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Celtic Diary Thursday April 9: A Cry For Help

One has to begin to question the basis on what football clubs-or companies -are being run.

 

With the uncertainty around when the domestic league and cup competitions , the SPFL asked the clubs to consider calling a halt to the season.

 

Which would mean that positions held at the moment would, as it says in the rules, become the final positions.

 

Of course, one or two clubs don’t want that. It doesn’t suit them, and so therefore it shouldn’t suit anyone.

 

Heart of Midlothian currently sit at the bottom of the Premiership, and don’t fancy relegation. If they had put as much effort into winning games as they have into moaning about how unfair everthing is, then they would have probably won the league, and maybe the boat race, Wimbledon and the Grand National as well.

 

As the BBC reports;

 

Hearts: Ann Budge says club will not vote for SPFL plan

 

She said;

“This is a time to pull together to find an equitable solution for all. 

(for Hearts )

If something is right, it is right: if it is wrong, it is wrong. 

( following the rules ? )

“We will continue to lobby for doing the right thing, both for clubs and for Scottish football.” 

( for Hearts )

 

The report continues….

 

Hearts will support the members resolution that Rangers will propose to enable prize money to be distributed now without calling the league. 

 

( ” rangers released a statement, we’ll get to that in a minute. It’s not so much a statement, really, as a panic stricken cry for help )

 

As it stands, clubs have until 17:00 BST on Friday to vote on whether the lower-league campaigns should be ended, with final places decided on average points per game.

 

For the resolution to pass, nine Premiership clubs, eight Championship, and 15 in Leagues One and Two combined need to vote in favour. 

 

We know “rangers “, who need money desperately, and Hearts, who need divine intervention, won’t vote for it. Hamilton, who have a conflict of interest, will probably be the third one club, with Kilmarnock being the fourth.

 

The SPFL say that would enable them to pay prize money, but Budge has echoed Rangers and Partick Thistle – who would both also be adversely affected – in saying the two matters need not be linked. 

 

“I do not accept that this resolution needs to be passed in order to release those funds,” she said. 

 

Well, she wouldn’t, would she ?

 

“If the Government can change the laws of the land within 24 hours to cope with this crisis, then surely it cannot be impossible for Scottish football’s governing bodies to modify rules to get things done. 

 

“I firmly believe we must try to find a solution which ensures that no club should be penalised as a consequence of these exceptional circumstances.” 

 

Er, there is one. It’s in the rules. The clubs signed up to them, and if they don;t like them, they can play in another league. Rules cannot be changed to suit one -or two club.

 

Not again, anyway.

 

Perhaps Budge should consider how the rest of the league reacted when “rangers ” replaced Rangers and the authorities tried forst of all to shoehorn them into the Premiership, then the championship and member clubs were forced to deny them, largely because supporters demanded the rules were adhered to.

 

She may be about to find out that what she wants is at odds with what the wider fan base wants, and the more she keeps repeating her selfish demands, the more she will lose respect and any support she may have.

 

 

Hearts aren;t the only ones in trouble, of course, but they are the only ones moaning about it.

 

“rangers ” aren’t moaning about it, they’re positively screaming, and have even come up with a little soundbite that they hope will catch on and put pressure on the SPFL.

 

 

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Their statement, as usual badly thought out and presented, should lift the spirits as you read it…

 

CONSIDERING the current circumstances and increased speculation surrounding the ongoing impact of the Coronavirus pandemic on Scottish football, we felt it is incumbent that we provide clarity in relation to our position. 

 

I’ll clarify that bit-“We’re fucked ”

 

For the avoidance of doubt, Rangers firmly believe that the 2019/20 season is only complete when all 38 games have been played to a finish. 

 

Ah, good, so we can wait until then ?

 

Nevertheless, we are conscious of the ongoing financial hardships faced by many clubs within the Scottish game. 

 

Us. And Hearts.

 

No business is immune from the impact of Coronavirus and we were proud of our players and senior staff’s voluntary decision to defer their wages to ensure job security for their colleagues at Ibrox. 

 

Especially us. and Hearts. And Hamilton when our new gaffer tells them they are.

 

Furthermore, many clubs urgently require financial support to maintain cash flow and allow them to survive this current impasse so they can return to normal business when the current government lockdown is relaxed. 

 

Normal business at Ibrox involves losing lots of money, and they haven;t got any at the moment to lose.

 

It is important to recognise that these clubs across all the leagues are now in a financially precarious situation. 

 

Not as precarious as we are.

 

As a club, Rangers will immediately propose a member’s resolution which would release prize money to be distributed to all clubs throughout Scotland urgently. 

 

Us first. Then Hearts.

 

We believe that this is the priority in the present circumstances. It is vital to show respect for all clubs across the Scottish game, regardless of league position or financial standing. We must work together with a unity of purpose for the betterment of the Scottish game. 

 

But mostly us. And Hearts.

 

We are also acutely aware of other issues which are less pressing but, are forming key parts of the football narrative in Scotland. Nothing is more important than protecting the future of every club in Scotland as we are cognisant that this has a direct impact upon people’s livelihoods.

 

We’ve lost one club over here, we think we got away with that, but if we lose another one, someone might start asking questions.

 

It is abhorrent that certain clubs could be unfairly relegated if the current SPFL proposals were implemented. We must future proof the Scottish game. 

 

Hearts.

 

Any restructure of the SPFL or other solutions to the current impasse must be afforded time to scrutinise in detail and consider all options. The consequences of forcing through change without due care and attention will have severe consequences for the Scottish game. 

 

One change would be another Ibrox club going to the wall.

 

Scottish football must work together for the common good of every club, their staff and supporters. 

 

Us. Hearts, and probably Hamilton.

 

Any attempts to railroad changes to existing rules or run roughshod over corporate governance will be opposed in the strongest possible terms. We must allow decisions to be made in a rational, fair and balanced manner. 

 

Fair and rational for us. fuck everyone else. Except Hearts, and probably Hamilton.

 

In the meantime, we expect clubs to support our member’s resolution which will provide financial support to those who need it most.  

 

Us. And Hearts.

 

Effectively, they don;t want to play out the season, but are demanding it is, though they want the money they would earn for finishing second now, even though technically they are not assured of that position.

 

As soon as Peter Lawwell has finished laughing, he may decide its time to stop allowing basket cases such as “rangers ” and Hearts to stop driving the narrative.

 

It’s embarrassing.

 

What concerns me, and should concern others, is that supporters are being told that their clubs are going down the tubes after a short period of inactivity.

 

One might be tempted to ask what they have done with all the money, and maybe the first job for clubs is to perhaps tighten their belts a wee bit….instead of screaming for help at the first sign of a problem.

 

What if circumstances dictate that there is no more football this year ?

 

No one can say for certain there will be.

Throwing money towards badly ran businesses is not going to help.

 

Indeed, when al of this is over, you may find new owners in the shop around the corner, or even a completely new business taking over the premises.

That’s unavoidable, and football clubs cannot be an exception.

There will always be a demand for the game, and we may see an entirely new set up when it all starts again.

Perhaps those clubs will be better run….

 

“rangers” can, of course, depend on a minority of their support to tuck themselves fully behind them.

 

Thats because a significant proportion of them are detached from the reality outlined above.

 

Such as this chap…

 

 

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Yesterday, we had this…

 

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Today…
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George Lazenbhoy
4 years ago

Gazza hits a new low

Rob O'Keeffe
4 years ago

Really good piece today Ralph.The Sooside Skint Sectarians and their little cousins in Edinburgh are an embarrassment and an utter disgrace.I know these are crazy days but for that mob at Liebrox to disgracefully use this situation to cover up financial malfeasance which was mainly headed by Dave,the convicted fraudster,over the last few years in a desperate attempt to stop the Celts,is cringeworthy.Celtic should come out,from their position of strength,and on conference call,tell these Huns that they can take Ralph’s legendary f.ck off etc advice.Enough is enough with these w.nkers…..

Bognorbhoy
4 years ago

Caption …
I’ve just been on a bear hunt …

Bognorbhoy
4 years ago
Reply to  Bognorbhoy

Never found a handsome one ..

Level 5 plant
4 years ago

Bear craps himself on hearing news Celtic are going to be crowned 9IAR champions!

Whitearra
4 years ago

Caption : ‘F@@k, that Winnie knows how to party.’

TonyDtic
4 years ago

Caption – death of the 2nd ibrox outfit within 10 years drives Broxi to suicide.

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago

Caption………

Having been informed by the club company thingy down Govan way that he was being FURloughed due to the current Covid19 crisis, Broxi Bear, beloved to be in an inebriated state, was seen leaving his flat via the window shouting that he knew the club/company was skint and was last heard screaming,‘no way those cvnts are getting anywhere near me with a razor’.
The club/company thingy have yet to issue a statement, only mentioning that they are currently awaiting a delivery of Crayola and a statement will be forthcoming.

charlie
4 years ago

henke you took that wan to far …….heh heh

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Lot of time on my hands Charlie. Even did the self haircut challenge today. What a feckin mess.. haha

4 years ago

You did what?

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I cut my own hair. Hadn’t had a haircut since before Christmas and bhoy was it long. Put it this way, it was that long, if it was 2000 years ago just about this time, I’d have been dragged away and nailed to a cross.

4 years ago

Mine grows but only in patches, like an overhead surveillance pic of the bahamas.

charlie
4 years ago

henke ma mates got wanny they buzzers a few ae us wer in his hoose drinkin wan night and decided tae gie each other haircuts …….we looked like a buncha absconders fae carstairs he he

4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Charlie,
Can you dae your sack with that thing?
I like it clean down there.

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Would you dare put something that resembles a miniature Rottweiler near your gnads? I think you must be suffering badly from lockdown fatigue. Saying that, it would certainly give you a buzz.

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

monti you could gie it a buzz he he

4 years ago

Caption.If paddington bear,got off at govan,

Puggy67
4 years ago

Caption: Chaos at Longleat as Lord Bath’s Executor informs the room that he bequeathed his estate to his teddy bear.

Puggy67
4 years ago

Caption: Chaos at Balmoral as a befuddled Duke of Edinburgh tries to ‘take out the ginger bastard.’

mcklintop
4 years ago

Prince Phillip trials new anti sun glare safety device.

mattyboy
4 years ago

broxibear hits a whitey as celtic are declared champions

highseastim
4 years ago

Alfredo Morelos proves he’s a real bear in an effort to lose weight!!

liftedinmoscow
4 years ago

No matter how often you hear it the arrogance and sense of entitlement of those fuckers never ceases to amaze.

‘Any attempts to railroad changes to existing rules or run roughshod over corporate governance will be opposed in the strongest possible terms. We must allow decisions to be made in a rational, fair and balanced manner.

That’s exactly what they tried to do in 2012 when the old rangers died and they colluded with the rest of the Scottish football establishment to try and get sevco parachuted into the Championship.

‘It is abhorrent that certain clubs could be unfairly relegated if the current SPFL proposals were implemented. We must future proof the Scottish game.’

Had they gotten away with it in 2012 a club which had met all the criteria to stay in the Championship league, games played, points achieved etc, would have been relegated to make room for sevco.

Cortes
4 years ago

If I could find a bonnet
I’d fling masel upon it

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  Cortes

goodness me …..you are awful but a like ye he he

Frodshambhoy
4 years ago

“Rules cannot be changed to suit one -or two club.”

I only partly agree with that. Rules have been changed to suit one club and I expect that rules will continue to be changed to suit one new club. If another club benefits as well that will just be a coincidence.

Cortes
4 years ago

That’s some car bear, Etta.

Mike
4 years ago

Celtic-80 points (plus goal diff-81 points- for.
Abhorrent- 67 points- against.
Motherwell- 46 points- for.
Aberdeen- 45 points- for.
Livingstone- 39 points- for.
Hibs.- 37 points- for.
St. Johnstone- 36 points-? (Top six get more cash?)
Kilmarnock- 33 points- ? still to play for top six.
St. Mirren- 29 points- for.
Ross County- 29 points-for.
Hamilton- 27 points- (must be for surely).
Hearts- 23 points-GTF.
It depends IMO if the top six get more money and what the cash difference is between six and seven.
UEFA- want to wait until July before forcing change, but with some 700 plus million pounds of TV money riding on it, they will wait and wait and wait, before change IMO.

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

A 75% majority required to pass the SPFL. meeting.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Though a fringe idea took hold and forestalling attempts with conjunction of adherent intimidation…
Next season, the SPFL voted for the use of white footballs.

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I doubt the difference between 6th and 7th is that much.

If Saints or Killie want to push that, then they’d need to wait months for their cash and that’s not going to happen.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Desmonds there for sevcos Cryptocurrency?

Datalex,the condom that made its mark.Traveled.

portpower
4 years ago

sevconians,what was the 70`s hits for Dan Hartman?

SPFL weclome The Terrors.

Caption:
What have the dinosaurs ever done for me?

YNWA.

alzyerpal
4 years ago

Caption -‘Lady Bear’ smiles contentedly after her father and brothers show their love for her by means of a mass rogering.

Patrick O Hara
4 years ago
Reply to  alzyerpal

CAPTION.
Bear dies from faecal impactment after fruitless search for the cash rich Woods and McColls.

4 years ago

To assist the cause, the insurance form stated Broxi was run over by a stationary car.

Damian GALLAGHER
4 years ago

Not the first time I’ve seen the bears behind!

Bigbhoy
4 years ago

There is no way That the proposal will get 75% support.

Rangers, Hearts, Hamilton are against and a few more will join. Celtic never get any support from SPFL clubs.

TonyDtic
4 years ago
Reply to  Bigbhoy

Not sure why there’s a need for a vote when it’s already in the rules and all teams signed up for it. Same as 2012 when the useless ones in power shit themselves from dealing with liquidated ranjurs and tried to pass the buck to the other clubs by calling for a vote. Hence the reason we now get fairy tales of how they were “relegated”

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  Bigbhoy

All clubs will vote according to their self-interest, ourselves, Huns, Hearts and Hamilton, who will vote in favour as this keeps them safe.

Cartvale88
4 years ago

Caption

Broxi bear finally realises that there is no money!

The SMSM are in total denial through their blue tinted specs. Budgie has been a disaster for the Hertz, Levein lingers like a bad smell, but it is everyone else’s fault.
The Rankers a club of press statements and litigation, purely to fool their peepul into believing that Armageddon is not beckoning.

4 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

Caption: Paddington Bear defecates himself after eating his peanut butter & Jam sandwich in a Chernobyl park.

charlie
4 years ago

caption theyl be jumpin oot ther windaes wen we win

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Unfortunately, no spikey railings.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

theyl all move to live in Nottingham.

portpower
4 years ago

Caption:
Pink moon`s still bloo.

portpower
4 years ago

Explained to the son of one’s child,this is what air smells like.

I have`nt smelt the same since I was his age.

Happy Easter.

Richie C
4 years ago

New intensive bear treatment trialled on PM

4 years ago

Anyone from the media asked as to why the ibrokes pitch is being ripped up during lockdown.
Why this is being done whilst football clubs await a decision on how the league is going to pan out and why those guys doing the work are deemed as key workers?
Could it be that the lodge friends of the board are doing this work free of charge. Due to the current lockdown they are able to have the time to do this job before the lockdown is lifted and they have to go back to their landscaping business?

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

I’m not sure its a big issue, as the media spin is less than accurate (shock horror) and its more of a simple cosmetic operation.

Having said that, if the footy recovers before their pitch does then any home game needs to be played away or at a neutral venue or forfeited as per rules. Simples.

4 years ago

Dunno about a bear shitting in the woods but I’ve pissed myself as well.

Mike
4 years ago

We don’t need yer Colin Stein,
Eusabio or yer Alan Gilzean,
We’ve got someone twice as good,
We’ve got Harry Hood,
Oh Harry, Harry,
Oh Lou Macari,
Oh Kevin Barry,
Oh Harry Hood.

Harry Hood, Harry Hood,
Riding through the glen,
Harry Hood, Harry Hood,
and his Fenian men,
Feared by the bad,
Loved by the good,
Harry Hood, Harry Hood, Harry Krishna, Harry Hood.

4 years ago

Cheers for yesterdays award take it puggy didn’t enter 🙂

4 years ago

Think you can add hibs and Aberdeen who will vote for it as they already said they are struggling

4 years ago

Caption: Another week of lockdown and I’ll be a polar bear again instead of brown.
Air is soo cooollll maannnn

portpower
4 years ago

Caption:
Oofty Goofty minus his baseball bat.

Amatim71
4 years ago

Ralph you are the master of paraphrase

desdamoaner
4 years ago

Broxi Bear jumps the sinking ship

portpower
4 years ago

Holyrood Palace,they sashless ducks are marchinin Dumfries.

Navids hiring.

Arsene Parcelie
4 years ago

Caption:
“Broxi comtemplates early hibernation after the furlough and self isolation order – at least the gaffer will see me right…”, he sighed.

Magdalena’s Chestnut Gelding
4 years ago

Caption

A stupid Sevconian couldn’t find a big enough plastic poppy for his car so he stuck Derek Johnstone on it instead!

portpower
4 years ago

Gob of brethren.

Caption:
The lover of my wife is cheating on with his ex-mistress.

We are the Platform on the Pillars Pier.

4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Caption: Bear gives up the will to live after finding no bog roll in Asda.
Shits himself at the fucking banality of it all.

4 years ago

You need some fresh air i’d suggest!

The Cha
4 years ago

““rangers” can, of course, depend on a minority of their support to tuck themselves fully behind them.”

Did you mean that the Huns can “tuck themselves”?

portpower
4 years ago

sevco,you can win this.

4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Caption: Pizza Express, Woking.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Their distance.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Guess what Andrew is doing right now in …?

Darling buds of Theresa May.

portpower
4 years ago

The core is on toast CSM.
Reboot time.
If no change,note to all,that`s The End.

Some players to be had.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

NB: Grapple is the Gers.

The bizarre;
Claw back more than £2.8m from Hummel.
English firm Memorial Walls are claiming £1.3m from who the eff knows?
TRFC owe RIFC the Queen Mother’s.

Metal Mickey banana.

Imprint of a one pound coin is on the back of their head to put in mind.

It is sexual healin`.

Puggy67
4 years ago

Caption: Mummy bear now don’t hang up I’ve been on a bender and I think I’ve pished myself!

Where are you ringing from?

The waist doon!

Brencelt
4 years ago

Finally the answer to the age old question, does a bear shit in the woods?
No, broxi bear shit an pee’d himself on the hood

portpower
4 years ago

sevco anchor will hold.

portpower
4 years ago

It don`t work.Who made this?
Yes it does,make it work.

DuPont’s.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Stick any company underneath.

My old man did not die of Dementia,he died because of working around and with asbestos fibres.

Usual onset.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

What`s recorded.

4 years ago

Private investigator gets caught near a Lamborghini and tries to blend into the background. For further details contact Jabba.

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