’t 9 IAR TWICE grand? 🙂

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

A second doctor from northern Italy told the national ANSA news agency that he was also seeing the coronavirus weaken.

“The strength the virus had two months ago is not the same strength it has today,” said Matteo Bassetti, head of the infectious diseases clinic at the San Martino hospital in the city of Genoa.

Not as educated as your brother, however … Lets all ignore the medical experts.

TicToc
3 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

My point here is not to outscore you, Fred. It’s more to do with harmony, safety and intelligence. I’ve no idea where your info is from, but I’m certainly happy to trust it, within reason, as your better you shines through this shit. He’s not my brother BTW, B-in-L, but the little fokker can’t half damage my supplies on his occasional visits. (A ‘vaccine’ against sobriety I Mean) Ah, thank fuck we’re no’ a’ the same. What a mess that would result in. See, it’s a’ aboot The Celtic for me. And there’s nae mair tenacious than Tims, when it comes tae Truth, which is my god if a huv wan.
HH
PS ‘shorthand lessons required’ HaHaHa 🙂
Kindly inserted by someone ca’d Andy, who huz dreadlocks……. Fr-itz a grand…….

BroxburnBhoy
3 years ago
Reply to  thereisnovirus

Another highly entertaining and crackpot conspiracy theory. We are laughing at you.
By the way your club’s deid. Beat it

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  thereisnovirus

FFS another one?

dingbat
3 years ago

After the split with Dean Martin, times got tough.

Anthony
3 years ago

Caption – Sons of Struth getting their head round the latest evidence of the unseen fenian hand at work following the news that Peter Lawwell has been asked to join the SPFL/SFA delegation to the Scottish Government. Once they’ve finished they’ll have a full statement on whether this news will lead to a new secret tunnel between CP & Holyrood or a diversion of the existing secret tunnel between: City Chambers>CP>Vatican.
Sons of Struth statement to follow…..

Whitearra
3 years ago

Caption : ‘Pedro Caixinha gets ready for his next video interview’.

3 years ago

Caption: Dominic Cummings found a way to cure his bad eyesight before the long drive home to London

The Name Of The True Rebel
3 years ago

Caption: Bill Gates will do anything to get that vaccine out.

Monti
3 years ago

A bit like you in your sisters room

The Name Of The True Rebel
3 years ago

Ye’re a daft prick, Ralph/Ritchie.

You know it.

Celtic are shaftin ye.

You know that too.

Yer readers are idiots and ye’re scared too let an alternative opinion through because you know I’ll show you up for the daft prick ye are.

But you’ll never get rid of me, no matter how many posts ye delete of mine because my words will always be in the back of yer mind, will always haunt ye til the end of yer days.

And you know what those words will be, don’t ye ..?

That’s right …

‘Ye’re a prick, Ritchie.

Ye’re nothing but a daft prick.’

And now you’ll never forget it.

The Name Of The True Rebel
3 years ago

Go to #FilmYourHospital to see just what a daft prick Ritchie really is.

Monti
3 years ago

Shut the fuck up you ya dick!

Una
3 years ago

Fukin moronic cunt, true rebel more like terrible bitter scum. Monti find out who this prick is give me a shout and we’ll batter this prick

TicToc
3 years ago
Reply to  Una

Hmmmm, that’s got the ring of a good day out. However, it’s huns whom gang up before they attack someone, normally at least 5 of scum to one. I much prefer the tete-a-tete thingy. Of course, it’s difficult to move in a complete anti-pathogen suit, but necessary against THAT Edmiston-8 yr. old won-0 Virus.
HaHaHa, thanks Monti for “Stupid, Stupid huns”

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago
Reply to  Una

wow! Some arguments can only be resolved using violence. Rule no.1 of the left wing progressive fascist

Monti
3 years ago

I’ll face you?

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Come on then cunt where are ye?

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

cooeeeeeee

saj
3 years ago

What a zoomer you are pal, I’d forgotten your name already but you made me laugh

Owen Mullions
3 years ago

Caption: Name of the true rebel prepares for his meeting at the Vatican with masonic shape-shifting lizard people who faked the moon landings and murdered Di on a grassy knoll in Dallas.

Cartvale88
3 years ago

Caption
The Buffalos agent prepares for a meeting at Ibrokes!

Playing behind closed doors starting in August can only mean doom for the soothside club, probably will not happen. As they do everything to support the entity that once was Glasgow Rangers.

Humpty Numpty
3 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

CAPTION.
You put your right leg in
Your left leg out
You do the Cokey Cokey
And you turn about.

The Name Of The True Rebel
3 years ago

Dear oh dear, Ralph, you even removed my caption entry!

Was this because it too mentioned Bill Gates or do you just not like me?

You prefer Bill Gates of Hell over a fellow Tim?

Monti
3 years ago

Who is this cunt?^

Polaris
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I reckon you’re spot on Jimboh. I’ve seen his distinctive style of pseudo-intelligence/barely concealed aggression, posting predominantly under TGM username, on countless Tim sites for years now. I thought the bitter hun virgin might have saved up and at least purchased himself a ride by now. Coincidentally, The Green Machine is a type of trolling lure, famed for having caught more fish than any other kind. Poor sod clearly has way too much time on his hands. Everyone needs to just ignore him; without nibbles he’ll quickly move on in his desperate quest for attention.

henkesdreadlocks
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

That mental case who visits us now and again. For the life of me I can’t remember his various usernames, but it’s him nonetheless. Obviously the meds have been reduced and the straitjacket loosened a tad.

Monti
3 years ago

Fredcdobbs?

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

nope. This is another intelligent f.cker. Good to see Fred still lives in the heart.

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  MabozzaRitchie

I never forget an arsehole 🙂

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

try women, they have a proper hole

3 years ago

Pedro leaving Ibrox on bus to the airport!

Aurelio Zen
3 years ago
Reply to  Franco Baresi

Ralph, notice you have inadvertently brought something in on the sole of your shoe.
Be a good chap and go outside and scrape it off
again before it stinks the place out.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Franco Baresi

French testing.

Shall there be Brexit atoll?

portpower
3 years ago

Its not mine or charlies fault here for the Diarysfaults...

Its they squelching sevconians sick of donnies aimed at their dog.

Their name will not go into the ceremony of the draw.

Better.

Mike
3 years ago

All winter you go out in the pishing rain or snow, praying for some sun and heat. The sun comes out along with the heat. You work in the heat until you canny stand the heat anymore and scuttle back inside praying for rain. The weather just like Hearts canny win, it too needs to be relegated…

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Whats the rules for how many oldies from the one side that can play in The SPFL Development League?

Lookin ahead for their plural change.
Theyll always be let be. Letem.

portpower
3 years ago

Caption:
Up next…Michael Beale`s to dance to the nightingale tune.

Monti
3 years ago

Caption: ” I’m following government advice, two litres apart they said “

Bognorbhoy
3 years ago

Caption..
With voddy and coke ,
A bag full of smoke
I’m gonna put this pandemic
Behind me…

Salad queen
3 years ago
Reply to  Bognorbhoy

Caption
Back of the Moray Emerald bus from 70’s onwards.

sfa unfit for purpose
3 years ago

Kris Ajer’s agent gets ready for his next meeting with lawell

portpower
3 years ago

Pedros answer:
'Here
s your flight.Here`s hoping for the reading of the ball.”

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Kris,
youre to know where the ball goes if it hits a divot.
Shield that ball while you
re on your two feet.
Ankle kickers.You`ve 90 minutes or the next game to Gently remind the protected species.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

If you are out to rob, would a Policeman let you get to your goal?

That that,that grab for that Crawford`s whistle… counter 999.

portpower
3 years ago

But think of the rivalry.Our pockets are now only full for 9 life times away from youse.

Not the only one`s wanting Ten.

Rob O'Keeffe
3 years ago

The caption pic must be of portpower going to “work”.What is he on? Please Ralph,find out and let me know where to get some…..

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

Closed border woopy Rob.
I dont get to my work because of a broken back(though I did work with one for four years). In Australia my injury is not classed to be serious enough to be covered by an American work-cover basis.

I induce bodily myself homegrown.
My door
s always open.
Don`t forget,you found it walking home.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Anywho Rob,whats JJs protected solitary consortium safari suit secrets?

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

That reminds me.I need to get some heatshrink.

Even the lavvy chain`s silenced.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

You shouldve met me while I was on the hillbilly heroine(oxycontin) Rob.
I was a Professor back then.

Theres something about soda bread.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Little do we know than that we forget.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

There`s a con,Rob.

portpower
3 years ago

Is there no vale against these cheating cvnts?

“An universal less importance want for your significance that jointly defines as constituting of deviation from the agreement.”

Us.

3 years ago

Hagi.s agent gets ready to celebrate with his cut from the Sevco deal

Una
3 years ago

Caption

Man does the right thing by pouring cyanide laced vodka into some prick named true rebels drink

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Una

🙂

Monti
3 years ago

Caption: ” Could you turn up Sky Sports News, Jim White is about to say something “

jimmybee
3 years ago

Caption: Turning Vodka into coke now that’s clever.

TicToc
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Er,em, Jimmy, the opposite would be even cleverer…..betterer….. or even fantabulisticerer….if it was coke intae McCallan’s 25 YO….HO..HO…and off we go, Bye, Bye Rangers, drank a gallon ae rum tae day, spewed up but cannae pit the smile away, Bye, Bye Rangers….now it’s gone all FN electronic, the facsimile is equally as chronic, there’s a horrid virus goin’ roon’, but it’s nearly gone in ma wee toon, sevco, Bye, Bye.

Uibh fhaili
3 years ago

Uibh fhaili celebrates his first caption competition win in style

jimmybee
3 years ago

Looks like Johnny Hayes is on his way. Thanks Johnny never shirked and gave us everything you had that is all we want from a player. Good Luck HH

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Get the fucking rebels on bhoys 🙂
UP THE FUCKING RA

FTQ

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

7-1

Bgbhoy can you imagine the nick of us that night?

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

…..Just to play football the Glasgow Celtic way!

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

SUNSHINE ON LEITH YA FUCKING ORANGE BASTARDS

What a night that was 🙂

Bgbhoy
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

A half shandy and bag of dry roasted and talk about the match?

Puggy67
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Respect for a guy with limited talent but 100% commitment to the cause.

Puggy67
3 years ago

Caption: Coca-Cola launch their COVID-19 Christmas ad Holes in Days are Cummings’.

TicToc
3 years ago

So, I just considered, wrote an article on today’s Diary and it completely fukkin vanishes.
Important, re Res 12 and how we keep it alive and a ‘computer glitch’ and it’s fukkin gone?
Enough of this shite: back to eTims 1, (ONE) 1, or shove it.

D'Finnhein Mick
3 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

TICTOC

Always c&p as you go along with important stuff. I learned that the hard way!

TicToc
3 years ago

Aye, D’Finnhein, I should no better.
Cheers Pal.
HH

TicToc
3 years ago

The gist of my earlier, vanishing, comment is this:
Res 12 is, and has been, intentionally booted into the ‘long grass’ by PTL (and his compatriots) who clearly has something to hide.
My plea is that this proper resolution is not dropped but is energised, even during these hugely hard times.
I pledged an initial £25, followed by £10 per month to arrange legal counsel and challenge ALL those things which were clearly wrong, illegal, and shameful of Scottish football in general and ALL those involved regardless of whether they pretend to support Celtic or otherwise.
That pledge remains extant. I will, in good Faith, pay the initial £25 plus £60 as a down payment on my £10 monthly. We have a world-wide support going into many millions, many of whom will be far, far wealthier than I, but I believe in the bigger picture of Celtic, Truth and Harmony in our ranks. If but 100,000 of our millions of supporters pledge as I do, an initial £85 with a pledge of a further £60 during the year, we’d be looking at a comfortable amount to bring the treachery of every ONE involved in the crimes of deception and fraud that have clearly taken place in Scottish football.
A worthwhile cleansing, involving many ‘crafty’ bastards over years. I AM NOT bitter. I DO require that corruption is removed, penalised appropriately and that Scottish football may become a sport, a technically encouraged youth development, et cetera…… but it has to begin NOW.
Name and shame every exponent of the private societies and little ‘clubs’.
Scotland is far BETTER than this and should be proven to be such. An END to small, self-serving arseholes like a certain Cove ‘individual’ who demonstrably cannot drink wine and soup (supp) on the same day…..ad infinitum, but it MUST be stopped.
TicToc (not to be confused with TikTok, another ‘enterprise’ which is disparate to this one.) 🙂
HH

TicToc
3 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Jimboh, that’s the spirit. Good on ye!
I think Auldheid or one or two of his ‘comrades’ at Res 12 could rally the troops and sort this, once and for all indeed. Phil MGB and others could surely add weight too.
HH

Auldheid
3 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

It’s going to take a lot more than Auldheid and co to act and gauging how much more will be the next step.

TicToc
3 years ago
Reply to  Auldheid

Auldheid, has any figure been mentioned regarding costing, say, a Judicial Review. I wouldn’t know how to approach this but would happily contribute as already stated. I’d also be happy to help promote crowd-funding but I’m not on Twitter or Facebook so I’d just need to send a helluva lot of emails to CSCs et cetera. But even a 100,000 tenners would surely be a start? I think/hope a campaign on Res 12 and some additional matters would grab a huge number of Tims’ attention. What say you?
HH

Auldheid
3 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Advice is outcome is uncertain and once money is sought/obtained the Res12 guys become accountable to everyone who donates.

There will be decisions to be made,different views on tactics, unforeseen problems etc etc.

The capacity to mount a legal challenge does not exist so it needs to be built first so legal route is too resource intensive to be first choice.

Handing over to police might be easier but chances are it will not be a priority for them even if they pursue. Celtic are the victims but if the victims dont want charges pressed…

Sorry to be so negative but it would not be right to build up hope like the Judicial Review driven by CQN post LNS did, just to fade away.
I understand the costs of legal advice there was met by one or two individuals so they were only accountable to themselves. A different kettle of fish.

TicToc
3 years ago
Reply to  Auldheid

Thanks very much Auldheid, for taking the time to explain that to me and all. I’ve been so keen to open this up I’ve no doubt been too green too, to achieve success. (of course one can’t be too Green). My thinking is still that a composite band of ‘Green Men’ can conceive a plan, almost certainly crowd-funded, to get this done. For example, you talk of a couple of individuals being openly accountable. That is just grossly unfair and unacceptable. Hence crowd-funding. The initiators would need to build in accountability support, and this is eminently possible.
My idea of an initial £85 pounds et cetera is maybe too much to ask. BUT, a signed commitment to start, with even a small amount, and to protect anyone at risk of financial distress due to accountability is well doable.
If you wish to take this behind the scenes please speak to Ralph. He’ll accommodate you.
Thanks a million from myself and my family who treasure guys like you. I’m in too much of a hurry sometimes, but there’s room for all. WE ARE CELTIC, stronger together.
PERSISTENCE BEATS RESISTANCE.
HH

TicToc
3 years ago

Please note: whilst I tend to think that our readers wont be taken in by con-artists, I realise my comment could be jumped upon by this human scum as it involves a payment or pledge of payment.
PLEASE, DO NOT OFFER OR TRANSFER FUNDS UNTIL YOU ARE SURE OF THE BONA FIDES OF THE RECIPIENT OF SUCH FUNDS.
Thank you and HH.
TicToc

Puggy67
3 years ago

Half our kids are worried that the government wants to implant chips in them while the other half are driving 200 miles to McDonalds to do it themselves. The other half canny even count.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

In Australia,Kids are hounded and fined for having the initiative to convert their own car into one of their own.

Patent production lines. Any age`ll do.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

P.S. Though seen but unseen.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Pre Covid-19 the better half and myself got a 2 for one Whooping cough and booster jag deal while on holiday from the pharmacist.(Because of the next born.)

The reason why he chose that field of work was because his GrandFather and Great-great Uncle lived and suffered with polio.

We both agreed,were cutting and digging into regions where we shouldnt be.

Brilliant person.

TicToc
3 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

HaHaHa! Fukkin’ excellent Puggy!

sfa unfit for purpose
3 years ago

So Ann Budge has been contacted by philanthropists looking to invest millions into Scottish football.
Be interesting to see how this plays out.

portpower
3 years ago

From now on no information will be passed on.

Are Hertz and sevco to grow a crop?
Isn`t a philanthropists a naked plant person?

Stargate Soccer.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Ours to today…could or should Hertz & sevco FC merit fulfillments?

Nota bene:The Dutch were the first to orange the carrots.

Uibh fhaili
3 years ago

Clapping for the nhs is something the tories wanted to make the nhs workers feel better , they should have givin them a pay rise they well deserve . Blair’s mob came up with help for heroes to get people behind them murdering bastards and the gullible fell for it not caring about the illegal war

portpower
3 years ago

Dont be fooled.
For when the opulent have to they
ll play someone false.

Just effrontery kind words is their guerdon extent to all.

portpower
3 years ago

charlie, is it true that Monti bought a BCD ticket!

portpower
3 years ago

As regards to the SFA;
we`ll just leave it up to the chair shall we?

portpower
3 years ago

Halliday Dossers…Motherwell will manipulate the XIAR.
Address ahold.

Iancelt67
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Farewell Johnny Hayes. That tackle in Rennes will live long in my mind and Joao I’ve nearly forgiven you for the Copenhagen fuck up. All academic anyway. The Huns don’t get further humiliation against Leverkusen

Iancelt67
3 years ago

Jozo

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Me and you could`ve eaten out for life Ian.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Soft

jimmybee
3 years ago

So 2 first team squad players gone. Johnny Hayes and Jozo.
Johnny Hayes thought he was going to get a contract extension as he had spoken with Neil Lennon since Christmas about his future and Lenny was keen to keep him.
Is this Peter playing manager again if it is we could be in bother.

henkesdreadlocks
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

This is just the start Jimmy. We’ might be lucky to have a football club in 12 months time. Time to get real folks.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Money makes money worth.
Bain of the world.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Ffs Pedro,please don`t sell Stephen Welsh.

portpower
3 years ago

I dont think it is about players leaving its about what coaches are to be coming in.

portpower
3 years ago

Scottish referees sponsored by specsavers.
For the wives to wear for twice the size.

portpower
3 years ago

The Scottish Premier League Ltd:

Robertson to be replaced by Gardiner?

3 years ago

CAPTION
New teacher prepares for his first school dance, the way he prepared as a pupil.

jimmybee
3 years ago

Caption: Englands chief medical officer before his daily briefing with Boris.

Devoy45
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Big mistake letting Jonny Hayes go. Also, we’re back where we started last season with problems at CB and leftback. Jonny filled a role nobody else could fill. Sorry to see him go. Simu was plagued with injury so maybe that’s for the best. He played well at times as well as having Efe moments.

MabozzaRitchie
3 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

CB, LB and GK

jimmybee
3 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Devoy Hayes would be better cover for Taylor than Bolingoli. Jozo was capable but just didn’t look interested. I thought when he scored that header on Cesars day it would have pushed him on but it wasnt to be.
The defense looks weak as it is but if we lose Ajer and Forster goes back to his parent club we are in bother.
Bain
Frimpong Julluen El Hamed Taylor are our only 4 defenders. Bitton would come in but again hes not a central defender. Bolingoli is just terrible.
Seriously this has to be dealt with quickly. This is probably our weakest defense I have seen for a very long time.

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

PISH

Puggy67
3 years ago

Aye sure James ‘Hans Christian’ Anderson wants to plough in cash for the good of every club. It’s a bribe to keep the wee Huns solvent. You have to admire his sauce (and salt.)

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