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Celtic Diary Tuesday July 23: Give Me Sunshine

There does seem to be plenty to smile about this morning, although I am a bit fed up with the sunshine and the heat.

On the telly, these bronzed supermodels glistening with sweat bear little reality to the panting puddle of perspiration its turned me into.

Thats the diary, it can always find something to moan about. But in truth, this morning, there’s not a lot that can wipe the grin off my face. Until I go outside, that is.

 

Yesterdays Champions League draw threw up the possibility of a trip to Romania, Cluj, or Israel, Maccabi Tel Aviv. thus avoiding Red Star Belgrade and PAOK Salonika, which would not have been ideal.

The Greek side, incidentally, face Ajax, which is UEFA’s way of punishing the Dutch side for upsetting their plans by reaching the semi finals last time round.

With the focus on tomorrows game with Nomme Kalju, there was some good news that wasn;t entirely unexpected, on account of the player telling one of our army of drunks that it didn’t look like he was going to Arsenal… or anywhere else..

Kieran Tierney looks set to stay at Celtic after Napoli reportedly joined Arsenal in abandoning their pursuit of the left-back.

Record Sport told on Monday night how the Gunners were set to look elsewhere after having a third bid for the 22-year-old rejected.

Tierney was understood to be interested in a switch to the Emirates but is unwilling to force an exit from his boyhood club.

Carlo Ancelotti’s side have also been linked with a move but The Daily Mail report they have decided against firming up their interest with a bid.

It’s believed the Serie A giants want to off-load defender Mario Rui but the Portuguese has no desire to leave with three years remaining on his contract. 

As usual, there are no quotes, and no firm evidence to back up the story, and the Record is not noted for the quality of its information, but our elite sniffer squad is.

Well, sometimes.

The best news of all concerns the mental well being of forward Leigh Griffiths, who should be commended for coming clean about how he felt over the last few months, and recognising that he needed help, and taking steps to find it.

“It was a slow drip that was building up and building up, and (former manager) Brendan Rodgers saw that and stepped in,” 

“I owe a thank you to him because if he never stepped in who knows where I’d be.

“But I am trying to look forward now and be positive and trying to get minutes on the park and look forward to the season ahead.

“I’m just trying to be a bit more open, not keep stuff in, and just speak to people. Regardless of who it is – team-mates, coaches, PR people at the club, whoever it is.

“Just try and open up and if you’ve got something on your mind just say it, because ultimately you could be back in the same place and I don’t want to be there.

“What is happening in society nowadays, a lot of people are taking their own lives, and maybe if they open up and speak a little bit, it can save lives.

“Anybody who is suffering, open up and speak to someone. There is a lot of people out there that will help.” 

He went on to say he had feared Celtic would cut him loose this summer, but Griffiths is nothing but determined, and as he once said “I’m no Brendan

 

“It would have been easy for the club to cut ties altogether and say: ‘Look, we’ll give you time off, but in the summer it’s best if we go our separate ways’.

“It was a worry for me. I’m not going to lie.

“But, fair play to them, they told me to take the time off and to come back and start again. That’s what I’m trying to do.

“The manager came to me and said that it’s a clean slate this season and to show everyone what I’m all about and to get back to my best.

“That shows what this club is all about. It’s not just about looking out for itself. It’s about looking out for the players.

“They don’t want me to just play for Celtic.

“They want me to be okay after I finish my football career.

“That’s speaking to Peter Lawwell, that’s speaking to Neil Lennon, to a lot of people at the club.

“I could be here for ages talking about names. These guys want me at the club because they know what I can do.

“They know I can be a big success and, most importantly, that I can score goals.

“They’ve had players in the past who might have been a bit of a problem, but couldn’t score goals or do their job.

“I can — it’s just about getting my mindset right and getting focused on playing well, training well and, most importantly, feeling well off the park.

“This feels like a family.  Everywhere you go there’s always someone coming up to you and saying: ‘It’s great to have you back’ or ‘It’s great to see you looking so well’.

“It’s been great — the number of people who came up to me in the street, in the supermarket or wherever I’ve been to say: ‘I’m delighted you are back’.

“You still get some negative people who start vicious rumours about this and that and why I’ve been off.

“I try and look at the positive side. The more focused I am on the training pitch, the more focused I’ll be on the football pitch.”  

 

As far as I’m concerned, its all about what he does next, the past is gone.

 

Another piece of news yesterday, which perhaps slipped under the radar, was that Peter Lawwell has decided not to stay on the board of the SPFL. Well, that driveway won;t clean itself, and to be fair, he does have a lot on his plate in his new role as Director of Football at Celtic, head coach, sports scientist and matchday programme seller.

Then there’s the ECA, UEFA and his involvement with MI5.

Well, maybe not the latter.

His resignation provides a space for Stewart Robinson of “rangers ” and Les Gray of Hamilton to step up to the plate, men of a similar mind, to say the least, and although not majorly significant, it kind of rules out any chance Celtic had of the game being played on a level field this year.

Actually, Robinson will not only step up to the plate, the word is soon he’ll be passing it round looking for donations…

Could Lawwell be aware that the challenge might not be as great as the media pertain it to be ?

 

There certainly seemed to be enough in the news yesterday, both in the mainstream and on social media, to suggest that one of the reasons Celtic have not been ruthless in this transfer window thus far is that it’s dawned on Lawwell that there won;t be any need to, as our major rivals aren;t going to be our major rivals after all.

In fact, they might not even be around, and if they are, they will have a points deduction so great as to mean the best they can hope for is a top six finish.

 

Over at Ibrox yesterday they announced a new initiative, presumably becuase they don;t want any of their supporters to be their supporters any more, now that the season book money is in…

TODAY Rangers is proud to launch a ground-breaking campaign, ‘Everyone Anyone’ which aims to unite people from all backgrounds, cultures and communities.

This new initiative will promote Rangers as a modern football club through which fans can come together and support a common cause – equality for everyone.

In collaboration with the Rangers Charity Foundation, we will work across the club to champion diversity, encourage tolerance and understanding, and promote positive behaviour as part of this ambitious new strategy.

Rangers is for everyone and anyone and we will build on today’s launch by rolling out a series of diversity and inclusion events at Ibrox Stadium, the Hummel Training Centre and within the wider community throughout the year and beyond.

Well, nearly everyone..

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Some were even struggling with the entire concept..

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We tried to reach their spokesman for equality and diversity, but he was having trouble with his motor..

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We can only praise the club for doing what they should have done years ago, and its good to see them at least making the effort.

Only a cynic would claim it was to deflect from the rather less heartening news they received from the courts…

Rangers court blow as Mike Ashley’s Sports Direct due ‘millions in damages’

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I added the pic, courtesy of Only2togo on twitter

The Ibrox club and the controversial Sports Direct tycoon have been in dispute over retail strip sales after Rangers did a kit deal with another company.

Rangers could be forced to pay Sports Direct (SDIR) millions of pounds in their long-running High Court fight over merchandise rights.

A detailed legal judgement found Mike Ashley’s firm should have been allowed to match an offer made by current kit manufacturer Elite/Hummell for the lucrative deal on producing replica strips and other items.

Judge Lionel Persey QC concluded bosses at Rangers had made the new agreement without giving Sports Direct, which had a retail deal with the Ibrox club that was expiring, a chance to match the other firm’s offer.

Sports Direct argued that the terms of the existing contract meant Rangers had to give SDIR the opportunity to compete with any new agreement.

The judge also took issue with Rangers’ bid to limit any damages they may have to pay to £1million, which could have huge financial implications for the Ibrox club. 

Last year it was reported Rangers had penned a three-year deal with Hummell worth £10million – showing the retail value of the Glasgow giants.

 

Ashley’s Sports Direct firm had a deal with a previous Rangers board that saw it take 93 pence for every £1 of club merchandising sold in Sports Direct stores.

The punitive contract resulted in Rangers fans boycotting Sports Direct stores. The two parties became locked in a series of disputes with a High Court judge last year urging them to “make peace”.

But they ended up back in court and yesterday Judge Persey announced that he had ruled In favour of SDIR despite Rangers disputing the claim made against them.

The judge’s full ruling was published yesterday and revealed the Ibrox club could be hit with a massive bill for SDIR’s lost revenue.

He found that the “terms of the connected commercial arrangement offered to Elite/Hummell” should have been offered to Sports Direct.

The judge declared: “I am satisfied that SDIR would have matched those arrangements had it been given the opportunity to do so.”

Rangers’ bid to limit any potential damages to only a £1m payout if the ruling went against them was also dismissed by Judge Persey.

 
The gist of that, which must have been difficult for the Record to publish, is that they are currently bent over a table awaiting Ashleys er, punishment.
All a far cry from Keith Jacksons piece in June, 2017…

There was no mention of it in Dave King’s victory speech on Tuesday afternoon.

But as the Rangers chairman announced the terms of the truce between himself and Mike Ashley – prompting a stampede on the club’s megastore – there was an even more significant reason for the club’s supporters to cherish.

It will all be ratified and made official in good time but Ashley, it appears, is not only loosening his iron-fisted grip on the club’s retail wing. He is also prepared to wash his hands of Rangers once and for all by dumping his personal shareholding of almost nine per cent. 

And the moment that transaction is completed – when Ashley’s holding is picked up by fans’ groups and perhaps one other wealthy individual emotional investor – then King will have delivered on one of his key manifesto promises … to pull up the drains and cleanse this club from top to bottom.

King has had his critics on these pages over the last two years or so. He has not reacted well to being questioned or challenged even when his various statements and promises are clearly contradictory and, in some cases, absurdly disingenuous.

But, regardless, let’s give credit where it is most certainly due where this long-running ruck with Ashley is concerned. King promised to fight this fight even if it took him until his last breath and on this crucial matter he has been as good as his word. 

He has always been as good as his word. It’s just that his word isn’t very good.

Add to their woes are  possible claims from Hummel and Elite, both of whom have lost out here as well, and things ain’t looking so rosy for the second Ibrox entity.
Then there’s the legal fees…
Then there’s the Close Brothers…
Then there’s the wider issue..
  • NTHMalcontent
    @NTH_Malcontent
the huns behaviour here needs addressed by the sfa and spfl. They have shown bad faith in dealings with 3 companies putting money into the Scottish game. There could be an impact to future commercial deals
I don’t think it would be amiss of us to perhaps stock up on jelly and ice cream this weekend…
Then there was this whatsapp doing the rounds, unverified in itself, but it does tie in with some other stuff i’m checking out..
Douglas Parks business has been in effective administration & has been run by the bank for the last 18 months. The bank have now instructed that Park sell the car sales part of his business immediately, all of this because he believed King, and King has rode him bareback. His loans to Sevco have been converted into worthless shares and he possibly has lost anything up to €12.5m propping up Kings ego/mouth. And King had the balls to ask him to put in another €2m last week so that they could pay the 1st instalment of the Swedish guy & their legal teams bills. Who by the way are working strictly on a cash basis only. Celtic are planning around them going bang again. Top it off, Dorrans, Murphy have been told to leave & if they don’t think they will be training with the youths. Barasic has been told that he has no future and should be looking for a new club. The problem is that no one in Croatia will be or are paying anyone over €20k per week to any player there. They’ve left 5 people behind the scenes go just so they can make payroll for the players. Hummel have withheld the €1.4m start of the season bonus coz of the Commercial deal fiasco. Jimmy Bell has been busy buying kit without badges from the Hummel UK guy and then getting the badges etc put on. They’re fucked 
At this point, its worth noting that Douglas Parks business is actually paying out good dividends, which makes it unlikely they are in any form of administration, so I’d maybe discount that bit.
However, there are strong suspicions that at the very least Park is no longer prepared to bankroll King, and there may well be a few leaked stories to that effect very shortly.
Or there might not be.
Who gives a toss, really ?
The fans, though, have moved away from petty protests at Sports direct. They’re not going to show red cards to liquidation.
Having failed to save one club, they have learned from that, and are going all out to save this one…
And look at the top prize…
Our half time draw is changing. We have rebranded the game to The Union Jackpot. The game will still be operated in the same way as before. You buy a ticket and the draw will be done on the pitch at half time. Our previous top prize was £5,000. This season we are increasing the potential first prize to £10,000. The first prize will now be 50% of takings up to a maximum of £10,000. So, the more tickets that are sold the higher the prize money will be, up to a £10,000 maximum. The second prize will remain at £250 and the third prize at £100. As before, the remaining 50% of our profits will go towards our valuable youth development programme. So please buy a £2 Union Jackpot ticket for every home match to help us provide as much money as possible to our future.
Don’t forget, the more tickets you buy the bigger the prize pot will be for our lucky first prize winner.

  • 1st prize – 50% of profits up to £10,000
  • 2nd prize – £250
  • 3rd prize – £100
They were doomed from day one, and it serves then right for hooking up with a convicted fraudster.
And finally, at least one of them gets it…
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Yeah. When all else fails, just ignore the facts and move to lalaland.
Know what, it isn’t even 55 they hanker to. It was a misinterpretation of a hat spotted at one of their supporters rallies… and yet another feeble attempt to explain it…
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Yesterday, we had this..
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George Lazenbhoy July 22, 2019 at 2:38 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption : sylvanian families new ‘drug dealer and look out’ set.

Today…
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Pat Higney
4 years ago

Caption: DK..”Here love, do my eyes go straight when I look at the top of my finger?”

Bognorbhoy
4 years ago

CAPTION..

It’s europa league home and away legs ..not home and away eyes …

Oztim
4 years ago

Caption: Would you mind looking over there luv while I dip your pocket.

Mike
4 years ago

“A panting puddle of perspiration” The mind fair boggles, some folk even pay a fortune going to the gym to do just that.
You missed out “The Master of the Universe” but we get your drift. Stewart Robinson and Les Gray, same shite, different fly’s. Back to the future, like the year 2000 or before, all the quackers are aligning, preparing for Code Orange, “L” day, chapter two.
The Irish teller of tales “The Seanchai, was always a much respected individual, respected for his faery-tales and that one about Lawwell purposely holding back on bringing in new players because of “L” day chapter two, was a whopper, keep on keeping on Seanchai… and mind and take a shower..

4 years ago

Caption: “Well, can *you* see them coming?”

Mike
4 years ago

Swanee how I love you, if you see my post, pass it on please. Meanwhile to hear that Cesar and Stevie’s wives are going to unfurl the flag on day one, Yyyeeessss.

4 years ago

Take a good look – this will be a 24 hour Tesco shortly!

Markspur
4 years ago

Caption – ‘And good Captain King looked on from his lifeboat as HMS Ibrox sunk slowly beneath the waves as the survivors reached to him and his good lady for help as the Cashley Sharks feasted upon their flesh as they hoped their frantic and final texts to their beloved received their final wish, ‘Be Celtic, my beloved son’..’

Bigdunno
4 years ago

Caption: the last time someone pulled my finger, I farted that hard my eyes nearly straightened up.

4 years ago
Reply to  Bigdunno

Class! Good on you sir!

BJF
4 years ago

Looking forward to a result on Wednesday night that puts the cute beyond doubt. I really respect Leigh Griffiths and his openness when talking about the effect of depression, I had a boss effected by it and he never mentioned it, we just thought that at times he was middy and bad tempered and we were in the trade and didn’t recognise it. A great Celtic team with Griffiths, KT, and Broonie is never beat and Ryan Christie made of the same stuff. I for one am glad if the new club is seriously adopting a sectarian free demeanour, it forces the bigots to put themselves and the more open this is the more the media have to stop playing the game if it’s Celtic on one hand it has to be “Rangers” on the other. In Belfast Linfield are involved with Cardinal O’ Donnell’s GAA club in joint initiatives, maybe Weered can tell us more, brought up in Belfast in the 1950s and 1960s I can scarcely believe it but it is the future. Just watched Shane Lowry singing “ Grace” too.

Mark Gillespie
4 years ago

“Him over there, naw him, him, follow my finger naw my eyes, aye him. I’ve naw tapped him yet.”

CD
4 years ago

Thought this was supposed to be a Celtic diary ? For the second day in a row , more than half it’s content has been taken up with articles on that other lot over in the south side of Glasgow, Surely this is just a bit OTT ?

4 years ago
Reply to  CD

CD,
We are just keeping an eye on them!

4 years ago

Caption: “Excuse me darling, is it the one on the left or the right, you like”?
” Just choose the one in the middle, Dave “

Whitearra
4 years ago

Caption : Now dearie, under Everyone, anyone, if you’re a Catholic you should really be over there, below where they’re throwing lighters, golf balls and bags of pish……

4 years ago

Celtic have announced that the unfurling of the flag will be handed to the wives of Billy McNeill & Steve Chalmers.
At last we do something right, well done Celtic & the support appreciate this!

HH

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
4 years ago

Caption: If you give me £3M I’ll give you these magic beans

Honest hoops
4 years ago

Caption; and over that side of the city is a club I aspire to be part of… but let’s keep that to ourselves

Uralius
4 years ago

Caption: Don’t tell anyone, but that’s Lennon. He still can’t hear us coming.

Iancelt67
4 years ago

Caption
Yeah the team in green and white that’s them over there. Our champions

Iancelt67
4 years ago

Looks like Tierney is staying. Good resolve from the much maligned Lawell. He’s worth 50 mil imho. He didn’t play against rangers when we lost those two games he is our talisman. He covers more ground than anyone. I’d like to see his stats. Cue Charlie saiz

Uralius
4 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Try celts by numbers for stats

D'Fhinnein Mick
4 years ago

CAPTION

“Do you see that?”

“See what? I haven’t a scooby what you’re looking at!”

Jinkylarrson
4 years ago

Caption…excuse me Mrs can you lend me 5pounds for a cuppa.

selkirk casual
4 years ago

The Banter years, the Gift that keeps giving

EBT’s

Big Tax Case

Wee Tax Case

Craig Whyte, ‘wealth off the radar’

Craig Whyte’s pound coin

Jelavic, “titles in the bag”

Arsenal Shares sold

67 Ibrox players to sue Rangers

McCoist as manager

The Big Hoose must stay open

Big Hoose guy

Administration

Jelly and Ice Cream

Liquidation

Walter Smith wishes new club well

Mark Dingwall on STV News

Mark Dingwall e-mails hospital

More Jelly and Ice Cream

267 Creditors

The “Switcheroo”

Charles Green

Sevco

Club and Company are seperate things

Dallas Cowboys

Martin Bain ringfenced money

Charles Green’s Christmas Message

The Blue Knights

Applying for SFA Membership

Applying to the SPL

Applying to SFL1

Starting life in SFL3

Buying history

Debenture seats relinquished

Wee Stevie in IT

The John Brown Speech

Castles and Chateaux

Googly eyes

Dave King to invest £50m

Dave King to invest “north of £30m”

Dave King to invest £20m

Dave King to invest £8m

Dave King asks fans for money

Where’s ra deeds?

Ball stuck in hedge

Tannadice boycott

Sandaza prank call

Craig Houston

The £500,000 Mega Bus

The £500,000 Mega Bus up in flames

Charles Green Deathbed Interview

Same old Alloa, always cheating

Ian Black betting against his own team

3 failed attempts at the Petrofac Cup

Demanding to know

Chris Graham, the 2-Day Director

Ian Black getting halved by Broonie

McCoist on gardening leave

McDowall as manager

McDowall on gardening leave

McCall as manager

Goosebumps

Cammy Bell

Submarine Sunday

Sick of Jelly and Ice Cream now

McCall unemployed

The Gazebo at the AGM

Water piped in from local church, for free

Gangsters in charge

Lionbrand tops

Mike Ashley

Mike Ashley owns the badge

Hibs 3-2 The Rangers

Hampden riot

Lee Wallace is a grass

Warburton next England Manager

Bread wrappers for hats

The gap is closing

Idiots sitting in tanks, radioing requests to the UB

There is no gap

Going for 55

Joey Barton

5-1 at Celtic Park

5-1 at Ibrox

Pitch invasion at Firhill

Martyn Waghorn noised up outside chippy

Warburton dragged out of a press conference

Simunovic putting Miller into orbit

The Invincible Treble!

Jim Traynor

Level 5

Scott Allan, one of their own

Warburton being ‘resigned’

Pedro Caixinha

Here to take your title (various)

Pedro’s mini-leagues

Salt & Pepper tactics

Barking dogs and caravans

Progres Niederkorn

Arguing with fans in a hedge

Carlos Pena

Dalcio

Craig Whyte walks free

Banning green boots

Graeme Murty

Headstands

Celebrating a draw

McInnes is coming home

Didn’t want McInnes anyway

Union Bears moving for home games

Statements

Miller’s re-used shirt

Chinese bid for Morelos

Barry Ferguson Bankrupt

Whit’s the goalie daein’ Tam?

3-2 at Ibrox with 10 men

Cheering the Scottish Cup draw

Battle fever is on!

Humped 4-0 at Hampden

Captain suspended

Miller sacked

We deserve better

Fans padlock the gates

Dave King says he’s skint

Hummel

Steven Gerrard

Skrtel is coming

Defoe is coming

Let’s go!

Easyjet flights, A4 tickets, Economy Class

Patio furniture at training camp

Golf buggies instead of a coach

Wheelie bins

Morelos for £2m

Orange strip

The Take Over Panel Ruling

Dave King facing jail for Contempt of Court

Sports Direct tanks on the lawn

Socks on the wrong feet

Training tops and no pennant

Mike Ashley’s £500,000 legal fees

Paddy Power paying out after 1 game

The Airport Loyal

The Fanzone

Kenny Miller & The Grass suing The Club for £100k

Nacho Novo saying it’s ‘not fair’

The Double Treble!

George Peat

Shin pads, 1 pair between 2

Stripe-gate

Peaky Blinders are Tims!

Staunch News

Rangers Shareholders and Organised Crime

Winners of the inaugural “Top-After-14-Games” Cup

Dundee away

Winning the “13th-Time-Lucky Cup”

Andy Halliday in tears

The ‘best day’ of Andy Halliday’s life…

Going “All In”

Andrew Dallas awards 4 (four) penalties at Ibrox

Morelos 3-Game ban

BBC Protest with 18 fans

Andy Halliday going mental at Celtic Park

Made-up SFA charges

Alex Rae, cheerleader

Joe Worrall & Tart, in a taxi, rent-free…

Rangers to become the dominant force again. Again.

Only one bid for Morelos, of 3M Euro

Trophy Room at Ibrox renamed as ‘The Museum’

The Treble Treble!

Smiles are better than trophies

Warburton says “next season” because it’s his turn to say it

Crowd-funding to buy Ryan Kent makes £45 in 2 months

Pop-up shop at The Louden Tavern

” same old Alloa ”

posted 1 hour, 27 minutes ago

Puggy67
4 years ago
Reply to  selkirk casual

Numb-thumbed hilarity

4 years ago
Reply to  selkirk casual

Paul Baxendale-Walker 🙂

Browall
4 years ago

See Monti is in his usual positive frame of mind. FFS don’t let him anywhere near Grif.

selkirk casual
4 years ago

EBT’s

Big Tax Case

Wee Tax Case

Craig Whyte, ‘wealth off the radar’

Craig Whyte’s pound coin

Jelavic, “titles in the bag”

Arsenal Shares sold

67 Ibrox players to sue Rangers

McCoist as manager

The Big Hoose must stay open

Big Hoose guy

Administration

Jelly and Ice Cream

Liquidation

Walter Smith wishes new club well

Mark Dingwall on STV News

Mark Dingwall e-mails hospital

More Jelly and Ice Cream

267 Creditors

The “Switcheroo”

Charles Green

Sevco

Club and Company are seperate things

Dallas Cowboys

Martin Bain ringfenced money

Charles Green’s Christmas Message

The Blue Knights

Applying for SFA Membership

Applying to the SPL

Applying to SFL1

Starting life in SFL3

Buying history

Debenture seats relinquished

Wee Stevie in IT

The John Brown Speech

Castles and Chateaux

Googly eyes

Dave King to invest £50m

Dave King to invest “north of £30m”

Dave King to invest £20m

Dave King to invest £8m

Dave King asks fans for money

Where’s ra deeds?

Ball stuck in hedge

Tannadice boycott

Sandaza prank call

Craig Houston

The £500,000 Mega Bus

The £500,000 Mega Bus up in flames

Charles Green Deathbed Interview

Same old Alloa, always cheating

Ian Black betting against his own team

3 failed attempts at the Petrofac Cup

Demanding to know

Chris Graham, the 2-Day Director

Ian Black getting halved by Broonie

McCoist on gardening leave

McDowall as manager

McDowall on gardening leave

McCall as manager

Goosebumps

Cammy Bell

Submarine Sunday

Sick of Jelly and Ice Cream now

McCall unemployed

The Gazebo at the AGM

Water piped in from local church, for free

Gangsters in charge

Lionbrand tops

Mike Ashley

Mike Ashley owns the badge

Hibs 3-2 The Rangers

Hampden riot

Lee Wallace is a grass

Warburton next England Manager

Bread wrappers for hats

The gap is closing

Idiots sitting in tanks, radioing requests to the UB

There is no gap

Going for 55

Joey Barton

5-1 at Celtic Park

5-1 at Ibrox

Pitch invasion at Firhill

Martyn Waghorn noised up outside chippy

Warburton dragged out of a press conference

Simunovic putting Miller into orbit

The Invincible Treble!

Jim Traynor

Level 5

Scott Allan, one of their own

Warburton being ‘resigned’

Pedro Caixinha

Here to take your title (various)

Pedro’s mini-leagues

Salt & Pepper tactics

Barking dogs and caravans

Progres Niederkorn

Arguing with fans in a hedge

Carlos Pena

Dalcio

Craig Whyte walks free

Banning green boots

Graeme Murty

Headstands

Celebrating a draw

McInnes is coming home

Didn’t want McInnes anyway

Union Bears moving for home games

Statements

Miller’s re-used shirt

Chinese bid for Morelos

Barry Ferguson Bankrupt

Whit’s the goalie daein’ Tam?

3-2 at Ibrox with 10 men

Cheering the Scottish Cup draw

Battle fever is on!

Humped 4-0 at Hampden

Captain suspended

Miller sacked

We deserve better

Fans padlock the gates

Dave King says he’s skint

Hummel

Steven Gerrard

Skrtel is coming

Defoe is coming

Let’s go!

Easyjet flights, A4 tickets, Economy Class

Patio furniture at training camp

Golf buggies instead of a coach

Wheelie bins

Morelos for £2m

Orange strip

The Take Over Panel Ruling

Dave King facing jail for Contempt of Court

Sports Direct tanks on the lawn

Socks on the wrong feet

Training tops and no pennant

Mike Ashley’s £500,000 legal fees

Paddy Power paying out after 1 game

The Airport Loyal

The Fanzone

Kenny Miller & The Grass suing The Club for £100k

Nacho Novo saying it’s ‘not fair’

The Double Treble!

George Peat

Shin pads, 1 pair between 2

Stripe-gate

Peaky Blinders are Tims!

Staunch News

Rangers Shareholders and Organised Crime

Winners of the inaugural “Top-After-14-Games” Cup

Dundee away

Winning the “13th-Time-Lucky Cup”

Andy Halliday in tears

The ‘best day’ of Andy Halliday’s life…

Going “All In”

Andrew Dallas awards 4 (four) penalties at Ibrox

Morelos 3-Game ban

BBC Protest with 18 fans

Andy Halliday going mental at Celtic Park

Made-up SFA charges

Alex Rae, cheerleader

Joe Worrall & Tart, in a taxi, rent-free…

Rangers to become the dominant force again. Again.

Only one bid for Morelos, of 3M Euro

Trophy Room at Ibrox renamed as ‘The Museum’

The Treble Treble!

Smiles are better than trophies

Warburton says “next season” because it’s his turn to say it

Crowd-funding to buy Ryan Kent makes £45 in 2 months

Pop-up shop at The Louden Tavern

BogotaBhoy
4 years ago
Reply to  selkirk casual

Brilliant! A work of genius!

Iancelt67
4 years ago
Reply to  selkirk casual

Can’t believe I read all of that

selkirk casual
4 years ago

EBT’s

Big Tax Case

Wee Tax Case

Craig Whyte, ‘wealth off the radar’

Craig Whyte’s pound coin

Jelavic, “titles in the bag”

Arsenal Shares sold

67 Ibrox players to sue Rangers

McCoist as manager

The Big Hoose must stay open

Big Hoose guy

Administration

Jelly and Ice Cream

Liquidation

Walter Smith wishes new club well

Mark Dingwall on STV News

Mark Dingwall e-mails hospital

More Jelly and Ice Cream

267 Creditors

The “Switcheroo”

Charles Green

Sevco

Club and Company are seperate things

Dallas Cowboys

Martin Bain ringfenced money

Charles Green’s Christmas Message

The Blue Knights

Applying for SFA Membership

Applying to the SPL

Applying to SFL1

Starting life in SFL3

Buying history

Debenture seats relinquished

Wee Stevie in IT

The John Brown Speech

Castles and Chateaux

Googly eyes

Dave King to invest £50m

Dave King to invest “north of £30m”

Dave King to invest £20m

Dave King to invest £8m

Dave King asks fans for money

Where’s ra deeds?

Ball stuck in hedge

Tannadice boycott

Sandaza prank call

Craig Houston

The £500,000 Mega Bus

The £500,000 Mega Bus up in flames

Charles Green Deathbed Interview

Same old Alloa, always cheating

Ian Black betting against his own team

3 failed attempts at the Petrofac Cup

Demanding to know

Chris Graham, the 2-Day Director

Ian Black getting halved by Broonie

McCoist on gardening leave

McDowall as manager

McDowall on gardening leave

McCall as manager

Goosebumps

Cammy Bell

Submarine Sunday

Sick of Jelly and Ice Cream now

McCall unemployed

The Gazebo at the AGM

Water piped in from local church, for free

Gangsters in charge

Lionbrand tops

Mike Ashley

Mike Ashley owns the badge

Hibs 3-2 The Rangers

Hampden riot

Lee Wallace is a grass

Warburton next England Manager

Bread wrappers for hats

The gap is closing

Idiots sitting in tanks, radioing requests to the UB

There is no gap

Going for 55

Joey Barton

5-1 at Celtic Park

5-1 at Ibrox

Pitch invasion at Firhill

Martyn Waghorn noised up outside chippy

Warburton dragged out of a press conference

Simunovic putting Miller into orbit

The Invincible Treble!

Jim Traynor

Level 5

Scott Allan, one of their own

Warburton being ‘resigned’

Pedro Caixinha

Here to take your title (various)

Pedro’s mini-leagues

Salt & Pepper tactics

Barking dogs and caravans

Progres Niederkorn

Arguing with fans in a hedge

Carlos Pena

Dalcio

Craig Whyte walks free

Banning green boots

Graeme Murty

Headstands

Celebrating a draw

McInnes is coming home

Didn’t want McInnes anyway

Union Bears moving for home games

Statements

Miller’s re-used shirt

Chinese bid for Morelos

Barry Ferguson Bankrupt

Whit’s the goalie daein’ Tam?

3-2 at Ibrox with 10 men

Cheering the Scottish Cup draw

Battle fever is on!

Humped 4-0 at Hampden

Captain suspended

Miller sacked

We deserve better

Fans padlock the gates

Dave King says he’s skint

Hummel

Steven Gerrard

Skrtel is coming

Defoe is coming

Let’s go!

Easyjet flights, A4 tickets, Economy Class

Patio furniture at training camp

Golf buggies instead of a coach

Wheelie bins

Morelos for £2m

Orange strip

The Take Over Panel Ruling

Dave King facing jail for Contempt of Court

Sports Direct tanks on the lawn

Socks on the wrong feet

Training tops and no pennant

Mike Ashley’s £500,000 legal fees

Paddy Power paying out after 1 game

The Airport Loyal

The Fanzone

Kenny Miller & The Grass suing The Club for £100k

Nacho Novo saying it’s ‘not fair’

The Double Treble!

George Peat

Shin pads, 1 pair between 2

Stripe-gate

Peaky Blinders are Tims!

Staunch News

Rangers Shareholders and Organised Crime

Winners of the inaugural “Top-After-14-Games” Cup

Dundee away

Winning the “13th-Time-Lucky Cup”

Andy Halliday in tears

The ‘best day’ of Andy Halliday’s life…

Going “All In”

Andrew Dallas awards 4 (four) penalties at Ibrox

Morelos 3-Game ban

BBC Protest with 18 fans

Andy Halliday going mental at Celtic Park

Made-up SFA charges

Alex Rae, cheerleader

Joe Worrall & Tart, in a taxi, rent-free…

Rangers to become the dominant force again. Again.

Only one bid for Morelos, of 3M Euro

Trophy Room at Ibrox renamed as ‘The Museum’

The Treble Treble!

Smiles are better than trophies

Warburton says “next season” because it’s his turn to say it

Crowd-funding to buy Ryan Kent makes £45 in 2 months

Pop-up shop at The Louden Tavern

Mike
4 years ago

Sneaky bastards, leeching the news of a fourteen million pound loss, till June 2018, when their last game was being played, more debt than the whole of the SPFL teams combined. The leopard doesn’t change its spots, with a crook at its top, one who was involved with the old-co whose very existence was characterised by lies, fraud and tax evasion.
The Oldco, a stain on Scottish football.
The Newco, two cheeks of the same arse, the only thing they are good at is telling lies and gathering debts. The same old story, how could it be any different when is led by the same peepul, with the same characteristics.
The Scottish F.A. Led by its new president, an instrumental figure involved in the 5way agreement, desperate to “move on”. The cover up Charlie of Scottish football. Putrid by name and by nature.
The SPFL, led by the continuity myth promotor, Doncaster. How will they absolve themselves when it happens again, Agent Orange, the big “L” day, chapter two…there can be no moving on, Res.12. has shown us the way to put a stop to it…. and them.

4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Well said Mike

4 years ago

Fucked their history now reinventing it!only in jockville is it possible

4 years ago

Sevco more loans out than a 3rd world Country and that is saying alot about those morons

George Lazenbhoy
4 years ago

Caption: look over there, can you see the ranger coming?

BJF
4 years ago

Happy 24 the anniversary Celts, yes it’s 24 years since Tony Mowbray unleashed the” Huddle” on unsuspecting opponents of the Celtic against some German team. Funny I thought as a former captain who had coped with great personal tragedy and whose WBA and Hibs teams played great football he was an ideal choice as manager goes to show you how unpredictable football can be.
Weered thank you for the info on the camogie team, a Linfield legend was quoted as saying how important neighbouring sporting clubs they should help each other. You are right about a United Ireland, Graeme McDowell said something to that effect after Shane Lowry’s victory , something along the lines of a great result for all of Ireland north and south and hopefully the distinction win’t Last much longer, not his exact words but his sentiments. Monti don’t agree the flag unfurling was something right at last, three trebles, the honour paid to Cesar and Stevie and other of our legends, Celtic in the community, maybe letting Second Rangers burn themselves out too, lots to applaud the club for.

The Cha
4 years ago

Caption “That’s the megastore where you can buy any strip you like; Chelsea, Hamburg, Linfield…”

“and Rangers?”

“Err, err, oh look, a squirrel!”

Puggy67
4 years ago

Caption: This snotter has a rich salty intensity that breaks through the outer crusty layer into a middle that has chewy softness interspersed with gritty bits that meld into the sweetness of the after-slime. If you buy my snotters I will provide a 4th Reich that will last 1000 years. A volunteer steward will take your bank details.

4 years ago

Caption: yes just keep looking over there hunny whilst I dip your handbag.

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago

Caption…………

Ooooh Dave darling, is that your pop up shop or are you just happy to see me.

Mike
4 years ago

Its “on the buses” with Rosa Parks, she was a black activist instrumental in campaigning for civil rights. Douglas Parks, campaigns to get his money back from Blakey King. When you look back at when Newco began it was Charles Scissor hands, who campaigned his friends at the SFA to be treated as a special case, not withstanding that he bought the basket of assets at the bargain price of just over a reported £5.00mill. pounds, he trashed Scottish football’s already tarnished reputation even further by helping to instigate the 5way agreement. After taking advantage of the gullibillies again, he jumped on his steed and sped off to his French chateau, leaving behind an unholy mess. Since his departure others have dipped their fingers deep into the Sevvies pocket’s and lifted their cash. Its ironic that we were all concerned that Ashley would bail them out and provide us with serious opposition. But the sevvies did a sevvie once again and pushed him out, utter madness, seduced by squinty’s rhetoric, they once again backed the wrong horse. A £14.00 mill. loss to June 2018 and the race into June 2019 has now finished, where the losses continue and the bills continue well beyond anything acceptable and yet they still insist that they need another player or two. Remember when Duff and Phelps the administrators tried to bring in Daniel Cousins, how could anybody understand that… Mrs Mop needs to start cleaning up the mess of the past. I hope she uses Flash, it cleans up the impossible…

Puggy67
4 years ago

Caption: So the main thrust of our diversity campaign is to encourage a tolerant, polite, rational fanbase, in fact there’s one over there in the Copland…ach the fat wee prick must be away for a shite.

4 years ago

CAPTION…
King ‘ I went to school with that guy’…..
Female….’ was that St Margaret Marys, Castlemilk ?

4 years ago

Good luck to the bhoys tonight.
A good home leg to put the tie to bed.
Shocking still no right back in place.
4-0 the bhoys.
Griff Forrest McGregor Eddy.
Bain
3 at the back tonight Ajer Jozo Bitton
2 wing backs Forrest Boli
3 in midfield Christie Brown McGregor
2 up top Griff Eddy.
HH

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Here Here Jimmy, The team just about picks itself at the moment, here’s hoping for another 2-3 additions.

4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Bitton at the back in CL qualifiers?

Nurse Ratched, can we have the ball game on now?

4 years ago

” God bless my home in dear Cork City……and the volunteers of the IRA ”

The Dying Rebel.

4 years ago

Boris Johnson?
Oh dear, i’d rather have Ralph…..metaphorically speaking of course….cough.

4 years ago

Celtic 3-4-3

Bain

Ajer
Simunovic
Jullien

Forrest
McGregor
Brown
Sinclair

Johnston
Edouard
Griffiths

5-0

Forrest 2
Edouard 2
Jullien

OOH AAH

Uralius
4 years ago

I see “rangers” are trying to give Newcastle Tavernier to Newcastle as a part payment for court fees. Lol.

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