Celtic Diary Wednesday June 26: So, It Begins…

Just so you know-as it’s now apparent I didn’t, this is the full list of fixtures before the season starts.

So far, at least.

June 2019

Wed, 26th Jun SC Pinkafeld Friendly 17:30 A
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Sat, 29th Jun Wiener SC Friendly 17:00 A

July 2019

Tue, 2nd Jul FC St Gallen Friendly 18:30 A
Tue, 9th Jul FK Sarajevo UEFA Champions League 19:45 A
Sat, 13th Jul Stade Rennais Friendly 15:00 H
Wed, 17th Jul FK Sarajevo UEFA Champions League 19:45 H


There will be another couple of games added to the European campaign, in one tournament or another.


So, it all starts tonight, at 17:30, a blow to all of us who have conventional clocks that only go up to 12.

The opponents are SC Pinkafeld..


The SC Herz Pinkafeld is an Austrian football club from the Burgenland town of Pinkafeld . He plays since the season 2013/2014 in the Burgenland national league, the fourth highest league in Austria. 

The SC Pinkafeld was founded under President Franz Ulreich in 1912. Under the patronage of the company Hutter & Schrantz the club celebrated its first great successes and was able to collect a total of six times Burgenland national champion titles to the Pinka from 1930/31 to 1936/37 and thereby qualify five times for the Austrian amateur championship. 1935/36 , the club came here in the semifinals, where he failed in the eventual winner 1st Wiener Neustadt SC .

In 1949, the SC Pinkafeld founding member of the first Burgenland League championship and was able to qualify in 1960 as the champion of this league for the professional Regionalliga Ost , which was then the second stage in Austria. The SC Pinkafeld held first four years in the second division, the descent 1963/64 followed by the immediate re-emergence in 1965. The rise followed the renewed descent in 1965/66 ; Although this could in turn be intercepted by winning the Burgenland national league, with a further descent 1967/68 ended however the successful time of the SC Pinkafeld.

His first goal for the Austrian football record champion SK Rapid Wien scored one of the most popular soccer players of the 20th century against SC Pinkafeld – namely Hans Krankl on October 4, 1970 in a friendly match against the Pinkafelder football club.

In the 1970s and 1980s, the SC Pinkafeld was found both in the Regionalliga East and in the national league. In the 1990s, the club played almost ten years in the second league south, before in 2000, the rise in the national league could be celebrated. 2003, however, the club rose again in the second league south.

In 2012, the SC Pinkafeld celebrated its 100th anniversary in the form of an exhibition in the city ​​museum Pinkafeld , a three-day festival and the unveiling of a statue that is to commemorate this anniversary. [1] As godfather of the statue functioned Carsten Jancker . [2]

In 2013, the league title in the second league south and thus the re-emergence of the Burgenland League was achieved. 

In case anyone asks..


It looks like they’ve got a bar at the side of the pitch, something which should be considered for Celtic Park as well, as it would save me leaving at half time.

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What should be a loosening of the limbs for the hoops is live on Celtic TV, and it may be worth looking at if only to see the fruits of a lot of hard work put in by Vakoun Bayo, who now looks like he may yet realise his potential.

A spectacular goal in training has got everyone talking about him, and the lad must be praised for not letting early setbacks to his Celtic career faze him.

David Turnbull won’t make it for the match. There’s been a problem with his medical and whilst the deal should still go through, the terms will be revised.

Tam Sellics son  on Twitter exclusively revealed the moment a somewhat familiar looking  doctor diagnosed the problem.

We understand there will be steps to improve security at hospitals in future.

Someone else winging his way to Celtic is Christopher Julien, the hot Diary tip from January, who according to Graeme McGarry of the Evening Times , will sign in a “cut price deal” .

Celtic agree cut-price deal for Toulouse defender Christopher Jullien


Celtic are closing in on the signing of French defender Christopher Jullien after reportedly agreeing a deal to sign him from Toulouse. 

The French club had slapped an 8 million Euro price tag on the defender, but it is understood that Celtic could land the 26-year-old for around 7 million Euros. 


From that headline, you’d have thought that the player had problems. In fact, it seems to be a clear indication that the price paid must be played down lest it upsets fans of Scotlands “Premier ” club, who can only dream of such expenditure-unless, of course, it’s the result of a court case.

Something which wasn’t mentioned in this fawning Liam Bryce piece in the Recird

Dave King insists Rangers are ‘Scotland’s premier club’ as season ticket sales hit record high

Dave King insists Rangers are Scotland’s “premier club” as season ticket sales hit a record high.

The Ibrox side have announced that 45,757 have been snapped up with almost a month until the start of the new season.

That trumps 2018’s figure of 45,419, with another 14,000 remaining on the waiting list to watch Steven Gerrard ‘s side next term. 

Still several thousand short of the season book numbers at Celtic, but they’re the Premier club..

King said: “Once again Rangers supporters have stepped forward and reminded us that we, the directors of this special club, are in a fortunate and privileged position to be able to work for them and with them. 

And fleece money off them.

“The loyalty shown by Rangers fans towards their club never ceases to amaze me and, on behalf of my fellow board members, I again express my gratitude and admiration. 

If you don;t count the bit where they let it die.

“Rangers has always been a leader on and off the pitch and with the support that our fans continue to demonstrate we will maintain that tradition. 

A position built up over seven years of hard work.

“I have said before, but it is worth repeating, that Rangers is special and, having won more trophies than any other club in the world, we have a genuinely unique place in football history. We must keep it that way while welcoming everyone who wants to be part of this wonderful institution. 

They haven’t won any major trophies. The old club won a few, but several of them were achieved when Goavn was a tax free dominion.

“This is an inclusive and diverse club and we are close to announcing initiatives which will make Rangers even more special to so many more people. 

That should be a laugh.

“I said recently that it would be remarkable if we could get to last season’s figure for season ticket sales but you have done more than that.

“You have set a new high and I am immensely proud to be chairman of this great club. Let’s continue to do the right things and project Rangers as the country’s premier club and again, thank you for your wonderful support.”

It is no coincidence that they are about to get a massive bill from the courts.

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As well as that, they have stepped up and had some serious prizes and giveaways to keep interest at a high during the close season.. this is a signed “Joker ” card of Alfredo Morellas..

Has he spelt his name wrong ?


Anyway, I digress.


Keiran Tierney ?

No further news, but other clubs are aware of his availability. Largely because we’ve phoned them and told them.

Anyone else ?

Don’t know.

Don’t care.

It’s all about the ones who are here, and the ones who want to be here.

There is a lot to look forward to. Several players could make us forget all about what has happened off the pitch, and despite the initial fears that Celtic weren’t going to sign anyone, we have to remember that not all teams have to start back at work before the end of June.

I’m certainly a lot more relaxed about next season than I was just a few days ago, but that has been known to change at less than a moments notice.

For now, though, just enjoy what we have, and stop fretting over everything else.

Don’t take my word for it. Here’s Scott Brown..34 yesterday…and still buzzing..

“The first day was great,” 

“It was tough and it’s a bit warmer than we’d expected. They’re having a bit of a mini-heatwave over here at the moment, and today’s a double session. But that’s what it’s all about at pre-season.

“We’ve got two hours or so of work before we come back in, get some rest, avoid sunstroke, and then go back at it for the second round. There’s been a great intensity to everything so far. We’re looking at the stats and we’re still hitting the figures that we want to hit.

“We’re passionate out there, that’s part and parcel of training in the heat, but we’re equally always encouraging each other to do well. The better we do together as a team, the better everyone is likely to perform individually, and the better we’re going to perform on the park.” 

“The young lads have come in and have been energetic and keen to keep up, while the the experienced heads are working hard too. For us, that’s what football is all about for us – bringing players in and hitting the levels and standards we require for success at this club.

“The lads have got factor 50 on, so they’ll be fine with the heat. And I wouldn’t want to spend my birthday any other way.” 


Yesterday, we had this..

Puggy67 June 25, 2019 at 1:00 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption: He cornered her in the servant’s pantry,”come here you pert little filly you know you want it!” Suddenly his writhing torso was upon her and in her hand she felt the throbbing member of the throbbing member for Uxbridge and South Ruislip.”Versatutum, ignocti, campari!” he rasped.”Latin?” she gasped. “Er Harry Potter” he slabbered,”now how much did we say for potty botty a hundred?” She slapped his bassett-like jowel.”I’m your fiance you hideous fat bastard get off me and get a fucking hair cut.” “Oops!”he blustered as he struggled with the 48 inch waist of his M&S flexiband trouser. “Well you know….err another Latin quote, Homer’s Odyssey, ten squillion to one-eyed pensioners after Brexit” he guffawed. But the spell was broken and rising with the spirit of Bodocea, summoning the strength of Albion, she kicked the cunt squarely in the balls. Next week, the marriage.


today.. two pictures.. what was said ?


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Caption:- ” Hey boss i heard i’m going to Everton…cough ”

Lenny:- ” No you’re not “

D'Fhinnein Mick


Aye,I’m really looking forward to next season,boss!

Whit,ye seen the price of property in London,son?

Honestly Da, Game of Thrones isnae about fitbaw

tony carlin"

Caption “ this drunk guy, King I think his name was, said Sevco were Scotland’s premier club”


Bring on the Huns the Hertz and the Pinkies.

6ft 5″ eyes of blue,
Christopher Jullien’s got his eyes on you.
I give you not one but two great walls, pass through them at your peril. Its an interesting thought that the transfer fee for David Turnbull alone could be more than the rest of the SPFL teams combined.

Got an E-Mail probably like most others from the Scottish Football Supporters Association. “If fans group ever wants to chat or to seek advice, we offer a free service, if you need it”.
E-Mail paulgoodwin@scottishfsa.org Res.12 perhaps.


Long distance information get in touch with Mina Rey,
I hope you can retrieve my post above sometime today…

Dziekanowski's Nightclub Child

Caption: ‘Gaffer, Where do I go for my initialled socks?’

Lenny: ‘Arsenal’


” Scotland’s premier club ” – Dave king.

Listen here ya squinty eyed fuckwit, your club is a fucking mess, it is supported by the most evil shower of inbred fucks on planet earth.
Go and take some of your tax avoidance money & get your eyes straiggte out.

Stupid, stupid huns!



Here Boss,How come that this is my right hand but if you face me it is my left?
5minutes later.Silence

Just goes to show you CAN fool all of the peepul all of the time.

Caption: The Adventures of Boris’s Johnson.


I got this player card…”shu n sooky naka mar mura”

“its shunsuke nakamura ya fuckin doghball”

“sorry dad”


Paul; Its fuckin dough ball, ya fuckin dough ball.

Oops.Yesterday’s competition. Made a right arse of that.


Caption: Bhoys in da ‘hood


Caption: KT- ” Boss i really want to have a go “.

NL- ” Kieran, Charlie Saiz has been up & down this beach all day, he’ll let you have shot tomorrow”


1st Cap – ‘Oh, the ice-cream van Grandpa! Can I have 50p for a 99?’ ‘Good choice, laddie! My Grandpa used to treat me one too! But bloody hell, used to be 5p!!!’

2nd Cap – ‘Aye, maybe a diet coke would be better!’ (Thinks – ‘Don’t want my legs to end up like his!’)

Desmond and The Dekkers

Caption: KT: Boss if I stay can I get a pair of socks with my initials on them like you?

Lenny : Nope


Caption: Neil Lennon models the latest “Celtic Da Failing To Look Cool” range – available in other sizes and colours from the Celtic Superstore


Caption: KT “So, Gaffer, what you really wanted to know is… Does your arsenal look big in these shorts??”

“I was going to buy a Rolls Royce Neil.”

” Wait until you can buy two son”


Caption: KT : ‘So a bloke goes into a bar……..’

NL : ‘I still don’t get it’.



Lenny u look like i did when i was doing my paper round on my bmx


SURELY this is NO coincidence?
It’s a kinda ‘centenary’, well in a very nice way!
Our 1st game of the new pre-season has been arranged versus SC Pinkafeld, a club 100 years older than sevco rangers, reputedly (if you listen to FN clowns) Scotland’s “premier club”. At 7 years old, and not even a FN club, just remnants from a fire sale! FFS, they take “pathetic” to a new level, level 5 perhaps?
Anyway, ten out of ten to whoever at Celtic arranged this gloriously funny fixture. Just keep takin’ the piss outa them Celtic. 🙂
Hail! Hail!


Agree with this ^.

The Cha


Hope nobody takes a photo,you look like a fat dosser !


Didn’t happen.

They are scared of Lennon.

Not a bad thing.


So you get the best out of people by putting the fear of God into them.
Great Tool for building Team Spirit and cohesion.
Hope Celtic have a steady supply of Hair dryers..OLD SCHOOL.


I just hope to fuck he knows what he’s doing

Secures 10 and it’s statue time

Makes an arse of it and his legacy is ruined

Unless the Board take the blame.


According to a usually good source, Celtic are nearing a deal for, Left Back, Romain Perraud. By all accounts he is a very good player with a cracking shot.He was on loan last season at Paris F.C. and that is who Lenny was scouting. It was said that his wages might be a stumbling block but it looks as if that has been resolved.
So, Huh Huh Huh, another “Les Blues” to go with Jullien, Odsonne who played with Christopher for a short time while on loan and F.F.F.
The auld alliance is strong…….

The Cha

According to Wikipedia:

“In the summer of 2019 it was announced that Romain Perraud would join Celtic FC, leaving Paris FC and OGC Nice behind. Perraud has always been known for his admiration of the Republican movement and by joining Celtic, he fulfilled his life-long dream of working with Neil Lennon and linking up with Ballon D’Or winner Jonathan Hayes.”

How could we not? 🙂


Oh Yeah!


Luca Zade Connell, “It would be an honour to represent Celtic” this defensive midfielder who is still very young yet, is away for a few weeks playing for the Republic (Provo’s rule) and will make his decision when he comes back..
” They are hanging men and woman for the wearing of the green.”.


he shite


What happened to the Efe out money?
Where is Boyata, we miss you, come back please, please Dedryk, we love you.

The Cha

Jullien is Boyata’s replacement.


Erm yes I know, but who else can we shout about, we need one of them back ASAP to take the heat of the others…


“Jullien is Boyata’s replacement”, my arse!
Boyata needed replacing when he was still with us. Only regret is we could’ve had stupid money (from Fulham I think) for the big useless twat. We need DEPENDABLE defenders and hopefully we get that from Jullien, if the deal goes through.


Your arse knows fuck all about fitbaw, obviously then.
Because Fulham offered £9.00 mill. for the Belgian International, the current Bundesliga player, funny that they could spot a player, but your arse canny.
Who’s the next victim off the gobbers? H.H. COYBIG.


Mike: “Your arse knows fuck all about fitbaw, obviously then.” Correct, it’s my head that does know about football. Your arse probably knows lots about “fitbaw”, are you an all-out huddle-hound? Point is it’s YOUR head that thinks it’s better than it REALLY is. Mibbaes turn round and WATCH the game from time to time, you’ll make some progress if, and it’s a big “if”, you’ve got sufficient intellect. Not something “fermers” are generally noted for. Anyway, seems to have been a good work-out for The Bhoys last night and great to see LG get us on our way to… Read more »

The Cha

I agree, you’re an arse.


No, His arse is called Lee Congerton, couldn’t spot a player if his life depended on it…


Cha, you’ll know a lot more than me about arses, as I’ve previously stated, “you’re full of shit”. But you wouldn’t know a CB from a FN doughnut, doughnut!
Now away an’ have a Po 210 sandwich or suchlike, or try to understand football before you spew your pish all over this wonderful site.
Have a nice evening.

The Cha

Is that available in English?

On 2nd thoughts, don’t bother.


Caption: You canny leave that dig tied to bench in this heat son


Cheers Yoda 🙂


Caption: Pic 1 – “Ah saw this on Morecambe and Wise gaffer it’s sic, right see this invisible pound coin?…”

Pic 2 “A poke son, you need a poke.”


‘Celtic’s PR on signings should involve cheesy photoshoots holding a jersey with the glue on the name still wet after the deal is done and dusted. OK we could go back and check the qualifications of the quack passing the medicals…’ Puggy67 June 15th. Ralph surely 3 points for ETims on that pish reliability league table?

Mike A

Nice to see that pic instead of the one doing the rounds with cans of lager and a bottle of Bucky. Insulting I thought.

Caption: Sit down lad. We gave up looking for them come no a long time ago.

David put his keys into his BMW,turned the ignition, then pop.
His knee went Boss.

The Cha

Caption “You’re no gonnae beat Rodgers in the fashion stakes but at least you shout at the players”.


Caption, Da, what do you mean, you were the cleaner!


Caption: Keiron face the front.


Caption: So after my double hernia op, I couldn’t get it up for days, but the pressure difference on the plane, a wee squeeze like so and Bob’s your uncle.


Oh what about a caption, caption, picture, picture competition. I’ll do the first picture.

Caption1:KT So I handed it back and said, “lass you seemed to have dropped this.”

Reply with the reply. 🙂

Honest hoops

Caption; Can I get my cap back please boss….that will be a no then!!


Caption: ‘Loving the new new strip ah got photo’d in gaffer!’

‘Me too KT the lemon chrome body of the shirt is complimented with deep teal green shoulders, complete with a modern geometric interpretation of the club’s iconic four-leaf clover crest that continues down the arms, with the satin stitch appliqued club crest sitting proudly on the shirt breast. Just lovely.’

‘ Eh mine was red and white.’


You would think so

But I bet you we sell on the cheap.


Sign up that bhoy Magners, He was all over the pitch. 1-6 gawn fur seven… Anybody else seen them Hertz supporters?


Just saw him sweat like a pig.



K.T. right boss , go to the text , put your finger on the text ,it will show a box that says copy text touch that whi….
N.F.L. Whoo right there son…who’s gonnae show me if you f off to arsenal
K.T. wee karamoko boss ….


Well as pre season friendlies go well done the bhoys. I’m sure the media were wetting their pants when we went a goal down well done the young guns and some seniors 6_1 onwards and upwards to 9 in a row.

Steve Naive

Puggy, caption winner from yesterday… genius.



Bobby Murdoch’s Crumpled Up Chip Wrapper


“I’m telling you boss, I heard yon Julien has got a cock like a baby’s arm”
“Fuck sake”

Wild Rover

Caption:- “Gaffer, do you like movies about Gladiators ?”

Lenny:- “…”


Dad I’m gay and want to marry the man I love and when I’m king he will be my que…er consort. No problem son I’m cool with that, as long he’s not a Catholic obviously.

You mad about ETims or just plain mad? Why not buy the t-shirt at http://etims.spreadshirt.co.uk/