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Celtic Diary Thursday May 14: Squirrels, Smokescreens And A New Scandal

We all wondered why the “rangers ” suddenly developed a dose of altruism when they claimed to be sticking up for the little clubs in the league, and consequently turned their venom on those in charge at the SPFL.

We all know there is more than enough evidence out there to bring about real change in Scottish football by removing those who have allowed it to become the laughing stock of Europe, despite having a higher proportion of the population than anywhere else attend matches.

If the media, or any of the clubs for that matter, really wanted to change those who run our game, they have plenty of ammunition to fire, not so much a smoking gun as a machine gun with a full belt attached.

 

So why didn’t it happen ?

 

We could argue that the majority of clubs were too concerned about their own well being during the current crisis, and that, of course, is their right.

We could argue therefore that there was no real desire for change, although the witch hunt in the media and the wailing and whining from Ibrox would suggest otherwise, and only the next few weeks will see if everything settles down again and we can look forward to next season with at least optimism that there will be a next season, with all of the clubs involved.

 

League reconstruction has bitten the dust, largely because Sky TV want four games between Celtic and “rangers “, and herein we may see the beginnings of what was a massive smokescreen start to lift.

 

We all know that “rangers ” are in a bit of difficulty when it comes to balancing the books, and this Covid crisis has made things considerably worse for them, in that they have no money coming in, and little prospect of selling season books unless they can convince an already fleeced support that they should part with their money again, this time with absolutely no guarantee that there will be any football, never mind any football that they can actually attend.

 

That explains the creation of the siege mentality, which gave the impression, or rather added to the myth, that “rangers ” are badly treated by the other clubs, the SFA/SPFL and the media.

 

That certainly seemed to work, as we have seen, with some journalists even putting, and losing, their credibility on the line.

 

But for what ?

 

Why would they throw their weight behind a campaign that was never going to get off the ground, and why would they risk libel action from individuals at the SPFL who have had their professional credentials seriously defamed ?

 

None of it makes any sense, unless there was something behind it.

 

Look at the case of Scot Gardiner of Inverness.

He was prepared to cost his own club around £175,000 by advocating that the season should be declared null and void and all monies due shared eqally between the competing clubs.

There has to be a reason for that, and one can only wonder if he has been offered a position at another club or company for leading the line on this front.

 

There must be a reason for all of the fuss, and it certainly isn’t the reason we’ve been led to believe it is.

 

 

So, what are they up to at Ibrox, and in the corridors of power at Hampden ?

 

League reconstruction is not going to happen now.

 

That means Hearts will be relegated, and Ann Budge will probably take some sort of legal action, although it’s difficult to see on what grounds.

 

It means that Sky will get their four “Old firm ” games, and they probably now won’t push for any refunds from the SPFL for the early end to the season, and the quota not being fulfilled this time around.

 

However, they will want something in return. Which is the four games mentioned, but if one of thise clubs/companies was about to go under then the whole lot is thrown into turmoil, and maybe thats a clue as to whats really going on.

 

Could those in charge be looking at a little moral flexibility and be actively trying to save the “rangers “, for the good of the game ?

 

They may feel they need to.

 

But that kind of intervention would provoke a furious backlash from supporters of all clubs.

 

But what if there were funds available elsewhere, and what if a little moral flexibility was applied in order to attain them ?

 

Something like this, for instance ?

 

 

Apply for the Coronavirus Business Interruption Loan Scheme

The Coronavirus Business Interruption Loan Scheme (CBILS) provides financial support to smaller businesses affected by coronavirus (COVID-19).

 

Would a crisis hit football club-or company- be eligible ?

 

Let’s look at the criteria….

 

Eligibility

You can apply for a loan if your business:

  • is based in the UK

Staunchly so, and there are flags to prove it

  • has an annual turnover of up to £45 million

Absolutely, and there are accounts to prove it, available as soon as they’ve finished them

You need to show that your business:

  • would be viable were it not for the pandemic

It will be once they’ve finished doing the accounts

  • has been adversely impacted by the coronavirus

The entire industry has been shut down…all over Europe.  

If you want to borrow £30,000 or more, you also need to confirm that your business wasn’t classed as a business in difficulty on 31 December 2019.

 

This is the tricky bit, but if the SFA/SPFL can show they’ve checked the accounts , as part of say a larger application from other clubs, then everything would go through on the nod, a bit like it did when they applied for a European licence they shouldn’t have had. 

 

Does that explain why no one has seen their interim accounts yet, as that would clearly show that they werent eligible ?  

 

Does it also explain the nonsensical smokescreen we have just seen m from all involved ?

We have all seen exactly how far they were prepared to go in 2011-12, and there is no reason not to suspect they would do it all again 

 

 

 

there is more information on the loan….

 

How long the loan is for

The maximum length of the facility depends on the type of finance you apply for and will be:

  • up to 3 years for overdrafts and invoice finance facilities
  • up to 6 years, for loans and asset finance facilities  

I’m no expert on this kind of terminology, but if I was in charge of a business that was in trouble, one that believed it had millions of pounds of assets in players alone, I’d jump at the chance of a bit of breathing space, at least until the next transfer window in the hope that someone , somewhere will buy Morelos.

How to apply

There are over 50 lenders participating in the scheme including all the main retail banks. You should approach a suitable lender yourself via the lender’s website.

You’ll need to tell the lender:

  • the amount you’d like to borrow
  • what the money is for
  • how long you’d like to pay it back   

They could literally ask for as much as it would take for them to survive the pandemic and its effects, whilst Celtic, who have a cash reserve, use it all up….and then have to phone Dermot for a divvy

Supporting documents

You’ll need to provide documents that show you can afford to repay the loan. 

 

These may include:

  • management accounts
  • cash flow forecast
  • business plan
  • historic accounts
  • details of assets   

 

That would be no problem, as they would simply be borrowing against players, sponsors tv money, season books, and all of it would be government guaranteed.

Well, eighty per cent of it or so.

 

And they may well still have friends in the banking circle that would put the stamo of approval on any application, especially if it was part of an SPFL/SFA approved “across the board submission.

 

That, in effect, means they are drawing on the very taxpayer that they stiffed in a previous incarnation.

 Are we on the point of spotting the real reason for the fuss.
Has, for instance, Scot Gardiner been promised a job at the club /company ?
Have the BBC been promised a new beginning in relations with Ibrox ?
Have the print media ,,,ach, they don’t need to be promised anything, they do as they’re told anyway.
Were they all in it together to save one club/company that have done nothing but pollute the game in Scotland for decades ?
They’ve done it once, and there is no reason to suspect they wouldn’t do it again. 
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Salad queen
3 years ago

Very valid points Ralph. The sky deal depends on 4 Glasgow derbies but we can live without sevco as the crowds will go up with no tv coverage. Unfortunately not much chance of sponsoring.

Rob O'Keeffe
3 years ago
Reply to  Salad queen

Crowds go up? Eh,virus,no vaccine (even a hastily made dodgy one) for quite a long period,no mass gatherings,possible second wave of said virus? Without tv,football is finished as we knew it…

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Salad queen

Like I read.If sevco boycott Companies/Clubs, those effected will allow three sides of their stadium to be allocated to the Celtic FC.

Restrictions to what`s unknown.
The The Rangers FC? Effin idiots.

Tam the tim
3 years ago

I don’t know why the bbc are excluded from the castle. They’ve always been pro-hun along with the press. When you look back over the years you see the anti-Tic beeb doctoring e.g. the Vojvodina game in 67. One minute the pictures perfect, the when the goals go in it’s like a Chaplin movie. If bbc Scotland had been solely screening the European cup final something would have gone wrong, mysteriously of course. Big Jock had a name for the sports controller at the beeb and it wasn’t complimentary.

Mike
3 years ago
Reply to  Tam the tim

* EBT.
Dodds-£190,000.*
Boyd -£215,000.*
Rae -£376,000.*
McCann-£500,000.*
Thompson-£485,000.*
Ferguson- £2.5 Mill.*
McLeish-£1.700 Mill.*
Dickson-£33,000.*
Sir Minty-£6.3Mill.*
Souness-£30,000, (10 years after leaving.)*
Many, many more.(40% of *Rangers players.)*
Ogilvie- Dickson -Murray.
5 League titles.*
4 Scottish Cups.*
4 League Cups.*
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes as the man says

Fran
3 years ago
Reply to  Tam the tim

Yes folks the BBC did not show the 7-1 LEAGUE CUP FINAL 1957/58 said they lost the film on the way to the studio!
The 4-2 game League decider v Sevco they did not show the match. Their reason was.the technicians went on STRICK! Sky TV+Record+BBC are no friends of ours.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Tam the tim

Technology today,nobody needs the BBC.
Tom English and Co. have proved that.

The action to fix the boundary or limits of something… No better time.

portpower
3 years ago

Who else is in the thinking it`s all to be the moment the moment you realise the moment is where you are at the moment is that moments moment?

Piece and jam moment?

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

VIP Newsletter for Ticket Discounts…
Ticket4Football.com

sevco on tick scheme FC.

Cartvale88
3 years ago

But if you are swimming against the tide you are lost. The SPFL and the media can attempt to save Sevco but their spending to date is lunatic. They owe cash to a lot of businesses there are all the legal battles still to complete, what they need is a miracle, but in hell that does not happen.
THE Buffalo will not save them, even if they sold the whole team it would not save them, their hatred for all things Celtic deludes them into playing a gutter game to placate the mob. Their latest escapade was doomed to failure, short sighted stupidity. As for Cally and the other clubs that supported the agenda they will also struggle. There is a possibility that behind closed door games could run well into 2021 where will that leave Scottish Football.

SteveNaive
3 years ago

Good diary.
Do you think Celts would be complicit in these shenanigans?

walker
3 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Division keeps the POUNDS coming in…….

Rob O'Keeffe
3 years ago

Ralph? Most importantly,did Puggy “win” the caption “competition “?…. Signed All at Liebrox who are steeped in fairness and integrity and always pay back debts….

TEDisaWANQ
3 years ago

Interesting theory but given they couldn’t get a loan from any bank before the Covid-19 crisis hit due to being a major risk that they had to rely on Close Bros. the business loan sharks for cash (and because Duggie Scrote-Neck et al refused to give any more soft loans – exactly how did that £10m funding gap get filled then DP???) I doubt any of these lenders will pony up the dough unless it’s underwritten by the SPFL. I don’t see how that could happen because they’ll never have that kind of money…

Brian
3 years ago

Oh yes mike Ashley and his compensation. Just how long does it take for a judge to do some financial sums. Incredible.

jimmybee
3 years ago

Lots of whataboutery Ralph in there.
Wont matter a toss what help they get, if they do get it when the football starts up again.
Celtic will wipe the floor with them,might even be other clubs now who will raise their game a little knowing that they tried to fuck them over.
What I do know is 10 in a row is coming to a town near you very soon courtesy of the Green and White Brigade. HH

Puggy67
3 years ago

So what about Sportsound. Traynor sees the light at the end of the tunnel is a train and jumps ship. Their editor sees a chance to get back in with Ibrox now that the main stumbling block has gone. Uncle Tom English (is that the stage name for someone pretending they are not Irish?) sees a chance to up his profile and become the new Ibrox man on the inside (as they like an Irish accents in that parish). But they appoint The Grand Imperial Wizard of Mordor as their comms guy. English is blathering on about this not being Ragers v’s
the SPFL (ably supported by the salt and sauce huns, Staunchousemuir and try googling Stranraer suspend chairman over report of their own fans’ racism). And they are left with podcasts of ex-EBT pundits arguing with each other about who is the staunchest with a guy from Limerick trying to out-brogue them. And I’m paying for this pish? PL must be lapping this up.

walker
3 years ago

CELTIC would also be in the SCAM

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  walker

Orange Walker?

Rebus67
3 years ago

CS,

Sevco did not lose, they achieved their objectives. Extending the season as long as possible was one of them, but the other was to create a sense that they were being victimised. The media have bought this and continue to promote it. Now two things matter to Sevco. Firstly, in the event of admin., the points deduction is applied, if at all, to this season not next. Secondly, pleading force majeure, they still get a Euro licence. Both of these objectives need a) the season prolonged, and b) a frightened SPFL. They have achieved their objectives.

Rebus

jimmybee
3 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Very well made points Rebus.

portpower
3 years ago

Here`s straight away approval from the SFA:

Have the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund (PIF) been handballed to invest in Sevco Scotland?

We are the Piffle.

3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Cathartic Piffle?

portpower
3 years ago

I believe in miracles you sevco thing.

portpower
3 years ago

The SFA will haul in with trinkets here.
Crowned diamonds dont feed.

It wont be finacle of core fair play.
They
ll send in their own obeyed scrutineers.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

DUTY:
“Silk-n-The brogues lift.”
Newly initiated brother of what could`ve been while being just instead.

Jimmy Bell wants the jelly and ice-cream after the movie Scot.

Gotta luv it.

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
3 years ago

If this happens and they are saved at the expense of other clubs I am finished with putting money into Scottish football

Rebus67
3 years ago

Another pearl of wisdom or wearl of pisdom went into the ether!

Rebus

Devoy45
3 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Even reconstruction (14 clubs) would have given 4 Celtic/Sevco derbies. Home and away pre-split and two groups of 7 would give us 12 matches against the top 7. Home and away to Sevco. As much as I don’t like and respect them, I’m sure Sevco would finish in the top 7, probably 2nd or 3rd, in a league of 14.

jimmybee
3 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

I hope they are around Devoy along with Slippy G and I hope we win 10 in a row at our home ground of paradise against them. Hiw sweet it would be.
Then they can be killed off.
HH

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Teams around will have to merge and maybe play in good weather on a grass pitch.

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Is the game at the feet?

Rebus67
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

PP,

If the game is a foot, what happened to the other one?

Rebus

Michael Chalmers
3 years ago

Surely if theve no nomad and loans tied to assets they cant get other loans ?

dingbat
3 years ago

“Does that explain why no one has seen their interim accounts yet, as that would clearly show that they weren’t eligible?”

Well, if no one has seen them, they’ve missed the UEFA deadline which was only extended to the end of April. That being the case and the fact that they don’t need to be audited, we can assume that, in fact, someone has seen them, even if it’s only a bean counter at the SFA.

Not even the monkeys are dopey enough to miss such a hugely important deadline, even if the content is a pile of piffle.

“UEFA has decided to relax the FFP Regulations, by extending by one month (from 31 March to 30 April) the deadline under Articles 49, 50 and 50bis of the FFP Regulations, which require clubs to prove that they have no “overdue payables”.”

https://www.linklaters.com/en/insights/blogs/sportinglinks/2020/april/uefa-financial-fair-play-and-the-growing-impact-of-covid-19

3 years ago

Caption “Nothing to see here, move along”

BhilltheTim
3 years ago

I seem to recall that after the events of 2012 it came out that the “4 ‘Old Firm’ games” clause in the Sky deal was only inserted at the insistence of Neil Doncaster to give him some leverage when he was trying to shoehorn Sevco into the SPL and that Sky later commented that they had no intention of invoking this clause should ‘Old Firm’ games become unavailable. Has this changed?

Stevie D
3 years ago

Well there you go . . . if I’d known you could get a loan of a coronirus I’d’ve taken one years ago. Jeez! The times I’ve been fannying about with colds and flus and all the time I could’ve borrowed something serious. Oh I feel so silly now. Jeez!

charlie
3 years ago

see if awe these mugs talkin aboot c19 oan the telly had to spend an hour in a care home the cowardly barstewards would ching thur tune double the carers wages cause its the right thing to dae ffs

charlie
3 years ago
Reply to  charlie

ffs laura and the loonball hurragh henries ur havin the time ae thur life oan the bbc goodness fuckin me……………droon thum

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