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Celtic Diary Thursday March 19: Too Much Information

Whilst the airwaves and sports pages are full of who should be awarded what and when, it’s worth noting that outside your window there’s a bit of a crisis going on that means nothing will ever be the same again.

 

Nine or ten in a row pales into insignificance when the military are on the street preventing people from spreading a disease that threatens to, and indeed most likely will, decimate the population and bring about a world wide recession/depression that changes everything forever.

 

From the Guardian, written by the editor of British medical journal “The Lancet ”

 

On 24 January, Chinese doctors and scientists reported the first description of a new disease caused by a novel coronavirus. They described how a strange series of cases of pneumonia had presented in December in Wuhan, a city of 11 million people and the capital of Hubei province. At that time, 800 cases of the new disease had been confirmed. The virus had already been exported to Thailand, Japan and South Korea.

Most of the 41 people described in this first report, published in the Lancet, presented with non-specific symptoms of fever and cough. More than half had difficulties in breathing. But most worryingly of all, a third of these patients had such a severe illness that they had to be admitted to an intensive care unit. Most developed a critical complication of their viral pneumonia – acute respiratory distress syndrome. Half died.

The Chinese scientists pulled no punches. “The number of deaths is rising quickly,” they wrote. The provision of personal protective equipment for health workers was strongly recommended. Testing for the virus should be done immediately a diagnosis was suspected. They concluded that the mortality rate was high. And they urged careful surveillance of this new virus in view of its “pandemic potential”. 

 

Britian largely ignored the warnings, and when they did look at the problem, they made the wrong call about public safety.

Even now, some are blaming china for keeping it all a secret, but the warnings were made…in a respected British medical journal.

We’re about to find out just how wrong the government , and its advisors, actually were.

 

So, all the tittle tattle and arguments about football kind of have to take a back seat. We’ll be lucky to have football , or any other form of mass entertainment back for quite some time yet.

 

Unfortunately, as with national government, those dealing with the footballing problems haven’t got a clue what to do either. There’s talk of some clubs going under, and Hearts have asked their squad to take a fifty per cent pay cut.

When I say asked, they’ve been told they’ll be sacked if they don’t, which would cause outrage if it was any other company in any other indusry.

The problem here is that once again we see money being the issue.

 

And as with national government, there are too many experts giving too many opinions on too many things they really shouldn’t be.

This results in confusion, and too much information around which in reality is mostly useless and self serving for those issuing it.

 

The real problem right now is that if the global health crisis continues, then season books won’t be renewed, which makes me, a natural cynic, wonder exactly why the adverts at Celtic were a little bit earlier than usual.

With the uncertainty around how events will fold, and how long it may be before things return to any semblance of normality, those who look right when they think of business matters will be more concerned about selling season books and merchandise than actually being concerned if there’s anyone left to buy them.

 

Gordon Smith, for instance, is worried about the Sky TV deal…

 

“I just hope that one way or another we can complete the final part of this season.

“Of course the biggest dilemma is if we can’t get these remaining games played by June 30 then it is a worry for what we do ahead of the new season.

“Because other thing you have to consider is that the new exclusive Sky Sports deal is set to kick in and they will want the slate wipe clean in time for that starting.

“I’m sure the broadcasters realise this is unprecedented and you would hope they would be understanding and try to help the Scottish game.

“It’s yet another issue that has to be considered but we have to be diplomatic about all these things because it’s one of the toughest situations any of us have ever experienced.

“There needs to be a waiting period because with the European Championships postponed it does leave the summer months open.

“This is now like a winter break so they can reanalyse the whole situation in a month and at that point a decision has to be made.

“The coronavirus is showing signs of easing in China and it could be the same here because we’re taking a lot of measures with theatres closing down and the advice to avoid pubs and restaurants.

“There might be a time where we get it more under control but we need to time to assess that and it’s the right thing to do to delay that rather than judge it now.

 

There are people who read that that will consider his views on the health crisis as fact, and sadly that is a factor in perhaps the shoulder shrugging  attitude being shown by the public and the media.

 

The coronavirus is not going away, and it’s not going away anytime soon.

 

The media needs to stop giving space to people to talk about something with an air of authority when they know the square root of fuck all about it.

Anyone with a modicum of common sense can see that things are going to get much worse before they get better, and all of our energies should be focused on this, and we should not be concerned about whether or not we’ll see a fourth consecutive treble.

 

For me, I’ll be happy to see the day when we can go to a football match again.

 

We all should.

 

For an idea on how a football club should behave towards the community, have a look at this inspiring statement from Nairn County , who may well have a few more season book holders when all this is over…

 

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Now, after that remarkably dismal outlook on the future,  ( although Nairn do offer a welcome  ray of hope for humanity, )and the impending arrival of the rest of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….

 

Let’s try to cheer ourselves up.

The first two horsemen, of course,  are already here..

 

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The new Craig Whyte, a chap called Steve Gibson, sounds like a fun guy. thats if this is him, so widely shared on social media yesterday…

 

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A bit creepy, and there is an indication that he likes to use whatever wealth he has to make friends.

Well, he’s about to find out that those staunch fellows over at Ibrox are a little selective about who they get into bed with.

 

Or maybe that’s why he’s sought them out….

 

Seems like these days the world is full of people making the wrong decisions…

 

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Yesterday, we had this…

 

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Frodshambhoy
Keith Radar Jackson reveal Middle East billionaire and his plan to rebuild Ibrox   
Today…
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henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago

Caption……..

Marian Shved fills up his removal van.

Monti
4 years ago

Caption: ” Fill it up Mrs Thatcher “

Whitearra
4 years ago

Caption from the Daily Ranger: ‘First picture of Rangers* mystery buyer, filling up his Cadillac’.

Spudscave
4 years ago

Give your old van some extra ooommmppphhhh with new Viagra petrol so hard it pumps hands free

The Bahia Emerald
4 years ago

CAPTION: James Forrest fills up his truck.

The Bahia Emerald
4 years ago

Apologies henkesdreadlocks. Didny see that before I posted.
HH

4 years ago

Gibbo about to pump millions into Sevco’s tanks …..Gibbo!……GIBBO !!!!

James61
4 years ago

Sevcos new reclusive billionaire filling up his truck with diesel to head to ibrokes with a truckload of Monopoly money for the gullibillies

Puggy67
4 years ago

Caption: Sevco Shareholder Unleaded, pumped automatically and bad for the environment.

Puggy67
4 years ago

Finding a culture to blame for the ills of the world, that’s really helpful. A mixed-race Chinese friend got called a ‘corona cunt’ on the streets of Glasgow. Personally I think it was Irish Catholics that started it. Discuss.

Bognorbhoy
4 years ago

Caption…
E.Ts.finger goes rogue..

Bannockburn Bhoy
4 years ago

Shergar disregards the self-isolation order to refill for this year’s ghostly Cheltenham

alzyerpal
4 years ago

Caption – Morelos’ wife hires a new Private Investigator.

George lazenbhoy
4 years ago

On a total side note I really admire their attention to detail in their photoshop. They’ve even shopped the window reflection too.

Cartvale88
4 years ago

Caption

Gibbo realises what he has done, never to be seen again

Why do all Hun names end in O? Gerro, Alfredo, Gordo, etc:

Stay well out there and enjoy the treble memories as the Orcs gitter. Why not just roll this season into next, everyone starts with their current points total.

jimmybee
4 years ago

That’s a brilliant response from a local football club. Who live within their means. Celtic are very fortunate to have had Lawwell with all his faults have a self sustaining model to see through such financial implications that this deadly virus will surely bring.
Are others aye ready?
Jamesons whisky has decided to cease with whisky distillery and produce sanatising products. They say to help in the current climate though there must be a pretty penny in it for them. But anything that gets more production out there to the hospitals and front line staff is greatly welcomed.
Stay safe everyone and keep washing them hands. God Bless and and keep you well.

bgbhoy
4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

its only self sustaining if we have football matches

without games we are as vulnerable as the rest albeit will last longer

6 months of this and we will be in the gutter along with the rest of them

Puggy67
4 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

PISH!© There’s not one player in the 1st team who couldn’t sustain themselves on a basic wage for 6 months and with no transfers there’s no option. Youths etc can be supported by club. There’s people on your doorstep who will be the ones really struggling.

bgbhoy
4 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

haha you think they are going to take a drop in wages…?

Puggy67
4 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

What’s their choices? See ‘no transfer market’ above.

4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

I wish people would stop misinterpreting Shankly’s quote.

It was a tongue-in-cheek comment to grab a headline.

As a former miner he would’ve known more about life and death than most people.

SteveNaive
4 years ago

B ‘gladbach players giving up part of their salary to help others at the club.
C’mon Celtic, show the way here.

Rob O'Keeffe
4 years ago

Celtic won’t be in any gutter in 6 months.None of their sponsors,new and old,are in any hurry to leave us high and dry.With plenty of cash in the bank and a sensible wage structure together with increased sales in new products,Celtic are in position to dominate Scottish football for as long as they want.The Huns can’t even pay their March salaries unless Park steps in.Congratulations to PL and the board for resisting the clamour from certain quarters to spend,spend,spend.You are worthy custodians of Our Club.
P.S.Remember to leave my lifetime season ticket behind the Clubhouse bar Peter,thanks again…..

bgbhoy
4 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

so the sponsors we have are unaffected by this virus and they will just give clubs money will they?

4 years ago

Yeah, lets not believe the experts but instead loony tune conspiracy theorists.

What is it with you batshit crazy Brexiteers that you’re totally resistant to the truth and rely on any whack-job that conforms to your warped world view?

Make of that what you will.

BroxburnBhoy
4 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Personally I think it was aliens in cahoots with the masons! Now to find that conspiracy out there peddled by some fruitcake. There used to be a crazy conspiracy poster on here and happily I have forgotten the name

4 years ago
Reply to  BroxburnBhoy

By jove, I think you’ve cracked it Mulder!

jimmybee
4 years ago

Message from Celtic Chief Executive Peter Lawwell
Message from Celtic Chief Executive Peter Lawwell
By: Newsroom Staff on 19 Mar, 2020 14:51

I know you will be very aware of the continuing developments in respect of the COVID-19 crisis. Clearly for some time now, the Club has been monitoring the situation closely and, of course, its potential impact on our supporters, our colleagues and our organisation.

We continue to do this, and through daily executive management briefings we are doing all we can to play our part in tackling the spread of this virus.

This is a worrying time for us all. In such a difficult situation for everyone concerned, above all, the health and well-being of people is of paramount importance. I would like to thank all our staff for their ongoing commitment and professionalism in very challenging circumstances, and I thank our fans for their understanding and tremendous ongoing support and engagement.

We all continue to navigate our way through these unprecedented times with continued teamwork and support for each other. We urge all our colleagues and supporters to do all they can to stay safe at this time.

With regard to the present domestic Premiership League situation, our strong preference is, of course, to complete all remaining matches. To date, we have had a magnificent campaign, undefeated in this calendar year, completing 30 league matches already to create a commanding lead and we are now on the cusp of winning our ninth successive title.

As many have already said, the season cannot be voided as the consequences of that are so severe. In the event that the matches cannot be completed, then the responsibility to find a fair and reasonable solution for the finalisation of all domestic leagues will be with the Scottish football governing bodies.

We hope that the governing bodies are able to provide some clarity to clubs and supporters as soon as possible on the way forward, although we appreciate that this is a hugely demanding time.

During such a difficult period, we also extend our thoughts to all other football clubs who are affected by these events and facing such uncertainty. We realise the hugely damaging effect these circumstances will have on clubs of all sizes across Scotland, Europe and beyond.

The health of everyone in football and society is always the priority, but we hope clubs find a way through these testing times and ensure that the game we all love can thrive again as soon as possible.

Everyone at Celtic Football Club and Celtic FC Foundation is aware of how Coronavirus is impacting on our communities. We are pleased to announce today that we are putting resources in place with the aim of helping the most vulnerable in our society during this period and we will make an announcement shortly with regards to these plans. Our aim is to do as much as we possibly can to help those in need.

We know Celtic supporters are famous for their spirit of solidarity and togetherness. We understand that this is a hugely difficult situation for everyone across the globe, but by working together we know we can overcome these challenges.

While this is a situation which is developing constantly, we will continue to keep our supporters updated as much as we possibly can. We thank you for your continued support, we wish you and your families well and we look forward to you being back with us as soon as possible.

With sincere best wishes from everyone at Celtic Football Club.

Peter Lawwell
Chief Executive

SteveNaive
4 years ago

Good point The Cha. It was actually in an interview, not to get a headline but to try to explain to a media type the importance of football to working class people in Liverpool and everywhere else. The only other manager at Lisbon.

4 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Cheers Steve, I wasn’t aware of the full background.

I’m sure those working class people would also have been speaking tongue-in-cheek as well.

It was the greatest thing to lift out of the drudgery of daily life but not more important than life itself.

Devoy45
4 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Random acts of kindness. Someone I didn’t know carried my 3 bags of normal shopping up 3 flights of stairs to my front door, knowing I would have to make 2 or 3 trips to do it myself. Meanwhile,others are stripping the supermarket shelves and having a jolly splendid time “self–isolating” in their holiday homes. Most working people are kind and will see us trhough all this. I have seen them do this for seven decades. Keep the faith.

Mike
4 years ago

Hail Hail to Nairn county.

These are very difficult times, sometimes it brings out the very best in people, sometimes not. Like the Sh!t that stole a big bottle of hand sanitiser from the ward at the nurses station in the Victoria Infirmary earlier today, or the herd of locusts shopping and emptying the shelves for themselves with never a care for anyone else. Self isolation for me is a choice it isn’t difficult, sheep are great company.
Interesting that so far, Covid-19 hasn’t affected some countries like Iceland, perhaps the ” Viking Thunder Clap” scared it off. Might do my next shop in an Iceland store. 3-6-9, the priest drunk the wine, the monkey shouted swine, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap back. My auntie told me, if I was goody, that she would buy me a rubber dolly. 3-6-9, the goose drunk wine, the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line, the line broke, the monkey got choked and they all went to heaven in a lil’ row boat. clap, clap.

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Sorry misses, just claptrap. 😉

SteveNaive
4 years ago

Pistol Pete says some words about something or other,just there.

Una
4 years ago

Caption

Boris Johnson arranges a cobra meeting for trump

Tim Bucktooth
4 years ago

Remember Peter, when we get back to Glasgow it’s your round…Peter?

portpower
4 years ago

God Bless youse Ghirls and Bhoys.
Common sense shall prevail.

RECENTLY UPDATED:
Thy royal family owns $18 billion worth of real estate in the UK. Thee royal trough…No Vacancy.

sevco thick roped mogul FC.

portpower
4 years ago

Dr.Joseph N.Jackson fills up.

portpower
4 years ago

Jabba,Belfast-based David Graham`s to row the vestal.

Devoy45
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

In keeping with its traditions, Celtic Football Club needs to be helping people out with food, medicine and food delivery. The football will take care of itself. Pleased to see the Royal Family are going to ‘help out’. Their many empty royal residences could be used as field hospitals and perhaps they can free up some of their colossal (unearned) wealth to buy food, nedicine and ventilators that will be needed for their common subjects. They might also wish to volunteer to become care workers Maybe after all this is over, we can move towards a Republic?

portpower
4 years ago

Caption:
Spotted,a keen weightlifter.

portpower
4 years ago

Know the known;
Theyld wheel out the hand me down SFA toupee.

Its sought after when re-entry is need be from Gordon Smith,the sevconian sponge.

No thick acrylic-latex on the Ibrox goal posts.

sevco bear barn raising FC.

portpower
4 years ago

Why are you not soliciting me daily telemarketers?

highseastim
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Heard a wee snippet on the radio the other night that seemingly celtic paid £1 million a season to the Scottish leagues at the last league reconstruction, anyone know anything about this?

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

The £1 million is for YNWA.

Enjoy sevconians.

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago

Thank you to the Australian A League. Watching live football just now, marvellous.

portpower
4 years ago

The Aussie rules is behind closed doors.
Though listening to the radio they should dub a crowd.

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Hi Port. I didn’t realise Joe Ledley was in your part of the world.

portpower
4 years ago

Neither did I Henkesdreadlocks.Hell be called the New Wales Wizard.
Went for a million though wanted to stay.

The Lawwells shipped spine.

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Caption: side on view of Mike….
Who nose?

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

There’s two kind of jobs.
There is odd-job, or, there is blow-job.
Which one is he ^
Press the plus sign for odd
Press the minus sign for blow
I will vote first.

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

🙂

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Hope you are good mate, keep well and look after yourself and yours.

Mike
4 years ago

It was rumoured before that Celtic had made a big donation to other smaller Scottish football clubs.
As we all know, we have developed or sold a large amount of players that have left our great club for other Scottish clubs. Many Scottish football clubs live on the brink of going out of business, they perhaps do not fully embrace our terrific support, but our away support keeps many of them from going under, though they would never openly acknowledge that. Is supporting other clubs the boards excuse for not pursuing Res.12 and having knowledge of the 5 Way Agreement, unacknowledged but complying? In my judgement their can be no excuse for being involved in something that sets against an open, honest and transparent game. Celtic rumours suggested that we could set aside some £10.00 mill. to help other clubs survive. I agree that we should do something, perhaps even set aside money that we could collect later against their share of gate money, or just loan some of the smaller clubs. We could not set it aside for transfers though because we would be accused of taking advantage of the pandemic. But there are other ways that we could help them. Celtic, the mainstay of Scottish football.

Puggy67
4 years ago

Got caught up in the DUP PR knuckle dragger guff and low and behold they have their very own Labour coonsilor grand poobah in Airdrie. Labour and the lodge. What a fucking disgrace.

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