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Celtic Diary Tuesday February 18: Practice Makes Perfect

Or at least you would hope it does.

Celtic overcame Aberdeen at the weekend after a fairly laborious performance ended with a touch not of magic but of a higher level of football.

Oddsone Edouard flicked the ball into space which opened up a congested midfield, when James Forrest took possession, he held it and waited for the arrival of Kris Ajer, who had ran the full length of the pitch , and the pass allowed the Norwegian to compose himself…bearing in mind the run he had just completed…to pick his spot and win the game.

 

That reminds me in a way of the first game against Lazio.

It was almost immediately apparent that tje Roman side were a cut above the average. Initially quicker and sharper than the hoops, it took time for Celtic to get up to their level, and the late goal feom Ntcham in the second leg was tje completion of the task they had been set.

When it mattered, the players were up for it.

As it was at Pittodrie, they found that extra bit of desire, that extra bit of adrenaline and got that extra bit of success.

All of which bodes well for Thursday’s game in Denmark against a Copenhagen side that cannot be taken lightly.

At this advanced stage of the competition no side can be dismissed lightly, except probably “rangers” .

And there’s little chance of meeting them because they face an in form Sporting Braga who have beaten all of the other top Portuguese sides since Christmas.

Celtic will have more or less a full squad to choose from, and the recent changes to personnel and formation make it difficult for the opposition to predict how Lennon will line his charges up.

That can’t be a bad thing, though away from home he has favoured the 3-5-2 system, although again we can cite Pittodrue as a sign that if something isn’t working, he’ll change it

There’s definitely a grit and determination in the squad to kick on since the break.

Maybe they are hurting after being beaten by Gerrards ” ranhers” and maybe they were upset by the celebrations after the game, which considering how things have turned out sonce then, are beginning to look.more and more like thise of a little team celebrating a win at the home of a big team, in the way that Hamilton or Ross County would if they had given their long suffering fans something to talk about on the way home.

Incidentally, has anyone else noticed that the referees have been less than helpful to the Ibrox side since the break?

This could well be down to Gerrard thinking that he can throw them under the bus along with his players.

After all, many of them are merely fans with whistles, and as a result they would be expected to play their part in the push for 55

They haven’t..amd we hear that may be linked to a recent Hampden visit by the Ibrox boss demanding the introduction of VAR, a meeting which presumably also invoked discussion of the refereeing standards.

For Gerrard, failure at Ibrox is a career ender. With bo one approaching the club to secure his services, his inflated ego is unable to realise why, amd so therefore it must be someone..or everyone…elses fault.

Should Celtic, and there is bonreason why they shouldn’t, get some.kind of result in Copenhagen, and Braga do the same at Ibrox on Thursday, there may well be a massive implosion over the other side of the river.

The Fat Controller is fighting for his life, and don’t be surprised if he takes Gerrard down with him…or instead of him..

Meanwhile, it’s business as usual.at Celtic

 

One trophy returned to the cabinet and three more to play for.

The league title looks safe if not secure.

The Cup involves just three more games which need to be won, and with referees now taking time out from their grand masters, it’s unlikely they will do anything to help Gerrard keep his place at the helm, although a final against anyone but ” rangers” will be interesting.

Amd anyway, even if the Cup is won we should give it back in protest at the way the SFA have ram the game over the years .

Europe? As ever, the luck of the draw and the way the players perform on the night will be crucial

 

Lennon’s mentor, Martin O’Neill had the hang of these two legged knockout ties.

Lennon seems to be of the same cloth, so we can remain optimistic.

 

On a side note, the BBC have told pundit Michael Stewart that he can’t comment about the Fat Controller any more, and he will remain suspended until he agrees to that.

In his place on Sportscene they introduced the otherwise uneployable racist homophobe Malky Mackay, who they have judged to have more acceptable opinions to earn a nationwide platform on which to air them

His comment, given events elsewhere, about suicidal defending show a level of crassness and insensitivity that the once proud BBC would not have allowed.

Gary Caldwell has got the hang of it. He has been added to the elite summariaing team and promptly declared that “1 to 11, Rangers are as good as, if not better than Celtic ” , a statement which got absolutely eberything wrong, from the numbers tonthe name of the club/company.

 

But he too, has a platform to burble and bluster.

The tines they are a changing, one would hope, and an indication of that cale from the low turnout at Ibrox for their 1-0 win over Livingston.

It seems even their support can’t be arsed with it any more, and given how much they rely on their support, the officials and the media, its nearly time up for this entity as well.

Given the rumours that something happened that perhaps shouldn’t have happened in Dubai, and one or two of our pish stained sources claiming that the management travelled first class back to Glasgow whilst the players were below decks in steerage, it seems all is not well over there.

 

And with the news that the English media are reporting that Manchester City, who have been a little invemtive with their interpretation of the rules governing football finance could face title stripping, and the somewhat ironic views of Steven Gerrard on this possibility, we may yet see another surge in jelly amd ice cream sales.

Sure, the media up here won’t touch that story, but as we’ve said before, this time their London bosses, desperate to shift focus and criticism away from how they have hounded one or two celebrities literally to the grave’, will be looking for someone..or sonething..to dig into.

Alex Thompson of Channel 4 will be presenting a series of reports on the night time news on the channel, beginning on Wednesday.

He has already tweeted that the claims it concerns solely child abuse are wide of the mark.

May be interesting .

 

 

Apologies for the brevity of this edition, but the laptop is playing up again

This diary has been brought to you by phone, hence bo pictures.

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George Lazenbhoy
4 years ago

You’ve been a victim of predictive text too.

Monti
4 years ago

That run by Ajer reminded me of myself in my playing days…cough.

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Lol.

Monti
4 years ago

What are you laughing at?

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I’d still take you & bgbhoy on a sprint up to the top of Buchanan street.
Well maybe not you…….

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Aye…. in a taxi

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Bgbhoy ainโ€™t running anywhere. That Coronavirus has slowed him down a bit.

Monti
4 years ago

He isn’t the brightest…cough…i mean quickest in the first place ๐Ÿ™‚

4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

well said minto

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I`ve a vision of a heid in a cylindrical vessel.

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

That’s enough out of you surfer bhoy.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Tis internet access from China here in down under Monti.

Hang ten!
Dip a toe in and you
re pronounced missing so it seems to be.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I`ll let you know now Monti that sevco owe China Mobile office in Hangzhou gerzillions.

Gerput,from thy stronger adversary.

jimmybee
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Think he remembered how Lustig used to do it Monti ๐Ÿ™‚

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

๐Ÿ™‚

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Those links aren’t working numbnut

TicToc
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Oh yes they are, unless you’re too dim to see the deliberate mistake and correct it as you copy and paste! That’s why you’re in the MENSA SDIQ club Monti! HaHaHa. ๐Ÿ™‚

TicToc
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

CS, so Monti has a salon tan and wears glasses…..? ๐Ÿ™‚

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

FFS TicToc & Charlie saiz are an item now…
Lol lol
I have a vision of those two on mastermind…..” I’ve started and will most likely have to finish ”

Popcorn ready

TicToc
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Ha!Ha!Ha!, poor Monti!
“Now don’t you let them bad bhoys with high IQs upset you, baby, you’re unique too”.
Aye, unique alright, one of very few to have a Single Digit IQ!
HaHaHa, poor baby! ๐Ÿ™‚

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

๐Ÿ™‚

TicToc
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I’d reply, but I can’t as someone might accuse us of being an “item”.
D’oh! ๐Ÿ™‚

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

If you were involved with Charlie Saiz, that would make six of you at least.

TicToc
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Er, em, Monti it was YOU who mentioned me and CS as an “item” so I thought you’d run with that. No worries. After all it was a few hours ago and SDIQs don’t retain too well!
Have a nice day! ๐Ÿ™‚
Now off to watch Peter Rabbit, who has a DDIQ!

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Female ass yes!

Puggy67
4 years ago

Barca setting up false social media accounts to troll their own players. Ah the beautiful game. Great goal by Ajer – had forgotten about their chairman’s allegation of cheating against him – he didn’t.

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Don’t give Lawwell ideas or does he already do that via various websites?

Obviously not eTims. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Seppington
4 years ago

My God were you wearing boxing gloves as you wrote that? I’ve seen less spelling mistakes in a protestant-school P4 English test paper!
You know the old woodworking rule “measure twice/cut once”? Maybe try “Write once/read twice/edit/read twice/publish if all correct”

Anyway, quality content as usual. I assume Alex Thompson knew that Citeh were about to get punished and thought “I’ve a ready made companion piece here that’ll blow that out the water!”. Good on him, let the truth be known and let the outside observer ask “why have the SFA not taken similar action as the EFA?”

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Seppington

Most if not all who join the british army are illiterate.
FACT

Seppington
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I couldn’t possibly comment…but I suspect you’re probably correct…

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Seppington

๐Ÿ™‚

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

saiz goes fur the test and sargeant bilko asks wits wan and wan saiz sais 3 bilko sais near enough bilko asks which countries have fishing rights in the pacific saiz answers britania rools the waves bilko sais ffs yool make a general ……..true story

Uralius
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

The British have slowly become less relevant militarily and it all started with Churchill covering his privates with his hat while the US and Russia carved up the world.

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Guys i was with at school who joined up (sic) were as thick as two planks.
I had to show them how to open their jotter. ๐Ÿ™‚

4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti… Agreed. My forename is rather easy to spell with a very Scottish surname. Surprisingly the Scots soldiers were the densest of them all… Perhaps Scousers would I 7have been a close 2nd

Seppington
4 years ago
Reply to  Seppington

Ut shoor uz!

Mike
4 years ago

Treated like cattle, milked for cash, overpaying, herded and exploited. The Celtic support, better known as the cash- cow-bhoy’s of Scottish football.

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

While the “Rankers” are heading to the abattoir.
Swedes, turnips and sheep, “for we are the merry plough bhoys” and we plough the fields all day, Till a sudden thought came to my mind, that off to Rome we go.”

Andy
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Tell you wit Mike I wiz raging during the Hearts game when they were putting my username across the screen! Not the top, or the bottom right across the middle. Falsely accusing me of piracy! I wrote them and complained and they tried to fob me of with a security reason. Don’t try that crap wi’ me I’m a Cyber Security professional with 13 years experience and degrees and Certs out the arse! So I worte a lengthy email and CC’d JP in it. Against Aberdeen no scrolling username. Waiting for the next home game to see if they try that crap again. I pay for a service and have done for 7 years, how dare they degrade it by falsely accusing me of a crime!

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Andy

And no wonder, that’s unforgivable the bastards!
I have always found JPT. to be very helpful and considerate, but them ^ the polar opposite.

portpower
4 years ago

Odsonne Edouard`ll be there for thy going for LV.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Take 2…
Odsonne Edouardll be there for thy going for Celtics LV.

Original Celtic Gangster.

Rob O'Keeffe
4 years ago

Doesn’t Super Stevie realise that the Hunnish officials know he is really a Tim and if you keep stating that they are all rubbish,they tend to get pissed off and not give you dubious decisions because even they know you are “coaching” an eight year old team and not their old favourites?….

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

Hahaha!

The Cha
4 years ago

I appreciate your heroic efforts in exile from your laptop.

I wouldn’t compliment the MiBs just yet (or ever), as there’s plenty of time for them to remember their whistle and flutes.

BJF
4 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Maybe wouldnโ€™t get excited about the MIB but even Dallas seemed fair, unlikely I know.
Did we need the result from Sevco at Celtic Park to spur us on, a pattern developing there maybe? On no account should Copenhagen be underestimated, but that said we will do it over the tie.

Andy
4 years ago
Reply to  BJF

I agree with CS the whole plan was to prevent us getting the kind of rhythm we showed at Hearts and St. J.

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Wise words Cha,
FACT ๐Ÿ™‚

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Why thank you kind sir. FACT. ๐Ÿ™‚

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Does it ever effing stop?

I’m sure it quietens down but you hear of the odd ones all through the year.

portpower
4 years ago

There to be seen…
Odsonne Edouard, AKA Captain Snowball.

dingabt
4 years ago

Horrendous typos all over the place in this one. Did you dictate it to a monkey to type and get another one to proof read it?

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago
Reply to  dingabt

Did you not read the full article giving the reason for said mistakes? Crack on chap.

Seppington
4 years ago

Laptops don’t make spelling errors, the human that inputs the information does.

All I was saying was (and this applies to everyone, even so-called professional “journalists”) don’t be in such a rush to publish! Get it right before you do, as well written pieces gain more respect than gibberish!

Monti
4 years ago

I didn’t spot any misstaeks!

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

ha ha ha ha

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Ditto.

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I see what you did there….

Andy
4 years ago

He misspelled Dingbat… Suspectinig tongue in cheek.

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  dingabt

Whatever happened to ‘ fans with scarves’? Awfy quiet?
Maybe still gathering support of other clubs supporters? Aye?

Pish.

Christina
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Haven’t they closed down their page for now? I got an email saying that as they had lost two of their main contributors they could no longer purport to be representing a wide enough range of club supporters. So they were taking an indefinite sabbatical- well not those words exactly but that seemed to be the general gist of the thing!

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  dingabt

dingbat,
You could choose the option to fk off!

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Caption:
Prince Andrew at Pizza Express, Woking.

Cough.

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

a concur he he

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

ure on form today monti good man

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

You alright Charlie? Hope you are well my man!

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

sound as a pound mate

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Mention money there charlie?Did you get an email to approved your comment?

The Day priced stamps deid…

Enjoy happy news.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

No its not again.Theyre crumbling beautifully.

Enjoy.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

sevco,it`ll pump up.

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  dingabt

ffs sum zombies can read …….amazing

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

They were obviously not in the army then!

R.St.Parsley
4 years ago
Reply to  dingabt

If infinite monkeys typed every day
They might well end up writing Hamlet the play
But then they’d just shite on it and throw it away
In the infinite monkey cage.

Mike
4 years ago

Alex Thompson of channel 4. Tweeting that he was investigating the Cairngorms for the effects of climate change, must be the ski-ing season. Refuting that he is investigating paedophilia at Celtic, but is in fact investigating the governance of Scottish football, in a four part series, without trying to speculate, surely that must be welcomed. “Every Little Helps”, because Scottish football requires a very thorough examination of both its recent past governance and its knock-on effects to this present time. Its gone quiet lately, but Auldheid and his fellow Resolutioners will be working away diligently, of that, there can be no doubt.
Ralph is correct to say that refereeing standards have been on a more fairer footing recently, Sunday past apart, has it coincided with the new head of Scottish football refereeing, chief barman at the “Masonic Arms”, Crawford Allan? who knows, but it certainly is a welcome change, but suspicions will rightly always be to the fore.

jimmybee
4 years ago

Stevie G should be careful what he wishes for I’m sure more decisions would ho against his team than for thim.
Some decisions last night at the Nan u Chelsea game were shocking I would rather see it stay away from our game. Or get it sorted before introduction.
We are all Ralph spelling mustakes in solidarity of fat fingers on small phonees ๐Ÿ™‚

jimmybee
4 years ago

On ya ho Ralph support for fat fungers on smill phones. ๐Ÿ™‚

Andy
4 years ago

Caption: The fat fingers of Ralph gets Bo all excited.

Cartvale88
4 years ago

Ralph a job at the Daily Wanker awaits, the crap about Jabba by the Billy Boys Club says it all. STEVIE G look a defeated man, his desperation and body language says it all.

SteveNaive
4 years ago

Also, if it ainโ€™t broke, donโ€™t fix it.

SteveNaive
4 years ago

Seppington,
Better to remain quiet and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Most borrowed book from the library in the Republican H block… Paolo Frere, โ€˜ The Pedagogy of the Oppressedโ€™
From the Loyalists… Body building.

paddybhoy67
4 years ago

I jate typimg in mu phonr. I habe FFS … fat finger syndrome ๐Ÿ™‚

Monti
4 years ago

I see Livingston Thistle have signed Efe Ambrose on an 18 month deal…..
That should loosen their back line ๐Ÿ™‚

Uralius
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

He’ll be playing DMC his best position by far. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

๐Ÿ™‚

Uralius
4 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Bahaha

Monti
4 years ago

M*A*S*H

Puggy67
4 years ago

There was a mad scouser, Stevie G,
Who wanted the refโ€™s shout reviewed by TV.
He collared the committee,
Who said that would be a pity,
Weโ€™ve been covering our work since 1872/73.

Monti
4 years ago

You were right…..entirely uninterested!

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I’m not the guy who pretends to have walked the streets of Northern Ireland in kinky boots!
Ain’t that so Nigel?

Uralius
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Tube fae Alba bahaha

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Wouldn’t say active……

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Hiding in a bowl of rice?

4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti…. Nothing changes there then. ๐Ÿ™‚

Uralius
4 years ago

Nice statistics, but why are we constantly comparing The Sleekit One to our own Neil Lennon? One is real while the other was nothing more than a facade. A convincing facade that got amazing results for a time, but slowly got found out and jumped ship, once he realized that he needed more money to achieve anything in Europe. If you’d like to provide statistics I’d like to see a comparison of budgets from Lennon’s Barca conquering squad compared to any squad of Brendan’s that did as well. Obviously you would have to take into account inflation and there silly money.

portpower
4 years ago

๐Ÿ™‚
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay.

Mike
4 years ago

BBC Scotland, “Scotland’s Game”, part one. Recording a modern history of Scottish fitbaw. Dirty deals, near amalgamation, between the two Dundee clubs, and the two Edinburgh clubs. Foreign mercenary players, sectarianism. Clubs desperately seeking increased revenue streams, with conmen and spivs in the background, all trying to fleece their supporters. And then the Taylor report after Hillsborough, insisting on all seater stadia which all came at a huge price, adding to footballs woes. “Sack The Board” and the arrival of Fergus McCann, his battles with the SFA. and him with his “Fergus Plan” parrying supporters desire to spend, spend, spend. Murray and his lamb munching press corp, spending big, to achieve European success, Jabba, Souness, Judas, the whole 10 yards. Wim Stopping the ten and Minty’s spending reckless amounts ยฃ87.00 mill. to get “His” title back. Part Two a must watch, coming to a telly near you, sometime soon. GIRUT.

portpower
4 years ago

The 19th of February is officially stick one on Charlie Nicholas Day.

Gifted titles is it Charlie? Fuck you, you mealy-mouthed fud.

portpower
4 years ago

We all know when the confidence is up, a wee fancy back-heel drifts into the game once one player starts.

As a defender,Neil,tell them youll sell them if they start that crap.
There
s players to behold here in the European Competition.

I`m going for a comfortable 3-0 win to The Celts.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Were weather worn about.
PS. We
re due a hat-trick.

portpower
4 years ago

Ralph,put Celtic on for +7 goals over two legs.

And we wanted Olivier Ntcham selt.
Il peut trouver l’espace.

portpower
4 years ago

Andrew Dickson,how do you sign using a pseudonym?
We the we need you.

Thank you.

Uralius
4 years ago

I put a long response in here mentioning some statistics I would be interested in. Alas it’s gone. TLTTT.

portpower
4 years ago

But you’re not fooling all, cause we can see
the way you shake and shiver.

To the manor/manner born.

sevco etymologists FC.

SC Braga by double figures.

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Single malt please Brabinger….

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You`re closer.

portpower
4 years ago

So Akismet,we can not take the Michael out of Charlie Nicholas and the reporter on the scene,The Rangers voltage regulator Andrew Dickson?

RUMOUR MILL:
Is it true that Andrew Dickson is now the fundamental part-timer for the flourishing scouting system for The Rangers?
Reason being that paramedics picked up Jabba with a family of gerbils up his backside?
I`d need to know more though.

4 years ago

CS… Don’t insult Port. He may prove you worthy of a smite

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Insult? Never.

A Mammy fortune for this malocclusion smile Weered.

4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Port.. I’ll look away as ye smile

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Weered

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Orthodox to archdiocese.
Lenny`s game in that Europe way.

Sky above is Green.
And here we are.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Weered

Weered,I take it you are not to get cattled while touring Europe?

We`re all Marco Polo.

portpower
4 years ago

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

z not z anymore.

Mike
4 years ago

“Stuttering Copenhagen offer Celtic hope”.

Its one thing trying to type on a smart phone, its another when you are seated in a warm BBC. studio, eating succulent lamb, accompanied by a red wine from Minty’s vineyards in France. We feel their pain, they should try taking six Co-codamol and breathe into a paper bag to control their panic attacks.

portpower
4 years ago

Could somebody answer me this.
What is the next swing for sevco?

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Down-fall.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

No log fire awaiting then?

4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Mike.. Probably Hari Kiri

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Weered

They are struggling Weered, teetering on the edge.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Weve been lovin.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Not the Mumma.

4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

C S.. Is that straight up or down

portpower
4 years ago

Just the thought.

Published: 17:39
Friday 01 November 2013:
Jim Traynor, who today left his role as Director of Communications at the misty bloo club,The Rangers.

sevco are defeated by their doolally bench.

Boogie jam tomorrow. Hay hay.

4 years ago

My wife left me

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

its awright shees only roon washin ports windaes sheel be back the morra he he

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Curtains,i`ve got curtains from online charlie.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Don`t be so vulgar.

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

ha ha ha ha port am cummin back tae crocadile land jeest tae get a swally wae you how the fuck did a miss you the first time COYBIG

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Monti collects them. She`ll be right.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Iancelt67,charlie`s got a bunk.

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

They aliens left the rest of us.

Monti
4 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Iancelt,
You lucky bastard!! ๐Ÿ™‚

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

warmth and humility ma arse ians at the windup ya dafty ………..get oot that loft before its to late hen

portpower
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Charlie Saiz, you`re after her high heels.

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

ha ha hows it hingin port

Iancelt67
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Lol. She left years ago (stretches) reaches for wine. Single life is a challenge but itโ€™s fine by me. Last thing I want is a battleaxe who hates fitba and dresses me in Kmart clobber to keep the lassies away

Iancelt67
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Ron the manager from the fast show Charlie saiz โ€œmy wife left meโ€

Iancelt67
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Thanks for the concern Charlie. I was roarin and greeting when she left. I donโ€™t know what for maybe the minge. And the insatiable appetite for cunninglingus my jaw will never be the same, so my dentist says anyway

Mike
4 years ago

_;-)_

Game over ยฃ15K Fine.

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

It is, for them, also its almost 7 weeks since the offences. We know why don’t we, its because its them. Soft touch justice only applicable to just the one club. Pay as you Play.

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

And what about the players? where is the punishment for them for their disgusting behaviour?

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

mikey remember the hunner grand fine fur tappin up tommy they hate timmy havn all that cabbage thats why a luv the workin class hero peter lawwell awe tims the gether

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

I will never forget it Charlie, I commented on it just a few weeks ago and the 500K, to rent Hampden.

Puggy67
4 years ago

There was a young scouser, Stevie G,
Who wanted the ref’s shout reviewed on TV.
He collared the committee,
Who said that’d be a pity,
We’ve been covering our work since 1872/73.

jimmybee
4 years ago

Griff has picked up a knock El hamed and Taylor haven’t travelled. Team tomorrow
Forster
Ajer Jullien Jozo if fit or Bitton, Bolingoli.
Brown McGregor
Christie Ntcham Forrest
Edouard
Or
Forster
Ajer Jullien Jozo/bitton
Rwb Jamesy Lwb Hayes
Brown Ntcham McGregor
Edouard Ellynoussi.
Plenty of options for Lenny to decide on what’s best.
HH

jimmybee
4 years ago

Celtic have a huge European tie tomorrow night I just wonder what shit headlines there is coming. Normally a player to be sold so they dont have that to beat us with.

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

jimmy copenhagen think we will defend the morra but celtic will finish the tie 2-0 tae the good guys ye red it heer first…………………….. aint celtic grand

Mike
4 years ago

“Fortress Armour” The new kit for Sevco. It comes with a cross sash in orange and a suicide vest built in. Eleven games to go, they might need it sooner rather than later.

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

A crass comment ^ apologies, that comment is one that no Celtic supporter should make. My sincere apologies.

charlie
4 years ago
Mike
4 years ago

The yellow card given to ICT. Ex. Celt James Keating’s for simulation, when he was blatantly fouled by the “Rangers” U21 side in their cup final. Video evidence clearly shows a barge on Keating’s and was submitted to an SFA. fast track panel of three ex Referee’s, on appeal, has its appeal rejected. How utterly ridiculous and shows beyond doubt that the SFA’s anonymous ex. referee panel is not fit for purpose. In fact the whole of the SFA’s judicial protocols are not fit for purpose.
Inverness Caley Thistle go Ballistic and no wonder.

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Semi-final.

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Its all about the “Rain-Gers” and making them seem relevant.

jimmybee
4 years ago

Lots of confidence going into this tie and I’m sure we will get through over the two legs.
Dont know much about our opponents hopefully Yoker will provide us with his excellent summary later. HH The bhoys to win 3-1

Yoker Bhoy
4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Cheers Jimmy but I’m too busy during the week for that. Plus I know practically nothing about the Danes and I’ll miss the game anyway because of the shite early kick off, which is a bugger as I’m working. I think we’ll be okay though. Enjoy!

jimmybee
4 years ago

So sevco have issued a desperate please come and sponsor us to kit manufacturers on twitter. Really my poor sides cant take much more.
Celtic are about to unveil a super deal with Adidas after completing successfully deals with Nike and New Balance, gone are the bad old days when we had to go hand in hand with the deid club to cr smith eh!
So is admin about to happen again. Was the game postponed on Saturday to be played on Sunday that important for the survival of the lights staying on.
Braga have been denied access to train on the pitch which of course is not against the rules but shows how bad the pitch will be. Is it due to cuts in maintenance which has led it to be in the state it’s in.
I bet Ashley cant wait to see who rolls up has he still has the legal right to match any supplier even if it’s a couple of traders from Peckham.
Ohhh my days ๐Ÿ™‚

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

I heard they had contacted the BBC. to get Steptoe and Son, to tender.
“HAROLD” “RAIN-GERS 2” are looking for some kit, is there anything on the cart?

jimmybee
4 years ago

Team announced looks like 4231
Forster
Frimpong Jullien Ajer Hayes
Brown McGregor
Christie Ntcham Forrest
Edouard

Iancelt67
4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Fucksake odsonne put it away

Iancelt67
4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Goooooal

Uralius
4 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Classy finish by Edouard

Iancelt67
4 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Julian is a fucking rock. Should be a red there

Uralius
4 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

It took 2 chances for Edouard to figure out that the keeper goes to ground when closing down.

Iancelt67
4 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Fucking blinder Johnny hayes

Uralius
4 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Concerned that Copenhagen start playing like Aberdeen at the weekend.

Uralius
4 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Big Johan pointed out Forrests run to drag players away from Edouard just before the pass. Right enough that movement opened them up.

TicToc
4 years ago

Comment just vanished!?!?!? WTF?
A nice wee vid from FC Copenhagen but the gloves are still off from 17.55. Piss-poor weather forecast so hope game’s not called off/abandoned.
Come On You Bhoys In Green. FC not PLC.
HH

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