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Celtic Diary Thursday January 24:Serious Title Challengers Emerge

Celtic moved a point ahead of Kilmarnock in the title race last night as bith clubs registered home wins.

Despite what some papers might tell you..

Celtic remembered how to play as a  lean mean attacking machine, taking four goals off a hapless St Mirren side who must be now hoping Dundee re-instate Neil McCann as manager to give them a chance of avoiding a return to the Championship.

Oliver Burke, having shaken off his cobwebs against Airdrie at the weekend, scored twice, Scott Sinclair called the keepers bluff from the penalty spot when he put the ball exactly where he always does, and the keeper, presumably thinking the striker wouldn;t be stupid enough to do exactly the same thing again, was just too slow in getting down to it.

Timothy Weah continued his record of a goal every half hour or so when he ran onto a Euan Henderson pass, which completed the scoring.

At half time the club continued to get value for money from the lights when Vakoun Bayo was presented to the supporters..

Maybe a bit cringey, but it is supposed to be entertainment, and as long as the guy wasn’t blinded its all a bit of fun.

These new sigings might not be seasoned old pros, and they might not be household names yet, but the players seem to think they can play a bit.

Maybe thats why the last few games have seen the Scott Sinclair remind us of his character and ability. He led the line last night, forever foraging and picking himself up every time he was clogged.

By the way, you’ll note the referee was a little more forgiving to the Buddies when they fouled Celts. Looks like any tightening up on Celtic players being assaulted may only be temporary.

Like the threat to John Beaton, in fact.

Poor John.

He’s been living in terror since December 29, and now, nearly a month later, no arrests have been made which means whoever has put this man in fear for his life is still at large.

We should start a campaign , or email Police Scotland, or something.

Perhaps a crowd fund to buy him a new house. If we do, I’ll look after the money.

Scott Bain started the game last night, and he must have been bloody freezing. What little he had to do he did well, and we may see more of him in the coming months.

There’s a curious story doing the rounds about a Ukranian winger, who according to reports from his homeland , is about to join Celtic..

Швед найближчим часом перейде в шотландський клуб, – ЗМІ

Maryn Shved, of Karpaty Lvov is apparently set to be the next acquisition, but Brendan rodgers doesn’t appear to know that much about it..he said

He’s been watched and looked at but I can’t say I know a great deal about him. But what I have seen he’s a talent and something that will probably benefit the club in the future. We’ve got about a million wingers and don’t need another one. But he’s a talent and in the summer we’ll probably lose wingers and he’ll look to come in,” 

Which, of course, will prompt all sorts of speculation about who does what during the transfer windows, and , of course, whether or not Rodgers is staying at Celtic.

More tittle tattle is likely after Dedryck Boyata didn’t appear last night, due to a tight groin, officially, but there’s only a week of the window left, and he hasn’t re-signed.

This could be interesting.

We hear Peter Lawwell has made sure the revolving door at the front of the stadium is in tip top condition..

 

Elsewhere, and Kilmarnock kept up the pressure on Celtic with a win over “rangers “.

Though you’d think they didn’t..

The most embarrassing piece of sports journalism, however, has already hit the internet..

“rangers ” paraded their new signings last night..

Image result for dads army

And one of them scored early on…it was like VE Day all over again.

From the Sportsman.com..

Ranges fans were delighted when the club signed Jermain Defoe on a loan deal from Bournemouth and the move has already started paying off with the former England striker on the sheet within 12 minutes of his debut.

The experienced England striker was playing his first Scottish Premiership game for his new cub tonight against Kilmarnock and he duly obliged with a classic finish inside the box. The former Sunderland man has spent his entire career putting chances away and he did exactly the same tonight in front of a frantic away Rangers support.

The 36-year-old was on hand to poke the ball home from a couple of yards out after the ball had been bouncing around in the box and it was exactly what Steven Gerrard would have wanted to see from his lofty new signing.

The Gers are currently right in the middle of an intense title race with their rivals Celtic and it is fair to say that the Ibrox faithful are delighted with their new man up front…

Indeed they are…

There’s lots more…as they stauchly stayed loyal and refused to surrender…

My own favourite …

Jordan Jones, who scored the winning goal in Kilmarnocks 2-1 win, has agreed to join “rangers “, if they are still around, in the summer…

Or has he ?

We really shouldn’t laugh.

No, I mean it.

Aberdeen moved into fourth , behind Slippy G’s slipping side only on goal difference.

If we pay too much attention to the media hype, we may ignore Kilmarnock and Aberdeen at our peril…

 

 

On a more serious note, Tony Ralston became the latest player to miss out due to injury.

Training methids at the ranch have been accused of being perhaps a little too intense, and there does seem to have been a disproportionate amount of injured players hobbling home after a session.

Not being a medical man, or a sports scientist, I cannot really comment on whether or not the ones Celtic have are actually any good.

However, only a fool would fail to recognise that there is room for improvement.

When Rangers entered liquidation, a friend of mine decided not to bother with football any more…arguably, of course, as a life long fan of the original club, it could be said he hadn;t been bothering with football for a while.

Instead, he now follows the Glasgow Warriors, who play in a similar rough and ready style to his old favourites, yet they seem to be able to keep most of their players active.

Their sports science department could arguably have a different way of doing things, and since no one from  Celtic seems to be even be remotely interested in trying to find out why so many players are injured, and more importantly why it seems to take so long for them to recover, maybe a wee fact finding trip over Warriors to see how they do it, or an invite to let them have some input into how Celtic do things would benefit everyone.

Especially the players.

 

Yesterday, we had this image for you to use your imagination on…

Honest hoops January 23, 2019 at 12:47 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption; match officials agree the game goes ahead for Celtic after pitch inspection… 

Today..

Later today, at 1pm, we reveal what some drunk told us were the thoughts of someone high up at Celtic…

And boy, was he drunk.

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Fra Stone
5 years ago

Caption ‘the rangers’ Juggernaut hits a bump in the road

Uralius
5 years ago

“Scott Sinclair called the keepers bluff from the penalty spot when he put the ball exactly where he always does, and the keeper, presumably thinking the striker wouldn;t be stupid enough to do exactly the same thing again, was just too slow in getting down to it.” – Have to call you out on this Ralph. Scott Sinclair stuttered his run, watched the keeper go to where anyone who had studied Sinclair’s penalties should go, then he placed to ball over the committed keeper just high enough to avoid his outstretched arm. ‘Twas a thing of beauty!

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Caption
Australian traffic controller uses his down under training and hand signals in freezing Scotland

Puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: Glasgow City Council’s preffered parking option for Celtic fans.

Imma Timm
5 years ago

Caption,Duke of Edinburgh has slight problem whilst helping to clear snow at Sandringham in his new Peasant Basher!

5 years ago

caption
una and christine do a “thelma and louise”

TimSmith
5 years ago

Caption:
In the words of Rikki Fulton’s supercop: Ok Philip! Oot the truck!

BJF
5 years ago

Urailus spot on sbout the penalty, I have to say Stevie G is starting to grow on me. Interesting how “ loyal” loyalists are the “Rangers” fans remind me of those back home who used to attack their own police force, politicians even army when things didn’t go their way.
I thought and said here that Burke playing out of position did well enough, can’t believe some clowns were giving him stick with two assists and very little game time. He got another hour last night and two goals. Worrying if we lose Boyata given the crucial games in February. I like Ajer but his positioning isn’t great and Benjovic was doing his nut at him when he wandered upfield, he is young and lots of potential though. Saw the highlights of the Kilie game, again dafties were saying “oh Jones will help them”, such nonsense guys like him
want to show what they have got. I remember when Broonie signed for us he wandered around, in the next game, kicking everything in a Celtic shirt including most of the front row support.

Alzyerpal
5 years ago

Caption: Sevco’s new Australian Sweeper unveiled

Daziekanowski's nightclub child
5 years ago

Caption: Slippy G’s Slipped up again

Mike
5 years ago

Another great performance last night and a big Hail Hail to the Celtic support who turned up at Celtic park in their numbers despite those treacherous conditions. 4-0 going on more, I liked in particular the running off the ball and those passes forward from the back, the variation is another tool to open the box. So many good performances to highlight and it was noticeable the doubling up on Forrest. I will not get too carried away, but nights like last night just add to your Celtic enjoyment. For me, it was also noticeable the players NOT on display, Oddsone, Bayo, Rogic, K.T. players who will be available later on and who will just add to the Celtic threat. My only concern was hearing Brendan suggesting that he had nothing to do with the possible signing of Shved, another round of interference from our C.E.O. Who seems unable to stop himself interfering with player recruitment. He should stop, If our manager walks away at seasons end because of his interference, then there could be trouble T’ Mill.

George Lazenbhoy
5 years ago

Caption – grit Road not sky! How fucking clear can I make it.

Or

Gritter thinks its a dog and asks the copper to tickle his belly.

Uralius
5 years ago

Caption: Compliance officer overturns yet another blatant yellow cart.

George Lazenbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

That’s better than mines. I should just stop..

Monti
5 years ago

Lot of questions need to be asked about what is going on with the transfers & recruitment policies at Celtic Park.
Was looking at the Maryan Shved signing with optimism & hoping we had a guy ready to influence the first team, only to read Brendan’s quotes which clearly indicate this isn’t the case.
We are about to sign a winger & the manager said ” we don’t need another winger “?
How does that look or sound like to Shved & the support “?
Who is signing players at Celtic?
We have been critical of Brendan about a number of players who have been brought in who haven’t contributed anything, but were they HIS signings?

All i know is Brendan is not getting his A list targets through the door, no McGinn, No Piccini, No McKenna?

Whether i should be concerned or not about this, i feel something is going on, i fear Brendan is away, i hope i’m wrong.

Couple of other things, seen the vid of Bayo being introduced to the support….accompanied by these fkn lights & theme tune to the ‘ undertaker ‘?
Cringeworthy doesn’t even begin to describe this shit, if it were me i’d have these lights in the boot of Boyata’s fucking taxi today!

The pitch?
£1.5-_2m for this pitch? It has a disease apparently? Is it alopecia because it’s as fcking bald as my nut sack.

” World class in everything we do “?

Fuck off!

Bongo
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

read this and had to check that we have won 7 championships in a row and the last 7 trophies available.

5 years ago
Reply to  Bongo

7 trophies have been won by Rodgers who’s the one speaking out.

Unless you’re a blind fool it’s obvious there’s a major problem, one that sucked £4m out of the club last year and failed to land agreed targets and tries to sign unwanted players.

The disaster round the corner is that this forces Brendan out of the club.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Bongo

Bongo,
You mean someone read it out to you?

5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Good to see you back on form.

Brendan could hardly be any more scathing about it “not needed, probably go on loan” etc.

No doubt the Lawwell Loyal will have a go at Rodgers about how he should keep it inhouse etc but he’s spot on to speak out.

Not read the Lawwell Papers yet but doubt it’ll make pleasant reading.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Cheers Cha!

jpm 88
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

The Cha , Monti ,

Shved’s CV reads like a typical PL “project/punt” : big prospect in his early days gains move to big league ( Pukki? ) where career stalls then goes backward .
The guy is talented , the punt is can he recapture his early form and reach his once expected potential .
On the face of it maybe worth a 2m euro gamble IF you’re flush with cash ; problem is we need our money for immediate first teamers but more importantly it’s for the football manager to be making those kind of calls , and ONLY the football manager .

Much is made of his January transfer “failings” ( Hendry , Commper ,Musonda , Kouassi ) . However the bottom line is in BOTH those seasons BR delivered a treble AND record turnover !

Maybe our unannounced Director of Football needs reminded of the “state of the nation ” just before BR arrival ; dumped out of the SC by sevco , playing in front of half empty stadium , and THAT Green Brigade banner [ LAWWELL AND DESMOND’S LEGACY ; EMPTY DREAMS ; EMPTY HEARTS ; EMPTY JERSEYS ; EMPTY STANDS ]

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  jpm 88

Jpm,
Spot on

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Caption
Truck driver found to be on the drugs that killed River Phoenix

puggy67
5 years ago

I call you when I need you, my dope farm’s on fire
You come to me, come to me, like a plug badly wired
Oh, you come to me, give me everything I need
Give me a life time of prejudice and a world of moon-beams
Speak the language of hate like you know what it means
Mm, a football song, take the words and make it wrong, babe
You simply detest, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I ever met
I’m stuck like a shart, I hang on every word you say
Sturgeon tear us apart, I would rather be dead.

In Super Ally a guy who doesn’t do walkin’ away
In Dave King’s eyes I get lost, each one goes it’s own way
Just as long as you’re here my direct debit could be in no better place
You simply detest, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I ever met

Each time we get beat I start losing control
I’m blaming cafflics, the Irish, the Poles,
I can get bitter even when I’m alone
My two-word vocabulary’s ‘surrender’ and ‘no’

(Flute solo)

You detest, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I ever met
I’m stuck like a shart,
I hang on every word you say
Let Sturgeon tear us apart
Baby I would rather be dead
Oh you detest

Puggy67
5 years ago
Reply to  puggy67

🙂

TicToc
5 years ago

If we really need to sign another MF player, FFS make it the young Tunisian, Moataz Zemzemi. Well Done Pal, you’ve done me and football a real service!
HH
PS, for those of you whom live with yer heids up yer arses, and there are many of you, this will become clear in the fullness of time.
HHH (HaHaHa)
Ah’ll mibbaes start a Moataz Zemzemi appreciation society!

charlie
5 years ago

ffs wee willie winky thinks we should awe be in wur beds cause its past 8 oclock

jimmybee
5 years ago

Got to agree with Monti and Mike on Brendans interview concerning possible new signing Shved.
This isnt going to end well.I feel sorry for the player if he is being brought to the club and to a manager who isnt going to play him.
If he does sign listening to Brendan I think he will be off in the summer.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmybee,
I want Lawwell out, he is too big for his boots now.
He has done a lot of good at Celtic but he’s doing damage now.
We will not get a better manager in the future than Brendan Rodgers, Brendan doesn’t get everything right, however he deserves to be backed with a few real good signings & Lawwell isn’t getting the deals done…we need a new board & a new approach.

Patrick Street
5 years ago

We have got Bayo as a forward and they have got biodegradable as a defence.Happy days ahead.

5 years ago

Caption: The Rangers provide photographic evidence of the devastation wrought by 1mm snow and demand a retrospective postponement of last night’s game.

BJF
5 years ago

What would have made sense about signing another winger is if Brendan spoke of him as a replacement in the pool
for Weah and Burke who will leave in the Summer. A comment above struck me about two St Mirren players on Forrest but where I was sitting in the second half there were also two on Sinclair. He has 5 goals plus the disallowed one in 3 games, if Defoe does that he will be lauded as a world beater!

Puggy67
5 years ago

At the risk of a Blazing Saddles scene I’ve got to agree with Monti,Mike and Jimmybee. Here’s my translation of Brendan’s comment ‘this has fuck all to do with me, I don’t want excess squad players cluttering up my training, I’m not getting the quality I want and I’m not a manager of we buy any car. Desmond tell PL to do one or I’m off.’ Harrumph.

Monti
5 years ago

See on the subject of these disco lights, i really find them out of place, maybe o’m just getting old but i don’t fucking like them.
Does anyone else feel the same way?

Lights out!

Puggy67
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Mind sitting in a boozer one night lamenting how no one from work went out anymore. Then a bunch of kids from work breenged in. They were still going out I’d just got too old to get asked. That’s us and the disco lights Monti.

5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I can see them being a bit boring and repetitive when used all the time and it doesn’t seem to encourage fans to arrive earlier, which I assume was hoped for to reduce congestion, last minute rush etc.

Highlighting the huddle in green works well.

I also think it’ll add to the atmosphere in big games, Valencia and, err…

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂

BJF
5 years ago

Maybe the lights were an attempt to entertain the fans before the kick off but frankly having seen them two or three times frankly they do nothing for me, I don’t hate them but could happily live without them. I go to Celtic Park to watch my team play simple really.

2003bhoy
5 years ago

Caption: Jimmy Bell gives Stevie G his driving lesson for the rangers Juggernaut

jimmybee
5 years ago

The lights to me look amazing im sure they were bought not just for our supporters but to attract major finals and events to paradise.
Keep the lights shining brightly 🙂

jimmybee
5 years ago

If a player comes along who is star quality and is available at the right price then why not buy him. Even if we have lots of wingers just now but are they really good enough for Celtic.
Is this guy better than Morgan, Johnstone,Hayes for example if he is then in Brendans own words we need better quality players than we have. We should buy him.
No disrespect to Brendan but we have wingers who aren’t good enough to be Celtic players.
Burke will go back, Hayes and Morgan though good enough for the spl are not good enough for Europe.
We aren’t as strong in those areas as Brendan thinks we are. Yes we need defenders desperatly but sometimes an oppertunity to sign a classy player shouldnt be passed up.

5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

He was a failure in Spain, so he’s not Big 5 league quality.

We’re not getting potential ala Dembele, Eddy etc, he’s had that test and flunked it.

So, what’s the point, is he a low cost ‘not as good’ replacement for current prize assets?

jimmybee
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Sometimes moving to a new country, environment etc takes its toll we can’t judge a player on his failures if that’s the case Burke should be nowhere near a Celtic jersey.

5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Burke was selected by the guy heading the football department, which is what it should be.

He’s spoken enthusiastically about working with him and although very early, it all looks promising.

Shved was not picked by the football department and the head of that has no interest in working with him.

That’s always been a surefire disaster in the past but hey ho perhaps this will be the exception.

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Agreed Celtic are renowned for taking failed players and making them champions.

5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Who?

5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

fucking shite

5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

burke isn’t a failure, he just didn’t fit into leipzigs model. The guy is an uber athlete exactly the kind who could serve well in Europe if we can get him signed. you’ll notice that the teams who are at the top in europe are full of big guys. Power is the major asset given the player has a decent first touch, which he has and positional awareness which he will learn

5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

I watched scotland under 21s in tournament last year. he was a standout. He was just steaming through the opposition like they weren’t there and scoring crackers. If he can tweak his game to adapt to senior football he can be a worldbeater hes thgat good. I don;’t think west brom who are going for a premiership return can afford to gamble on burke. Celtic can I hope he staysa around we’ve not hd anyone of his stature attacking wise since dembele and before then no one really of any quality

Honest hoops
5 years ago

Caption; evidence that the wheels have came off the so called title challenge this year…

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Caption
The dukes a hazard

Uralius
5 years ago

Bayo:
“When I play football the way I look at it is that I’m trying to be a role model for young Ivorians and for them to feel they can do the same rather than me wanting me to like Kolo or Yaya Toure.

“My ambition is more to help the younger generation in the Ivory Coast. My aim on the pitch is to score goals and help the team.”

Really happy to hear this coming out of his mouth. Especially when introductions to the fans go like that. He doesn’t speak English yet and was talking through a translator. Perhaps another reason they wheeled him out in front of the fans and just turned the lights on.

Monti
5 years ago

Noticed Kelty Hearts have been kicked out one of the Junior cup competitions for fielding an ineligible player.

Kelty are ‘ managed ‘ by Barry Ferguson.

Oh dear.

5 years ago

who was it? lee mcculloch?

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